The little Taoist pushed Xiucai away, rushed to the front of Qingcheng Daoist, pointed at him and scolded: "You are a magic stick." You set up an altar, and the altar is wrong; You ask God, the spell is wrong; You take Yu steps, and your footwork is wrong; You read the scriptures, and the scriptures are wrong; You drew the symbols, and the brushwork was wrong. From beginning to end, you haven't been right, you're not even a fancy shelf, it's a fake shelf. If it works, that's hell. ”

A young Taoist priest next to him said angrily: "Bold fanatics, you dare to slander my master." ”

The little Taoist sneered: "Slander? He rushed to the altar, pointed to the altar and said, "Look at this statue, you have to ask for Taoist Sanqing." But next to the statue of the god, what do you write, 'Yin and Yang gossip determines the world, and the sun, moon and stars show the heavens'. Wrong, it should be ......"

The little Taoist priest was about to explain it well, but unexpectedly, the Qingcheng Taoist priest glanced at the young Taoist priest next to him, and a Taoist priest shouted: "This kid is talking nonsense in front of the altar, which will anger the gods and cause disasters!" ”

When some folks heard this, they angered the gods and caused disasters, so is this worth it? So he shouted, "Run him away." ”

All the villagers shouted in unison: "Beat him away, beat him." ”

The little Taoist priest was dumbfounded.

Seeing countless fists, a few stinky shoes, and several broken tiles smashed towards him, the little Taoist priest couldn't tell the difference, grabbed the package with his left hand, and clenched the steamed bun with his right hand, and screamed "Ah", bent over, and pushed straight out with his head.

He yelled "ahh

This escape was not embarrassed, relying on his youth and a bit of kung fu foundation, he finally escaped.

Regardless of the rotten clothes, messy hair, and pain on his body, the little Taoist priest turned around and was about to scold, but he saw a burst of dogs barking, and several vicious dogs pounced on him with their teeth open.

"Mom!" The little Taoist priest screamed and fled desperately.

Helplessly, two feet couldn't run four legs after all, a vicious dog bit in the air, the little Taoist screamed, rushed forward, "hiss", and a large piece of his shirt was torn off.

After running a little more, another vicious dog bit in the air, and the little Taoist priest screamed again, and rushed forward, "hissing", and a large piece of his pants was torn off.

ran straight so that his eyes were black, and he was about to stop and fight with these vicious dogs when his eyes lit up and he found a big tree. He mustered up the last of his strength, screamed, jumped hard, and fell on the branch. It just so happened that a vicious dog pounced on him and was biting on his shoes, and with a "hiss" sound, even the last shoe was rotten.

The little Taoist priest hurriedly shrank his feet. Okay, now it's safe.

The vicious dogs refused to give up, and wandered around under the tree for a long time before reluctantly leaving.

The little Taoist priest jumped off the tree, looked himself up and down, only to feel sadness coming from it, and almost wanted to cry loudly.

What a "miserable" word, it's clear that it's not as good as a beggar!

Knowing this, he might as well go to Qingcheng Mountain with those six sluts. It is better to live desperately there than to be misunderstood by the foolish people, humiliated by the bad people, and bullied by the evil dogs like now.

Before he could be sad enough, the little Taoist priest felt a strong hunger rush over him. He was already hungry, and he was chased by vicious dogs for so far that there was only one thought left in his mind: Hungry, so hungry, I'm going to starve to death!

Where's the steamed bun? As long as you can eat it. The little Taoist priest hurriedly spread his right hand, only to see that his hand was empty, and he didn't know where to throw the half of the steamed bun for a long time.

No, I'm so hungry, I want to eat, I have to eat. The little Taoist priest opened his green eyes and looked around, no, there was nothing to eat.

His eyes were dazzled, and the little Taoist priest staggered forward a few steps, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

Steamed bread! Not far away, the half of the steamed bun was lying.

The little Taoist priest struggled to run over and pick it up, and there was a lot of mud on the steamed buns. Smell it again, a strong rancid smell.

Is this something that people eat? Pigs won't eat it. The little Taoist priest raised his hand and was about to throw it away, but his hand was halfway out, but he took it back.

It's not something that people eat, but they do. If you don't eat it yourself, you will really starve to death.

Looking at the half of the yellow, dried steamed buns in his hand, the little Taoist priest's tears couldn't help but flow. He shook his hands and wiped away the sludge. Then shake your hands and stuff them in your mouth.

Just as he was about to close his eyes and take a bite, the little Taoist priest suddenly heard a burst of laughter: "Haha, hahaha." ”

When I looked up, there was a Taoist priest standing in front of me. saw that he was long and jade, with bright eyebrows and starry eyes. Although he is young, as soon as he wears that robe to that station, he is really a fairy wind and bones, and he looks like a fairy among the gods.

But now this immortal Taoist priest is holding the dust in one hand and pointing at him with the other and laughing.

The little Taoist priest looked behind him, and his face suddenly turned red. I saw a rag fluttering in the wind on my buttocks, and the words were fluttering like a flag. And his little fart, which is white, is exposed to the outside, and it is dazzlingly white.

The little Taoist priest instinctively pressed his hand back, pressed the rag, and covered his ass. His action made the Taoist priest opposite laugh even more, and he bent down with laughter.

The Taoist priest laughed, bent over, and walked to the little Taoist priest with great difficulty, and then touched the bag behind his back, and there was an extra white-flour pancake in his hand.

The little Taoist priest couldn't care about covering his ass anymore, so he double* passed the white-faced pancake and bit it in one bite.

Fragrant, so fragrant, incomparably fragrant!

The old white noodles are fermented, fried in vegetable oil, and when you take a bite, you are happy like a fairy!

The little Taoist priest was gobbling it up, but he saw that the Taoist priest was laughing loudly, bending over, walking to the grass on the side with great difficulty, and then began to take off his robe.

The little Taoist priest was stunned: This person, can't he be a psychopath, right?

After the Taoist priest took off his robe, he laughed and fell on the grass. Laughing and rolling on the ground, one on the left, one on the right. Press your stomach and roll happily.

What is the shame of being thrown away to make people laugh like this? The little Taoist priest's face was blazing, and he couldn't care about eating the incomparably fragrant cake, so he directly covered his face with his hands and fled in embarrassment.

Hiding behind a tree, not caring about the danger of running out, the little Taoist priest took out his Taoist robe from the package and put it on. After finishing the dress, when he came out from behind the tree, he was wearing a red nine-beam scarf, a brown gossip robe, and cloud shoes. Three clear bells in the left hand, a copper coin sword in the right hand, a gossip mirror on the chest, and a good Taoist priest with a ghost stick behind him.

When the Taoist priest saw him, he didn't dare to look at him, and turned his head to laugh.

laughed so much that the little Taoist priest's brain was smoking, and when he wanted to slash him with a sword, the Taoist priest stopped laughing and stepped forward and arched his hand: "Fusheng Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable." Taoist friends are compassionate, not only Tianxuanzi, but have seen Taoist friends. ”

The little Taoist priest bowed his hand and saluted back: "You are merciful! After learning from Tianyizi, I have seen my senior brother! ”