Chapter 149: The Merchant of the Dynasty (Part II)
"Do you know why Guan Yu is so strong? Why was he able to pass five levels and kill six generals in the future, why was he able to kill Yan Liang and Zhu Wen Chou? That's because, he eats peaches every day! ”
"This is the source of Guan Yu's strength!!" The toad that eats the phoenix is holding the peach high, and its whole body exudes an invisible light!
"Oh!" The passers-by who were watching next to them let out exclamations in unison, and everyone felt very powerful. But this was just a chorus of the toad eating the phoenix, and soon, the boos for the toad eating the phoenix rang out.
"According to you, boss, do you know the origin of these boots under my feet?" A player stepped out and showed off the boots they were wearing.
After attracting the attention of the passers-by around him, he raised his head and said in an exaggerated tone like a toad who learned to eat a phoenix: "These are the boots that Bai Qikeng wore when he killed 600,000 soldiers of Zhao State!" Why does Bai Qi sleep and eat well every night? That's right, it's because of these boots! It has trampled on the battlefield of flesh and blood, and it is invincible! ”
"Bah." The toad that eats the phoenix is dismissive.
"If you don't believe it! Then look at you, then my eyes and jaw will be shocked, I am not responsible here! ”
"Hurry, just wait for you to say that!" Passers-by urged. Looking at their excitement, I am afraid that if the toad that eats the phoenix is really a black shop, and does not come up with actual evidence, his stall will be demolished.
"Whew." The mouth of the toad that ate the phoenix came to the side of the peach and began to eat it in large gulps. With the opening and closing of his mouth, the juice flowing from the peach flesh overflowed his lips, and the passers-by around could clearly see the splashed juice, and they couldn't help but move their throats, a little more longing.
As the toad eating the phoenix ate the peaches, one bite at a time, the peaches in his hand had gradually disappeared, and finally only one pit remained. The toad that eats the phoenix smacks its mouth, throws away the core of the fruit without care, and its face is full of aftertaste.
"Ahh I can't help it! Yes! He exclaimed, and suddenly his body rose inch by inch in the horrified gaze of everyone, and became very tall. And the muscles on his body also burst out instantly, the clothes he was wearing on his face became tighter, and he was tightly stuffed with muscles, and with the last tearing sound, his shirt was violently torn, revealing the strong and bulging chest muscles and abdominal muscles.
The toad that ate the phoenix stood like a little giant, and the passers-by around him became small, and they all looked like dwarfs under its condescending gaze.
"Oh my God! Is this true? Damn, why did you change after eating peaches? Is this really the secret of Guan Yu's strength? It's because of this peach! One player's mouth was wide open and he didn't even notice the saliva running down the corners of his mouth.
"Holy! ……”
"How is this possible......"
"Today's headlines! The secret that makes women blush and makes men scream! Why did the two sisters-in-law let Guan Yu into the room in the middle of the night, the reason was because of it! "This is a player with a keen sense of news, and he has quickly thought of the title of the press release he is going to throw to Mikuni TV.
There were many passers-by around him with the same expression, each with their mouths wide open to stuff an egg or two, and their eyes looked at the toad eating the phoenix in horror, and a peach on the stall. After a moment of silence, there was a sudden hula around me.
"Boss, bring me some!"
"Hurry up, boss, give me five!"
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The players gathered around and shouted loudly to attract the attention of the phoenix-eating toad, so as not to end up with no way to buy peaches. There were so many people there, and the peaches on the stall were very limited, and if it was late, there wouldn't be even a small peach leaf.
"Second aunt, what's wrong with these strangers? Why all of a sudden, everyone is crazy! The grocery shopping aunt with a basket approached her acquaintance and asked.
Another grocery shopping aunt shook her head, tugged at the former's arm, and whispered, "Bolt damn it, let's hurry up." Madness is contagious, let's stay away from these people, otherwise the two of us will be infected by then! ”
While talking, the two of them stayed away from this "place of right and wrong".
"Come, come, come! Today's big reward, a peach only costs five taels of silver! Bleeding is a big reward! But seeing everyone's enthusiasm and cheering, I decided! The highest price wins! ”
As soon as the toad who ate the phoenix finished speaking, the surrounding players had already shouted: "I'll give six taels!" ”
"Six taels want this kind of divine peach? I'll give ten taels! ”
"Eleven taels!"
"Thirteen taels!"
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The bidding is becoming more and more intense, even if some players do not sit on the ground to eat the toad of the phoenix, but just after seeing the magic of the peach, they are thinking about how to grab the peach. As for the price, what is it? Such a peach is almost an artifact that kills my sister and robs her life! There are several players who plan to build themselves a weapon that is the same as the Qinglong Glaive Knife, and when the time comes, if they eat peaches, won't they be Guan Yu's reincarnation?
Finally, under the coaxing of the players, all the peaches on the stall were sold out. The heart of the toad who ate the phoenix blossomed, but he didn't forget what he was going to do next.
"Ahem. Seeing that everyone is so enthusiastic, I have to warn you that this peach should not be eaten casually, if you eat it in battle, then you will be able to beat your enemy all over the face, and it will not be difficult to kill him! The toad that eats the phoenix reminds "kindly".
"Got it, got it, boss." There are players who grab peaches who can't put it down and pet peaches, and he is really not happy to eat them casually, this is a peach used to save his life!
The faces of the others who didn't grab the peaches were unhappy, staring at the players who bought the peaches. In such a situation, even if the player who bought the peach has doubts in his heart, he will not try it easily. Why did everyone buy it together and ask him to spend money to verify the authenticity?
As a result, after eating peaches, they only felt thirsty and hunger, and were killed by the enemy before they could taste much. At that time, there was a storm of fighting counterfeiting and rights protection in Jinyang City, but this is all a later story, at that time, the toad who ate the phoenix didn't know where to go, anyway, he wouldn't stay in Jinyang City.
"Don't worry if you can't buy it! Because I don't just have peaches here, the next thing I'm going to sell is heavyweights! The toad that ate the phoenix opened his throat and shouted again, and almost half of the street was filled with his voice in the case of the big shout.
Some of the players who bought the peaches were about to leave, and some of them stopped to look at the words of the toad that ate the phoenix.
But I saw that the toad eating the phoenix picked up a pink mandarin duck playing in the belly pocket of the stall and shook it slightly.
"It's an original belly pocket! You may wonder why it can be used as a heavyweight commodity, because it is Ren Hongchang's belly pocket?! ”
"Who is Ren Hongchang? She's Diao! So this is Diao Chan's personal belly pocket, and I risked my life to steal it from Wang Yun's mansion, and it is still original! After saying that, the toad that ate the phoenix lowered its head, took a deep breath, and looked intoxicated.
He sighed intoxicated and contented, "It smells so good! ”
(End of chapter)
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