43 The little Taoist priest's trick of fooling
In the restaurant.
The little Taoist priest is anxiously waiting, this "hemp fragrant tofu" according to Xu Ruoxue is a rare delicacy in the world. This eldest lady is from a wealthy background, and even she praises it as a delicacy in the world, and the taste is unknown regardless of the question.
Finally, the sesame tofu came up. The little Taoist priest saw that the white tofu was decorated with bright red peppercorns, and then sprinkled with some tender green shallots. When he smelled it again, it was really fragrant and spicy.
The little Taoist priest scooped a mouthful of hemp-fragrant tofu and was about to put it in his mouth, when suddenly there was a "snap", a chopstick hit, and the tofu fell on the table.
The little Taoist priest looked at Xu Ruoxue in surprise, and was about to ask her what nerves she was experiencing, when the stool under his buttocks fell suddenly, so the dining table overturned, and the others poured, and the bowl of sesame tofu was buckled on his chest. For a moment, the red, white, and green on his clothes were a mess, and it was very enchanting.
The little Taoist priest was furious and jumped up. Xu Ruoxue flew up directly and kicked it on the dining table. The dining table flew high and landed behind him, and the chopsticks on the table crackled and slapped him in the face.
Under the rain of chopsticks, the little Taoist priest rushed to Xu Ruoxue and was about to scold. Unexpectedly, the wicked woman grabbed him by the collar and pulled it down hard, and his waist bent down involuntarily. This time the teeth bit the tongue and bleed.
The little Taoist priest was unyielding, covered his mouth and stood up, and was about to go crazy. Xu Ruoxue grabbed his hand and pulled it violently, so his head hit the wall of the restaurant, leaving a bright red blood stain on the wooden board. Well, the nose is also broken.
I can't bear it, I can't bear it! The little Taoist priest covered his mouth with one hand and his nose with the other, and after looking at the blood on his hands, he shouted "ahhhhh
Xu Ruoxue flashed, and the little Taoist kicked into the air, and before he could stand firmly, he saw that a dart was piercing straight into his head.
I'll go, darts, dead dead. When the little Taoist priest was frightened, he only heard a "clang" sound, and the sword flashed, and the dart was cut in half before his nose.
"Thorn, Assassin!" The little Taoist priest tore open his throat and shouted.
"Pigs! I don't know until now. Xu Ruoxue glared at him fiercely.
I went, and the little Taoist priest felt very wronged. As soon as you know it, you say, is it difficult to call out the words "there are assassins"? Isn't it fun to throw yourself around like a puppet? You are a heroine, I am just a little Taoist, how can I react so quickly as you.
"What, what to do?" The little Taoist priest who was assassinated for the first time stammered and asked.
"Run, is it fun to be an arrow target? You're a fool in the way. ”
Xu Ruoxue grabbed the package of the two, picked up her sword and ran, and the little Taoist followed behind her.
"Xu Nuxia, I can do it, I'm not a fool." The little Taoist priest did not forget to maintain his dignity when he fled for his life.
"Hmph, you think this is a thief! If it weren't for the protection of you, I would have raised my sword and killed it, so that I wouldn't be stupid to stand there as a target. ”
The little Taoist priest was about to refute, but he heard a loud shout in his ear: "Be careful." When he looked at it, he saw more than a dozen hidden weapons of all kinds flying towards him, including money darts, darts, throwing arrows, and flying locust stones, and there were even a pair of Qiankun circles in them.
The little Taoist priest shouted, and was about to flash to the side. Unexpectedly, Xu Ruoxue grabbed his hand and pulled it, and his head hit a soft, soft, and fragrant place. The little Taoist priest instantly understood what he had hit? That night, he used both hands and mouths, and he tossed this a lot.
Really, flying to Yanfu!
Ignoring him, Xu Ruoxue flashed a circle of sword light, blocked all kinds of hidden weapons, and grabbed the back collar of the little Taoist priest, and dragged it back: "Go to Marlanga." ”
The little Taoist stumbled to the corridor, and he didn't know how many hidden weapons he had attacked along the way, but fortunately, Xu Ruoxue's swordsmanship was really good, and a blood sea sword forcibly protected the two of them.
Luckily, the horse is fine.
The two mounted their horses and fled in a hurry.
After running a short distance, the little Taoist priest noticed that the big yellow horse under him was running slower and slower. When I was wondering, I saw the big black horse in front of me warped his buttocks and pulled out a lump of horse manure.
Xu Ruoxue turned over and dismounted: "This horse has been taken off the croton, and it can't be ridden anymore, otherwise the horse will die." ”
The two led the horses to the woods near the left. After tying the horse to the tree, Xu Ruoxue said, "Let's go." ”
The little Taoist priest was dumbfounded: "What about this horse?" ”
There are many mountains in the middle of the river, and there are few horses, and it is even more rare to have such a high-headed horse that is good at climbing mountains. After riding these days, the little Taoist priest has fallen deeply in love with the feeling of riding a horse and whipping.
"Don't worry. The best sword and favorite BMW in the rivers and lakes. Good horses are hard to find, and no one is willing to hurt. ”
"What if someone stole it?"
"The little thief doesn't dare to steal, and those who have a little ability recognize the logo of the Qingcheng Sword Sect and don't dare to steal." After explaining a few words, Xu Ruoxue became impatient: "Are you going to die, or do you want a horse?" ”
Of course it's terrible!
After running for a while, Xu Ruoxue stopped: "No, you are running too slowly, so that we will both be caught up." ”
The little Taoist priest had a bitter face: "Woman, you won't leave me." ”
"Well, leave you behind, that's a good idea, so do it." Without waiting for the frightened little Taoist priest to protest, Xu Ruoxue waved his hand: "You find a place to hide." I'll clear all the traces left along the way, and then I'll go and kill those gangsters. I'd like to see who is so daring! ”
Xu Ruoxue swept away murderously, and the little Taoist priest found a corner that he thought was safe to hide.
There was silence all around. At first, the little Taoist priest was obediently waiting there. After waiting for a long time, he was bored counting the leaves on the tree. Of course, I didn't dare to make a sound. He's just big-hearted, not stupid.
"Have you finished counting?" A voice suddenly asked behind him.
"Not yet." The little Taoist priest replied casually, and then he woke up and looked back, and at some point, there was a big man with a beard behind him.
The big man laughed cruelly and lifted the ghost head knife in his hand: "If you haven't finished counting, then count it in the next life, I'm going to send you on your way." ”
At the critical moment, a picture flashed in front of the little Taoist:
On Jiuyin Mountain, the little Taoist priest pleaded with a middle-aged Taoist priest in front of him with a long beard and a fairy wind bone: "Master, you can teach me martial arts!" ”
"Disciple, it's not that the teacher doesn't teach you. Since you have learned our Taoist Five Thunder Heavenly Heart Method, you must no longer learn the internal force methods on the rivers and lakes. Without the mental method, no matter how hard you practice, you can learn a ten-person enemy at most. It's useless to meet a real martial arts master. ”
"Master, the apprentice is not greedy, just teach Brother Huzi with one hand."
"Ridiculous, not taught by teachers!"
The little Taoist priest looked at the master blankly, and sighed for a long time: "Master, are you afraid that after I learn, my martial arts will be higher than yours?" ”
After the middle-aged Taoist priest was silent for a longer time, he sighed longer: "Exactly! You're treacherous by nature, and you're flamboyant. I can't talk about you anymore. If you can't beat it, if you don't obey, what will I teach you a lesson? ”
The little Taoist priest cried with a sad face: "Then if I meet a real martial arts master, then what should I do?" ”
The middle-aged Taoist priest brushed his sleeves away: "Use your mouth, aren't you very good?" ”
That's it.
At the same time, the horror on the little Taoist's face turned into surprise in a moment. His eyes widened in astonishment, his mouth wide open, and every expression on his face was clearly saying the same thing: I, very incomprehensible; I, utterly surprised!
He couldn't help but take a step back, pointed at the big man and shouted, "Why? ”
With these three words, he burst into tears, like a cry.
The half-raised ghost head knife of the big man stopped. Looking at the little Taoist's extremely surprised and aggrieved expression, he felt that it was necessary for him to explain: "You are in the way of our business, so we want to kill you." ”
"Why?" Without waiting for him to raise his knife and cut again, the little Taoist priest hurriedly said: "I'm just a Taoist priest who looks at feng shui and counts marriage." I have never harmed anyone, let alone participated in the battles between the rivers and lakes, how could I get in the way of your business? ”
"Oh, that's not right! Aren't you a ghost hunter? The old thief of the Qingcheng Sword Sect encountered an evil ghost and his life was in danger. The Qingcheng Sword Sect invited the world's ghost hunting masters to save the old thief's life. You are the precious daughter of the old thief who personally led you up the mountain, and you must be the master of the masters. We have a deep enmity with that old thief, how can we allow you to save him? ”
The little Taoist priest took a few steps back in horror: "Catch, catch ghosts?" Oh my mother, I don't want to do such a terrible thing, and I won't do it if I am killed. I'm just a little Taoist priest who counts marriage, what a ghost or something, I'm the most, the most scared, I'm afraid of death. He shuddered violently as he spoke, and he was really scared.
The big man looked at him suspiciously: "Really? ”
"Seriously!" The little Taoist priest straightened his waist suddenly, looking very proud and arrogant: "Who in the rivers and lakes doesn't know that I, Zhang Xiaoxian, am the most accurate in marriage, and people give him the nickname 'Zhang Yuelao'." If you can't marry a lady again, you can't marry a man who can't marry a mother-in-law, as long as you ask me to use the secret method to adjust the feng shui and change your luck, hum, I will get his wish within a year. If there is even the slightest inaccuracy,"
The little Taoist priest raised his head awe-inspiring and cut his neck with his hand: "If there is any inaccuracy, just take this head." ”
The big man said: "Miss Xu, her father is haunted by ghosts, why doesn't she invite a Taoist priest who hunts ghosts, why do you invite a Taoist priest who counts marriage?" ”
The little Taoist priest said: "I heard Miss Xu say that her father has been haunted by powerful ghosts for more than half a month. I haven't died for so long, so naturally I don't care about these few days. She invited me over, and naturally there was something big. ”
Speaking of this, his face changed, and he changed to a very thief expression: "Let me ask you, is Miss Xu beautiful?" ”
The big man's eyes were shining, and he swallowed his saliva fiercely: "Beautiful, beautiful is dead." ”
"That's right!" The little Taoist clapped his hands and asked, "Let me ask you again, is Miss Xu's family background poor?" ”
The big man's eyes narrowed: "Poor? Bad fart. There can be a few people in the rivers and lakes like her, who come from such a decent family. ”
"That's right!" The little Taoist clapped his hands again and asked again, "Then why hasn't she married yet?" The woman is sixteen out of the cabinet, and she is eighteen this year. ”
"yes, why hasn't she married yet?" The big man said.