45 Ah, ah, this serpent shall not be touched

The little Taoist priest stood up, raised his head to the sky, and put his hands behind his back, in a posture of "seeking defeat alone".

"That's because I have comprehended the secret technique of the master's 'Ecstasy Dafa'"

"Ecstasy? Haven't heard of it. Just listening to the name, it seems amazing. ”

"Naturally! Our Tianyi faction specializes in ghost hunting, and all the people in the sect have practiced the Five Thunder Heavenly Heart Method, which is the supreme mastery of Taoism. Therefore, we Tianyi people can no longer learn the internal strength and mental methods of various sects in the rivers and lakes. In this way, it is okay to hunt ghosts, but if you meet a real martial arts master, it must not be an opponent. What to do? Easy to do! Use the Dafa of Ecstasy. ”

"What's so magical about this Dafa?"

"The magic of the Dafa of Ecstasy lies in the word ecstasy. It can control the other party's soul without a sound, and it is extremely powerful! ”

"Ah, what happens when you lose your soul?"

"Hehe, what else? Naturally, what I call the other party will be what will happen to the other party. Tell him to go west, and he will not go east. Tell him to sing and he won't fart. The little Taoist priest stared at Xu Ruoxue's slightly exaggerated, but extremely tempting figure, and couldn't help but add: "If I tell her to take off her clothes, she won't be able to dress." I told her to lie down and she wouldn't get up. ”

Xu Ruoxue naturally understood the meaning of his words, so she gave him a fierce look: "The dead Taoist priest who is full of nonsense, has such a powerful trick, why haven't you used it before?" ”

"Hey!" The little Taoist priest sighed: "Master only taught me this trick before he died, I have practiced hard for a long time, but I still haven't practiced it. Until just now,"

The little Taoist priest looked up at the sky, with tears in his eyes: "Just now, when that bad guy was about to cut off my head, a white light appeared in front of my eyes. In that white light, my master, he was smiling and reciting the mantra of the Ecstasy Dafa to me. 'What God has sent, it has a tangible meaning; The soul is trusted, and there is no intention to be invisible'. So somehow, I realized, and it would be. Finally, at that most critical moment, he used the Dafa of Ecstasy. ”

"I know that this is Master's old man bless me. Although he was lazy and refused to teach me martial arts, he was indeed a good master. Thank You, Master! ”

The little Taoist priest revealed his true feelings, and he almost cried.

"That's it!" Xu Ruoxue shook the Blood Sea Sword in her hand: "Silly Taoist, why do I think you are lying to me?" I have a bad temper and I don't like people to lie to me. So I'm angry and want to kill you. In this way, before I pull out the Blood Sea Sword, if you can use the Ecstasy Dafa to fascinate my soul, then you can do whatever you want to me. If you can't lose my soul, then you die, hehe, and you have to blame me! ”

The little Taoist priest was shocked and shook his hands wildly: "Aunt Xu, this ecstasy Dafa works for people who are not firm in their will and have a weak head, just like that fool just now." Miss Xu, your heart is stronger than iron, and people are stronger than ghosts, how can you be fascinated by me! This ecstasy Dafa is not invincible, it is invalid and ineffective for you! ”

Xu Ruoxue didn't listen, and slowly pulled out her sword; The murderous aura in his eyes gradually became stronger.

Knowing that Xu Ruoxue was scaring him, the little Taoist priest was still afraid. As a big man who thinks that his heart is big enough and bold enough, he has a fear of this little woman from the bottom of his heart.

Since that meeting, at his most unlucky, desperate, and dangerous moment, Xu Ruoxue rode a high-headed horse and was born. With that momentum alone, the Qinglong Gang did not dare to move. With one more sentence, he easily cut off the life of the wicked man. From that moment on, the little Taoist priest had a little more awe of Xu Ruoxue in his heart.

This kind of awe, when I saw Xu Ruoxue dancing with light sword light, stepping on beautiful dance steps, killing corpses all over the ground and bleeding like rivers in Taigu County, it naturally reached a peak! Therefore, in front of her, the little Taoist priest was always a little timid.

Until that night, Xu Ruoxue was helplessly shy and moaning in his clutches, and the little Taoist priest thought that he could finally stop being afraid of her. No matter how strong a woman is usually, under him as a man, she is just a woman waiting to be conquered!

But as it turned out, he was wrong. In the face of this murderous aura, he was still terrified.

So, the little Taoist priest simply raised his hands neatly: "Auntie, I admit defeat, I really don't know the Dafa of Lao Shizi's ecstasy." ”

"Go." Xu Ruoxue glanced at him angrily, and put her sword back into its sheath: "I know that you are a stupid Taoist priest." ”

The murderous aura disappeared, and the little Taoist priest breathed a sigh of relief. This heart settled down, and his mouth came alive again: "Xu Nuxia, what trick do you think I used?" ”

Xu Ruoxue looked at him thoughtfully, thought for a while, and then exclaimed: "I understand, you must have played two good mouths, killed that villain alive, and then deceived that fool to death." Hmph, look at what you just said so well, even I almost believed it. If I hadn't seen you from the first time, I would have known that you were stupid and cowardly, and I might have been deceived by you. ”

The little Taoist priest jumped up: "I've never been stupid. I'm just, just inexperienced. When I was eight years old, I settled on a broken hill and haven't been out of that town since. If you were me, you wouldn't know anything. ”

"Well, that makes sense. But stupid Taoist, isn't it stupid to know nothing? ”

Xiao Dao's morale was broken: "That's not stupid. For example, the time in Cangzhou Mansion, I was very stupid. But as long as you tell me once, the next time the same mistake, I will never make it again. So I'm not stupid, my master praised me for being extremely smart. ”

Xu Ruoxue scoffed: "After getting along for so long, when have you ever been smart in front of me?" ”

The little Taoist priest looked at her and sighed: "I said Miss Xu, Miss Xu, ask yourself, you touch your conscience and ask, since the first day I met you, when have you been reasonable?" ”

Xu Ruoxue thought about it very seriously and carefully, and then nodded very seriously: "Yes, since the first day I met you, I really haven't been reasonable. ”

The little Taoist priest looked at her stupidly, can say "unreasonable" so naturally and justifiably, is this woman particularly magical, or are all women in the world amazing?

Sighing, the little Taoist priest said: "In front of a woman who is completely unreasonable and likes to draw a sword at every turn, what else can I do except pretend to be stupid?" ”

Xu Ruoxue nodded approvingly: "That's right, except for pretending to be stupid, you really can't do anything." In this way, stupid Taoist, you are not stupid, stupid Taoist, you are very smart, right? ”

"Yes!" The little Taoist priest nodded earnestly.

"Okay, smart stupid Taoist, it's getting late, I'm going to rest, you can do it yourself."

Looking at Xu Ruoxue, who was leaving in a daze, the little Taoist priest sighed helplessly and lay down on the spot.

The little Taoist priest fell asleep.

He had a dream. In the dream, a female ghost dressed in white and wearing long hair crawled out of a dry well, slowly, little by little.

The female ghost looked up at him coldly. But see her, with her pale skin and big, strange eyes. Two lines of blood in the nose and a puddle of blood in the mouth. The blood was not red, but black.

The female ghost with black blood looked at him so coldly and slowly crawled over.

The little Taoist priest was terrified, and intense fear enveloped him. But he could only watch, unable to move.

Strange, aren't you a ghost hunter? Why are you afraid of ghosts? In the dream, the little Taoist priest thought.

The ghost looked at him coldly, and slowly, climbed up on him, and was still crawling towards his head.

A cold sensation, with a greater fear, rose from his legs, to his waist, and to his chest.

The little Taoist priest woke up suddenly!

He opened his eyes. In the bright moonlight, his eyes met a pair, as small as round beans, but cold, cruel eyes.

Sky! This, this is bamboo leaf green. It's a poisonous snake, a highly venomous snake!

At this moment, the little Taoist priest was so frightened that he even stopped breathing. There was only one thought in his mind: miserable, miserable, that evil woman should be the antidote to poisonous snakes, right? If she hadn't, I'd be dead, dead.

What to do if you encounter a poisonous snake? Yes, Master said, don't move, don't move. I don't move, I don't move. But it climbed up, and itβ€”it got around my neck. Oh, my God! I'm sick to death, I'm scared to death, what should I do? What to do?

You can't sit still! Waiting for when this bamboo leaf green is unhappy, give yourself a mouthful. The little Taoist priest tried his best to maintain his stiffness all over his body, and his right hand, which was placed on the ground, picked up a stone and threw it at Xu Ruoxue vigorously. No response, I'll go, Xu Nuxia slept too hard. Play again, okay, thank God, the sky has eyes, Xu Nuxia woke up.

After waking up, Xu Ruoxue was shocked, and the Blood Sea Sword in her hand was about to be unsheathed. But after taking a closer look, she suddenly smiled, smiling happily and proudly. She simply sat up cross-legged, her chin in her hands, and looked lively with schadenfreude and amusement.

The little Taoist was so angry, the three corpses jumped violently, and there was smoke in the seven orifices, at this moment, he wanted to jump up, strip off the evil woman, and beat her a hundred times.

But he didn't dare to move. He opened his mouth and said silently, "Help me." "Help me."

"What?" Xu Ruoxue replied with a mouth shape, and pointed to her ears, saying very clearly, I didn't hear clearly, aunt and grandmother.

The sweat on the little Taoist's forehead fell like tears, and he said with his mouth: "Save me." "Help me."

But Xu Ruoxue still said that Aunt Ben continued not to hear clearly.

Xiao Dao was angry, he exploded, he was dizzy, and he did a very stupid thing. He cried out, "Help me! ”

In the silence of the night, this sudden scream startled him. Of course, it also scared the bamboo leaf green wrapped around his neck.

The frightened Zhu Yeqing raised his head and bit down at the big mouth in front of him, which suddenly opened wide and was steaming.

Sky! In a flash of lightning, the little Taoist priest didn't think about it, and bit down hard, and rightly bit the snake's head in his mouth. He yelled "uh-uh" and bit the snake's head hard, hard. I was afraid that as soon as I loosened my mouth, Zhu Yeqing would "kiss" him fiercely and send him to see Sanqing Daozun.

The snake was in great pain, and the snake body desperately wrapped itself around the little Taoist's neck, and the snake letter drilled straight into his mouth in a panic.

The slender snake letter swept the little Taoist's tongue and slammed it into his throat. That nausea, extreme nausea, completely suppressed the fear of death! The little Taoist priest completely collapsed, he grabbed the snake body, screamed wildly, jumped wildly, and shook wildly. Thrown on the tree, hit the ground, and smashed into the stone, until the bamboo leaf green shattered into a few puddles of flesh, he sat down on the ground, gasping for breath.

And beside him, Xu Ruoxue was already rolling on the ground with laughter!