"Bird, I'm so hungry!" The little Taoist priest said pitifully.

"Hmph, ugly Taoist, you are a rice bucket, how can you look like my aunt and grandmother," Suzaku didn't finish speaking, and her stomach "rumbled".

She blushed, but she raised her head, straightened her chest, and shouted: "Auntie, I'm just hungry, what's wrong?" ”

"Not what?" The little Taoist priest said, and then his eyes lit up: "Look, Que'er, there's a restaurant there." It looks far worse than the first restaurant, but there is a hot meal to eat. ”

But Suzaku said, "Don't go." ”

"Ah, why?"

"Ugly Taoist, you are stupid, we are being hunted down and killed now, and we are being hunted and killed." Suzaku looked like she hated iron but not steel: "Think about it, you and I have been in the restaurant for so long, the pursuers must have arrived, maybe they will ambush on the side of the road and wait for an opportunity to make a move." ”

"Auntie, I am strong in martial arts, they will definitely not come to Ming, they will definitely come to Yin, so nine times out of ten, they will poison! The restaurant is so conspicuous that nine times out of ten it is their goal. ”

"It's fine." The little Taoist priest said with a big grin: "Don't you have a silver needle, which can detect all kinds of poisons." ”

"You stupid, you poison on the rivers and lakes are strange and mysterious. There are many poisons, and the silver needle cannot detect them at all. Sometimes, the silver needle turns black, but it is not necessarily poisonous. So walking the rivers and lakes, the silver needle does not work at all. The best thing to do is to be careful not to give the enemy any chance to poison him. ”

Yes! The little Taoist priest looked at her stupidly: "That was in the restaurant just now, when you saw the silver needle change color, how could you be so sure that the dish is poisonous?" ”

Suzaku was a little embarrassed: "That's just my aunt and grandmother, I forgot it for a while." Now that I really think about it, that's what Uncle Zhao said. ”

The little Taoist priest was even more surprised: "Ah, Que'er, are all your experiences in the rivers and lakes heard from others?" Are you not a veteran of walking the rivers and lakes at all, but a newcomer to the rivers and lakes? ”

Suzaku was very embarrassed, so she got angry.

She kicked over and said angrily: "Ugly Taoist, are you from the rivers and lakes, or am I from the rivers and lakes?" ”

The little Taoist priest touched his thigh and said with a wry smile: "Naturally, my aunt is." May I ask this veteran, what should we eat now? ”

"yes, what's to eat?" Suzaku rolled her eyes, picked up a leaf from the ground, threw it, and saw that the petiole pointed to the west, and her hand pointed to it: "Just eat this!" ”

When the little Taoist priest saw it, he was shocked: "Steamed bread, it's steamed bread again." ”

He cried with a sad face: "Auntie, I have eaten white flour steamed buns, coarse flour steamed buns and old flour steamed buns for seven days, and now I still have to eat steamed buns." Shall we change to another line? ”

Suzaku raised her head and chest, and said, "No! It is precisely because my aunt and grandmother don't know what they want to eat, and because this steamed bun is the most unpalatable, it is the safest to eat this. Ugly Taoist, do you want to eat a hot meal, or do you want to save your life? ”

"Alright! I choose to eat steamed buns. ”

Outside the official road, the red bird pulled the reins of the horse, the jujube red horse neighed, and the people stood up. Her eyes were like lightning, and she shouted: "It's not good, there are frightened birds in the forest, someone will ambush, turn around, and go this way." ”

After walking for another half an hour, Suzaku reined in the reins again: "It's not good, there are weeds on the hillside, and there is no wind, so someone will ambush and go this way." ”

After walking for another hour, Suzaku still pulled the reins of the horse: "It's not good, there is a faint sound of hooves rolling on the left road, it must be the enemy chasing after you." This way, go, go. ”

After half a day, the little Taoist priest pointed to the city gate in front of him, and tears were really about to flow: "Auntie, we set off from this city in the morning, and in the afternoon, we turned back to the city." ”

"The feelings have been running for a long time, people are tired of running, and horses are tired, so they are spinning in place!"

Suzaku looked at it and exclaimed, "I'll go, yes, why did you come back again?" No, my aunt and grandmother, I obviously did, first to the east, then to the west, then to the north, and then to the south. Impossible! ”

Good one, first east, then west, then north, then south. The little Taoist priest only felt dizzy and almost fell off the horse. He pointed at Suzaku and said in a trembling voice, "You! I obviously said that I was going around in circles, but you have to listen to it. Okay, congratulations, we can go back to the city to rest. ”

Suzaku was shy, she pouted and said, "I, I'm still a child, a child makes a mistake, it should be!" ”

The little Taoist priest took a deep breath and suppressed the strong desire to scold that suddenly welled up in his chest. He sighed: "Hey, I think that I am a smart person, and I would choose to believe you as a child." I'm really, a pig! ”

"From now on, you little kid obediently shut your mouth and obey me in everything."

Suzaku was unhappy: "Hmph, ugly Taoist, don't look down on me." Aunt and grandmother, I am an old man, and every move I make has a deep meaning, and it is a lesson that countless predecessors in the rivers and lakes have exchanged for blood. You must not disbelieve. ”

The little Taoist priest sighed: "Okay, old Jianghu, if you continue to toss like this, I am afraid that countless enemies will rush to hear the wind." At that point, you and I won't be able to run even if we want to. ”

"Finch, you just listen to me. A few months ago, I was chased and killed by countless people, just relying on the speed of the horse, galloping all the way, non-stop. In this way, no matter how many enemies there are, what is the use of not being able to catch up? I just want to report the news, hehe, the person who reported the news can't be faster than me. ”

Suzaku was not convinced: "That method can work in Sichuan and Shu, but it may not work here." There are few horses in Sichuan and Shu, and in the land south of the Yangtze River, fast horses are not uncommon. That worked then, but it doesn't work now. The two of us have been delayed for too long, and the people in front must have received the news and have already set up an ambush along the road. ”

As soon as he heard this, the little Taoist priest was furious: "Hmph, it's not you yet. ”

"I said, I have to put on a costume before I can show up. But you won't let you die, saying that you will face an ugly face all day long, and you are afraid that you will not be able to bear it and kill me with a sword. As I said, as soon as I entered Jiangnan, it seemed that some officials noticed me, and there were masters following behind me. You don't believe me, and say I'm suspicious. ”

Suzaku argued: "You and I came all the way from Chengdu Mansion, and we walked by swaggering along the way, and there was nothing to do. How did I know that after entering Jiangnan, this thing came? ”

"Besides, if it weren't for my aunt and grandmother's swordsmanship, you would have been taken down by the official yesterday, how could you still be here and lose your temper at me."

The little Taoist thought of walking all the way, if it weren't for her, he was afraid that he would not know where his soul would have returned. A little girl, who has suffered for more than a month for herself, is at some fault, how can she blame it?

The little Taoist priest said softly: "Bird, be good, you are the most well-behaved and obedient." Listen to me, okay? You and I rode all the way and rushed over, God prevented and killed God, and Buddha blocked and destroyed Buddha. That's going to be okay, okay? ”

No matter how he reasoned before, Suzaku stalked his neck and just didn't listen. But now that he said it so gently, Suzaku nodded obediently without hesitation.

The little Taoist priest then scolded himself: You are also a pig! Isn't she just a child? Children have to rely on coaxing, coaxing, nothing else, understand?

The two of them immediately hurried up, did not take the official road, asked about a remote path, and did not stop again, and galloped to Lin'an Mansion.

It worked!

All the way, no thrills. Even if I met a few officials, I could only watch the two fast horses, and after raising them in ashes, they left in the dust.

When the horse couldn't stand it anymore, the two found a remote place and stopped.

Suzaku giggled, jumped up, patted the little Taoist priest's head, and said with a smile: "Ugly Taoist priest, your trick really works!" ”

"That's it!" The little Taoist priest said proudly: "That's what my wife taught." ”

When Suzaku heard this, the smile on her face disappeared instantly, and she asked coldly: "So, your wife's tricks work, but my tricks don't work?" ”

The little Taoist priest continued to say proudly: "That's! ”

As soon as these words came out, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly took a look.

It's not a bad thing in general, it's a big bad thing!

But I saw that in Suzaku'er's big eyes, tears were rolling and rolling, and after rolling a few times, they finally fell.

She wrinkled her little nose, pouted her little mouth, clenched her little fists, and said hatefully: "Yes, she is good, she is your wife, she is good at everything." ”

"Yes, I'm not good, I'm just a child, I don't understand anything, I always lose my temper, and I like to bully you."

She shouted hoarsely: "She's good, I'm not good, then you just go to her, what are you doing with me!" ”

After saying that, Suzaku turned around and left.

The little Taoist priest was stupid.

I'll go, what's going on? It's completely inexplicable!

Really, for no reason, why is she so angry? Straight to the face. She hasn't been like this for more than a month!

After being stunned for a moment, the little Taoist priest reacted, hurriedly caught up a few steps, and grabbed Suzaku'er's hand.

"I'm sorry, but I said the wrong thing and made you sad. Don't cry, okay? If you have something to say, let's talk about it, okay? ”

Suzaku burst into tears and yelled, "Say, what's wrong? ”

The little Taoist priest blurted out: "I was wrong ......"

Then he thought about it and wondered: "Yes! What was wrong with me? ”

He asked sincerely, "Finch, good finch, tell me, what is wrong with me?" I will definitely change it next time, and I will never dare to do it again! ”

"You are doing it in ......", Suzaku thought for a moment, was also stunned, and then continued to roar: "How do I know what is wrong with you? If you're wrong, you're wrong, and if you're wrong, you don't need to explain. ”

"Okay, okay." The little Taoist priest nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "The finch said that I was wrong, then I must be wrong." I couldn't be more wrong, I couldn't have been more wrong. ”

Suzaku'er's expression eased a little, wiped her tears, choked up and said, "You said, Suzaku is better than Xu Ruoxue." ”

The little Taoist priest did not hesitate: "Vermilion Bird is better than Xu Ruoxue." ”

Suzaku shook her head: "No, you have to swear by the sky, saying that Suzaku is ten or a hundred times better than Xu Ruoxue." ”

Yes! The little Taoist priest was dumbfounded.

With a sad face, he said, "Bird, I am a Taoist priest, how can I swear with my conscience? ”

"Hello, Finch, she's good, you're as good as her. Perhaps, you're a little bit better. But if you say that it is ten or a hundred times better, this, the poor road can't do it! ”

"You!" Suzaku cried and shouted: "You ugly Taoist, from now on, I will break up with you and part ways." From now on, you and I are irrelevant, never to see each other again! ”

Seeing Suzaku crying, she shed a string of tears and ran to the jujube red horse. The little Taoist priest stood on the spot, with only one thought in his heart:

I'll go! What's going on?