Xu Ruoxue was paralyzed on the ground, pressing her stomach with one hand, pointing at the stupid Taoist priest with the other, and she couldn't laugh anymore, but her body kept twitching and twitching, as if she had gone crazy.

Although she is bold by nature, she has never been so "bold", if Sister Liu sees her appearance at the moment, she has to be angry to death!

But she just couldn't help it. It's so funny, in eighteen years, she has never encountered such a funny thing, she has never laughed so presumptuously.

I'm going to die laughing. No, I'm going to die. This dead Taoist priest must have done it on purpose, yes, it was on purpose. He's using this bizarre method to get revenge.

Ah, who's going to save me. Xu Ruoxue shouted in her heart.

Just when Xu Ruoxue couldn't breathe with laughter, the little Taoist priest finally came to his senses, and then he stared at Xu Ruoxue with a cold gaze.

Under the pressure of that cold gaze, Xu Ruoxue couldn't laugh. It's like a big lump of ice that drowned out the laughter that was too much in her stomach to squeeze out.

Xu Ruoxue hurriedly got up and hurriedly sorted out her clothes. Her face was a little red and ashamed. Hey, in front of a man, I was too inattentive, no wonder Sister Liu lost her temper.

Before she could tidy up, the little Taoist stood up, looked at her deeply, turned around, and left directly.

Xu Ruoxue was stunned. She suddenly felt that what had just happened was not funny at all.

She swept up the branches and shouted to the little Taoist priest at her feet, "Silly Taoist priest, I'm angry." ”

The little Taoist priest ignored her and continued to walk forward with an expressionless face.

Xu Ruoxue flew up and stopped him. With a shake of his hand, the Blood Sea Sword rested on his neck: "Don't go, you have to accompany me to Qingcheng Mountain." ”

The little Taoist priest looked at her coldly, and there was only deep disgust in his eyes.

Xu Ruoxue's heart suffocated: he actually looked at himself with such disgusted eyes. He, he really hated himself like that. No, no, the last time he flew his kite and almost killed him, he didn't even look at himself like that. It's just a joke, and he's really that angry?

Xu Ruoxue suddenly regretted it, this joke seemed to be too big! The big one is beyond what he can accept, and it is beyond the bottom line that he can tolerate.

"Don't go." She said forcefully.

There was a hint of sneer in the little Taoist's eyes. He didn't speak, just firmly, and kept walking. Even the incomparably sharp Blood Sea Sword was pressing against his neck.

Feeling the power coming from the sword, Xu Ruoxue quickly withdrew the sword. But despite this, the little Taoist priest was still bleeding from his neck when he passed by her.

He bled out, but he didn't care, and continued to walk away from her firmly. That speed has not changed in the slightest, not the slightest.

At this moment, Xu Ruoxue believed that if she didn't withdraw the sword, he would really rather cut off his head and leave.

Xu Ruoxue was stupid.

She originally thought that this little Taoist priest was stupid and cowardly, so she always had a little contempt for him in her heart.

But everything that happened today completely subverted her impression of him!

In just three words, he deceived two underworld masters alive, such a person, who dares to say that he is stupid?

Knowing that going forward is death, or unswervingly moving forward, who dares to say that such a person is cowardly?

Looking at the indomitable figure of the little Taoist, Xu Ruoxue clearly knew that if she didn't do something, she would never have anything to do with him in this life and this life!

Thinking that she would never have anything to do with him, Xu Ruoxue's heart was a pain, a heart-rending pain! It's like a big piece of my heart has been dug out, and it's the most important one. From now on, her heart will no longer be whole, and will be forever empty, eternally lonely, and eternally painful!

It wasn't until the figure of the little Taoist priest was about to disappear that Xu Ruoxue woke up from her dazed and remorseful. She knew she had to do something.

She raised her breath and chased after her, and shouted while she was still in the air, "Silly Taoist, that snake is not poisonous." ”

The little Taoist's body shook violently, and he almost fell to the ground. After stabilizing his figure, he finally didn't go any further.

Xu Ruoxue fell behind him and hurriedly explained: "That snake is called Cuiqing Snake, which looks very similar to Zhu Yeqing, but it is actually not poisonous. If you don't believe me, you can go back and take a look, the eyes of the emerald green snake are large and black, and the eyes of the bamboo leaf green are small and red. ”

The little Taoist priest turned around slowly, the expression on his face was very strange, as if he wanted to laugh, and seemed to want to cry.

"Silly Taoist, the emerald green snake has a tame personality and rarely bites. Even if you get bitten, it's fine, it's not poisonous. A little bit of gold creation medicine, it won't take a day. ”

A layer of anger gradually appeared in the little Taoist's eyes, and he gritted his teeth and said, "It turns out that you are watching my jokes." ”

Angry? It's good to be angry. He was almost scared crazy, and he should be angry. As long as it's not that cold, disgusted look. That kind of look, it is enough to see it once in this life, and I definitely don't want to see it a second time.

So, the big piece of my heart that was hollowed out was made up again.

After losing and regaining it, Xu Ruoxue's heart softened, soft like a puddle of mud and a puddle of water.

She said softly, "Fool, if it's a poisonous snake, how could I not save you." You big fool. ”

Listening to these resentful words, the little Taoist priest's grief and indignation suddenly slipped away with great dissatisfaction. Thinking of his ugliness, he touched his nose and said embarrassedly: "It turns out that you are just joking with me, but you are more scared than me." ”

Xu Ruoxue was even more embarrassed. Put yourself in your shoes, if you bite a live snake head in your mouth, and the snake letter is still sweeping around in your mouth, you are afraid that you will be disgusted and cut off your head with a sword.

So she said more gently: "I'm sorry, I'll never dare to joke like this in the future." If you don't believe me, I can swear by the sword! ”

Her gentleness obviously frightened the little Taoist. But the little Taoist's heart was indeed big enough, and in a blink of an eye, he accepted this good change. So the little Taoist priest said: "Evil, oh no, Xu Nuxia, you really scared me to death this time." No, I'll have to punish you. ”

Punish? Xu Ruoxue, who has always been not afraid of the sky and the earth, was a little scared: "What punishment?" Stupid Taoist, don't go too far. ”

"Xu Nuxia, you see that there are a lot of snakes in this wood. What came out this time was non-toxic, and the next time it came out, it might be poisonous. I was so frightened tonight that I didn't dare to sleep alone. So, I'm going to punish you and sleep with me in your arms. ”

What, what? Punish me for sleeping with him in my arms? He called me, a big girl with yellow flowers who had not come out of the cabinet, sleeping with a stinky man in her arms? Xu Ruoxue, who was ashamed and angry, her heart, which was soft into a puddle of mud, hardened again. She said word by word: "No, absolutely not!" I can't kill you! ”

……

Half an hour later, there was a "bang", and the long sword was unsheathed: "You dead Taoist, stay away from me, okay?" It's a foot away, a foot away. If you dare to get closer, be careful of my light clouds! ”

……

Half an hour later, Xu Ruoxue was almost crying: "Stupid Taoist, Dead Taoist, Stinky Taoist, don't hug me, okay?" I'm not married yet! No matter how scared you are, at least you have to keep me a fist away. Otherwise, I'll definitely make the Izumo light breeze! ”

……

It's dawn.

The little Taoist priest woke up.

Before he opened his eyes, he scolded in his heart: I'll go! Pigs, pigs, Zhang Tianyi, you are a pair of pigs, or stupid pigs, stupid pigs, stupid pigs!

O God! What a great opportunity I missed.

Last night, I didn't know what medicine the evil woman had taken wrong, and suddenly she became extremely gentle, extremely gentle. Even after she made the request that anyone thought was very excessive, extremely excessive, she didn't kill it with a sword. On the contrary, after being stalked, he was not afraid of death, was not afraid of hardship, and did not cry when he saw the coffin, he gave in little by little, step by step. In the end, he could already rest assured and boldly hugged her.

At that time, this beautiful woman was so sleepy that she couldn't even open her eyes.

As long as you hold on for a while, for a while, with the virtue of Xu Nuxia "the ghost can't wake up after falling asleep", that's not it, what you want, what you want?

But as a result, I don't know what's wrong, after smelling the best body fragrance on this stunning beauty, I actually fell asleep first!

First! Sleep! Make move! Finish!

The sky, the earth, this is a mistake that no man will make, and he actually made it??

When the little Taoist priest in frustration opened his eyes, he was suddenly no longer annoyed.

Xu Ruoxue, like a little rabbit, snuggled in her arms and slept soundly.

There was a hint of satisfaction and tranquility on that beautiful face.

It's beautiful! The little Taoist priest sighed, if it was not as good as a real beast, when he woke up, he must have seen an angry face!

Just for this quiet smile of satisfaction, just for this trust and dependence snuggled in his arms, the little Taoist priest was glad that he fell asleep first.

When he was looking at it so infatuatedly, he saw a trace of red clouds flying over his beautiful and satisfied face.

Oh, Xu Nuxia woke up and was pretending to be asleep. Hehe, I'll let you pretend. The little Taoist priest smiled narrowly, lowered his head, and slowly lowered his head.

Xu Ruoxue opened her mouth and exclaimed: "Don't." ”

As soon as the word "no" came out, her fragrant tongue was swallowed by a big mouth.

I have to say that the little Taoist priest is indeed extremely smart. With each kiss, he progressed so fast.

So, Xu Ruoxue was confused.

When she came to her senses, she found that in just a few moments, the thief hand of the dead Taoist priest had actually reached into her clothes. Seeing that she found out, she also made a dead pinch.

So, Xu Ruoxue let out a sound*.

This sound* was loud in the silent woods!

At the end of this sound*, while still circling in the air, a series of "plopping" sounds suddenly sounded in the silent woods.

The little Taoist priest and Xu Ruoxue were struck by lightning, and the two of them looked up together:

On the trees around them, there were many men in cyan suits and long swords at their waists, looking at them dumbfounded, one by one, regardless of the dumplings, falling down the trees!