272 Born with Yin and Yang Eyes
What is coercion, what is inducement, this is it!
The little Taoist priest looked at the little lady Zhu, and his heart was filled with grief and indignation.
In the past, I only felt that Xu Ruoxue was domineering and unreasonable, and she liked to raise her eyebrows at every turn, and with a "bang" sound, the blood sea sword was on her neck. But it wasn't until now that he understood that all the women in the world were unreasonable. In particular, there is no one who is reasonable with strong martial arts.
Hmph, she's embarrassed to say that she likes to convince people with reason the most in her life!
Think about it, if you are really virtuous and virtuous, which woman will learn what martial arts, dance with swords and swords all day long, jumping up and down.
Looking at the mandarin duck sword around his neck, the little Taoist priest who was already hesitant in his heart simply followed neatly.
But as he expected, the pervert did not appear that night.
The next day, the little Taoist priest gritted his teeth and said: "Little lady, if the pervert does not show up tonight, then no matter what, tomorrow the poor road will definitely go." No matter how hard you try to stay, you can't keep it. Hmph, Poor Dao really doesn't believe it, for such a thing, you really dare to let go and kill people! ”
Little Lady Zhu stretched and yawned: "I'll talk about this tomorrow." Hey, another all-nighter. Really, I don't know if I can't sleep well, it's not good for women? In the past few days, I don't know how old my aunt and grandmother are. ”
She stretched her waist so unscrupulously, and the little Taoist priest naturally feasted his eyes and swallowed a mouthful of saliva. When he heard her words "If you don't sleep well, it's not good for women", the little Taoist priest was even more stunned, and sighed in his heart: I'll go! Is this woman a woman? How is it different from all the women I've ever met?
Could it be that this is the legend, the man among women, the woman among men?
It's getting dark.
The little Taoist priest reaped the merit from the meditation. His heart is now anxious, and he can only rely on meditation to calm his mind.
After dinner, after waiting for a while, Zhu Xiaoniang came over slowly with a yawn.
grabbed two steamed buns casually, and Zhu Xiaoniang said, "Okay, let's go!" ”
The little Taoist priest looked at the two small steamed buns in her hand, and then at the two big steamed buns on her chest, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: The flesh on this woman's body really grows!
The two of them didn't say a word all the way to the clearing.
Seeing that the little Taoist priest was still tightly closed, with an expression of "I don't speak, I won't speak even if I am killed", Zhu Xiaoniang yawned and said lazily: "I said ugly Taoist, no matter how ugly you look, you can be considered a man after all." Men are magnificent, why do you always worry about my little woman. Come, say a few nice words, and make my aunt and grandmother happy. ”
The little Taoist priest gave her a roll of his eyes.
This white eye is wrong. Little Lady Zhu's eyes immediately lit up, jumped over, tried her best, and began to tease the little Taoist priest to speak.
After holding on for a while, the little Taoist priest finally couldn't help it, and said angrily: "Little lady, if you do this again, you will not be polite." ”
"You're welcome?" Little Lady Zhu pointed at him and laughed: "Little Taoist, why are you not polite to me?" You can't beat me, you can't scold me, even if you smash it with money, you can't find a copper plate on you. You say, "How can you do it to me?" ”
"You!" Morale knots.
Zhu Xiaoniang laughed halfway, suddenly covered her mouth with her hand, and made a surprised and discolored appearance: "Ah, are you, you actually want me?" Oh, don't, it's scary! ”
As she screamed, she pushed back vigorously.
Little Taoist, extremely angry!
Angry and angry, I watched Zhu Xiaoniang retreat straight to the middle of the clearing. And there, it was already full of yin qi, and the little Taoist priest still kindly reminded: "Hey, be careful, it's dangerous there, come back quickly." ”
Little Lady Zhu was even more shocked, she shouted in a hurry: "You, what do you want to do?" Don't come here, come here again, I'll scream, I'll scream loud, very hard! ”
I'll go! Who is this? How can there be such a woman in this world? Cold sweat rolled down the little Taoist's forehead.
But at this time, a sudden change occurred!
Behind Zhu Xiaoniang, in the place where the yin aura was strong, suddenly a ghost flashed, and the pervert appeared!
Seeing this, the little Taoist priest who had been carrying his heart shouted in a lost voice: "Danger, come back!" ”
Seeing his solemn expression, Little Lady Zhu stopped and looked at her blankly.
When she was stunned, the pervert had already pounced.
The little Taoist priest was in a hurry and rushed desperately. But no matter how anxious he was, it was useless, that evil ghost was really cunning, and he was standing behind Zhu Xiaoniang, even if it was a flying talisman, it couldn't hurt him.
The little Taoist priest could only run to the right, hoping that he would have a chance to save the little lady's life.
But naturally there is no more chance!
In the little Taoist's suddenly widened eyes, the ghost claws of the pervert had been fiercely pulled out to the back of the little lady's heart.
Seeing this, this woman was about to die, but at this time, the mutation was reborn.
The little lady Zhu was still in a daze, and when her body was not allowed to move, she suddenly floated forward lightly and avoided a claw.
Then she quickly turned around, and in the hand she had been holding, several exorcism charms suddenly appeared.
Several talismans flew away, and the distance was so close, how could the pervert avoid it, Zhang Zhang was facing one by one, screaming in pain.
At this point, the pervert naturally knew that he had fallen into a trap. Seeing that the little Taoist priest was coming quickly, he didn't say a word, turned around and ran.
Little Lady Zhu was willing to let him run away, and with a slide of her hands, two peachwood short swords slipped out of her sleeves. She snapped, her body fluttering, and her sword did not fall short. It was like rain for a while, and in a few breaths, I didn't know how many swords were stabbed.
It is an embroidery needle, which can stab a person like this and kill a person. The pervert screamed miserably, but no matter how much it hurt, he didn't care about it, and went straight to the ground.
So when the little Taoist priest's talisman arrived, the pervert had disappeared again!
Little Lady Zhu was extremely angry, screaming, and the peachwood short sword in her hand stabbed straight at the ground where the pervert disappeared.
The little Taoist priest was extremely distressed when he saw it, and said angrily: "This is a high-grade magic weapon, why are you so?" ”
Little Lady Zhu was even more angry: "This is my thing, aunt and grandmother, I can do whatever I want." Even if you use it as firewood, it has nothing to do with you. ”
It can be said that Zhu Xiaoniang finally put away the peach wood short sword, and carefully wiped the soil on it.
Still angry, she stomped on the ground fiercely, and scolded in her mouth: "If you have no face and no skin, you know that if you drill into the ground, my aunt and grandmother will step on your head." I step, I step, I step! ”
Tired of stepping on it, Zhu Xiaoniang clapped her hands with satisfaction, all the anger in her body disappeared, and a smile appeared on her face again.
The little Taoist priest sighed: It's really a child's heart, and his temper comes and goes quickly.
Seeing that she couldn't do anything, Zhu Xiaoniang took out the boomerang and spun around in her hand boredly. After turning around for a while, she sighed: "Hey, it's a shame that my aunt and grandmother are in danger of their lives, and they don't hesitate to sacrifice their hue to lure that pervert into taking the bait." But I didn't expect that in the end, it was still a failure, and it was really a big loss. ”
The little Taoist priest had guessed that she was doing it on purpose, and when he heard her say this, he also sighed in his heart.
Little Lady Zhu stretched: "I said ugly Taoist, you have been born for a few days." No matter how big the temperament is, it should be eliminated. The night is long, and the left and right are boring, or you and I will talk. ”
Saying that, she glanced at the little Taoist priest and said, "I like good-looking people the most in my life." Hmph, if it weren't really boring, you look so ugly, my aunt and I wouldn't bother to look at you. You're making a lot of money. ”
This time, she came up with such a trick, and deceived the pervert, and the little Taoist priest's anger was greatly reduced.
"I say, is there something strange about you?" The little Taoist priest asked, he had been bored for two days, and he really didn't vomit or be unhappy.
"Oh, you can see it." Little Lady Zhu smiled.
The little Taoist priest glanced at her angrily: "Nonsense! If you can't practice the Taoist mind, you won't be able to open your eyes. Ghosts are invisible things, and if the eyes of the Dharma are not opened, how can ordinary people see ghosts? But in the past few days, I have found that you can clearly see ghosts. This means that you are not an ordinary person. ”
"And guess what's so strange about me?" Little Lady Zhu leaned her head over.
A very good-smelling woman's fragrance rushed in, and the little Taoist priest's heart fluttered. He quietly moved his body away, hesitated, and asked, "Could it be, you were born with yin and yang eyes, right?" ”
As soon as she heard this, Little Lady Zhu raised her head suddenly, and said triumphantly: "Exactly!" ”
"Auntie, I was born with yin and yang eyes."
Yes! The little Taoist priest was shocked. Even if he had already guessed in his heart, when this fact was in front of him, he was still surprised.
Born with yin and yang eyes, it's really rare. Although it is not as good as his own Yang body, it is rare to encounter in hundreds of years, but it is also extremely rare, and I am afraid that there will be no one in a generation.
Looking at the surprised appearance of the little Taoist, the little lady Zhu's head was raised higher, so high, and her nostrils were really facing the sky. She said even more proudly: "Auntie, I am not only born with yin and yang eyes, but also born with extreme sensitivity to yin qi. The yin qi between heaven and earth, but there is the slightest change, and it can't escape my aunt's perception. ”
After speaking, her nostrils continued to face the sky, her hands were behind her back, and the expression on her face was clearly saying: Come, praise me, praise me hard!
The little Taoist priest just said "oh".
He was so calm, Zhu Xiaoniang got angry and said, "Hmph, you ugly Taoist priest who has no knowledge, what does it mean to be born with yin and yang eyes?" It means that my aunt and grandmother don't need to practice Taoism, so that I can see ghosts and ghosts better than anyone else in this world. Any ghost is clear in my aunt's eyes, and there is nothing to hide. Hmph, this ability is unique to me in the world! ”
The little Taoist priest said lightly: "The yin and yang eyes are amazing, but in front of the poor Dao, they are nothing. I am not only born with the body of the yang, but also born with the life of the yang. My ability is much stronger than your yin and yang eyes. ”
Zhu Xiaoniang was shocked first, and then said angrily: "I'll go, you ugly Taoist priest full of nonsense, and you are still the body of the yang, and I am still the body of the yin." Hmph, I will only say that I have the ability, you can confirm it to my aunt and grandmother. ”
The little Taoist priest frowned and said, "This is not easy to confirm. ”
As if he remembered something, he looked up and down carefully, Zhu Xiaoniang's very tempting figure. He smiled maliciously: "There is a benefit to the body of the sun, and the woman is the most distinct. Why don't you and I try it? ”
Little Lady Zhu didn't understand what he meant at first, but after thinking about it, her face suddenly turned red.
Then, a pink fist smashed into the face of the little Taoist priest with a silver smile on his face!