Chapter Ninety-Nine: Collecting Sand Monks
There is nothing major happening in the Journey to the West, just like the original book, the four Tang monks are still moving forward, after all, all the gods and Buddhas are paying attention to this matter, and no one dares to destroy it, unless they can face the two saints of the West alone, after all, the great prosperity of the West is really a destiny.
Chen Fan touched his bald head and always felt that something was missing, could it be the flesh bun on the head of the Buddha and other Bodhisattvas? Chen Fan thought for a while, smiled slightly, and used Tiangang's technique, only to see that Chen Fan also had a fleshy bun on his head, and then took a look at the mirror, "Nima, why is it so ugly?" After Chen Fan finished scolding, he touched it with his hand, and the meat bun on his head disappeared, "Forget it, that's it, it's still relatively handsome." Chen Fan said for a moment and headed towards the west.
However, the gods and Buddhas of Lingshan and Heavenly Court laughed out loud, Chen Fan's scene just now was seen by everyone else, the reason was that Chen Fan had no merit value, and of course the system did not do things in vain, so he did not cover up the heavens.
"I can't imagine that this little monk is still so narcissistic, haha......" The Jade Emperor laughed.
"What Your Majesty said is true, but the origin of this monk is unknown, and the Son of Heaven is outstanding, and he has cultivated from refining and refining qi to the realm of earth immortals in just one year, and I have never heard of it!" Tai Bai Xing sighed.
"Oh? It makes sense, then the West has a monkey head, and I can't leave my Xuanmen behind, in this case, Tai Bai Xing, you can go to the lower realm, and be sure to invite him to heaven. ”
In the land of Lingshan, "that monk has cultivated for less than a year and has attained the golden body and positive fruit, which should be my great prosperity in the West, who is willing to go to the Nether Realm for a while, please come to Lingshan." "After speaking, look at the Buddhas.
"The disciple is not talented, and he has some friendship with that monk, and he is willing to go to the lower realm." I saw Guanyin Bodhisattva slowly speak.
"In that case, Guanyin will take a trip." Rulai smiled.
When the Western Heavenly Court was competing for Chen Fan, Chen Fan also slowly caught up with Tang Seng and others, at this time it had been four months, Chen Fan calculated that the time was almost to the quicksand river, so he released the white tiger all the way to the west, and after a while, Tang Seng and several people were trapped by a turbulent river, Chen Fan smiled slightly: "Xuanzang, why are you staying here?" ”
"Senior brother!" Tang Seng turned his head and saw Chen Fan riding a white tiger falling from the sky, Tang Seng ran over directly, his face was already full of tears, "Senior brother, where have you been?" Usually it is only a month at most, but this time it is half a year away, which makes me very worried. Tang Seng grabbed Chen Fan's clothes tightly and refused to let go.
"Alas, this matter is a long story, I left not long ago I met a mountain, the mountain is full of grievances, there are countless grievances, I sat there to spend the souls, who knows that one is four or five months, and then I went to the nearby urbanization edge by the way to see the disease for the people, and then hurried over." Chen Fan said slowly.
"Senior brother Gaoyi, I can't do it, alas, I have just arrived here, but I was blocked by a big river on the way to the west, and there is a demon in the river." Tang Seng sighed.
"Where's Wukong?" Chen Fan asked.
"Hey, uncle, don't mention it, my grandson is not good at water, that monster hides in the water and doesn't come out, I can't do anything about him." Wukong didn't know when he jumped next to Chen Fan and stretched out his hand.
"You monkey head, there are still three of my peaches left, most of them have been eaten by you, and a few of your junior brothers and sisters haven't eaten yet, not this time, when you cross the quicksand river, I'll pour some wine with you." Chen Fan said.
"Uncle, uncle, what about me? I want my old pig too. Bajie passed into Chen Fan's ears for a while.
"You idiot, your senior brother has memorized several scriptures, if you can also recite them, I will give you a cup." Chen Fan scolded with a smile.
"What do you say, you're just eccentric, I've only been in the business for a few days." Bajie complained.
"Idiot, in the past four or five months, the master has spoken three scriptures, but my grandson has memorized them, and you haven't memorized any of them now, what qualifications do you have to drink?" Wukong grabbed Bajie's ear.
"Damn Bi Ma Wen, let go quickly, I'm a pig, you're a monkey, everyone who praises people say that monkey spirits are monkey spirits, and people who scold people say pig brains, can the two of us compare?" Bajie screamed in pain.
After hearing this, Chen Fan secretly complained in his heart, if Bajie is stupid, there are no smart people in the world, looking stupid, but coaxing Tang Seng to be happy.
"Wukong, come here, this river is an eight-hundred-mile quicksand river, three thousand weak waters, surging, and the goblins in the river are extraordinary, he is the general of the heavenly blinds, because he broke the queen mother's favorite glass cup, was beaten by the Jade Emperor with eight hundred sticks, degraded to the mortal world, every seven days suffered from a hundred swords through the chest, I heard that the first nine people who learned the scriptures were eaten by this person.
"Senior brother, how is this good?" Tang Seng hurriedly said.
"But this person has been entrusted by Guanyin Bodhisattva, waiting here for the person who learns the scriptures from the western heavens, you shout by the river to see if he comes out?" Chen Fan said.
"I see, I'll go shout." After Wukong finished speaking, a tendon turned up to the sky, looked at the quicksand river, and shouted: "You monster, my master is a scripture learner arranged by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and you haven't come out to worship yet." ”
Not long after, I saw a red-haired man with red hair on the top of his head, nine skeletons hanging under his head, holding a treasure staff in his hand, and a pair of big eyes about to pop out, shouting: "Well, you demon monkey, don't want to lie to me, if you learn from the scriptures in the west, why don't you just say it, and beat me as soon as you meet?" ”
"Amitabha, the poor monk has seen the benefactor." Chen Fan said.
After hearing this, Sha Seng frowned and looked at Chen Fan, and patiently gave a salute, saying, "What's the matter with you?" Didn't you persuade me to surrender? ”
"The donor is the general of the heavenly shutter, and now he has suffered for many years, and today the people who have learned the scriptures from the west are here, why don't they listen to the advice of Guanyin? If you don't believe me, I can show you the customs clearance documents, and there are also the Five Directions Jiedi, the Six Ding Liujia, the Eighteen Apologetic Guardians and the Sun Gong Cao, etc., which are in the sky, you can go to the heavens and ask. Chen Fan looked at Sha Seng and said.
"This ...... Wait, wait for me to ask. After speaking, he drove directly to the sky, Chen Fan sat down and poured three glasses of wine, and handed them to Wukong Bajie, as for Tang Seng, he didn't drink a drop of wine, and Chen Fan didn't hand it to him.
Chen Fan just swallowed it, but saw that Sha Seng had returned, knelt in front of Tang Seng, and said: "Master, the disciple has eyes but no beads, he doesn't recognize the master's dignity, there are many collisions, and he hopes to forgive his sins." ”
"Hurry up, don't know if you don't know, since you are entrusted by Guanyin Bodhisattva, you should abide by the rules and precepts of my Buddhism in the future." Tang Seng said.
"Master, rest assured, Wujing knows the rules of Buddhism." Sha Wujing said.
"That's the case," Tang Seng turned his head and shouted: "Wukong, take the ring knife and lose your hair with him." The great sage slashed his head with him.
"I'll take a Dharma name with you and call me a monk, do you think it's good?" Tang Seng said.
Chen Fan on the side complained, this Tang monk really likes to take names, walkers, eight precepts, monks, and one Bajie is better.
Sha Seng had just finished shaving, but he saw Tai Bai Xing flying down from the sky, and said, "Hello two holy monks!" ”
"Tai Bai Xing, you are not staying in the Heavenly Palace, what are you doing here? Are you inviting me to drink? Wukong laughed.
"Great Sage, since you are a monk, you should know the precepts of Buddhism, how can you drink, and besides, I came this time to ask Chen Fan to go to heaven to be an official." Tai Bai Xing said.
"Oh? Why is that? My uncle still wants to learn scriptures from us in the west. Goku had some doubts.
"Chen Fan's talent is extraordinary, but he has become an earth immortal in just a year, after the Jade Emperor heard about it, he ordered me to come to the lower realm and invite him to the heavens to be an official, as for learning scriptures, you can also go together, it will not be affected." Tai Bai Xing smiled.
After hearing this, Chen Fan smiled: "What official can you give to the poor monk?" What treatment? If it's low, the poor monk won't go. ”