In the past, the average age of society was only 60 years old, and it was reasonable for parents to rush to get married at the age of 20, but now the average age is 75 years old. I felt that I had analyzed it very thoroughly, and as a result, this statement was splashed with blood, he said, "No, no, no, you have a misunderstanding about the age of marriage, which does not depend on the average life expectancy." ”

I asked him, "What does that depend on?" ”

Lao Chen said, "It depends on the contradiction between the growing age of women and the desire of men to be young women, the contradiction between men's never-ending pursuit of 18-year-old girls and the reality of not being able to pursue them, and the contradiction between women's higher vision and the shrinking of their own market as they get older." The balance of these contradictions determines the average age of marriage, and the fact that confirms my statement is that those older leftover women, except for a few whose conditions are miserable, must have boyfriends or suitors when they are young! ”

Lao Chen's words reminded me of Miss Liao.

After sending Miss Liao back that day, Luo Er was like a chicken blood, and asked me about Miss Liao's preferences with great interest, and asked me if I was about to celebrate Double 11 and if I wanted to buy Miss Liao some gifts. I was checking the circuit of my product, and I didn't bother to pay attention to Luo Er, so I casually perfunctory him, "Then you help her finish the Taobao shopping cart!" ”

Luo Er asked me, "How much does that cost?" ”

I said, "Hundred, hundred, thousand!" ”

Lao Chen suddenly turned to look at me and said, "Your friend bought a car on Taobao, right?" Hundreds, hundreds, hundreds, hundreds! ”

I stopped what I was doing, glanced at Luo Er, and then at Lao Chen, and counted them together, "She has been hesitant in La Mer and Belly recently, so she pulled La Mer and Belly into the shopping cart together; She hesitated between LV's bag and Xiaoxiang's bag, so she pulled LV and Xiaoxiang into the shopping cart together; And ......"

"Stop, stop, stop," Lao Chen didn't let me finish speaking, he looked at Luo Er with a sad expression and said, "Are you looking for a girlfriend or an ancestor!" ”

"Then it's normal for her to have good conditions and spend a lot!" Luo Er said to Lao Chen with a Mary Sue face, Lao Chen shook his head, "No, I mean, you found her and planned to be a rich second generation, don't you have a rich ancestor?" ”

Luo Er was choked by Lao Chen so much that he couldn't answer a word, and went out of our office in a gloomy manner, I looked at Luo Er's back, and Lao Chen said, "Hurry up and do your job, you don't have to work again, be careful that the director gives you a bad evaluation this month!" ”

"Oh!" I puffed out my cheeks and banged in front of my computer, but I sympathized with Luo Er in my heart. I called Luo Er that day, and he sent Miss Liao back to learn that the reason why Miss Liao was drunk was because she broke up with Lu Ye, Luo Er suddenly felt that the future was immeasurable, and his self-confidence exploded all of a sudden...... When I got back from work tonight, Miss Liao was sitting on the sofa watching TV, and the room had become very deserted since two people left, especially since November 15 had not yet arrived, and the heating had not yet been supplied.

I asked Miss Liao, "Did Luo Er contact you today?" ”

"Hmm," Miss Liao curled up on the sofa, adding a layer of down jacket to her coral velvet pajamas, wrapped her hands in her down jacket pockets, and gestured with her chin to me the phone she threw on the table, "What's wrong?" ”

"It's really a little strong who can't be beaten," I said to Miss Liao what Old Chen Han Luo Er said in the afternoon, and Miss Liao hunched her waist with laughter, "Your colleagues are really too bad!" She sighed after speaking, "This Luo Er is simply an M, when I had a boyfriend before, he chatted with me every day, but now that I'm gone, no matter how I refuse and ignore him, I have to shush and ask for warmth if I can't move...... Quite persistent! ”

"That's not right, he M you S, a natural pair!" I said, "And in fact, I personally think that Luo Er is quite suitable for you, people like you are looking for someone like Lu Ye, the whole Mars hits the earth, and who will you listen to when you get married in the future!" Like Luo Er, an affordable man, you have the means to succeed, he has the perseverance to succeed, and he can still be obedient to you, it is simply the best choice for a strong woman like you! ”

"Who said that I and Lu Yelang are a talented and beautiful match!" Miss Liao glared at me and asked.

I covered my mouth and coughed twice, "It's time for me to call Zhao Ye!" After I finished speaking, I jumped up from the sofa and ran to my room, Miss Liao asked me behind me, "You and Zhao Ye are so reconciled?" ”

I nodded, "Or else?" ”

Miss Liao said, "Isn't autumn the season to break up? ”

I thought for a moment and said, "But it's winter!" I put a big smile on Miss Liao, and then opened the door and went back to the room to wash at the speed of light, and got into the quilt stuffed with a hot water bottle, I took my mobile phone and sent a text message to Zhao Ye, while asking Luo Er's recent situation, Luo Er felt a little frustrated with Miss Liao's estranged and cold attitude, and today I was simply confused and overwhelmed after suffering a double blow from me and Lao Chen.

I texted Zhao Ye and said, "What if I want to match Luo Er and Miss Liao?" ”

Zhao Ye replied to me at six points, I pouted and withdrew the text message, and began to look up strategies and methods for pursuing girls on the Internet, and then Zhao Ye called me on a phone call, and he asked me, "Is there something wrong on Saturday?" ”

I said, "No, what's wrong?" What to do on Saturday? ”

Zhao Ye said, "What about your company? Is there an arrangement for Saturday? ”

I thought about it and felt that Zhao Ye was still asking this question quite strangely, "No!" ”

Zhao Ye said, "What about Miss Liao? ”

I said, "There shouldn't be any...... I finally understood what Zhao Ye wanted to say after saying this, and I bounced up from the bed at once, "Is your consciousness to help Luo Er and Miss Liao save up for a date?" ”

Zhao Ye said "um" on the other end of the phone, "Go to Happy Valley, right?" ”

I'm a little puzzled, on this cold day, it's a sin to go to Happy Valley, right? The cold wind was blowing on the face like a knife, and I had to sit on the roller coaster to make this knife more violent, "Can we change it?"

Ice a little place, don't be so cruel! What does it feel like to sit on the jumping machine, get on and down! Cold people freeze, right? ”

Zhao Ye said, "I don't want to go either, but who told your colleagues to have to chase Miss Liao at this time?" ”

I asked Zhao Ye, "What's the matter?" ”

Zhao Ye said, "First, amusement parks can increase the chance of men and women touching each other, and once physical contact occurs, the success rate of male confession will be greatly increased; Again, when people meet a person in a tense heartbeat atmosphere, people will mistakenly think that this person makes their heart beat fast, and people's brains can't distinguish the cause of hormone secretion. ”

I pondered for a moment, "It means that when the roller coaster climbs to the first point, Luo Er suddenly grabs Miss Liao's hand, and at this time, Miss Liao can't tell if it's because Luo Er grabbed her nervousness, or if the roller coaster itself makes her nervous?" ”

Zhao Ye said "um" on the phone, I always thought that falling in love was an emotional thing, but I didn't expect this thing to be quantified into technical work? I was obsessed with Zhao Ye's technical flow love plan for a while, and suddenly came back to my strength and asked, "Say, who did you learn this trick when you were chasing?" ”

"That's why I said I should read more books on weekdays!" Zhao Ye said to me earnestly on the other end of the phone.

……

I was anxiously thinking about how to ask Miss Liao to go to Happy Valley on the weekend, because Miss Liao was most afraid of the cold, and when others wore coats, she wore cotton clothes; When others wear cotton clothes, she wears a down jacket; When others wear down jackets, she has to wear a jacket and a down jacket...... In the spring of March, you may still be able to see Miss Liao on the streets of Beijing wearing a pink down jacket and brown snow boots, like a female madwoman who has escaped from a mental hospital.

So I think if I say to Miss Liao, "Let's go to Happy Valley, shall we?" She might really strangle me - mercilessly, but when I mustered up the courage and asked with the feeling that I might be strangled, Miss Liao sat calmly on the sofa and flipped through her phone to stuff things into her shopping cart, and then answered me lightly, "Okay! ”

"I said Happy Valley?" I thought the atmosphere was a little weird, so I repeated it.

Miss Liao said, "Okay! After she finished speaking, she raised her head to look at me and nodded, indicating that she knew about it, and there was no need to say it over and over again, I opened my mouth wide, "You're not afraid of the cold?" ”

"If you're in a bad mood, vent, regroup, and fight again!" Miss Liao put her phone in her pocket after speaking, then got off the sofa and stretched out and walked towards her room. I squatted on the sofa and twisted in the direction of Miss Liao and asked her, "Why don't you ask me who is going?" ”

"You, Zhao Ye, Luo Er!" Miss Liao said.

I asked her with my mouth wide open, "How do you know?" ”

Miss Liao turned to look at me, "Otherwise, wouldn't you go with Zhao Ye and me, threesome?" After saying that, she kicked back to the house and slammed the door, leaving me shrugged in the living room and sent a message to Zhao Ye and Luo Er to tell them, "It's done!" ”

I told Luo Er not to be late for the first official date.

I told Luo Er that he must remember to bring enough cash for his first official date.

I told Luo Er to cross the street and walk on the right side of Miss Liao, and to walk outside.

I told Luo Er that Miss Liao had garbage in her hand, so she must bring it over and help her throw it away.

I also told Luo Er to hold Miss Liao's hand when the roller coaster climbs to the top.

……

I told a lot, but I forgot to tell Luo Er what to wear.