05 The little Taoist priest went out of the mountain
Li Zheng came out of the crowd: "Tianyi, if you leave, what will happen to the ghosts on this mountain?" ”
The little Taoist priest replied: "Fellow villagers, rest assured, my master and apprentice have already laid a magic circle on the mountain, and those evil ghosts will definitely not be able to escape." But the villagers should remember that above the land temple, those stone pillars must not be moved. Again, you can't go up the mountain at night. ”
The villagers nodded again and again.
A man and a woman squeezed up in the crowd, it was Qiu'e and Huzi.
Huzi held the little Taoist's hand, his eyes were red, and he didn't know what to say. Qiu'e cried directly, and her tears fell down like pearls.
The little Taoist priest sighed, his heart full of sadness: "Sister Qiu'e, Brother Huzi, thank you for taking care of you two in the past few years." ”
Huzi tightened his hand: "Tianyi, I will miss you." We're waiting for you to come back. ”
The little Taoist priest thought for a while, gritted his teeth and said, "Brother Huzi, after I leave, you can marry Sister Qiu'e as your wife!" ”
As soon as he said this, the man and the woman were shocked, looked at each other quickly, and lowered their heads together.
The little Taoist priest sighed: "You two don't pretend." Brother Huzi, you sleep with the handkerchief that Sister Qiu'e knitted for you every night, and you dream of her name at night. ”
"Sister Qiu'e, several times when Brother Huzi walked around the back of your house, you secretly opened the back door."
"Ahh The man and the woman screamed, looked at each other quickly, and lowered their heads again, their faces flushed.
"Tianyi, I like Qiu'e, but I'm a rough person, she's so beautiful, how can I be worthy of her." Huzi whispered.
"Tianyi, I'm a widow and I have a two-year-old baby. I want to marry Huzi, and Huzi will be scolded to death by the villagers. Qiu'e said in a low voice.
"What's this?" The little Taoist priest said, and then he clapped his hands and shouted, "Folks, listen to me." ”
All the villagers looked at it together.
"I will announce one thing now, Brother Huzi will marry Sister Qiu'e as his wife. After choosing a good day, a banquet will be held. ”
The villagers were in an uproar.
The little Taoist priest glanced around, and his eyes revealed a bit of majesty: "I regard Sister Qiu Mo as my own sister, and Brother Huzi as my own brother, if anyone dares to gossip about them and do something wrong." Hehe, when I come back, don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing people! ”
"It's a good thing, how can we say anything?" The villagers expressed their agreement.
The little Taoist priest was still not at ease, and as soon as he raised his hand, Li Zheng ran over: "Little fairy, what else do you command?" ”
The little Taoist snorted coldly: "I'm leaving, you are the happiest, and you will be the big one here in the future." I don't believe you. ”
Li Zheng shouted: "Where is it? I've always been kind to people. ”
The little Taoist sneered, "Tell you a secret." Since five years ago, in order to let me know about people, Master would send big-headed ghosts to the town every night to talk back to me. ”
Li Zheng was shocked: "Really? ”
"You don't believe it, okay, what did you do the night before yesterday?"
"I, I didn't do anything!"
"Hmph, the big-headed ghost said, in the middle of the night before yesterday, you pestered your mother-in-law to do something, your mother-in-law refused at first, but then she couldn't agree."
"It's strange that you're doing something strange on your mother-in-law. At that time, the dog barked seven times, and you moved seven times. When the dog barks for the eighth time, you bark loudly and don't move. ”
Li Zheng looked at the little Taoist priest dumbfounded, unable to speak, and his face quickly turned red.
Jian San and Jian Si, who pointed at the little Taoist priest with a sword behind him, were stunned.
"You don't believe it. Okay, I'll say again. Your mother-in-law scolded you, you soft turtle, no matter how useless you are, your mother will make you a green-haired turtle. Am I talking about that? ”
"By the way, what do you mean by this soft turtle and green turtle?" The little Taoist priest asked curiously.
Behind him, Jian San and Jian Si couldn't help it anymore and laughed. In front of him, Li Zheng's face turned from red to blue, and he knelt on the ground with an "oops", hugged the little Taoist priest's feet and cried: "Little fairy, my lord, please don't say it." ”
The little Taoist priest looked back and forth, and thought blankly: "Strange, what did I say, why did they react so much?" ”
The time of parting came.
The little Taoist priest waved his hand, waved goodbye to the villagers, and then faced the direction of Jiuyin Mountain, and kowtowed three times: "Master, it's not a disciple, I don't listen to you, I don't go down the mountain without accomplishing my studies." It's really a futile being pointed at by six long swords, and I can't help it! ”
"Master, after the apprentice leaves, take care. It won't be long before the apprentice will come back, and I'll have a good conversation with your old man then. ”
After three more knocks, the little Taoist priest was reluctantly "charged" on the horse by Jian San. The sound of horses' hooves galloped away.
In the distance, the shout of the little Taoist priest came from the air: "Haha, master, I finally came out of the mountain." The golden baby on the rivers and lakes, the wine and the beauty, are waiting for me. I'm here too! ”
Taiping County.
A group of six rode into the county seat.
The little Taoist priest climbed off the horse with "ouch ouch" and said: "Jian San, I'll go to you, why are you running so fast?" There's a ghost chasing you from behind. I haven't ridden a horse, sir, this leg grinds, ouch, it hurts me to death. ”
The six swords glanced at each other and laughed: "I've been running for so long, so far away from that ghost place, I'll go, and it's finally safe." ”
The seven of them entered the Taiping Inn.
The shopkeeper hurriedly greeted him.
The shopkeeper was obviously a man, but he was dressed in red and holding a green handkerchief in his hand, and when he came, he even brought a burst of incense.
Even the voice that spoke was delicate: "A few masters, please come in." ”
"Wow, these six masters are really strong. The slave family, the slave family likes it so much! ”
"Wow, this young man, he looks so handsome, so handsome. No, no, no, the slave family can't stand it anymore. ”
Seeing that the shopkeeper was about to touch his face with an orchid finger, the little Taoist priest couldn't help but shudder, and said secretly in his heart: "Mom, what is this?" Is it a man or a woman? ”
Jian opened the orchid fingers one by one, and shouted: "What touch it, hurry up and serve good food and good food." ”
The shopkeeper said "hey", glanced at the little Taoist priest affectionately, and suddenly "poofed" and smiled, and a red cloud flew on his face, and then after sending a flying kiss, he left like a willow.
The seven of them looked at each other in a daze, and they all shuddered.
Tianzi No. 1 room.
The little Taoist priest is sitting in danger, looking at his nose and nose, as if he is practicing.
He had to.
With him as the center, a chrysanthemum bloomed beside him, and each petal was a long sword with cold light.
"It's dark."
"It's getting dark, and the ghosts are going to come out."
"What to do? I'm so scared. ”
As soon as the word "afraid" was said, the six long swords trembled in unison, and suddenly the little Taoist priest screamed "ouch".
He opened his eyes, said with a sad face: "Six heroes, six big brothers, six uncles, don't you need this, right?" I'm now being held up by six long swords, and I don't dare to put a single fart. The magic weapons are also in your hands, and my whole body is clear, what are you afraid of? ”
As soon as he said this, the six swords glanced at each other.
Jian San said: "He said that he was clean, did you search for it?" ”
The five heads shook their heads in unison.
Jian Sidao: "Yes, Fu Seal, Taoist priest can draw Fu Qi." This talisman is just a piece of paper, and it's easy to hide. ”
The six swords glanced at each other, and nodded in unison: "Okay, strip him naked, let's search!" ”