"I've said it a hundred times, we are the Shadow Warrior Alliance, and mobile phones are not allowed here!"

When the masked man saw the mobile phone held by the old man in the white coat, he immediately said angrily.

"My emperor, you take a look at it first, and then I'll smash the phone again!"

The old man in the white coat handed the phone to the masked man, and then bent over and stood aside.

"Sexy bunny, live online?" The masked man glanced at the screen on his phone and snorted, "What the hell?" ”

"Report to my emperor, you may not believe it when you say it, the reason why our human vital signs detector did not find his whereabouts is not that there is a problem with Sun Dayong's assimilation instrument, but that the person who teleported over has become a rabbit!"

"Is that the rabbit that's on the air?"

"That's right, it's him!"

"A rabbit, that's interesting!" The masked man raised his head and laughed: "Hahaha-it seems that we don't have to deliberately interfere with Sun Dayong's actions, even if a rabbit can start a live broadcast, it will be useful for a fart!" ”

"My emperor's words are extremely true!" The old man in the white coat hurriedly slipped his beard and patted the horse.

"Knowing that what I said is extremely true, don't you smash your phone quickly!" The masked man glared at the old man in the white coat and said: "We are the Shadow Warrior Alliance, an ancient and long-established alliance of assassins, it is nature that gives us life and guards our growth, we should follow the simple and primitive laws of nature, these bells and whistles are harmful drugs, potential tumors, and the root of the evil of desecrating nature!" We need to be brave enough to say no to 'it' and keep fighting it! ”

"Tell me out loud, what is our slogan?"

"Don't play with mobile phones, don't look at computers, don't use guns and ammunition, be a good assassin in the new century with ideals, morality, discipline, and pursuit!" The old man in the white coat stood precariously, his right hand clenched into a fist above his head, and shouted loudly.

"Very good, go and smash it!"

As he spoke, the masked man returned the phone to the old man in the white coat.

At this moment, the sound of Shi Jinlang suddenly came from the mobile phone.

"Lao Tie, I have encountered a roadblock and robbery, and there is still a way to rob the rabbit master who is not long-sighted in this broken place, see how the rabbit cleans him up!"

"Wait a minute!"

The masked man waved his hand and said, "Show me your phone!" ”

The masked man was about to return his phone, and a white-fronted tiger the size of an adult elephant appeared on the screen.

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After changing the name of the live broadcast room, Shi Jinlang hurried to the direction of home with Maomao and the crocodile mother, he wanted to go home early to see Ah Li, because Shi Jinlang had left the cave for almost a day and a night, and he was worried that Ah Li would be anxious when he woke up and couldn't see him.

Shi Jinlang ran wildly with Maomao and his mother crocodile, and when he passed by a narrow mountain pass, a white-fronted tiger with hanging eyes more than one person tall suddenly jumped out next to him.

"I opened this road, and I planted this tree. If you want to live from now on, leave the rabbit behind. ”

This white-fronted tiger is a demon tiger that has been invaded by death and mutated, the iconic sharp claws and frighteningly sharp fangs are the symbol of the demon monster, its head is twice the size of an ordinary tiger and more than three points larger, to that station, the mountain pass is blocked by it.

"This kind of place where birds don't poop is so fashionable, and the tiger robbers will talk black?"

Shi Jinlang was indeed startled when he first saw this demon tiger, but he was not an ordinary rabbit now, it didn't matter if it was a tiger or a lion, it was all over if he sucked it.

"Lao Tie, I have encountered a roadblock and robbery, and there is still a way to rob the rabbit master who is not long-sighted in this broken place, see how the rabbit cleans him up!"

Shi Jinlang smiled and said, "If you are satisfied with what you see, remember to brush up the rocket!" ”

"Wu Na rabbit, don't you understand what the tiger master is saying?"

Seeing that the rabbit is not a bird himself, the demon tiger feels a little unbearable on his face, you don't freak out on the spot, forget it, why don't you turn around and run, this is not the most annoying, the most annoying thing is that the rabbit is still talking to himself as if he is fine.

"I opened this road, and I planted this tree. If you want to live from now on, leave the rabbit behind. The demon seed tiger gritted his teeth and said, "If you dare to say no words, step forward and bite your head." Die in the wilderness, kill or bury! ”

"Yo yo yo - this black talk is too classic! Maomao, you write it down, we can use it when we rob others another day! ”

"Okay, Boss!"

"Roar—"

Seeing the rabbit and the monkey chatting there one by one, the demon tiger roared angrily, and the white hair on his body stood upside down, like a super-giant fried cat.

"You ants, you dare not take the tiger master in your eyes, the tiger master swears to eat you all! Oh - except for crocodiles, Tiger didn't say anything about you! ”

"Rabbits and monkeys, whoever you like to eat has nothing to do with the old lady!" The mother crocodile leaned on the ground and said, "You guys are fighting, the old lady is watching the show!" ”

"Whoa, whoa—"

If the crocodile is in league with the rabbit and the monkey, this robbery is indeed a bit tricky.

Hearing that the mother crocodile did not intervene, the demon tiger felt that it was in the chest, because the crocodile made a stand, and the rabbit and monkey were left, and it was not a piece of cake.

The demon seed tiger had no scruples, it took a step forward and said, "You two ants dare not take the tiger master in your eyes, and the tiger master will immediately let you know what regret is!" ”

After saying this, the demon seed tiger roared angrily, and was about to pounce on the rabbit and the monkey when he saw the rabbit stretch out his paws and say, "Wait a minute! ”

"What, does the rabbit have any last words to confess?" The demon seed tiger said impatiently: "If you have something to say, let it go, if you have a fart, the tiger master is hungry!" ”

"Wait a minute!" Shi Jinlang smiled faintly, looked back at Mao Mao and said, "Mao Mao, do you have any recipes about tigers, they want to be delicious, they are the kind of dishes that make people's mouths water when they hear the name of the dish!" ”

"Crispy roasted whole tiger?"

"No, this one is too big, not that big barbecue!" Shi Jinlang shook his head.

"Cauldron Tiger Full Platoon?"

"No pot!"

"Tiger meat stewed in one pot?"

"No pot!"

"Barbecue tiger whip?"

"This can be had!"

"Go to Nima, the tiger master can't bear it anymore!"

The Demon Seed Tiger couldn't hold back any longer, it roared angrily and swooped straight up.

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In the base camp of the Shadow Warrior Alliance, the masked man stared at the phone screen without blinking, and only after a long time did he say, "Is this still a rabbit?" ”

"My emperor, is this phone still smashed?" The old man in the white coat whispered on the side.

The masked man glared at him and said, "Let Dr. Jack hurry up and get the assimilation device, I'm going to meet this rabbit myself!" ”

"Do you still use flying pigeons to pass on books?"

"Flying pigeon passing on your sister's book?" The masked man threw his mobile phone to the old man in the white coat and said, "Call him!" ”

"Okay!"

The old man in the white coat wanted to leave with his mobile phone, but the masked man stopped him and said, "Give me back your phone when you're done!" ”

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