273 God-level loser
The little Taoist's silver smile came to an abrupt end.
He covered his nose and stepped back, and when he reached out to look, he screamed, "Ah, ah, bleeding, bleeding, you brute girl." ”
Little Lady Zhu proudly blew the pink and tender little fist, and said: "Dare to tease my aunt and grandmother, ugly Taoist, you are really really, you are so lustful." ”
Sitting aside with his nose covered, sulking for a while, the little Taoist priest couldn't hold it back, and asked: "Hey, I said little lady, can you know that Poor Dao is teasing you, which means that there must be someone around you who has a sperm channel." ”
"You are born with yin and yang eyes, and you are naturally extremely sensitive to yin energy, and with such a Master by your side, you are simply blessed with such good cultivation conditions. It's a little better than the poor road. ”
"In that case, you don't practice your Dao skills well, but what martial arts do you go to learn? This is clearly a tyrannical thing! ”
Mrs. Zhu said: "My father also asked me the same question back then. He said, "With my natural ability, I have been carefully taught by him." At most, twenty years later, my aunt and grandmother will become the first master of the world. ”
"I remember at that time, I asked my father, is there a lot of people or ghosts in this world?"
"My dad said that naturally there are a lot of people. Although there are many ghosts in the yang world, ghosts with gods and knowledge are really rare. ”
"Let me ask again, in that world, are there many wicked people or evil ghosts?"
My father sighed, naturally there are many wicked people. The human heart is the most complex thing in the world, and if people do evil, there is no lower limit or limit. ”
"I finally asked, if I learn the Dao Technique and encounter an evil ghost, I can naturally use the Dao Technique to destroy it. But in this world, there are more people than demons, and there are more wicked people than evil spirits. If I meet a wicked person, I can only do Taoism and not martial arts, so what should I do? ”
"My father said that you will have someone around you to protect you, and you are the most evil person in the world, and my father dares to be confident, and he will definitely not be able to hurt a single hair of my daughter."
I shook my head and said, I don't like to have people around me, it's too restrictive. I like to live freely and do whatever I want. So I decided, I don't want to learn Taoism, I want to practice martial arts! ”
"My father sighed, with your talent, if you learn Taoism, you will definitely become the first master in the world. But if you practice martial arts, you are only a first-class master at most. You have such a unique talent, no, it's really a tyrannical thing. Have you really decided to abandon the path and follow the martial arts? ”
"I said categorically, yes, I want to practice martial arts. There are few ghosts, and they are formless and qualitative, and it is too boring to bully. There are a lot of people, and there are all kinds of people, and only when they are bullied can they be successful. ”
Seeing that I had made up my mind, my father sighed and agreed.
When Zhu Xiaoniang said this, she said it proudly, and the little Taoist priest was angry when she heard it.
God's love, among endless people, concentrated such an amazing talent on her alone. But she was good, but she was wasted.
The little Taoist swore that if he could beat it, he might draw his long sword and stab her to death with one sword.
It's a shame to be wasted, you know?
And her father, the little kid is not sensible, are you not sensible either? Is it really just her temperament, following her wishes? It's not such a painful way to feel sorry for your daughter!
It's really, hateful!
I couldn't see the proud appearance of Little Lady Zhu, and the little Taoist priest said coldly: "Hmph, you are happy, you deserve to suddenly appear one day a ghost and scare you to death." ”
Little Lady Zhu said disdainfully: "I'll go, isn't it a ghost?" Since I was a child, I have seen a lot of aunts and grandmothers. ”
"Auntie, I measured the tongue of the hanged man with a ruler, and it was one foot three inches to one foot six inches long. Auntie, I screwed off the head of the big-headed ghost and kicked it as a ball, and accidentally hurt the second head of my family, and I never found his head again. No matter what the hell in this world, I can't scare your aunt and me. ”
Speaking of this, Zhu Xiaoniang finally felt a little interested: "It is precisely because there are so many strange and evil ghosts, so my aunt and grandmother's favorite thing in my life is good-looking big living people, whether it is a man or a woman, as long as they are good-looking." ”
As she spoke, she glared at the little Taoist priest hatefully: "Born uglier than a ghost like you, I can't hate my aunt and grandmother." Ugly is ugly, but you don't know it yet, run out and scare people. ”
Little Taoist, ask the sky speechlessly! At this moment, he really had a strong impulse to tear off the disguise on his face, and tell this woman who can only look at her face with iron-clad facts, Master Dao, I am obviously very good-looking!
After enduring and enduring, the little Taoist priest finally knocked out his teeth and swallowed it in his stomach. Putting oneself in danger for the sake of momentary whims, this is really, and it is not done by the wise.
The little Taoist priest who endured this evil breath ignored the angry barbarian girl anymore, and sat down on his own.
It's been a long time, and the pervert hasn't shown up again.
The little Taoist priest who was really bored finally couldn't help it, and asked again: "Your pair of peach wood swords is a pair of high-grade magic weapons, which are rare in the world. This sword, but your father gave it to you? ”
"This is not, it was given to me by the housekeeper Uncle Zhao. Uncle Zhao has no children and no daughters, so he is good to me. ”
"Uncle Zhao spent a huge price back then to snatch a thousand-year-old peach heart from a group of people. After carving the peach heart into this sword, it was carefully cultivated for 20 years, and finally it became my gift. ”
Well, Uncle Zhao, another ignorant person!
Giving this kind of magic weapon to a person who does not use magic, not to mention that it can't exert its power, just say that it can be used only by relying on the magic power of the magic weapon itself? After using it up a few times, according to the heart of this aunt, I am afraid that when I am unhappy, I will really burn it as firewood.
Seeing the distress on the little Taoist's face that couldn't be concealed, Little Lady Zhu was very happy, so she stimulated him even harder: "This peachwood sword is nothing, my aunt and grandmother have more than a dozen large and small magic weapons in my treasure chest." There are three pieces, and the quality is even higher than this mahogany sword. ”
The little Taoist priest said angrily: "Nonsense, if there is such a treasure, how can you not use it?" ”
Little Lady Zhu got up and turned around very lightly: "Look at it, my aunt and I have just this little bit of clothes on me, how can I hide things?" Although those magic weapons are good, they are troublesome, so I don't want them. ”
"I have one man and one horse, a few swords and a few darts, plus some silver taels and a stack of talismans, how good it is to walk freely in this way. What to do with so much baggage? ”
Well, it's a good and powerful reason, and it's really her style.
After being stimulated again, the little Taoist priest immediately shut up, but Little Lady Zhu refused to let him go. He took out a stack of talismans from his bosom and sent them to him.
When the little Taoist priest saw it, his eyelids jumped, and as expected, a whole stack of them was full of spirit runes!
Ordinary talismans, which are almost ineffective against yin ghosts. A talisman that can rely on its own mana to make the perverts who are almost yin gods feel a pain, and it is a spirit talisman.
Thinking about the few times Du Xiaoniang sprinkled copper coins like sprinkling spiritual runes, the little Taoist priest's heart twitched in distress and made people tremble. If you change your own shot, such a good texture of the spirit rune, one rune can seriously injure the pervert, and three runes can make the pervert completely scattered. How can it be like Zhu Xiaoniang, who will only make the pervert scream a few times "ahhhhh Then the spirit rune was tainted by the yin qi and became waste paper.
Little Lady Zhu smiled and said, "This charm is good!" The ordinary imp threw two talismans over, and the smoke was extinguished. No matter how powerful a ghost is, if he hits it, it can make him scream in pain. ”
"If you're not careful, the silver on your body will be spent, and this talisman can still be sold for money."
Saying that, Zhu Xiaoniang picked up a town house talisman and showed off: "This kind of talisman is the best to sell, it is worth one or two silver." The evil charm is almost exchangeable for seven coins of silver. It's a pity that this exorcism charm, there are too many people who don't know the goods, and they can exchange it for five dollars of silver at most. ”
The little Taoist priest was dizzy when he heard this, I'll go, this is a spirit rune, you use it for money?
I think that when Dao Ye and I just came down the mountain, I exchanged a spirit rune passed down by my master for three gold ingots, and that's it, I was taught a lesson by Tianxuanzi. Even now, with the Yongyou pen in his hand, he can draw the spirit rune, but he has no money on him, and he has never thought of using the spirit rune to sell it for money.
I can't bear it! The little Taoist priest said angrily: "Is this kind of spiritual rune used to exchange for that thing?" ”
Little Lady Zhu listened, thought about it seriously, and then nodded and said, "Well, it's not just used to exchange silver taels." ”
She excitedly took out another tranquility talisman: "Last time, my aunt and grandmother were greedy, and I used this talisman to exchange for a big sugar man!" ”
She smacked her lips and emphasized, "It's a delicious sugar man!" ”
Little Taoist ......
I can't stand it, it's really to the limit. The little Taoist priest staggered to his feet, staggered to the side, and lay down.
He swore that from now on, he would never discuss similar topics with this little lady again.
If he is looking for abuse, he can do it once, and if he does it twice, he will have to borrow the mouth of others and torture himself to death!
It was dark.
After guarding for most of the night, the little Taoist priest who was really sleepy wanted to rest, but after checking the talisman in his hand, he asked, "Little lady, do you still have any evil talismans?" I don't have enough of it, I'm afraid I won't be able to protect it thoroughly. ”
Hearing that he finally spoke, but said this, Zhu Xiaoniang replied angrily: "Why are you so careful?" That pervert was already cowardly, and he was seriously injured by my aunt and grandmother tonight, and he didn't dare to show up even if he was killed. Hmph, you're a daredevil. ”
The little Taoist priest thought about it, so he only casually laid out four evil charms.
Gradually, the little Taoist priest fell asleep.
When you sleep soundly, in the silence, a change is quietly born!
In the open space where the yin qi was filled, there were a few traces of black gas shaped like smoke, which quietly and slowly wrapped around the little Taoist priest and the little lady Zhu like a snake.
The little Taoist priest had a dream.
Since he learned the Dafa of Sleeping Immortals, he has rarely dreamed. Not to mention, having such dreams.
Even in the dream, the little Taoist priest was also wondering: It shouldn't be! It's only been a few days since the lady left, and she couldn't hold it back anymore, so she started to do it, well, spring dreams!
Yes, for the first time in his life, the little Taoist priest had a spring dream.
In this dream, there are naturally Rou'er, Xu Ruoxue, and Xiao Xi Shi, such reasonable people.
But that's not all.
In this dream, there are even female Taoists, Li Sanniang, Liu Qingyan, such people as he didn't expect.
And that's not all.
In this dream, there was a little Taoist priest who was completely unexpected, and even frightened him: Little Lady Zhu!
Little lady Zhu!
I'll go! Such a brutal woman, am I still interested in her? I couldn't even see her face.
Could it be that with just a pair of breasts, this woman has already conquered herself? No, it's impossible, how can I be so cheap!
But whether he is willing or unwilling, this dream of the little Taoist priest is extremely fragrant. Glamorous, completely beyond his imagination.
It turned out that that thing could be done at the same time with so many beautiful women.
……
It's just a dream. A spring dream, waking up without a trace. Oh no, at most some wet marks.
Therefore, the little Taoist priest opened his mind and enjoyed it boldly with confidence.
It's just this spring dream, but why is it so real?
Really, so really!