At that time, the knife was only 0.01 centimeters away from the symbol of the Jinlang man, and after a quarter of the incense, the knife fell to the ground.

"Poof—"

Shi Jinlang sat on the ground, he hugged his big head with his two paws, and howled.

"Jiang Ziya, Fuck you!"

"The big river flows eastward, the stars in the sky are in the Beidou Wow, hey, hey, hey, hey, He

At this moment, a mobile phone ringtone came from Zhihai.

"Master Rabbit is very sad, Master Rabbit is very sad, no matter who you are, Master Rabbit doesn't want to answer your call!"

Shi Jinlang didn't look at it, so he picked up the phone number and howled.

"It doesn't matter if Master Rabbit is sad or not, whether he is sad or not, whether he answers my call or not, the important thing is that I am also very sad and sad now, so I have to answer this call!" A man's voice came over the phone.

"I'll wipe it!"

When Shi Jinlang heard this, his temper suddenly came up, just now he was put on the table by a broken book, and almost entered the palace as a eunuch.

"You're not Sun Dayong?"

Listening to the voice, it didn't look like Sun Dayong, Shi Jinlang decided to find out the other party's origin first and then spray him.

"Whether I am Sun Dayong or not, it depends on whether you call Shi Jinlang or not?"

"That's right, the master is Shi Jinlang!"

"Very good, the uncle is not called Sun Dayong!"

“...”

Shi Jinlang is full of black lines, and this bar essence seems to be a hard stubble.

"Of course the master knows that your name is not Sun Dayong, who are you?"

"Xiao Liu, treat customers as warm as relatives, even garbage customers, after all, we are a serious company!" Someone on the phone whispered.

"Okay, Director!"

"What serious company? What supervisor? Shi Jinlang was a little confused.

"Dear Mr. Shi Jinlang, I am a customer service staff of Huaguo Telecom, my number 741, your mobile phone number with a tail number of 74110 has owed a huge amount of traffic and has been shut down, on behalf of Huaguo Telecom, you are limited to pay a huge amount of arrears within three working days, otherwise Huaguo Telecom will not rule out the use of legal means to sue you in court!"

"Oooo

Shi Jinlang said "oh" three times before he understood, it turned out that this bar spirit was a customer service staff of Huaguo Telecom.

"Master wants to know, how much do I owe you?"

"Counting your basic package fee for this month, you owe a total of 18,888 yuan and five cents! For the sake of you being our regular customer, we have decided to waive your basic package fee! ”

"How much does my basic package cost?"

"Eight!"

Shi Jinlang said with black lines on his head: "In addition to these eight yuan, I still owe you 18,880 yuan and five cents?" ”

"Yes!"

"Great, have you prepared your lawyer's letter?"

"What does Mr. Shi Jinlang mean?"

"What do you mean?" Shi Jinlang snorted coldly and said: "It's so simple and I don't understand, the master clearly doesn't want to pay the money!" ”

"I advise Mr. Shi Jinlang not to be so arrogant, our Huaguo Telecom is the leader of the Huaxia Telecom industry, if you offend us, you will regret it!"

"Contemptible people are born so arrogant, and besides, the master also wants to experience the taste of regret!" Shi Jinlang said cheaply: "Hurry up and find a lawyer to give me a lawyer's letter!" ”

"Your current signal has been locked by us, believe it or not, I can call the police to arrest you immediately!"

"Really? That's great, I beg you to call the police and get me out, I don't want to stay in this place for a second! Shi Jinlang thought for a while and said, "By the way, I estimate that there is a problem with your positioning program, otherwise I will tell you your specific location!" ”

"Mr. Shi Jinlang really dares to act, I respect you for being a man, you can say the position now!"

Shi Jinlang raised his head and glanced around, and then said: "I am now in the territory of the Tang Kingdom of the King Continent, and the specific location should be in the middle of Chang'an City and Shu to the south, this place is now called Barren Land, as for what it was called before, I don't know." ”

"I'm in the middle of nowhere, near the north, and there's a lake next to me, and there's a tree next to it, and there's a monkey on it!"

"Wait a minute, I'll take a closer look, uh, yes, it's just a monkey!"

"I'm standing still now, you guys hurry up and arrest me, by the way, remember to bring more people when you come, the aborigines here are not normal, they will change their bodies and eat or something at every turn, it's so scary!"

"Hey-hey-741, are you still there? Why can't I hear you! ”

After a long silence, the bar spirit finally spoke.

"Mr. Shi Jinlang, there is a sentence that I don't know whether to say or not!"

"Speak, you speak!"

“Fuck you！”

"Hahaha-"

After hanging up the phone, Shi Jinlang was in a good mood, he lay on the ground on all fours, and laughed out of a pig's cry.

Being able to receive a call from Earth in a different dimensional world, Shi Jinlang felt very cordial, although the call was to collect debts, but Shi Jinlang still expected him to call again.

Lying on the ground for a while, Shi Jinlang got up and checked the information of the mobile phone module in Zhihaili, and sure enough, it was shut down, and the signal was gone.

The mobile phone was down, and the live broadcast was also stopped, Shi Jinlang just felt that something was missing, it turned out that the buzzing of the bunnies in the live broadcast room was missing.

It is said that the traffic is not turned off for a day, and a villa in the third ring of the imperial capital is gone, which seems to be true at all.

Eighteen thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight yuan and five cents, this arrears are really terrifying, but it's right to think about it, this is the king continent, and the earth is separated by a dimensional world distance, although Shi Jinlang doesn't know why Huaguo Telecom's number can still be used normally here, but this consumption of traffic is definitely not domestic traffic, or even international traffic, this is already interstellar traffic.

Although it is a pity that I can't start the live broadcast again if I owe the fee, Shi Jinlang is not ready to make up for this arrears, not to mention 18,888 yuan and five cents, even if it is 88 yuan and five cents and eight dollars, Jinlang is not willing to pay.

Of course, he can't pay if he wants to, and he can't pay if he has money.

If you can't broadcast live, then don't broadcast live, Shi Jinlang put this matter behind him, and then began to seriously study the Taiyi stunt in the sea of knowledge.

Although the first two pages are pitiful, the latter is normal.

Taiyi's stunts include the Taiyi Immortal Secret Mind Method and a technique called Star Absorbing Dafa.

The Taiyi Eternal Life Formula includes the Mental Dharma Program and the Mental Dharma Formula, which are as follows:

Cultivating the road to get lost,

is a great husband in the world.

The sun and the moon are immortal,

Qiankun and the old Zhuang Xuandu.

There are three sentences in the mantra of the heart:

If you go with it, you will be immortal if you go against it, and you will only turn it upside down in the middle.

Taiyi returns, nine stars are connected, and life is reincarnated to death.

The curtain guards the ancestral know-how, and life and death are destined to the sky.

The record in the book is exactly the same as Jiang Ziya's dictation, and it seems that this pig's head is not lying.

Shi Jinlang studied for a long time and didn't know how to cultivate, so he had to go to see the following exercise called "Star Absorbing Dafa", just looking at the name compared to the middle two, I don't know what it is.

Star Absorbing Dafa: Absorb people's Yuan Ling and use it for your own use. There is no enemy that "I suck" can't solve, if there is, then "I'll suck again", if it can't be solved, sorry, I can still suck.

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