Chapter 22: A Monkey, an Egg, and a Crocodile

"This Nima is too middle two, right?"

Seeing the explanation of the exercises, Shi Jinlang's whole person was not good.

I suck me and suck and I can still suck, how is that song sung, lick Mimi, you laugh and lick Mimi - no, the picture is already out.

The instructions for the use of this exercise are too obscene, but Shi Jinlang likes it very much, because it tastes right.

"I'll suck me, suck and suck, I can suck—"

Shi Jinlang subconsciously read it out, and at this moment, a golden light burst out from the ancient book in the sea of knowledge, the ancient book disappeared, and Shi Jinlang's attribute page was also refreshed.

【Super Bunny (Hero Genus)】

Passive Ability: Spectroscopic Shadow

Action Skill: Stealing the Day

Ultimate Ability: Lightspeed Sun

Knowing the sea of storage: 3,000 whiskers

Cultivation system:

Mental Method: Taiyi Eternal Life Formula

Exercises: Star Absorbing Dafa

Realm: Absorbing martial arts realm every day

Shi Jinlang glanced at it roughly, he understood everything above, and he didn't need to click on the details to see it, but what the hell is this realm.

The Taiyi Immortal Secret Mind Method is the supreme Hongmeng-level Mind Method, which has a total of nine levels of realm, namely the Martial Realm, the Spirit Absorption Realm, the Holy Realm, the Immortal Realm, the Divine Realm, the Earth Absorption Realm, the Heaven Absorption Realm, the All-Omnipresent Absorption Realm, and the Nothing to Suck Your Own Realm. Each layer of the realm is divided into nine Zhou Tian, when the absorbed chaotic qi reaches a critical point, it will automatically break through Zhou Tian, and when Zhou Tian is perfect, it needs to cross the tribulation to improve the realm.

The description of the detail page was stunned for a while, although the names of the first seven realms were middle two, but a few more glances can also be on the eyes, but everything sucks the realm and this has nothing to suck their own realm Zhen Nima spicy eyes, if you replace it with sucking, everything and nothing to masturbate yourself, there is no sense of disobedience at all.

"Wu Na Rabbit, I am a master of the Heavenly Realm, dare to ask Your Excellency what realm?"

"I'm sorry, Master Rabbit sucks the Heaven Realm, and specializes in absorbing the Heaven Realm master!"

"Poof—"

The master of the Heavenly Realm vomited blood and died.

"This fellow Daoist, this Immortal Venerable Immortal Realm has reached the level of Wuwei Realm, never kills unknown people, reports your name, reports your realm!"

"I'm sorry, Master Rabbit's name is Shi Jinlang, the current realm has reached the realm of having nothing to to yourself, you are not my opponent, retreat!"

"Poof—"

Xianzun vomited blood and died on the spot.

Shi Jinlang made up the picture during the battle, and it didn't seem to be as bad as he imagined.

"Okay, that's it, the second is the second!"

Shi Jinlang now finally understands how Jiang Ziya achieved the coordination of the Yuan Spirit, the old man has been absorbing other people's Yuan Ling two qi for his own use, using other people's lives to extend his own life, and he also called it Taiyi Eternal Life Formula, Eternal Life Your sister, is it obviously invincible and evil arts.

Although Taiyi's eternal life recipe is a good evil magic method, Shi Jinlang likes it, because it is too much for his taste.

In the future, who will dare to pretend to be forced in front of the rabbit master, and directly suck you until you are half paralyzed and can't take care of yourself in life, believe it or not?

Cool, just thinking about it when the waves feel cool, it's not ordinary cool, it's really Nyima is too cool.

"Help, kill the monkey!"

When Shi Jinlang was deeply obsessed and couldn't extricate himself, a discordant voice woke him up.

Listening to the sound is the monkey on the tree by the lake, Shi Jinlang's heart moved, this bird doesn't where he can't find something to practice, you monkey disturbs the rabbit, then you can't blame the rabbit for being ruthless.

Thinking of this, Shi Jinlang pulled his legs and ran to the lake.

There is a wild fruit tree by the lake, and the wild fruit tree is already bald, not to mention the wild fruit on the tree, even the leaves are about to fall off. There is a lake next to the fruit tree, half the size of a football field, and the water is crystal clear, but there are no fish in it, if a crocodile is a fish, then there is one.

There is a beach next to the lake, and there are a few eggs scattered on the beach, which should be crocodile eggs, because there is only one monkey and one crocodile here, and the monkey does not lay eggs, and the elimination method should be crocodile eggs.

The current situation is that the monkey is holding a crocodile egg with two paws, and its thigh is held by the crocodile mother (dad does not lay eggs, the elimination method is the mother), the monkey does not scatter the eggs, the crocodile does not sprinkle the mouth, and the monkey, the egg and the crocodile are so deadlocked.

Shi Jinlang understood at a glance, the monkey lives in the tree, the crocodile lives in the lake, the monkey spoils the wild fruit tree almost, there is nothing to eat and the idea of eggs, the crocodile mother is naturally unwilling, the old lady has worked hard to lay eggs, here is finally nothing to eat Cantonese people, the old lady has been hungry for so many days, and he is not willing to eat, you want to pick up a cheap monkey for nothing, don't even think about it.

The monkey wants the egg, the crocodile doesn't give the egg and wants the monkey, the two can't pull it like this, but this is cheap when the wave is strong, the so-called monkey egg dispute, the rabbit profits.

A monkey, a crocodile, and an egg, looking at it should be full, but I don't know if the content of vitamin C is high.

Shi Jinlang rushed to the scene of the accident like a gust of wind, he didn't care about panting, so he said to the monkey and the crocodile: "If you two can't tell the winner for a while, why don't you give me the egg first, I will be a referee for you, who wins the egg to whom?" ”

"Bunny idea!" The mother crocodile glared at the monkey and said, "Splash the monkey, give the eggs to the rabbit, how about we divide the winner!" ”

"You stupid! This rabbit is not a serious rabbit at first glance, it is not afraid of the two of us, haven't you noticed? ”

The monkey was bitten on the thigh, and he still didn't spill the egg when it hurt, and the pain hurt and the monkey was still quite smart.

"That's right!" The mother crocodile came back to her senses, glared at the rabbit and said, "Aren't you afraid of us, rabbit?" ”

"You don't eat rabbits, what am I afraid of you doing?" Shi Jinlang pinched his waist and said.

"Makes sense, the monkey gives the egg to the rabbit!"

"They all say that hair is long and knowledge is short, you old lady has no hair, why are you still so stupid?" The monkey said angrily: "Haven't you heard that the rabbit bites even when it's in a hurry?" ”

The mother crocodile was stunned, and she glared at the monkey and said, "How do you say that?" ”

"Bad pen, the rabbit eats meat when it's in a hurry, let's give it the egg, what if it eats the egg?"

"Okay, you rabbit, you dare to beat the old lady's egg, believe it or not, the old lady ate you in one bite?"

"You've finally got the hang of it!" The monkey burst into tears and said, "It's better to eat the rabbit and give me the egg, I understand that your own birth is not easy to eat, how about letting me bear this sin?" ”

"Great idea monkey, the egg is for you!"

The mother crocodile let go of the monkey's thigh and rushed towards the rabbit with a fierce attitude.

The monkey got the egg as it wished, but instead of leaving, it held the egg and watched the excitement.

"It seems that Wen is not good, and he is going to come to martial arts!"

Shi Jinlang shook his two front paws, although the flesh pads were too thick to make a "pop" joint sound, he thought that the momentum had arrived.

"Rabbit, don't blame the crocodile mother for being ruthless, there is nothing in this place, and I can't stand it when I'm hungry!"

"It just so happens that this sentence is what I want to say!" Shi Jinlang snorted coldly, opened his small rabbit mouth and said, "I'll suck—"

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