Chapter 26: Shi Jinlang's "Little Fan Girl"
"That's right!" The female assistant nodded and said: "This is a way for the live broadcast platform to stimulate consumption, as long as you reward the super rocket in the gift, you will have a chance to connect with the anchor on the spot, the time is about 1-5 minutes, set by the anchor!" β
"Go and sign up for an account on a live streaming platform!"
Sun Dayong said excitedly: "This time, I don't believe that this Sun thief can hang up on me like hanging up the phone!" β
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After Shi Jinlang went on the air, he introduced Maomao and the crocodile mother to the audience in the live broadcast room, and after knowing that the monkey and crocodile were Shi Jinlang's new little brothers, a local tyrant rewarded the super rocket on the spot.
Shi Jinlang was blinded by the animation glare when the super rocket gift was sent, his 24K high-strength copper sulfate hardened domain wall resonance, anti-eddy current loss and resonance loss, electronic pulse, wafer pulse scattering with photodiode and phototransistor, light spot irradiation particle, light source hardening with light-emitting semiconductor and photoelectric sensor, light source hardening and anti-electromagnetic wave, ferrous sulfate hardening and copper nitrate hardening, kryptonite anti-riot plus triangular structure reinforcement, nanoscale chip, microcomputer with ultra-fast WiFi, diamond reinforcement plus infrared ultraviolet aim, and thermal imager and night vision function and light adjustment function, and the ratio of the circumference to diameter of the eye is just 3.1415926 99 carat diamond-set titanium rabbit eye.
Why is Shi Jinlang so shocked, because since he started broadcasting, not to mention the super rocket, he has not even received a plane gift of 100 yuan a piece, this is a real super rocket gift of 1000 yuan, Mao Mao and the crocodile mother have this kind of treatment as soon as they appear, why?
The resentment in Shi Jinlang's heart can't be described in words, the most hateful thing is that the two questions after this dead fat house are asked by the monkey and the crocodile mother, there is nothing to do with him Shi Jinlang, which makes Shi Jinlang feel even more unpleasant.
Fortunately, the crocodile mother has no concept of the local tyrant, and when she came up, she scolded the fat house, which can be regarded as helping Shi Jinlang barely find a little noodles.
"Okay, okay, don't be angry with this sauce fried rabbit leg Lao Tie, the crocodile mother is this character, straight to the point, say whatever you want, see who scolds whom, don't even give me face, let alone you!"
"But Mao Mao's personality is very docile, if someone sends a super rocket again, I suggest that you can ask Mao Mao if you have any questions!"
"Little Rabbit Obediently Spreads His Legs" Rewards the Anchor "Contemptible Waves" Super Rocket*1!
"Master Lang, I have two questions for my mother crocodile, please help translate!"
"Don't masturbate uncomfortable" rewards the anchor "Contemptible Waves" Super Rocket*2!
"Master Lang, I have four questions I want to ask my mother crocodile, please help translate!"
Shi Jinlang's live broadcast room was full of microphones, and everyone's questions on the microphone were all about the crocodile mother.
When it was his turn, Jin Lang was confused, what is wrong with this world, knowing that asking the crocodile mother would be scolded, this group of people is still happy to frantically brush the super rocket microphone to find scolding.
In the world of local tyrants, Shi Jinlang doesn't understand, but the customer is God, since they spent money, Jinlang is naturally willing to act as this translator at that time.
"Mother crocodile said, your voice is ugly, it is about to vomit overnight, let you get out of here!"
"Mother Crocodile said that it doesn't want to answer any questions from the sissy and tells you to get out of here!"
"The crocodile mother said that it not only ate its husband, but also ate its seven aunts and eight aunts, if you force it endlessly, you will be next!"
"The crocodile mother said, you ask you how to mate with the crocodiles in the Malegobi, and if you have the ability to climb out, the old lady will personally demonstrate how to mate with the crocodiles on you!"
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"Okay, okay, the crocodile mother is in a super unhappy mood now, and no longer accepts any questions, if you still brush the super rocket, you can ask me if you have any questions, I will let you ask the whole wheat order, know everything and say everything!"
As soon as Shi Jinlang finished saying this, the rhythm of brushing gifts came to an abrupt end.
"Master Lang, please save the super rocket wheat sequence I brushed just now, and I'll use it when the crocodile mother is in a good mood!"
"Save your sister, either ask me questions, or invalidate on the spot!" Shi Jinlang roared angrily.
"Then let's scrap it!"
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Shi Jinlang said with a full face: "You bunch of rabbits, Lao Tzu is so good to you on weekdays, and now no one brushes a super rocket to help Lao Tzu get back a little noodles?" β
"Report a wave, Master Lang is shy and deceived the rocket again!"
"I reported it, you are free!"
"Let's report it!"
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The barrage in the live broadcast room was all about reporting Shi Jinlang for cheating and rewarding, which made Shi Jinlang feel that he was a real failure as an anchor for the first time in his life, and he felt that there were 10,000 grass and mud horses running back and forth frantically in his heart, trampling on his weak and fragile heart.
"Okay, you are amazing, Lao Tzu is afraid of you, Lao Tzu can't broadcast it!"
Shi Jinlang was so angry that he was ready to immediately go off the air to calm down his injured mood, but at this moment, someone in the live broadcast room brushed out a super rocket.
"Master Lang's Little Fan Girl" rewards "Contemptible Waves" Super Rocket*1!
"Master Lang, other people's questions are for you!"
"Did you see it, did you see it, just ask if you saw it!"
Shi Jinlang roared excitedly three times in a row: "Who said that Lao Tzu has no hardcore fans, who said that Lao Tzu has no little fan sisters, tell me loudly, what is this?" β
"Who is this person, is there a typo in his hand?"
"I guess my hand slipped!"
"I think it's Master Lang's trumpet, this trumpet is only level 1!"
"That's not running, it must be Master Lang's trumpet!"
"Hahaha-" Shi Jinlang laughed loudly and said: "You just envy Lao Tzu, jealous of Lao Tzu, hate Lao Tzu for having a little fan sister, little sister, don't be afraid, Master Lang will hold you on the Maixu now, if you have any questions, feel free to ask, time is not a problem!" β
"Ladies and gentlemen, there is a grand invitation to the contemptible little fan girl to make a shining debut!"
The live broadcast room instantly fell silent, because everyone also wanted to know who this first-class trumpet was.
"Little sister, you are already on the wheat order, don't be afraid, boldly express your admiration for me!"
Seeing that the person on the wheat order did not speak, Shi Jinlang encouraged loudly.
"Ahem-Brother Jinlang, I'm Sun Dayong!"
In the quiet live broadcast room, a hoarse and old voice clearly came into everyone's ears.
"Hahaha-"
After a moment of silence, a thunderous burst of laughter erupted in the live broadcast room.
"Master Lang, is this your little fan sister, are you sure it's not your second uncle?"
"Come on, Lao Tzu's stretcher team, honor guard, escort team, and brocade guards, all come out and discount the legs and head of the wheat order, and then throw it out to feed the dogs!"
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