In a hurry, it was only a two-day trip to Qingcheng.

The so-called hometown timidity, the closer it is, the more apprehensive the little Taoist priest is.

When the final result was about to be revealed, the little Taoist priest found that he didn't dare to face it!

So, when Little Lady Zhu said to go to the front tea shop to drink a bowl of tea, the little Taoist priest acquiesced.

After drinking tea and settling the bill, the two were about to leave, when the little Taoist priest suddenly stood still. Because of his ears, two words "Qingcheng" suddenly floated in.

The person who said these two words, looking at his energetic dress, was obviously a person from the rivers and lakes. When he passed by the little Taoist, he was talking excitedly. When you sit down, you can talk non-stop.

"Tsk, five thousand. The 5,000 troops of the imperial court surrounded the mountain, and gave an order to attack Qingcheng, and everyone thought that the Qingcheng Sword Sect would definitely die this time. ”

"Yes, five thousand troops! The surrender of the Qingcheng Sword Sect is death, although the disciples can escape with their lives, but the Sword Sect will definitely be forcibly disbanded by the imperial court. If you don't surrender, you just rebel with a horizontal heart, hehe, can hundreds of disciples stop thousands of troops? Take 10,000 steps back, even if it can kill 5,000, can it still kill 50,000? Sooner or later, it will be a death. ”

"Yes! The heroes of the rivers and lakes are sighing, the Qingcheng Sword Sect is just thriving under the leadership of Xu Zhangmen, but they didn't expect that it is precisely because of Xu Zhangmen's beloved daughter, Xu Ruoxue, who is fragrant in the sea of blood, that the Qingcheng Sword Sect has fallen into a fate that overturned in an instant, this is the so-called, Cheng Ye, Cheng Ye ......"

After watching him "Cheng Ye" a few times, he didn't say any more, it was the good man who was listening, and he was also thinking hard about what was behind "Cheng Ye", and the little Taoist priest couldn't help it, so he said: "It's Xiao He who succeeds, and Xiao He who loses." ”

The man slapped his thigh: "Yes, that's exactly what he is." After speaking, his eyes glared at the little Taoist: "Grandpa, if I speak, what do you want this bird to interject." ”

When Little Lady Zhu heard this, she was furious, and she wanted to get up. The little Taoist priest was in a hurry and glared at her fiercely. This was repaid, and the little lady Zhu immediately turned angry, and reached out to pinch the tender meat on the waist of the little Taoist. The little Taoist priest only thought that this piece of meat was not his own, endured the severe pain, and pricked up his ears.

The man continued: "At the critical juncture, Master Xu decided to sacrifice himself. In front of the officers and soldiers, he resigned from the position of head and took the initiative to tie his hands and arrest him. ”

Another person slapped the table: "Master Xu is a real hero." Such a hero, even God will not let him die. ”

"Exactly! So at the critical moment, the sea of blood was fragrant and Xu Ruoxue was killed. This woman is not like her father, how can she accept her fate, but one person and one sword, directly kill the thousands of officers and soldiers. Really, God! ”

"Yes, what's even more divine is that hundreds of Qingcheng disciples actually asked themselves to be expelled from the mountain gate for the sake of her, followed behind her, and killed the officers and soldiers!"

"Thinking about that scene, a certain heart is excited! Hundreds of men gathered under the sword of a woman, knowing that this was death, but they did not hesitate and moved forward bravely. This kind of pride, this kind of spirit, grandma's, are all heroes! ”

"Yes, come, a toast to the heroes of Qingcheng!"

After drinking, the man talked more excitedly: "When I heard this at that time, I shed heroic tears for these heroes. But what I never expected was that thousands of officers and soldiers, under the earth-shattering murderous aura set off by Xu Nuxia, turned out to be unexpectedly unexpectedly without firing an arrow or a single shot, and completely collapsed on the spot, and thousands of people rolled down the mountain with farts and urine. ”

"Tsk, thousands of people, in front of hundreds of people, scared like bears. It is conceivable that at that time, Xu Nuxia and them were so majestic and domineering! ”

"Yes! Here, another bowl of drying. ”

After putting down the bowl, the man said, "These hundreds of heroes are very good. But these thousands of officers and soldiers, too, are really a wreck. ”

The other person sighed: "Yes, my officers and soldiers of the Great Song Dynasty, hey! Thinking of my Great Song Dynasty, there is the Jin Kingdom in the north, and the Western Xia and Tubo in the west, which can be regarded as a strong enemy. Relying on this kind of officers and soldiers, how can we protect this great river and mountain? ”

Speaking of this topic, the two of them were very interested and said more.

The little Taoist priest was anxious, and immediately clenched his fists and said, "May I ask the two heroes, what about the Qingcheng Sword Sect and Xu Ruoxue now?" Are you okay? ”

One of them glared and shouted, "Of course it's good." Even the officers and soldiers dare not provoke them, in the land of Sichuan and Shu, who will think that their lives are long? ”

Another person lowered his voice and said: "A certain person got another news yesterday, saying that the manager surnamed Zhao of Chengdu Mansion Road was arrested by the people of the Qingcheng Sword Sect, and after being put back in the camp, the first thing was to arrest Zhang Dujian of Chengdu Mansion, and he was charged with dereliction of duty, causing his subordinates to be ineffective and fleeing from the battle." This crime is said to be not light, and it is good to be dismissed from office and exiled. ”

The man smiled: "What good can be an official?" It's just dog-eat-dog, let them go. Come, come, let's drink, drink. ”

finally learned the news of Xu Ruoxue, which was still good news, and the little Taoist priest couldn't help but be overjoyed. But in the tea shop, he was afraid of being seen as a flaw, so he didn't dare to show it, so he hurriedly ran out.

When he saw that there was no one around, the little Taoist priest laughed loudly, laughing heartily, and laughing!

Little Lady Zhu looked at him strangely: "Ugly Taoist, you are crazy." Inexplicably laughing so happily. ”

The little Taoist priest clapped his hands and laughed: "Great, great, my wife is safe." She's still alive, she's still alive! ”

"Your wife?" Little Lady Zhu looked at him strangely, suddenly understood, and cried out in a lost voice: "Your wife! The sea of blood is fragrant, Xu Ruoxue is your wife! ”

The little Taoist priest nodded again and again.

Zhu Xiaoniang pointed at him, and suddenly laughed: "Ouch, I'm laughing to death, you say, Xu Ruoxue is your wife?" The top three stunning beauties on the dignified Jianghu group spectrum are you, the super invincible and ugly lady? can fight with Li Mubai, the number one master in the young generation of rivers and lakes, and fight a sea of blood with both defeats, is it the wife of you, a powerless guy? ”

"Ugly Taoist, the way you tell a lie is really funny!"

The little Taoist priest stopped laughing, he felt that he was despised.

He said with a straight face: "Whether you believe it or not, what Poor Dao said is true, and everything is true." ”

Zhu Xiaoniang smiled: "You said, your ugly and scared face is fake, you are actually very good-looking and good-looking, this is also true?" ”

The little Taoist priest nodded.

"You said that you had given others four hundred and eighty taels of gold to build bridges, and that you had carried three hundred and fifty taels of gold with you. It was the money that was taken away by the lady, so there was no half of the copper plate on the body. Is this also true? ”

The little Taoist priest nodded.

Zhu Xiaoniang looked at him in a daze, and said with a straight face: "Ugly Taoist, aunt and grandmother, I rarely serve people in my life, but now, I will obey you." ”

"A person who can tell a lie to the point that he believes it to be true and believes it is not a talent, he is called a genius!"

"Ugly Taoist, aunt and grandmother, I have to admit that your shamelessness defeated me."

You! The little Taoist priest was grief-stricken, didn't say a word, turned around and left.

"Where are you going?" Little Lady Zhu shouted.

"Go back to Qingcheng, go back immediately, immediately, Poor Dao doesn't want to stay with you for a moment."

"It's okay," Zhu Xiaoniang followed with a smile: "Go back early, and return my aunt's seven hundred and eighty-six taels of silver as soon as possible." ”

When the little Taoist priest heard this, he cried out in a lost voice: "Impossible, it's only been three or four days, how can there be so many?" ”

Little Lady Zhu was furious: "Ugly Taoist, what do you mean?" Auntie, I have always been honest. If you don't believe me, I'll tell you. ”

The little Taoist priest sighed and waved his hand: "You can say as much as you want." ”

Zhu Xiaoniang smiled: "Ugly Taoist, don't worry, after squeezing all the valuable things on your body, my aunt and grandmother will give you a chance to repay the money." “

The little Taoist priest is so smart, as soon as he heard this, he understood: "Heh, the poor Dao was originally strange, no matter how boring you are, why are you running blindly with a man when you have nothing to do?" Now that the poor road is understood, it turns out that you have asked me. ”

"It's naturally no problem to beg me, the poor way is the most refreshing. It's just that the price I asked, I'm sorry, but it's a bit high! ”

Speaking of this, the little Taoist priest smiled shyly: "Actually, it's not very high, just send three or five thousand taels of silver casually." ”

Little Lady Zhu looked at him and smiled "poof": "Okay, I'm long-lasting, knock on my bamboo pole from my aunt." ”

The little Taoist priest continued to smile shyly: "Poor Dao has always been very studious. ”

Little Lady Zhu also laughed and said: "Don't worry, ugly Taoist, when my aunt and grandmother look for you, you will definitely not be able to open even a tael of silver." ”

The little Taoist priest smiled faintly: "Oh, then you and I will ride a donkey and read the record book, and we'll see." ”

The two then stared at each other, smiling gently, but in their eyes, they were full of suicidalness!

After snorting coldly, the little Taoist priest turned around and left.

I didn't think about it, but I only walked a few steps, and a strong force suddenly came. Uncontrollably, he plunged headlong into the stream by the side of the road.

This frightened, the little Taoist soul flies out of the sky, he can't swim!

The little Taoist priest immediately struggled desperately, throbbing vigorously, but still, his body sank straight down involuntarily.

Dead, dead, this stinky little girl is so ruthless. But if you don't agree with each other, you will drown me alive. Madame, I am glad that you are still alive, but unfortunately your husband and I are going to die.

Thinking of Xu Ruoxue, the little Taoist priest somehow suddenly drilled his head out of the water. He immediately opened his mouth wide and shouted: "Save ......"

But before the word "life" could be called, the stream poured in. I saw a string of long and big bubbles coming out of the little Taoist's mouth, and his face slowly sank and sank into the water.

Through the clear stream, the little Taoist priest vaguely saw that the little lady Zhu was smiling on the shore. He was furious and secretly swore that in the next life, he would definitely put this stinky little girl, first that and then that.

As soon as this thought turned, the little Taoist priest realized that his feet were actually on the ground. He stepped on it hard, only to hear a "bang", and the little Taoist priest was stunned to find that he was standing in the stream.

The water, at most, is only to his chest, how can it drown a dead man.

Little Lady Zhu jumped into the water, pointed at the little Taoist, and laughed breathlessly.

The little Taoist priest said angrily: "What are you doing? Is it fun to scare me? ”

Zhu Xiaoniang smiled: "Grandma, I don't want to do anything, I just want to do this." ”

As she spoke, she pointed out that it was like the wind, and quickly clicked on the little Taoist priest a few times, and the little Taoist priest immediately stiffened and couldn't move.

I'll go! Point points.

Madame didn't say that the acupoints are very deep kung fu, and there are not many people in the rivers and lakes. But how come every woman I meet will do this?

"You, what do you want to do?" At this moment, people are swordsmen, and I am fish and meat, the little Taoist priest said nervously.

"Auntie, I want to do this." Little Lady Zhu smiled mysteriously, stretched out a pair of snow-white and delicate hands, and touched the face of the little Taoist.