"Little Er, come here!" Suzaku shouted.

"Here we go!" The shopkeeper threw the towel over his shoulder, bowed his head and ran over: "Two guest officers, what are your orders?" ”

"You sit." Suzaku pointed to the stool beside her.

The shopkeeper was shocked: "No, the little lady is a fairy, how dare such a small layman sit next to the fairy?" ”

The little Taoist priest shouted in a deep voice: "If you are told to sit, you will sit." ”

"Well, then!" The shopkeeper sat down "reluctantly". It's just that before his ass hit the bench, he secretly took a deep breath, and the expression on his face made Suzaku see it, and he hated it.

The shopkeeper bowed his head and said, "Two guest officers, what are your orders?" ”

Suzaku sneered: "There is something for you to see, you have to look carefully." ”

As she spoke, she spread her hands.

Looking at the hand as beautiful as white jade, the shopkeeper swallowed his saliva fiercely, and then noticed the thing in his palm.

"It's a silver needle, made of sterling silver, and it's finely made." The shopkeeper said with a smile, and then asked cautiously: "This guest officer, what is wrong with this silver needle?" This needle is not from our store, and if something goes wrong, we are not responsible. ”

Suzaku was furious: "Pig, look down." ”

"Good!" The shopkeeper listened to the fairy sound, and immediately looked down with his hand. The target is directed at the abundance of Suzaku's pair.

Can this be endured? Suzaku slapped it on the head of the shopkeeper: "Pig, aunt and grandmother, I mean, look at the tip of the silver needle." ”

The shopkeeper took a closer look: "It's no problem, ah, no, why is the tip of the needle black?" ”

Then he suddenly came to his senses, and with an exclamation he was about to blurt out: "There is poison in the dish!" ”

But a short sword had silently pressed against his heart, forcing his exclamation back alive.

The shopkeeper instantly sweated like rain, his face was pale, and he was trembling. He said in a trembling voice: "Grandma, this is not a trivial matter! ”

"It's none of your business?" Suzaku said coldly: "The aunt and grandmother in the back kitchen have been staring, there is absolutely no problem, the only problem is you." Hmph, this dish has been touched before it is served, I can't see you as an aunt and grandmother? ”

"Grandma, I'm an old man!"

The shopkeeper sweated like rain: "Auntie, the little one admits that the little one is greedy for a while, and he can't stand it when he smells the fragrance, so he secretly picks up a little vegetable to eat." The little one was wrong, and I didn't dare to do it again in the future, so I begged my aunt to spare the little one. ”

Suzaku snorted coldly, picked up the silver needle and shook it, and said angrily: "Grandma, is this what I said?" ”

The shopkeeper cried: "Auntie, the younger one is a local, with a family and a mouth, relying on loyalty and honesty, I made a running hall in this 'Drunken Jade Building'." The little ones don't dare to poison the dishes! ”

The little Taoist priest saw that he was pitiful, so he said, "Bird, in my opinion, there is no poison in this dish, or this poison is not from him." ”

The shopkeeper nodded repeatedly.

Suzaku sneered and moved the plate of eight-treasure wild duck to the shopkeeper: "Okay, since you said that you didn't poison it, then eat this dish now." ”

The shopkeeper looked at the faintly blackened needle tip, was terrified, and shook his head desperately.

Suzaku tapped his heart with a short sword: "Either you eat, or, aunt and grandmother, I will have one, and a sword pierces the heart." ”

The little Taoist priest couldn't bear it: "No, okay? ”

Suzaku glared at him: "If there is no poison in the dish, what can he do if he eats it?" If the dish is really poisonous, he deserves to die! ”

The shopkeeper couldn't help it, with tears in his eyes, shaking his hands, he picked up a piece of duck meat and sent it to his mouth.

His hands shook so hard that the duck meat fell on the table. He picked it up again, tried several times, and finally succeeded in eating it.

He chewed and shed tears, and the sadness in his eyes would be moved even if a hard-hearted person saw it.

The little Taoist priest was kind, he couldn't stand it anymore, and when he was about to say forget it, the shopkeeper wiped the tears in his eyes, and suddenly smiled: "I can eat a bite of Master Kang's fried eight-treasure wild duck, and the small one is dead, and I am willing!" This dish is worth three taels of silver, a full three taels, enough for a small family to use for a month. ”

"Since taking a bite is death, and eating a plate is also death, then ......"

I saw that the chopsticks in the small second-hand store were flying, and the plate of eight-treasure wild ducks was rapidly decreasing at a flying speed.

When the little Taoist priest swallowed the third mouthful of saliva, a plate of eight-treasure wild ducks worth four taels of silver was no longer even soup.

The shopkeeper puffed out his cheeks and said vaguely: "It's delicious, it's delicious." Even if the little one eats it secretly, he will never dare to eat duck meat. I actually ate a whole plate today, cool, cool! ”

"Cool, right?" Suzaku gritted her teeth and said, "There is also a pine monkey head here, and you can eat it too!" ”

The shopkeeper was shocked: "Ah, this dish is worth four taels of silver, four taels of silver, and the small one is a year, and it can't be used up." ”

He swallowed the duck meat in his mouth with difficulty, staring at the plate of pine monkey head with glowing eyes, and then, brushing, brushing, eating faster.

The little Taoist priest was impressed in his heart, he is also a talent, duck meat can only be chewed twice, and lion's mane mushrooms can be swallowed in one bite. Hey, look at how well he eats, why am I drooling?

Suzaku drooled when she thought about it, so she was even angrier.

She said coldly: "According to my aunt's experience of walking the rivers and lakes, this dish will be broken in seven days." This poison is so vicious that the middle one will not die immediately, but will roll on the ground for seven full days before vomiting blood and dying. After death, if you cut open his body to see his intestines, it will be broken inch by inch, so it is said that the soul will be broken in seven days! ”

The shopkeeper said vaguely: "It's okay, the little one is afraid of pain, and he won't be able to wait for seven days." As soon as the stomach hurts, the small one immediately throws himself into the water, and the storage will die a painful death. ”

Zhu Que'er said coldly: "In this dish, it must be on the rivers and lakes, the most vicious, the most shameless, the most lowly, the most despicable, and the most life-threatening. This poison is so powerful that if a woman is hit, she must immediately wipe her neck and die, otherwise, it will be a hundred times more tragic than death. If a man is hit, he loses his sanity, even in broad daylight, he can hold a pillar and poke out a hole! ”

The little Taoist priest was drinking tea, and when he heard this, the tea in his mouth squirted three feet away. He coughed violently, looked at Suzaku who was sitting beside him with a solemn expression, and couldn't cry or laugh in his heart: My aunt, do you know what this means? If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense!

This poison, for women, is indeed the most vicious, the most shameless, the most despicable, the most despicable, and the most life-threatening. For men, I am afraid that it is the happiest, the most expected, the most glad, the most proud, and the most that makes people want to die after they are born, and they want to die again after they die.

When the shopkeeper heard this, he glanced at Suzaku with extremely silver eyes, and said with a smile: "If this is the case, the little one can't ask for it." The little one immediately rushed home, and told the woman to shut up from now on. Let her understand that the little one is also a great man who perseveres! ”

Suzaku didn't know anything anymore, and looking at the looks of these two men, she also knew what she had said. She didn't dare to say any more, and sulked alone.

After a while, the bowl of pine monkey head had been eaten clean by the shopkeeper, and even the plate was licked brightly.

The shopkeeper burped five times in a row. When he saw the last bowl of Longjing Zhusun on the table, his eyes lit up and he drank it.

No matter how delicious it is, it can be salty just to eat vegetables!

Suzaku was shocked and shouted, "Put it down, this dish is not poisonous!" ”

But it was too late.

Suzaku said angrily: "Okay, this bowl of soup is also three taels of silver, you pay for it!" ”

The shopkeeper was shocked, and quickly opened his mouth to spit out the soup in his mouth into the bowl, and then opened his mouth to spit out the bamboo sunflower that had been chewed a few times into the bowl.

He carefully pushed the bowl in front of Suzaku'er: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't explain it before, I misunderstood." Little lady, please use it, please enjoy it slowly! ”

Suzaku's teeth rattled.

The little Taoist priest sighed: "Okay, okay, you can drink it." ”

The shopkeeper sneered, brought the soup to his mouth, and saw that Suzaku didn't stop it, so he drank it in one go.

After putting down the bowl, he touched his stomach and said, "Ouch, it's so full!" Ouch, delicious! Ouch, it's dead! ”

Suzaku's eyes were full of murderous energy: "Cool, isn't it?" Delicious, isn't it? You just sit here and wait for the poison to die! ”

The shopkeeper nodded again and again: "Okay, good, the small one just can't walk." ”

Suzaku looked at the shopkeeper coldly, and began to count in her mouth.

When he counted to more than a hundred, the shopkeeper suddenly said "uh" in his mouth, and then he clenched his teeth violently, covered his mouth tightly, his eyes immediately widened, and his face was red and his neck was thick for a while.

Suzaku clapped her hands and smiled: "Wonderful, it's poisonous." ”

"Let you eat, let you eat so happily, let you eat your aunt and grandmother ten taels of silver at once. I went, my aunt and grandmother, and it was the first time I ordered such an expensive dish, and in the end, I didn't even taste a bite. ”

Unexpectedly, the shopkeeper stiffened his neck, and after swallowing a few big mouthfuls in his mouth, he breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "It's so dangerous!" I ate so much that I almost threw up. ”

"How can this be vomited? Ten taels of silver, small enough for the whole family to use it for a whole year! I ate ten taels of silver in one meal, and the little one said it, and he could envy the dead for life. ”

"This must not be spit out, even if it is spit out, the small ones must be eaten back one bite at a time!"

The little Taoist priest and Suzaku felt a chill in their hearts.

After waiting for a while, Suzaku was too lazy to count, and the shopkeeper was about to fall asleep, and the little Taoist finally sighed: "Hey, the dish must be non-poisonous." Well, you're good to go. ”

The drowsy shopkeeper woke up and smirked: "So, the little one ate ten taels of silver for nothing?" ”

Suzaku gritted her teeth and squeezed out a word from her mouth: "Get out!" ”

The shopkeeper nodded: "The small ones will get out, and the little ones will get out." ”

As he spoke, he got up, smirked, and said as he walked, "Ten taels of silver, uh, delicious, uh, delicious!" ”

Vermilion Bird, little Taoist......

Seeing that Suzaku'er's face was blue and white, the little Taoist priest laughed: "This, Que'er, those three dishes look extremely delicious." Otherwise, I'll order three more plates, and you and I will have a good time. This time, I invite you! ”

Suzaku said angrily: "Don't eat, I'm full, go!" ”

The little Taoist's face fell, and he carefully reminded: "Bird, we have been eating dry food for seven days in a row, and I want to eat hot food in my dreams!" ”

When Suzaku heard this, the tears rolled in her eyes. She choked up and said, "Ugly Taoist, do you want my aunt and grandmother to cry?" ”

The little Taoist priest immediately raised his hands and surrendered: "Go, go immediately!" ”

"Hmph, what the first restaurant, what the famous dishes of the imperial meal, and ten taels of silver, I'll go, I will know that it is not delicious at a glance! Finch, let's go, just don't eat it! ”