Chapter 100: We're all bald
"Shouldn't it be for me to be like the monkey head, to go to the Imperial Horse Supervisor to be Bi Ma Wen?" Chen Fan said with a smile.
"How so? The holy monk thought about it a lot, as for what the official position is, I don't know, but it shouldn't be low. Tai Bai Xing stood there and glanced at the sky.
"Oh? The poor monk remembered that Wukong was also deceived by you back then, saying that the official position of raising horses was not small, and Wukong also asked you, but what the poor monk didn't expect was that you deceived Wukong with Wude Xingjun, how do you ask the poor monk to believe you? Chen Fan pouted and said.
After hearing this, Tai Baixing wanted to scold his mother, why did he ask him to raise horses, don't you have a little pressure in your heart? What's going on with the whole Journey to the West, don't you have a little bit of pressure in your fucking heart, you are obviously making things difficult for me, but those things can't be put on the table, you can't say it clearly, Tai Bai Xing thought for a while and said: "The holy monk knows things from ancient times to the present, and the entire Three Realms don't have a few secrets in your eyes, why am I too Bai Bai Xing here today, I think the holy monk also understands in his heart, and the little god doesn't say much, a heavenly king's position, real power." ”
After hearing this, Chen Fan smiled and said: "Hehe, the poor monk knows what he wants to do from birth, you just said that the poor monk knows some things from ancient times to the present, do you think the poor monk will go to heaven to serve because of a heavenly king?" Although the Jade Emperor is known to everyone in the Three Realms, who can know the pain in their hearts? The poor monk doesn't want to be them, he just wants to be unrestrained, no one can control the poor monk, and he is free in the world, this is a small wish of the poor monk, but a small thing happened, and he had to become a monk, alas! After Chen Fan finished speaking, he sighed, looked at the turbulent quicksand river, and also looked at the Guanyin Bodhisattva flying here.
After hearing this, Tai Bai Xing was full of doubts in his heart, but he was also a little happy, at least he heard Chen Fan say in person, not that he wanted to become a monk, but that some things forced him to become a monk, Tai Bai Xing understood, wisps of beard, and looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva who came over with a smile.
Guanyin and Tai Baixing glanced at each other, smiled at each other, and said hello, then Guanyin said: "How difficult, the poor monk is ordered by my Buddha to come here, and I am here to invite you to Lingshan." ”
After hearing this, Chen Fan smiled on his face, but he was a little disdainful in his heart, how could Lingshan go back as soon as he wanted, and said in surprise: "Oh? What is the matter with the poor monks? ”
Guanyin frowned after hearing this, if he came to summon him, it was a great kindness of a Buddhist disciple, Chen Fan didn't want to go, just forget it, he even called Rulai's name, and others called it directly, but Chen Fan was a real monk, a Buddhist disciple, Guanyin said: "What is the matter of the Buddha summoning you, the poor monk doesn't know, as for whether to go to you or not, I won't force you." ”
After Chen Fan listened, he glanced at Guanyin with a different eye, he didn't expect Guanyin to be so sympathetic to Dali, it is rare, Guanyin saw Chen Fan's strange eyes looking at him, a little uncomfortable, and said: "The poor monk advises you to go to Lingshan for a trip, after all, it is a great kindness for Buddhist disciples to be summoned by my Buddha, and it may be a chance." ”
Chen Fan thought for a while, after this quicksand river, it is the Four Sages to test the Zen heart, it will take a year, but this year can not be wasted, now he has no merit on his body, and the cultivation of the exercises is gone, he wants to practice the Nine Xuangong or the Eight or Nine Xuangong, but no one teaches it, the system is even more expensive and scary, I don't dare to think about it, I am the Sunshine Clan, I just got it not long ago, and it was spent in less than a few days, and said: "I can go to Lingshan for a trip, the poor monk happened to have difficulties in cultivation, I want to ask for advice with my Buddha, but the poor monk won't stay long, and he will come back to accompany Xuanzang to the west to learn scriptures. ”
After hearing this, Guanyin nodded and smiled slightly, and said, "This is okay, I won't embarrass you." ”
However, Tai Bai Xing on the side was a little anxious, and hurriedly said, "Chen Fan, you have encountered a problem with your cultivation, you can go to Heavenly Court!" There are many masters, Lao Jun is also in Heaven, and Lao Jun is very good at talking, when the time comes, I will help you talk to you, it is still possible to build a weapon or ask for a few pills, why bother to seek the near and far. ”
After hearing this, Guanyin smiled and asked: "How difficult it is to ask about the Buddhist scriptures and the magical powers of the Buddhist family, how many people in the heavenly court can understand?" ”
After hearing this, Tai Baixing straightened his waist and said: "Guanyin, you can't say that, since the beginning of the world, how can there be Buddhism, they are all children of Xuanmen, and this Buddhism is just a branch of Taoism, don't you hear that Buddha is the Tao?" ”
Guanyin couldn't refute it after hearing it, in fact, this is this, what Tai Bai Xing said is not wrong at all, Taoism was originally passed down by the Taoist ancestors, and the two saints of their own family are just named disciples, only chanted: "Amitabha, it is a poor monk, the Buddha is just two roads to enlightenment, the road is three thousand, and a poor monk will be content." ”
After hearing this, Tai Bai Xing scolded in his heart, this is to retreat into advance, secretly change the concept, it is really a good trick, Tai Bai Xing also ignored him, looked at Chen Fan and said: "The holy monk is noble, it is really the fault of the little god to use his official position and Yu Lu to ask the holy monk to enter the heavenly court to be an official, but the great Tianzun is in charge of the sentient beings of the Three Realms, but he can't take care of all aspects of things, the little god invites the holy monk to be an official for the sentient beings of the Three Realms, and the merit is immeasurable!" also invited the holy monk to serve in the heavenly court, which is the luck of the heavenly court, and even more the luck of all sentient beings! Don't shirk hopefully. ”
After hearing this, Chen Fan said, "The merit is immeasurable? ”
Tai Bai Xing was stunned for a moment, nodded and said, "Yes." ”
Chen Fan continued: "Is that a meritorious service? ”
After hearing this, Tai Bai Xing laughed, and said in his heart: "I'll just say, how can there be a cat in the world that doesn't smell fishy." Explained: "There is no merit, and what is generally released by Yu Lu is the elixir of cultivation or peach and other treasures, as for the merit is rewarded by the Heavenly Dao, such as the Dragon King of the Four Seas mastering this rainfall, and Hua Tuo saving many people from suffering, it is also considered merit, so he became an immortal after his death, of course, the holy monk went to serve in the heavenly court, how could His Majesty let the holy monk take up an important position, I think the merit will not be less." ”
After listening to Guanyin on the side, he was a little uncomfortable, but this is really not as good as the heavenly court, people earn a breath, the Buddha earns a pillar of incense, although it is inevitable that the gods are inevitable, but you look at the disciples who listen to the order, do not bird him, the merit is still taken, and the prestige of the world is not weak, it is said that he lost when he was a god, but he was trapped with people, and when the time comes, the interception is still the same interception, and the rest are still elite disciples.
"How difficult it is, how do you choose, the poor monk doesn't ask, the word has already arrived, and the poor monk should leave." Guanyin said.
After hearing this, Chen Fan hurriedly said to Tai Bai Xing: "Xingjun can't help it, the poor monk wants to go to Lingshan, there are some things to ask, but don't worry, it won't be long before the poor monk asks Wukong to take me to Heaven, you can rest assured." ”
Tai Bai Xing smiled after hearing this: "Since this is the case, then the holy monk will invite first, and the little god will leave first." Tai Bai Xing got what he wanted, and then drove away.
"Bodhisattva, let's go." Chen Fan said with a smile.
Guanyin glanced at Chen Fan, didn't speak, and drove directly to the west on the lotus platform, and couldn't help but ask, "Why did you follow me back to Lingshan?" Instead of going to Heavenly Court to serve? ”
Chen Fan showed his big white teeth and said, "Because we are all bald!" ”