Chapter 29 Sexy Bunny, Live Online
"May I ask if this is the live broadcast room of the deaf and mute anchor?"
"I'm new here, do I want to spray directly or do I have to go through the normal procedure?"
"What kind of program to take, spray directly!"
"Garbage anchor, take a wave!"
There was a commotion in the live broadcast room, and a group of people smashed the bench and smashed the table to express their strong dissatisfaction with Shi Jinlang.
Originally, they couldn't hear Sun Dayong's voice, but they could still hear Shi Jinlang's voice, although they couldn't guess what the two were talking about from Shi Jinlang's words, but it didn't affect them to watch the live broadcast. Later, when Shi Jinlang heard what Sun Dayong said, he blocked his voice from the live broadcast room, and now the audience could only see that the rabbit was opening its mouth from time to time, but there was no way to hear what the rabbit said.
So, the live broadcast room exploded.
Shi Jinlang saw the messy live broadcast room, hurriedly turned on his voice, and explained to the audience with a slight apology: "I'm sorry, we talked about some more private things just now, the old man said that he was impotent and premature ejaculation, and he kept rewarding Super Rocket to let me help him come up with ideas, I'm just an anchor, where do I understand this, so I rejected him." However, for the sake of privacy, the sound was turned off! β
"It's not like that at all, we heard a hundred million!"
"The old man said that as long as I help him cure impotence and premature ejaculation, he will give me 100 million!"
Shi Jinlang promised Sun Dayong not to talk about this topic in the live broadcast room, so he had to continue to play haha.
"Fart, the small advertisement on the telephone pole to cure impotence and premature ejaculation only costs 100 yuan, or give money after treating the disease first, and the fool will give you 100 million!"
"That's right, we have to listen to the truth, and if we don't tell the truth, we will be trick-or-treating!"
"Well, that guy just now, where is the telephone pole you are talking about, can you tell me the address?"
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"Well, why don't you let the crocodile mother chat with you for a while!" Shi Jinlang had no choice but to change the topic.
"This offer can be had!"
Shi Jinlang heard the audience compromise, and happily turned back to look at the crocodile mother.
The crocodile mother glared at him, rolled her eyes and said, "It's about the old lady!" β
"Ahem-" Shi Jinlang coughed awkwardly and said: "Otherwise, it's been a few days since I crossed over to the King Continent, and the name of the live broadcast room hasn't had a chance to change yet, everyone brainstorms, how about we change the name of the live broadcast room together?" β
Shi Jinlang just wanted to quickly transfer the topic of "100 million", so he was thinking of what to say now.
"As long as someone's name is in line with the current live content theme of this live broadcast room, his name will have the permanent naming rights of the name of this live broadcast room!"
When everyone heard their names, they had the opportunity to appear in the name of the live broadcast room, and now everyone didn't bother with the "100 million" thing, and they all began to rack their brains to think of a new name for Shi Jinlang's live broadcast room.
"Just call Master Lang and his second uncle the secret that they have to say but can't tell. AVI it! β
"On the top floor, rape flowers!"
"The rabbit anal is not only his second uncle, it is better to call the rabbit a big hanger, how about an online anal person?"
"This one is even more awesome, top top top top!"
"I'm going to take it off, this isn't the live broadcast room of the kindergarten!"
"It's impossible to get the customs, it's impossible to take the customs in this life, the little brothers and sisters in the other live broadcast rooms are tired of watching it, only by looking at Master Lang's sassy rabbits can I barely maintain a boring life, the little brothers here are all talents, and they speak well, I like this live broadcast room so much!"
"Brothers, Master Lang's live broadcast room has to be named, it just so happens that my son has just been born, everyone is a talent, I want everyone to help me name my son by the way, by the way, I am a cow, I am my father, my surname is Wang, come to a great god to help choose a catchy name!"
"You're easy, just call Wang Dad Calf!"
"Poofβwhat a god upstairs!"
"Worship the Great God!"
"The name of Wang Dad Calf is gone!"
Shi Jinlang said with black lines on his head: "Why didn't I find out that you are so talented!" β
"Lao Wang's son already has a name, let's get down to business and help Master Lang choose a name in the live broadcast room!"
"Why don't you call it a cheap wave rabbit, how about crossing the live broadcast?"
"This name is good, the cheap wave is a tribute to Master Lang, the rabbit is the finishing touch, and the theme is echoed through the live broadcast, this name is perfect!"
"This great god called Yimeng Huangliang is actually a god, although there are only eight words, but every word is beautiful, amazing!"
"There's nothing wrong with it, just call it that!"
"What about the great god who named Lao Wang's son just now? What's the name of the 2 pencil that dude, we will recognize you, you give a name! β
"Yes, yes, let the middle 2 pencil god help Master Lang choose a name in the live broadcast room!"
"Since everyone looks up to it so much, then it's ugly!" An angry voice sounded in the live broadcast room: "Why don't you call it a sexy rabbit, how about an online live broadcast?" β
"I protest!"
Yimeng Huangliang didn't speak, and a fan who supported the name he took jumped up and said: "I think the name taken by the middle 2 pencil plagiarized the creativity of the god of Yimeng Huangliang, I strongly condemn it, if Master Lang uses this name, I will take it immediately!" β
"It's just an idea, and there are sexy dealers, and online dealing, all of them have the same meaning, everyone has used it, how can it be called plagiarism?"
"That's right, dying can only be regarded as a reference!"
"Alright, stop arguing!"
Seeing that he was about to do it in the live broadcast room because of a name, Shi Jinlang had two big heads, he coughed and said: "A dream of Huangliang Lao Tie mind that the 2 pencil Lao Tie borrowed from your creativity?" β
"Just a name, I don't mind!" Yimeng Huangliang said without thinking: "Others don't have to worry about salty radishes!" β
"Yes, this is the demeanor of the gods, as long as the world understands a little more, the world will become a beautiful world!"
Shi Jinlang summed it up: "From today onwards, the name of the live broadcast room will be 'Sexy Rabbit, Live Online', and Zhong 2 Pencil Lao Tie has the permanent naming right, and I would like to thank Yimeng Huangliang Lao Tie for his support and understanding!" β
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Somewhere in the deep mountain hinterland of the United States, the base camp of the Shadow Warrior Alliance.
A masked man sat at a table with his forehead propped up, and there was a pile of scattered materials on the ground at his feet, and among these scattered materials, there was a photo, which was taken by Shi Jinlang when he was doing a live broadcast on the top floor of the Canglan Building.
Underneath the information is a newspaper with an exclusive interview with a Guinness World Records adjudicator.
An old man in a white lab coat walked in with a mobile phone and quickly pushed the door open.
"My Emperor, the whereabouts of the people who Sun Dayong assimilated into the King Continent have been found!"
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