"The big river flows eastward, the stars in the sky are in the Beidou Wow, hey, hey, hey, hey, He

Shi Jinlang was about to teach Maomao and the crocodile mother a lesson, but there was a call from Zhihai, and it was estimated that it was the 741 bar.

"741 bar spirit, why are you calling again?"

Shi Jinlang never thought that there would be someone else, because his number was down in arrears, and except for telecom customer service, no one else should be able to call in.

"Angry with you?" Sun Dayong's voice was stunned for a moment and said, "I'm not a bar spirit!" ”

"Huh—why are you?"

Hearing Sun Dayong's voice, Shi Jinlang was a little surprised.

"It's useless for you to block me, I've changed my number!" Sun Dayong said with a wicked laugh.

"That's not what I meant, I mean my mobile phone number is obviously out of arrears, how can you still call in?"

"Brother Jinlang, the phone bill was paid for by the elder brother out of his own pocket, and the elder brother also gave you an unlimited traffic package, which is at least hundreds of thousands a year!" Sun Dayong said bitterly: "Brother's salary for a year is only so much if you count the bonus, it's my brother who is sorry for you first, so even if I don't eat or drink for a year, I have to give you this package!" ”

"Okay, is this your number?"

"That's right, it's my brother's number!"

"Then I'll block it, goodbye!"

Shi Jinlang hung up the phone and pulled this number into the blacklist.

I want to buy Shi Jinlang with just a few hundred thousand, this Sun Dayong really doesn't treat Shi Jinlang as a person, even if Shi Jinlang is a rabbit now and not a person, you can at least give a cash, and there is a fart for charging the phone bill?

Shi Jinlang is a principled person, after Sun Dayong pitted him into a traverser, Jin Lang still hated him for the first two days, but now Shi Jinlang has gradually accepted the new identity of the rabbit, at least in the barren land, Shi Jinlang, the rabbit, is quite like a fish in water.

Having said so much, there is only one meaning, that is, it is okay to give money, but it is absolutely not okay to charge the phone bill!

"Boss, you look so handsome talking to yourself alone!" Mao Mao said with a smile.

"Handsome fart, like a pen!" The mother crocodile is straightforward and speaks whatever comes to mind.

"Why don't you two quarrel, if the quarrel can't solve the problem, then just do it!"

Looking at Maomao and the crocodile mother, one sitting on the ground, the other lying on the ground, looking at himself like a pen, Shi Jinlang snorted and said.

"Don't make any noise, don't make noise, I'm hungry!"

"That's right, the old lady doesn't dare to go to the toilet when she has diarrhea, for fear of waste!"

“...”

Shi Jinlang shook his head, then took out two roast turkeys from the Qiankun Belt and threw them to the monkey and the crocodile mother and said: "Eat, you two are originally IQ pigs, if you are hungry and not as good as pigs, the rabbit will be unlucky, the rabbit can accept teammates like pigs, and can't accept fools who are not as good as pigs!" ”

"As long as there is food, whatever the boss says is what it is!"

"That's right, what the rabbit says is what it is!"

These two roast turkeys are the survival of Cheng Yanjin in the Qiankun One Qi Belt, Shi Jinlang originally wanted to keep them and share them with Ah Li, but it seems that these two teasers are really hungry, so Shi Jinlang took them out and ate them without thinking about it.

After eating the roast turkey, Mao Mao patted his round belly and said, "It's the first time I've eaten so full!" ”

The mother crocodile looked at Shi Jinlang with a look of intent, and said, "Rabbit, is there anything else?" ”

"It's gone!" Shi Jinlang spread his paws and said, "If you want to eat, there are roast squirrels at home!" ”

"So what are you waiting for, let's go!"

When the mother crocodile heard that there was something to eat, she ran faster than a rabbit.

"There must still be people waiting in the old family, right?"

Shi Jinlang and Mao Mao walked behind, and Mao Mao suddenly asked.

"How do you know?"

"Orphans like us who have no father, no mother, and no one to rely on, are used to being home all over the world, and wherever they go, they are home, and they never go home!"

"In the future, Master Rabbit's home will be your home!"

Mao Mao was embarrassed when he said it, he grabbed the monkey and said something sour.

"I guess the one waiting for the boss to come home is the sister-in-law, right?"

"Sort of!"

Shi Jinlang smiled and quickened his pace to keep up with the crocodile mother in front.

"You guys get closer, I'll start a live broadcast and introduce you to the bunnies in the live broadcast room!"

"Boss, do you have sons at such a young age?"

"Not the sons, it's the grandchildren!" Shi Jinlang smiled and said: "This group of little rabbit cubs drives in Lao Tzu's live broadcast room every day, although it is very annoying, but Lao Tzu can't hear their voices and always feels that something is missing!" ”

"Since they're not the sons of rabbits, can they eat them?" The mother crocodile asked, dripping her tongue.

"The dead fat house is full of fat, don't you like oil?"

"No!"

。。。。。。

State-of-the-art research laboratory:

"This thief has blocked me again!"

Sun Dayong threw away the phone with a loveless expression.

"Dr. Sun, why don't you change the number and continue to play!" The female assistant suggested on the side.

"It's useless, knowing it's us, he'll still block it!"

Sun Dayong held his bitter gourd face, frowned and began to think about how to make Shi Jinlang accept the task.

"Dr. Sun, the live broadcast is back!"

When Sun Dayong heard this, he looked up and saw that three animals appeared in the live broadcast screen, with a rabbit in the middle, holding a monkey in his left hand and a crocodile in his right hand.

"This thief is like a fish in water, I'm afraid he has forgotten his identity as a human being!"

The rabbit smiled from ear to ear, and Sun Dayong's face was full of sorrow.

"Dr. Sun, look, the rabbit is connected to the human!"

Sun Dayong raised his head again, only to see the rabbit brushing the rabbit fur on his head, and said in a loud voice: "Ladies and gentlemen, please invite the first super rocket messenger in this live broadcast room, and the first guardian of the contemptible people, to speak on the rabbit's legs!" ”

"Hey, hey, hey—"

An obscene voice immediately sounded in the live broadcast room.

"I have two questions for me!"

"If you have any questions, just ask, Lang someone is in a good mood today, answering all kinds of questions online!"

"The first question is for the monkey, please ask Master Lang to help translate!"

"You say!"

"Just ask the monkey, is the person who sent the super rocket handsome?"

"The monkey said handsome, really handsome!"

"The second question is for the crocodile mother, do you think the person who sent the super rocket is handsome?"

"Mother Crocodile said it was in a bad mood and didn't want to answer the question!"

"Master Lang lied, the crocodile mother definitely didn't say that!"

"Are you sure you want to listen?"

"Listen, 100% listen!"

"Well, the crocodile mother's exact words are that this person seems to be a bad pen, telling him that his mother doesn't want to deal with him!"

“...”

"What kind of super rocket gift can you give to talk to the rabbit in the live broadcast?"

Seeing this, Sun Dayong's mind flashed, he looked back at the female assistant and said: "I don't know much about these trendy things for you young people, tell me if there is such a thing!" ”

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