Is this a robbery?

The little Taoist priest was shocked: "Don't! Poor Dao is a person who has a wife, and Poor Dao can't be sorry for his wife. ”

This is a man who is too confident! Little Lady Zhu laughed angrily all of a sudden. She rolled her eyes and said delicately: "Don't be afraid, aunt and grandmother, I will be very gentle." ”

The little Taoist priest then had a heartfelt heart and closed his eyes: "I'm sorry, madam, I was pointed, I couldn't move, I really couldn't resist." Madam, please forgive your husband for not being able to guard you like a jade. ”

Hey, women, why do you like overlords to bow hard? It's obviously a good thing for you, it's good for me, why don't you understand the amorous feelings?

Rou'er is like this, Xu Ruoxue is like this, and even Little Lady Zhu is like this!

Close your eyes and think about the extremely cute face of Little Lady Zhu. When he opened his eyes again and looked at the pair of plumps that were close at hand, the little Taoist priest suddenly felt a lot of heat in his heart.

Well, if you can't resist, then, enjoy!

As soon as he made up his mind like this, the little Taoist priest felt a pain on his face. He cried out in pain: "Be gentle, will you be able to?" ”

Little Lady Zhu smiled: "Don't worry, grandma, I will be very gentle, gentle enough to make you die of coolness." ”

As she spoke, she pressed her hand harder and rubbed it vigorously.

The little Taoist priest shouted bitterly: "Don't rub it, if you rub it again, the skin will fall off." ”

Little Lady Zhu exclaimed: "Hey, the skin really has to fall off." ”

She looked closely, and the small patch of white that suddenly appeared on that ugly face, she exclaimed, "Ah, you, your face is fake, it turns out that you are really disguised." ”

The little Taoist priest said angrily: "Poor Dao has said it a long time ago. ”

Zhu Xiaoniang's subordinates kept rubbing off the makeup on his face in the screams of the little Taoist priest.

So, the ugly, frightened face gradually disappeared. A beautiful face with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, extremely good-looking, is a good-looking face that Zhu Xiaoniang has never seen in her life, and it gradually appears.

That feeling is incomparably magical, like a stubborn stone, under her hands, turned into an ingenious jade carving!

When the jade carving was fully presented, Zhu Xiaoniang was stunned. She suddenly felt that her heart was in turmoil, and her heart was beating fast, fast, faster and faster!

It wasn't until a pair of eyes opened and looked at her curiously that Little Lady Zhu woke up and sighed, "It turns out that what you said is true!" ”

"Your ugly, scared face is fake, you are actually really good-looking and good-looking."

The little Taoist priest smiled smugly: "That's!" ”

Little Lady Zhu suddenly sighed, she didn't know why she was sighing, and she didn't understand what she was thinking. She threw down the little Taoist priest who stood in the water like a stake, and sat on the bluestone by the stream, holding her chin in her hand, in a daze.

She suddenly made some resentments in her heart: Hmph, this hateful ugly Taoist priest is so good-looking, and he dares to pretend to be ugly to scare me!

What should I do, I used to think he was an ugly monster, but he was still an ugly monster with a very good temper and a bit of flavor, so I could be ruthless, bully him fiercely, and bully him to death. But now that he has become so good-looking, woo, just looking at that face, his heart softened, how can he bully him?

Kill someone, you ugly Taoist!

Little Lady Zhu was thinking nonsense there, and the little Taoist priest was miserable. When he saw a water snake swimming over, the little Taoist priest couldn't help it anymore and screamed loudly, and finally woke up Zhu Xiaoniang and solved his acupoint.

After a few shakes of his hand, the little Taoist priest said angrily: "You are bullying me again." ”

Not to be outdone, Zhu Xiaoniang raised her head and replied: "Hmph, I bullied you, so what?" ”

These words sound full of momentum. When I first started talking about it, it was really full of momentum. It's a pity that he spit out two words, and the full momentum flowed down like a waterfall, and when he finished speaking, Zhu Xiaoniang's head was buried in the pair of towers, and even the last word was silent.

Strange, what's wrong with this little lady? Is it evil?

When the little Taoist priest was surprised, he heard the little lady Zhu who lowered her head say in a low voice: "I won't bully you like that in the future." ”

What the! The little Taoist priest was shocked, he immediately took three steps back, put his hands in front of his chest, and said angrily: "Hmph, when I don't know, you have a good mouth, and there must be some vicious thoughts in your heart. Hmph, pretending to be gentle and cute, do you think you can fool the smart and wise Taoist master? ”

You! Little Lady Zhu was furious, she raised her head, and said viciously: "Okay, in the future, I will continue to bully you to death, auntie." You this, this natural ......"

The three words of cheap bones, she still swallowed them after all.

The little Taoist priest smiled and said: "That's right, this is the little lady Zhu that the poor Taoist knows." ”

He smiled and secretly praised in his heart, Master Dao, I am really smart, and I have once again seen through the big conspiracy of the bad guys!

All the way forward.

The little Taoist priest was surprised to find that this little lady seemed to have really changed her temperament. In the past, what she thought in her heart was either how to tease him to death, or how to him to death, but now, although she can tease and tease, she feels a lot more "gentle".

Also, she used to always veil herself. But now when there is no one around, she will take off her veil and reveal her true face in front of the little Taoist.

So the little Taoist priest found that the deep, heavy, and thick resentment accumulated in his heart against Zhu Xiaoniang gradually subsided unconsciously. In particular, when that lovely and invincible face appeared in front of him, the resentment in his heart would be hidden, and he would not be able to find it.

When he is free, the little Taoist priest will sigh that with this cute and invincible face, this woman should be brutal and willful by nature. If she is not rude or capricious, her temperament is just as cute and invincible, hey, how can the people around her live! Not all of them have become the king of Zhou You, for the slight smile of Bo Baoxi, and they are willing to play the princes!

So in this world, it is enough to have a Rouer who can be liked by people from the bottom of their bones when they see it at a glance. If there is another little lady like that, I am afraid that God will also feel that this is too loving and cruel to the world!

So a *, extremely cute and seductive little girl, with a brutal and willful temperament, this is really just right!

It is close to Chengdu Prefecture.

Seeing that there were more and more pedestrians on the road, the little Taoist priest quietly dismounted, sneaked under the eaves, touched his hand, and felt the black ash of his hand, and as soon as he gritted his teeth, he was about to wipe the black ash off his face.

"What are you doing?" As soon as Little Lady Zhu raised her hand, the mandarin duck sword was against the little Taoist's hand.

"Disguise!" The little Taoist priest said resentfully: "Who told you to wash off the makeup on my face?" Now that it is close to the city, if this face is seen by the government, then the poor road is not finished. ”

"Not allowed!" Zhu Xiaoniang is very neat and neat.

"Ahh The little Taoist priest was shocked: "What do you mean by inaccurate?" This face is mine, and I can toss it as much as I want. ”

Zhu Xiaoniang said confidently: "Yes, this face is yours, but can you see it?" ”

"Auntie, I have long said that what I like most in my life is a living person who is good-looking, and what I hate the most is a living person who is ugly. You obviously have a good-looking face, but you want to hide it, let my aunt and grandmother see an ugly face, this is not good, absolutely not! ”

The little Taoist priest wanted to cry: "Auntie, for Poor Dao, this is a life-critical matter. Isn't it just ugly? Forbearance, forbearance passes. ”

Little Lady Zhu was furious: "Can you bear this?" Looking at that ugly face, my aunt and grandmother will feel unhappy, and I will become more and more unhappy. In the end, my aunt and grandmother will lift a sword and kill people. Ugly Taoist, do you want me to kill someone with a sword? ”

The little Taoist priest wanted to cry without tears: "Can you tell some reason?" Poor Dao is now being compiled by the whole Song Dynasty! ”

Little Lady Zhu comforted: "Isn't it the official mansion?" I'm afraid of what it does. If someone from the government comes to provoke you, it will be inconvenient for my aunt and grandmother to kill people, and I will break his limbs and let you escape, this is still no problem. ”

"Hmph, but if you don't follow me, hehe, I can't help but shout my aunt and grandmother now, 'Zhang Tianyi, the Taoist priest of the Tianyi faction, is here, and whoever is arrested will be rewarded with a thousand taels of silver'"

After speaking, Zhu Xiaoniang suddenly pointed out like the wind, and clicked a few times on the little Taoist, and the little Taoist immediately couldn't move.

"You, what do you want to do?" The little Taoist priest was shocked.

Little Lady Zhu touched her chin and said hesitantly: "Don't say I don't know, I'll be shocked when I say it." A thousand taels of silver, as long as you are carried and thrown into the palace, a thousand taels will be in your hands. This money is so easy to make, should I earn it my aunt and grandmother? ”

The little Taoist priest was so frightened that his soul was lost: "Auntie, Poor Dao owes you 1,573 taels of silver now, don't pick up the sesame seeds and lose the watermelon." ”

When he said this, Zhu Xiaoniang immediately made a decision: "Auntie, I have a feeling that you will definitely find a way to rely on this money." My dad said that money is safe when it is in the pocket. Well, let's do it. ”

Seeing her squatting down, she really wanted to carry herself, and the little Taoist priest's tears were really about to come out: "Grandma, how can I not wipe my face?" You can do whatever you want, right? ”

Walking on the street of Chengdu Mansion in fear, the little Taoist priest was cautious, his eyes kept rolling, and he had to think clearly about where he should hide next every step he took.

Seeing this, Little Lady Zhu sighed: "Ugly Taoist, didn't you notice that people like you are staring at you and avoiding you?" If you do this again, I can't help my aunt and grandmother, so you can fend for yourself. ”

The little Taoist priest thought about it, too, he is not wearing a Taoist robe now, with this face, how many people in the world can recognize him?

So the little Taoist priest straightened his waist.

But unexpectedly, his waist was straight, but he was facing him noisily, a large group of tolerances.

At the critical moment, the little Taoist's heart calmed down, and he gossiped with Zhu Xiaoniang as if nothing had happened, and regarded the tolerance in front of him as nothing.

The two groups of people are about to pass by.

Just when the little Taoist priest breathed a sigh of relief, a sudden change occurred!

In the midst of that group of tolerances, a young catcher pointed at the little Taoist priest and suddenly shouted: "That person is Zhang Tianyi of the Tianyi faction!" ”

As soon as the words fell, there was a clanging and a series of hurried knife picks.

The little Taoist priest is just right, surrounded by everyone!