Chapter 150: Merchant of the Dynasty (Part II)
"Damn, it's really fake, boss, are you really the belly pocket of Diao Chan, one of the four beauties of ancient times?" A questioning voice floated out of the crowd, and it sounded like even the owner of the voice was very uncertain, because the expression of the toad that seemed to eat the phoenix was so intoxicated, as if he was indulging in the smell.
Thinking of a beautiful woman wearing this pink belly pocket standing in front of him, and the mountainous valley protected by this close-fitting fabric, many male players have already had a physiological reaction, looking at this belly pocket with a longing expression.
"Who knows whose belly pocket this is?" The toad who ate the phoenix secretly scolded in his heart, and it smelled really good because he coated it with a layer of pollen, and it naturally smelled a unique fragrance. As for whether this is Diao Chan's personal belly pocket, or which girl or aunt or old lady's, he doesn't care, anyway, as long as it is sold smoothly!
"Of course!" The toad who ate the phoenix nodded without hesitation, of course it was impossible for him to say the sentence in his heart, if so, how could he sell this original belly pocket?
"Look at it!" He pointed to the mandarin duck playing water pattern embroidered on his belly pocket, and said loudly: "This is not ordinary embroidery, you look at this needle and thread, this fluency, it is completely Shu embroidery!" ”
"Plus this fabric! This is Shu brocade, specially for the use of the royal family, and it can only be used by princes and ministers! With this alone, even if it is not Diao's close belly pocket, it is worth collecting, or even buying it for your beloved! ”
The toad who ate the phoenix suddenly became sharp and tall, and he shouted like crazy: "But! It is also Diao's close belly pocket, and the top and bottom are stained with Diao's virgin body fragrance, which is even more worthy of collection! You so pass by, don't miss it, this is a limited collector's edition, and if you miss it, you can only get the original belly pocket of the village girl at most! ”
"Whew! If labor and management get Diao Chan, then how many are there or how much? A fool buys your belly pocket! "There are gamers who are daydreaming.
"Phew!" The surrounding players scorned the player who said this a hundred times with disdainful eyes.
"Do you think Diao Chan is as easy as the trumpet flowers that can be seen everywhere on the roadside? Don't talk about her stepfather Wang Yun, let's just say that Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu later, which one of them can you handle? This is a more knowledgeable player who spoke.
"You said that this belly pocket belongs to Diao Chan, and it is Diao Chan's? What can you do to prove it? A matter-of-fact player asked.
"Then you come and touch it, we are all players, you can touch this thing and look at the name of the item!" The toad who ate the phoenix glared when he heard this, and was angry as if he had been greatly insulted, handed out the belly pocket in his hand, and motioned for the other party to touch it.
The questioning player reached out and touched his belly pocket lightly with his fingertips, finding it soft in his hand. He looked at it again, and sure enough, a line of words appeared on the description of the belly pocket: Diao Chan's belly pocket! Before he could take a closer look, the belly pocket in his hand had already been taken away, he was stunned, and quickly raised his hand to his nose and sniffed hard. Really! A burst of aroma came to the nose, probably this is the taste of Diao Chan, virgin body fragrance!
"Hey, hey, isn't it Diao's belly pocket?" The player next to him saw that he had been stunned, and his face showed an intoxicated expression, and he quickly pushed the player, causing him to wake up suddenly.
"Yes, yes!" He replied twice, hurriedly turned his head, and pleaded eagerly to the toad eating the phoenix: "Boss, sell me this belly pocket quickly!" No matter how much money I want, as long as you sell it to me! ”
"No, no, no." The toad that ate the phoenix shook his head slowly, with a righteous and awe-inspiring expression, "How can this thing be enjoyed by you alone?" Since I took it out, I naturally have to go through a lot of tribulations, and only he can truly deserve to have it if he can be killed from thousands of troops! Don't disgrace this belly pocket! ”
"The boss is right!" The players below cheered.
"Come on. You come up. The phoenix-eating toad pointed at one of the players below and hooked his finger at him.
"Me?" The player who was pointed out looked flattered, and only after seeing the toad eating the phoenix nodding his head, did he happily walk forward.
"I know a lot of you think I'm looking for help! But no, real gold is not afraid of fire, and the sea is incomparable, and now I will randomly select five players on the scene and let them identify the authenticity of this belly pocket. As for the method of identification, it is natural that the equipment is displayed, and I don't show it myself, so let the facts speak! ”
"You, you, you, you." The phoenix-eating toad clicked four more players in quick succession and told them to come forward.
The five players who were named felt flattered, and with great excitement, everyone reached out to stroke the belly pocket with a pilgrimage attitude. With the real touch of the hand, the eyes of the five people straightened, and they hurriedly retracted their hands like the first player, put them on the tip of their noses, and sniffed fiercely.
"Ahh The taste of sable! A famous player had a look of intoxication, and his eyes were full of peach blossoms.
"It smells so good!" Another player was even more exaggerated, he directly stretched out his tongue and licked the finger that had just touched his belly pocket, and then said with great excitement: "Oh my God, I indirectly kissed Diao Chan!" ”
The item description was also announced: Equipment: Diao's belly pocket. Defense: 0. (For a woman's belly pocket, when its owner appears in front of a man wearing one, she can no longer protect herself.) Item description: This is Diao Chan's belly pocket, a pink mandarin duck belly pocket playing in the water, worn close to the body, has not been washed, so there is still a strong smell on it!
"Holy! Boss, how much is it, I'll buy it! The players below immediately went crazy, staring at the belly pocket in the hand of the toad who ate the phoenix. It looked like a hungry wolf had seen the food, and he almost pounced on it and grabbed it!
"Who robs me and who is in a hurry!"
"I'll give you a hundred taels of silver! One hundred taels! ”
"Get out of here! The belly pocket of the cicada belongs to me, and no one can rob me. ”
"Don't rob, don't rob. Take your time, the highest price wins! As for the friends who can't grab it, don't worry, I still have the original belly pocket and obscene pants of the young woman here, and the girl's also has it! The toad that ate the phoenix shouted hoarsely.
"There are also Liu Bei's straw sandals, Zhang Fei's pork, don't miss it if you didn't grab the peach just now! The former is the reason why Liu Bei is called Liu Ranran, and the latter is the secret of why Zhang Fei can eat so well! Let's take our time, let's take our time, everyone has a share, everyone has a share! ”
(End of chapter)