04 Blind worship is unacceptable
The little Taoist priest was startled, and shook his hands wildly: "Don't, don't, you people in the rivers and lakes want to save face the most." If you really kneel down for me, I really don't dare to let you go. ”
"So he just scared us." Jian Si's brain flashed with inspiration, but then the inspiration flashed again: "People in the rivers and lakes would rather die than kneel!" I'm going to really kneel, and this little Taoist priest will never die. Now our six lives are hanging in his hands, oh no! ”
He wanted to stand up straight, but his body was so weak that he couldn't help but kneel down.
At the critical moment, Jian Er and Jian San on the left and right sides pulled him violently. Jian Si threw his head back, his head hitting the cave wall, and he fainted with a muffled grunt.
The six of them sighed in unison.
The little Taoist priest thought to himself: "Such a bold warrior is so frightened that he wants to kneel and beg for death." I seem to have overdone this. ”
He sneered, "Well, I just want to scare you." You can't really blame me, you provoked me first. ”
Looking at the incomparably sad and indignant gaze in the eyes of the five people, the little Taoist priest felt embarrassed: "How do I know that your dignified Qingcheng Six Swords are so intimidating?" One report and one report, we flattened it, and never again, oh no, never again! ”
After saying that, the little Taoist priest fled in embarrassment, and the countless ghosts followed him to the outside of the cave.
Seeing that he was about to come out of the cave, Jian Yi shouted with all his strength: "Little Taoist, where is your master?" We respectfully invite him to come out of the mountain. ”
The little Taoist priest stopped: "My master passed away a year ago, and he can't go anywhere in his old man's house." I can't go with you, I'm cowardly, I'm afraid that you will come out with six swords and split me in half. Tomorrow, you will leave Jiuyin Town, as if you have never been here. Otherwise, hehe. ”
Jian Yi was about to persuade, but the little Taoist priest had disappeared.
The ghost woman and the hanged ghost, who were walking at the end, suddenly turned around in unison.
The ghost woman's mouth "chirped", and the three swords felt a pain in their internal organs, rolled their eyes, and the whole person fell to the ground softly.
The hanged ghost rolled his tongue even more, made a kissing motion, and when he saw the sword one by one, he made two "uh-uh" sounds, fell to his knees, and vomited on the ground.
The two ghosts "giggled" and laughed, and they disappeared out of the hole. There was silence in the cave.
Everything is like a nightmare, after waking up, there is no trace!
The next day at noon.
The sun is just right.
Jiuyin Mountain, in a cave, the little Taoist priest is sleeping.
When he was playing chess with Zhou Gong, a child suddenly shouted outside the cave: "Brother Tianyi, Brother Tianyi." "The voice was very rapid.
The little Taoist priest answered, and saw Xiao Shi running in crying: "Brother Tianyi, go and save my brother, Sister Qiu'e, and Grandpa Li." ”
The little Taoist priest was shocked: "What's wrong with them?" Then he reacted: "Are those six wicked people?" ”
Little Stone nodded vigorously with a runny nose.
All the drowsiness disappeared, and the little Taoist priest who had cleared his mind immediately thought of something, and asked anxiously: "Little stone, those six wicked people won't follow you, right?" ”
Xiaoshi shook his head: "No! ”
As soon as the little Taoist priest breathed a sigh of relief, he heard Xiao Shi innocently say, "There are only three wicked people following me. ”
The little Taoist priest's eyes were dark, and he couldn't care about scolding, so he turned over and went to get the copper coin sword.
It's late!
With a "Zheng" sound, two sword lights grazed his neck and stabbed into the ground. The little Taoist priest immediately remained motionless, he knew that if he dared to move again, the third sword would definitely pass through his heart!
Three big men rushed into the mouth of the cave, one of them surrounded the little Taoist priest after he moved, and a long sword was placed on his neck.
Little Stone shouted, "That's them!" Brother Tianyi, you quickly punch these three wicked people to the sky. ”
The little Taoist priest was as bitter as Coptis chinensis, and after carefully squeezing out a smile that was more ugly than crying, he couldn't help but scold: "Little stone, you have a pig's head, you know this cave." Jiuyin Mountain is so big, if you didn't lead the way, these three wicked people, oh no, where could these three heroes find me? ”
Xiao Shi distinguished: "They said that if they couldn't find you, they would cut my brother's eggs, take off Sister Qiu'e's clothes, and knock on Grandpa Li's teeth. ”
Xiao Dao said angrily: "You pig, they said so, do they really dare to do this?" If they can't find me, they must obediently leave Jiuyin Town before night. Otherwise, hehe. ”
Jian Si next to him smiled and said, "The little Taoist priest is really smart. ”
Jian Liu smiled: "This little brother is really good. After speaking, Kenroku touched the little stone's head.
The little stone tilted: "Don't touch me, you are wicked." Brother Tianyi, hit him quickly. ”
Looking at Xiao Shi's angry face and undoubting eyes, the little Taoist priest wanted to cry: This is blind worship and trouble! Because Xiao Shi trusts him so much, he likes him the most among the little Taoist priests on weekdays, and even this extremely secret hiding place is shared with him. Results......
Jian San smiled and said, "Haha, you stinky Taoist priest, you scared the guys to death last night." I didn't expect this retribution to come so quickly. Stinky Taoist, guess what, how will you play you? ”
The little Taoist priest rolled his eyes: "Guess the fart!" Isn't there something to ask me for? Your master is haunted by ghosts, and his life is in danger, you don't want me to catch ghosts? ”
Jian San's laughter stopped abruptly: "Yo, you're still so arrogant!" Do you think you're the only ghost hunter in the world? ”
The little Taoist priest looked at him and said, "Yes, I am not the only one who hunts ghosts in the world, but the one who is best at catching ghosts in the world is my Tianyi faction." ”
"There are only two masters and apprentices in the Tianyi faction, and when my master is gone, only me is left. If it weren't for the thought of asking me to come down the mountain in your hearts, the six of you would still dare to stay in this Jiuyin Town? ”
Jian San was angry, and wanted to say something more, Jian Liu said impatiently: "Okay, okay, this little Taoist is very ghostly, you can't bluff him." Little Taoist, if you are really smart, you know what to do now? ”
The little Taoist priest sighed: "The sword is on the neck, what else can I do?" ”
"Okay, I'll go down the mountain with you."
After packing up, a group of five people went down the mountain. The little Taoist priest took the lead and walked in style. It's just that there are two long swords on the left and right sides of the neck, and a long sword against the back of the heart, all kinds of magic weapons used to catch ghosts are carried by Jian San, and the Taoist robes and cloud shoes on his body are carried by Jian Liu.
When he came to the Rulai Inn, the remaining three swords were overjoyed when he saw him, and he made a few "swishs", and there were three more long swords on the little Taoist's chest.
The little Taoist priest smiled bitterly: "Please, please move the sword down, one is enough." I'm leaving, and I'm going to say a few words to the folks. ”
The villagers of Jiuyin Town surrounded them.
The little Taoist priest said loudly: "Our master and apprentice have lived in Jiuyin Mountain for ten years, thanks to the villagers who send food every day, Tianyi is here to thank you." ”
A man said in a muffled voice, "If it weren't for your master and apprentice to scare us with ghosts, who would have traveled so far to bring you food?" ”
The mother-in-law next to him slapped him and scolded: "You fool! If it weren't for the old gods and little immortals who suppressed the ghosts on the mountain, who would dare to stay in this Jiuyin Town? Were there fewer haunted deaths in those years? What's the point of so many people sharing a meal? ”
"That's it, that's it." The villagers chimed in.