When Xu Ruoxue said with a smile like a flower, "Have you ever let go of a kite", the little Taoist priest immediately became alarmed in his heart. Dangerous! Dangerous! There was a voice in my head that kept shouting.

But what's the danger? He was at a loss.

Just when he was confused, Xu Ruoxue smiled at him, and then raised his whip, and the big black horse immediately let go of its four hooves.

Ah, what do you mean? Could it be that after holding back for a long time, the punishment of this evil woman for me is to leave me alone in this wilderness?

Wow, this punishment is so scary, I'm so scared!

As it turned out, he thought too beautifully.

Xu Ruoxue raised his hand, and a white, long thing flew towards him.

It's that white silk.

Before the little Taoist priest could react, the white silk was firmly tied to him and tied him firmly.

Then Xu Ruoxue stepped on the stirrup, stood up on the horse, and after a clear sound, his hand was raised hard, and the body of the little Taoist priest flew up in the air in the shout of "ahhhhh

In the shout of "Ahh After running a few big steps with the fast horse, Xu Ruoxue stood up again on the horse, raised her hand again, and the little Taoist priest flew up in the air with a shout of "ahhhhh

"I'll go, it turns out that this is kite flying! Ah, I don't want to be a kite, it's so dangerous to be in the wind! The little Taoist priest who understood shouted in his heart.

But he couldn't help himself!

The sound of horses' hooves, running faster and faster, and the screams of the little Taoist priests, flying higher and higher. It was like flying a kite. Yes, live kites!

On the road, there were horses galloping and running happily. Immediately, there were female knights, smiling merrily. After the horse, there was a little Taoist priest, who was screaming miserably.

Xu Ruoxue became happier the more she ran, she smiled happily, screamed "yo he" in her mouth, and danced happily with the horsewhip in her hand. And the little Taoist priest became more and more miserable, and the dust raised by the horse's hooves hit him in the face, and beat him into a clay figure. When he was in the air, he had to keep his eyes open and look at the ground with his eyes wide open, and then at the moment he landed, he endured the sharp pain in his feet, let out a scream, and ran up a few steps as fast as he could. Then, with an exclamation, he flew high into the air, slid out of a graceful semicircle, and fell to the ground.

His body was strangled by Bai Aya, and his feet were hit by the ground, these little Taoist priests could endure it by gritting their teeth, and what made him lose his soul was that his body had gradually lost control. As he landed, he leaned at a greater and greater angle.

I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die! I'm going to hit my head on the ground and I'm going to be dragged to death by a horse. I'll go! knows that this evil woman will not let herself go, and will toss herself to death. I regret it! I should have eaten this wicked woman last night and eaten her to the bare bottom. It is better to die under the peony flower than to die under the horse's hooves! The little Taoist priest regretted it in his heart.

Not good! He stepped on a stone under his foot, and suddenly his half-fallen body was completely planted on the ground. Watching the yellow earth rapidly enlarge in front of his eyes, the little Taoist priest only had time to open his eyes to the extreme, and he didn't even have time to scream.

At the moment when his head shattered, his body flew high and rolled sideways in the air. This time, he finally had time to call out two words: Die! Hoo!

The word "la" was still in the air, and the little Taoist priest slammed into the ground. His body spun in the air, and his head slammed into a large rock.

Seeing the sharp corners of the stone stabbing at him like lightning, the little Taoist let out a long sigh in his heart: Dead!

He closed his eyes.

At this moment, he heard Xu Ruoxue's clear voice in his ears, Bai Aya tightened, and then his body was pulled up suddenly. The sharp corners of the stone slipped before his eyes.

His body rolled over, and in the scream of "ahhh

At this time, Bai Aya tightened again, he turned in the air, and when he landed, under him was no longer the dirt floor, but the green grass.

The little Taoist priest screamed, his eyes closed, and his body rolled rapidly. I don't know how long it took to roll, I don't know how far it rolled, but I finally stopped.

The little Taoist priest lay on the ground, struggling and spitting out a few mouthfuls of blood. I don't know if this blood is the blood in his mouth or the blood in his body. He only felt a sharp pain all over his body, and there was no place where it didn't hurt, and he didn't know how many bones were broken and how many muscles were scraped off. On that delicate and beautiful face, I don't know how many big blood cuts there are.

But he couldn't care about that. All he knew was that he was still alive.

"Silly Taoist, stupid Taoist." Xu Ruoxue's anxious call came from her ears, and then the evil woman ran over, squatted down, and checked the injuries on his body.

When the dizzy head and dazzling eyes finally made the face in front of him, the little Taoist priest hugged Xu Ruoxue's leg and cried: "Grandma, I beg you, you killed me with a sword, okay?" Stop torturing me, please give me a good time, okay? ”

Xu Ruoxue snorted and said, "I, I didn't want to torture you to death. It's just that I'm so unhappy in my heart, I'm so happy to play this time that I forgot to measure myself. ”

After speaking, she raised her eyebrows: "You were so excessive last night, what if I was too much today!" ”

The little Taoist priest collapsed to the ground, okay, picked up a life.

But immediately, he was afraid again: even if Xu Ruoxue really didn't want to kill him, but the speed just now was so fast, unless she was a fairy, no matter how Valkyrie was, a mistake would not save him. He can live, it is really blessed by Sanqing Tianzun!

The little Taoist priest said miserably: "Grandma, could you please check what parts are missing from my body?" The important things are all on the line, and the bits and pieces can be left alone. ”

Xu Ruoxue's eyes widened: "Who is so timid." I've checked, count your luck with it, it's just that my foot is off and there are some scratches. After taking my medicine, I made sure that there was no for a few days. ”

The little Taoist priest struggled to hug Xu Ruoxue's thigh, and looked at her pitifully: "Grandma, we're even, aren't we?" ”

Xu Ruoxue said angrily: "What are you kidding! I, my innocence is ruined by your hands. Get even? Dream on you. ”

The little Taoist priest hugged her thigh and shook it a few times: "Auntie, let's flatten it." Otherwise, if I stay by your side and not be killed by you, I will be scared to death. ”

Xu Ruoxue hesitated, and finally sighed: "Okay, let's flatten." ”

The little Taoist priest was overjoyed, he hit the snake with the stick, and lay down: "Grandma, you have a really good heart." Please be kind enough to help me with the medicine again, I am in pain. ”

"You!" Xu Ruoxue was angry and kicked him in the ass hard. But looking at the miserable appearance of the little Taoist, she sighed again and took out the medicine.

So, in the sun, on the grass, there was a man lying down and a busy woman.

"I said you're a stupid Taoist, I found out you know a lot! Say, didn't you find a few good ones in the mountains before? ”

"Ouch, auntie, please do it lightly, it hurts, it hurts! On the mountain, there are two big men, Master and I, where did half a woman come from? There are more than a dozen female hares, and that doesn't count. ”

"Don't be poor! If there is no mountain, then there is something under the mountain. ”

"Why, there are some folks down the hill. Either too old or too young, about the same age, just a Sister Qiu'e looks okay. ”

"Oh, compared to me, how does Sister Qiu'e look? Did you learn those things from her? ”

"How can Sister Qiu'e compare with your aunt and grandmother, it's so bad in the sky and on the ground. I'm self-taught, I'm born with talent. Then there are some that I know when I eavesdrop on the small talk of the villagers at night. Let me tell you, don't look at the folks are all honest and honest, in fact, ......"

……

Five days later, Cangzhou Mansion.

In the inn, the little Taoist priest pushed the door out and stretched. After a hard journey, I finally got a good night's sleep.

After going out, he looked left and right, for fear that a big man would come out of the stairs, holding a steel knife and shouting: "The Qinglong Gang is here, take away the small life, take the money!" ”

No way, the shadow left to him last time is too big.

knocked on the opposite door, only to hear Xu Ruoxue shouting: "Come in, the door is not closed." ”

The little Taoist priest secretly praised: When this evil woman is not angry, her voice is quite good. Well, in fact, when she is angry, her voice is just as good.

He pushed the door in, but he was stunned: Xu Ruoxue was putting on makeup.

The little Taoist priest grew up in the mountains and didn't know much etiquette. The girl was putting on makeup, and he unceremoniously moved a round stool and sat down, looking at it with interest.

Xu Ruoxue glanced at him, and saw that he was still cheeky, and he didn't bother to pay attention to him.

Hey, don't really say it, this Miss Xu looks so beautiful. This quietness, the charm revealed between the gestures and gestures, makes people want to hold them in their arms and blow softly. Beauty, beauty is overturned. The little Taoist priest praised in his heart.

The more he looked at it, the more he felt good-looking, and the more he looked at it, the more obsessed he became. This fascination, I felt that Xu Ruoxue's provoking fingers were stirring his heartstrings; The long strand of hair that was curled up was tugging at his heartstrings.

When Xu Ruoxue opened her mouth slightly, took a bright red incense paper in her mouth, and gently sipped it, the little Taoist priest couldn't help it anymore, he couldn't help but lean over, and was about to kiss it, and the red lips were even more delicate at this moment.

It was about to kiss him, and he stopped.

Xu Ruoxue asked him with a smile: "Are you sure you want to kiss?" She smiled very charmingly.

With a "grunt", the little Taoist priest swallowed his saliva hard, and he shook his head with great difficulty: "No kiss." ”

The little Taoist priest reluctantly stayed away from the red lips, and his eyes were still fixed on the bright red.

Under his neck, there was a slender jade hand. The hands were slender and white, like the finest white jade carvings. The fingers are still bent into orchids, so they are even more fascinating.

It's just that in the orchid's fingers, what he pinched was a sharp willow leaf flying knife, and the tip of the flying knife was against the throat of the little Taoist.

Xu Ruoxue smiled charmingly: "Count you as acquaintances." ”

Then her eyes widened, her willow eyebrows straightened, and she shouted: "Get out!" ”

The little Taoist priest immediately rolled his farts and urine.

Returning to his room, closing the door, the little Taoist's body slid down weakly. In front of him, there was another beautiful scene.

The little Taoist priest licked his lips, cried his face suddenly, and said to himself: "Hey, what should I do? I knew it was a tigress, but why did I want to hug her and kiss her? This tiger's ass can't be touched, and this tiger's mouth can't be kissed! ”

"Could it be that I am scolded as a 'stupid Taoist' every day, and I have really become stupid?"