66 The peerless tricks of the six cheapness of Qingcheng

It's dawn.

The little Taoist priest rolled on the bed, rolled again, and then successfully rolled to the ground.

He rubbed his head, sat up, rubbed his eyes again, and looked around.

Strange, why did I come back to the guest room, wasn't I drinking with Qingcheng Liujian? Rubbing his head again, the little Taoist priest decided that he couldn't drink this wine next time, and his head really hurt after drinking it.

How he came back last night, the little Taoist priest couldn't remember at all. No wonder the master strictly forbids himself to drink, this cultivator must keep his body and mind clear, drinking is too wrong.

Wait, drinking and making a mistake, what did you mistake?

After thinking about it, the little Taoist priest suddenly jumped up and directly slapped himself.

I'm going, I was drunk like a dog last night, and I refused to stay in that small courtyard even if I died, and crawled back crying all the way, what was that for? In order to run away quickly, I want to escape from marriage!

But as a result, he climbed back, but climbed directly into bed and slept like a pig.

Look out the window, it's already dawning. The little Taoist priest was dizzy and almost fell to the ground.

He remembered it again, at the end of last night's drink, he put his arm around the shoulder of Qingcheng's sword, and happily told him his plan to escape from marriage. How did those six sluts come to be at that time? It was yelling that he had escaped well, that he had escaped well, that he had escaped well, that he had escaped and that he had escaped and that he had slapped his chest one by two and said, "Brother will definitely help when he arrives!" ”

Does this drunken dog mean what he says?

If you don't count, it's all this time, so what kind of marriage are you running away, and you're still running away!

The little Taoist priest was bitter in his heart, and he couldn't swing his sword to kill himself with his frustration. Yesterday he reminded him that he must stay sober and never get drunk. But a person who has basically never drunk alcohol, and then someone else makes a big bowl, he only takes a small sip, and this small sip is drunk for a day, and it is inevitable that he will get drunk like a dog.

So, tragedy!

Ignoring no more self-blame, the little Taoist priest ran to the side of the bed like a rabbit, grabbed the package, and rushed out the door.

At this moment, the door "banged" and was kicked open violently.

The little Taoist priest couldn't hold his feet and hit his head. Fortunately, the person who came reacted very quickly and pressed him on both shoulders.

There was more than one person, six of them.

It is the six swords of Qingcheng.

The little Taoist priest's head "buzzed", and the whole person was stupid.

Qingcheng Six Swords was also stunned, and the six pairs of eyes looked straight at the package that the little Taoist was holding in his hand.

Before he had time to think about it, the little Taoist priest hid the package in his hand behind him. Wait until you hide it before you react, this is exactly what you want to cover!

So, the scene was awkward.

It's very embarrassing.

The little Taoist priest stared at the open space in front of his left foot, as if a flower had suddenly grown on it.

Qingcheng Liujian stared at the little Taoist's empty left hand, as if a flower had suddenly disappeared from it.

What to do? What to do? The little Taoist priest is in a hurry, and he has to think of a way.

The consequence of the helpless hangover appeared, and the little Taoist's always bright head turned into a piece of wood at this time, and it couldn't turn at all. In desperation, he blurted out: "The weather is good today!" ”

"yes, yes, it's a nice day." The six swords of Qingcheng echoed one after another.

Jian San is even more prosperous: "The so-called sun is shining, cloudless, in such a beautiful day, we should be ......"

He didn't say anything because the sword stomped on him hard.

So the scene was quiet again.

The embarrassment continues!

The little Taoist priest was sweating like pulp, perhaps because the wine in his body had turned into sweat and flowed out, and his wood-like head finally opened up. He laughed, and generously stretched out his right hand hidden behind him, and shook the package in his hand: "Yes, the weather is good today, the so-called sun is shining, and there are no clouds. ”

"Tanning Machine." Qingcheng Six Swords was shocked.

"Exactly, the six don't know," the little Taoist priest said, "This magic weapon belongs to the yang, and what is the most yang thing in heaven and earth?" The little Taoist priest pointed to the top of his head and said in a matter-of-fact manner: "It is the sun above our heads." Therefore, the ritual utensils should be taken out to dry every once in a while to absorb some yang energy. ”

"The eldest aunt has a lot of sense, it has to be sunburned." Jian Yi stroked his palm and praised: "Please give me the magic weapon to the eldest aunt, the six of us will do light work, if you want to dry it, you can dry it as high as you want." Keep it three or two times to handle the affairs of the eldest aunt properly. ”

It's miserable, this is clearly to bet these magic weapons as "hostages"! I'll go, why do the people of the Qingcheng Sword Sect keep using this trick.

Holding on to the last glimmer of hope, the little Taoist priest said with a smile: "The six elder brothers are willing to help, and the younger brother is naturally grateful. But why do other Taoist priests never show magic weapons, because this trick is the exclusive secret of my Tianyi faction. This sun is not a blind sun, inside, there is a lot of exquisiteness! Let's talk about this hour first, it must be noon, and the yang energy of heaven and earth is the strongest at noon. And then this placement, it has to be placed into a sun-gathering array. This doesn't count, you have to take steps and recite the truth. Otherwise, the Gathering Sun Array is just a showcase. Therefore, the kindness of the six elder brothers, the younger brother only has the heart. The younger brother will go back as soon as he goes, and ask the brothers to wait here. ”

Jian Yi also smiled and said: "The eldest aunt wants to go on an errand, so please take these rough people around me." The magic weapon is precious, and it is too unreliable to be guarded by no one, and with a few of them here, the custody is foolproof. ”

After speaking, he pointed to Sword 2, Sword 3, and Sword 4: "Listen." The three of you, follow the eldest aunt well. Qingcheng Mountain is not big, it is not small, don't let the eldest aunt get lost, go down the mountain, do you understand? ”

He pointed at Jian Wu and Jian Liu again: "You two, take care of the magic weapon, you must not let these treasures slip away from under your nose, understand?" ”

After speaking, he shouted murderously: "If anyone delays this matter, don't blame me for ignoring brotherhood and screwing off his head!" ”

The five swords clenched their fists in unison, and shouted "yes".

It's over, the last glimmer of hope, shattered!

These six sluts have made it clear that they want to guard against it and never give him a chance to be alone.

Hey, there's no chance during the day, so let's wait for the evening.

The little Taoist priest then smiled and said, "Then it's troublesome for the five brothers, let's go together." ”

He walked first, and then stepped out of the threshold, and his body shook: "Ouch, this wine is drunk, I have a headache, and I can't cast a spell because of the pain." Well, it looks like the sun is going to waste. ”

Jian Yi smiled and said, "Auntie, this is not sober yet." It's okay, I have a trick here, and decanting works best. ”

Looking at Jian Yiyi and smiling, he came over with a malicious face, the little Taoist priest's mouth was dry, and when he was about to ask what the next move was, Jian Yi reached out a little on his head like lightning. The little Taoist priest was dizzy and fell to the ground softly.

I'm going, it's a point!

The six swordsmen of Qingcheng hurriedly helped the little Taoist priest to lie down on the bed, and then looked at each other.

In the silence, Jian San suddenly jumped up: "Dead and dead, the eldest aunt is really going to run away from marriage!" He hurriedly rushed out with a package, obviously running away. ”

Jian Yi gave him a burst of chestnuts: "What is it called, everyone is not blind." ”

Then he sighed, "It's a bad thing, it's a bad thing, it's really miserable." Let's talk about what to do, we can't just sit here and wait to die. ”

Jian Si raised his hand first, and said bitterly: "Why don't we be honest with the eldest sister." After all, it was the eldest sister who made a big mistake first, her four rules are too pitiful, they are pitted to death, and even a man can't stand it. Whoever changes will have to run! ”

Kenji retorted, "What a fart! The eldest sister has always been 'knife mouth, tofu heart', she just said that, ten out of ten to give the eldest aunt a dismissal. You didn't see that the eldest aunt didn't believe it very much, so she deliberately poured us wine yesterday to trick us. Hey, the source of this is in the eldest sister, but the bad thing is indeed our bad thing. ”

Jian Wu glanced coldly at Jian Si's crotch: "Is the eldest sister a reasonable person?" You go and tell her this, she doesn't come to beckon, and I cut off my head to give you a night pot. ”

Jian Si trembled all over, and like lightning, his left hand covered his mouth, and his right hand covered his crotch, and he didn't dare to speak again.

Jian Liu raised his hand: "Why don't we tell the truth to the eldest aunt." Who doesn't know that the eldest sister has a big temper, but since she was a child, she really hasn't done anything out of the ordinary. She just talks about it, and when she becomes a parent, she really can't do that. ”

Jian San retorted: "If we asked the eldest aunt to ask a few random people before yesterday, then it would be really nothing." But after we talked nonsense, if the eldest aunt still believed it, he would either be a fool or a fool. Do you think the eldest aunt is a fool or a nerd? ”

Jian Wu raised his hand and said fiercely: "This is not good, that is not good, then the six of us will keep an eye on the eldest aunt and never let him run away." If he still refuses on the day of marriage, hmph, we will tie him up, and we will have to tie him to the auditorium! ”

As soon as the sword raised his hand, he was a shock: "Doing things is always simple and rude, can violence solve the problem?" The eldest aunt will not retreat in the face of such evil ghosts, can you scare him with such a heart? When the guests are gathered, hundreds of people are watching, can you really tie him up? If he yelled, he would have stabbed it out. Not to mention the six of us, even Master Xu has to apologize with death in front of the ancestral master's spirit! ”

Jian Er slapped himself fiercely: "Call you cheap." Now what? The wedding stickers have been sprinkled, why can't you spread the post again, announce the world, the groom has fled, and the wedding has been canceled. If that's the case, our Qingcheng Sword Sect has not become the biggest joke since the founding of the Great Song Dynasty. ”

After discussing for a long time, the six of them were so anxious that they scratched their heads and ears, but they were at a loss.

After a while, Jian Yi gritted his teeth and said fiercely: "If you really have no choice, you can only make this move." ”

"What's the move?" The other five swords asked in unison.

Jian Yi's face was uncertain, and after hesitating for a while, he finally said four words word by word:

Peerless, worldly, cheap, move!