67 Challenge, the limit of cheapness
Peerless tricks! The five swords exclaimed in unison.
Jian Yi jumped up: "You think I'm willing, R ghost is willing!" Isn't there no way? If you can't make a positive move, you can only make a cheap move. “
The five swords looked at each other, and no one said a word.
Jian Yi sighed: "The six of us call ourselves the Six Swords of Qingcheng, but we all know in our hearts that behind our backs, those rabbit cubs call us 'Qingcheng Six Swords'." Since he is a slut, how can he not make a cheap move at a critical time? ”
Jian Er gritted his teeth: "Cheap tricks are cheap moves, this cheap mouth gets into trouble, you have to rely on cheap tricks to make up for it." ”
With him making a statement, the other four swords also nodded: "Okay, fight." Boss, please tell me, where is this cheap trick? ”
"Come, come here."
The six heads came together, and after a period of muttering, the five swords suddenly realized, with a very cheap smile on their faces, and gave a thumbs up to the swords, expressing great admiration!
……
It's dawn.
The little Taoist priest opened his eyes and stretched. Then, with a half-yawn, he was swallowed back.
Qingcheng Liujian took a stool one by one and surrounded him in a semicircle. All of them sit upright, and the one that sits is called a straight one, and the one that is called a straight one.
No, so ruthless! This is guarded, airtight.
Seeing him wake up, the six statues came to life at once, some serving tea, some delivering water, some handing towels, and even beating their backs.
The little Taoist priest has never been served, and he was disgusted by the warm service of these six big men all of a sudden.
Finally finished washing, the little Taoist priest looked at the sky, it was already bright, and he said strangely: "Hey, I was, oh, it was noon before I went to bed, why is it still noon, how do I feel that I have slept for a long time!" ”
Jian Yi explained: "This point will not last long. In order to let my aunt sleep well and wake up, I poured a bowl of sweat medicine into my aunt. When I woke up, my aunt's head didn't hurt at all. ”
The little Taoist priest was dumbfounded, looking at Jian Yi's expression of invitation, he squeezed out a few words from between his teeth: "You are ruthless, I will obey!" ”
"Auntie," Qingcheng Liujian sat down in unison like a prisoner, and the sword spoke: "A few of our buddies opened the skylight and said something bright, does the eldest aunt want to escape from marriage?" ”
The little Taoist priest was shocked, why are these guys, no matter how transparent this window paper is, it can't be clicked through. If you point it out, some things are hard to say, and some things are hard to do.
Looking at the expressions of the six people, "You just tell the truth, buddy knows what you want to do", the little Taoist priest gritted his teeth and said in a heart: "Yes, I don't want to be this family." But it's not my fault, it'......"
Jian Yi waved his hand: "Auntie doesn't have to explain, I will understand in my heart." This thing is really done by the eldest sister, you are a man, she is a woman, the so-called 'husband is a wife', how can she set up any rules? I really can't complain about this uncle. If you change me, you have to run away from marriage. ”
As soon as he heard this, the little Taoist priest didn't say a word, lifted the quilt and covered his head and fell asleep.
This time it was the turn of the second monk of Qingcheng Six Swordsmen to be confused, and Jian San asked, "Auntie, what are you doing here?" ”
"Keep sleeping, I'm dreaming." The sound of the little Taoist urn came from the bed.
Jian San smiled: "In broad daylight, how can you dream, auntie?" ”
The little Taoist priest poked his head out of the nest: "I'm not dreaming? ”
His suspicious eyes glanced around, and when he saw that the six swords of Qingcheng nodded again and again with a serious face, he still didn't believe it, and stretched out his hand and pinched his face fiercely.
After making sure that it was not a dream, the little Taoist priest was afraid. No matter what moves Qingcheng Six Swords used, he had some way to deal with it. But this inexplicable and completely incomprehensible stroke of genius really made him feel empty.
Little Daoist Shiqiang smiled and said, "What do the six elder brothers mean?" Excuse me. Even if it is death, the younger brother wants to die to understand. ”
"Auntie, don't worry, what my brother brought today is a good thing, a great thing!"
The word "good thing" made the little Taoist priest feel frightened, and he said twice and did not answer.
Jian slapped his chest one by one: "I'm waiting to be the eldest aunt is a good brother." This brother is in trouble, so he must help. So I waited overnight to see Master Xu and told me about it. ”
When Xu Zhangmen heard this, he was furious, and he dropped his favorite blue and white porcelain cup on the spot. He was so angry that he scolded himself, and he usually neglected to discipline, so he raised such a wild girl who was rude and willful and didn't know etiquette. ”
Hearing him say this, the little Taoist frowned slightly, didn't say that he believed it, and didn't say that he didn't believe it, but just asked lightly: "And then?" ”
Then Master Xu said, how can this kind of wild girl be worthy of a hero like the eldest aunt. So Master Xu decided to cancel the wedding of the eldest aunt and eldest sister. ”
"Ahh The little Taoist priest was shocked at this time, he looked at the six swords in Qingcheng suspiciously, but saw the expressions on the faces of these six people, one more serious than the other, it was really called one can no longer be true.
The little Taoist priest jumped out of bed in distraught, poured a cup of tea, and after calming down, asked: "No, this is not right, the wedding stickers have been sent out, how can this wedding be canceled if it is canceled?" ”
"Exactly," Jian high-fived one by one: "So Master Xu decided to marry his righteous daughter, that is, Zheng Xiaoniang, to you." ”
"Ahh The little Taoist priest's hand shook, and half of the tea in his hand shook out: "Open, are you kidding?" ”
"A lifelong event, how can you joke?" Jian Yi Zhengse said: "The wedding stickers have been sent out, and this wedding naturally cannot be canceled." But the wedding card didn't write the name of the eldest sister, it was just 'the little daughter of the Xu family'. Zheng Xiaoniang is the righteous daughter of the head of Xu, how can she not be the little daughter of the Xu family? It's a big deal, let her recognize her ancestors and return to her ancestors. ”
"This, this," the little Taoist priest didn't know what to say for a moment.
"Auntie, let me ask you, this wedding must not be canceled, right?"
"This, it should be!"
"You saved Master Xu's life, didn't you?"
"Well, barely."
"You'd never marry your eldest sister, would you?"
"This is a no-brainer."
"You have a life-saving grace for Master Xu, and it is not easy for Master Xu to tie you up and marry the eldest sister, right?"
"Of course you can't."
"Okay, in that case, I asked my aunt, can I find a better way besides this way?"
"This," the little Taoist priest was completely speechless.
"Auntie, let me ask you, is Little Lady Zheng beautiful, gentle, and virtuous?"
The little Taoist priest thought about it, and finally couldn't tell a lie with his conscience: "Little Lady Zheng is naturally very good, and she can indeed be called a good match." ”
"In that case, what are you hesitating about?"
The little Taoist priest turned around the room a few times irritably, and said, "No, marrying a wife is a major event in life, how can such a major event be child's play?" I have only met that little lady Zheng twice, and I don't know much about her, how can I get married in a hurry and live a lifetime? ”
Jian Yi persuaded: "The matter of marriage has always been 'the order of the parents, the words of the matchmaker'. In this world, couples in the middle of the world, seven or eight times out of ten, spend candle nights in the cave room, and the moment they lift their hijabs, they see each other for the first time. Auntie, you have met Zheng Xiaoniang twice, and you know a little about her appearance and temperament, how can this be regarded as a 'hasty marriage'? ”
The little Taoist priest walked around the house a few more times, and finally made up his mind: "I have only known Miss Xu for twenty days, and I have already felt too anxious to get married. After only getting along with Mrs. Zheng for a while, she said that she wanted to get married, and others might be able to accept it, but I definitely couldn't accept it. ”
Seeing that his tone was firm and resolute, Jian San suppressed his anger and asked, "So, is the eldest aunt really unwilling to marry Zheng Xiaoniang?" ”
"Exactly." The little Taoist priest replied categorically.
Jian Si hurriedly asked: "So, is the eldest aunt preparing to marry the eldest sister?" ”
"Absolutely not." The little Taoist priest replied without hesitation.
I'll go! This doesn't work, that doesn't work, doesn't this make the six of us buddies to death? Jian Wu was so angry that he was about to draw his sword when he got up.
"Wait!" Jian Yan quickly pressed Jian Wu, and Zhengse said: "Auntie, when did I say that Little Lady Zheng entered the door of your house to be your wife?" ”
Yes! These words are earth-shattering, not to mention the little Taoist, even the five swords are dumbfounded.
"Yes," the sword said word by word, "you are not a wife, you are a concubine!" ”
The thunderbolt shook the little Taoist priest and the five swords in unison, pointing at the sword one by one, and couldn't even speak.
Jian San reacted the fastest: "Impossible! How could Little Lady Zheng go to be a concubine? ”
Jian Yi Zhengse said: "Master Xu is also worried that the eldest aunt will not be able to accept it for a while, so he has this idea. Everything is based on the Qingcheng Sword Sect first, and Zheng Xiaoniang can only let her sacrifice first. ”
Jian Si shouted, "Everyone went together, how could we not know?" ”
Jian Yi sneered: "Are you the boss or am I the boss." If Master Xu wants to say it, he naturally tells me secretly. ”
Wujian was stunned, and finally sighed in unison, and his thumbs were neatly raised: "You cow, you are the boss, I will serve!" ”
This news is really too shocking, and the indifference of the little Taoist priest can't stand it. He walked to the window blankly, looked out, and for a moment did not know what he was thinking.
Even if he is not sophisticated and does not know human feelings, he still knows the difference between being a wife and being a concubine. There is a wife and a concubine in the eldest family in Jiuyin Town, and there is a big-headed ghost to make a secret report, what kind of life the concubine is doing, the little Taoist priest is clear.
So he couldn't believe that the little lady Zheng, who was knowledgeable and courteous, beautiful as a flower, virtuous and virtuous, and had a good family background, would be willing to be him, the concubine of a little Taoist priest who had no father, no mother, and nothing!
He didn't know that behind him, Wujian glared at Jian Yi fiercely, Jian Yi sighed lightly, and said in a mosquito-like voice: "Life is going to be gone, why do you want the bottom line?" ”
Wujian thought for a moment, looked at each other, nodded fiercely, and made up his mind:
yes, my life is gone, so why do you want the bottom line?
The bottom line is gone, so why do you need a lower limit?
That's it!
Today, let's make Qingcheng six cheap, compare who is cheaper than whom!
Let's see who can finally break through, the limit of cheapness!