09 What will happen when the tiger falls to Pingyang

East Village, Li Xiucai's home.

A middle-aged woman was sitting on the ground crying, "Oh my cub, baby cub, why did you hit a ghost?" If something happens to you, what should I do, what should I do, what should I do with Lao Li's family. ”

There was a circle of villagers around him, and they were persuading him one after another.

The wooden door "squeaked", and a thin man in a talent robe walked out and said angrily: "What are you doing sitting on the ground?" Insulting Sven, insulting Sven. ”

The woman was furious, jumped up, pointed at Xiucai and scolded, "Don't you dislike me?" Do you want to take a break? You're going to take a break. ”

She was scolding happily, and a voice in her ear said timidly, "This aunt, may I ask?" ”

The woman turned around sharply and said angrily, "Ask, ask you how big you are!" ”

She turned around so suddenly, and suddenly yelled, which startled the little Taoist. The little Taoist priest couldn't help but take a few steps back, barely squeezed out a smile and asked, "Excuse me, is this a ghost?" ”

The woman was even angrier, puffed up her chest and forced up: "Why, you little rabbit cub wants to see our jokes." What if you hit a ghost? ”

The little Taoist clapped his hands and said with great joy: "Great! ”

That's great? The woman was furious, and went to find something to get her hands on. When the little Taoist priest saw that the opportunity was not good, he wanted to run away, but he had no choice but to "gurgle" in his stomach. In the midst of this hesitation, he saw the woman lift up a large bench, and raise it above her head with a scream, and was about to smash it.

In a hurry, the little Taoist priest shouted: "I am a Taoist priest, I can catch ghosts." ”

The woman was stunned, threw away the bench, pointed at the little Taoist priest and laughed: "Where did you come from, the turtle son, look at your thin skin and tender meat, like a woman, you said that you are a rabbit and the old lady I still believe it, say that you are a ghost hunter Taoist, I bah!" ”

The surrounding folks also laughed.

The little Taoist priest was ashamed and angry: "I am really a Taoist priest, my Taoist name is Tianyizi, I studied under the Tianyi faction, and my master is Qingyun Zhenren." ”

The woman waved her hand: "It doesn't matter what you don't care about, get out, where you come from and where you go." ”

Xiao Daoist was anxious: "I am really a Taoist, our Tianyi faction specializes in ghost hunting, and I am well-known in the world." ”

Na Xiucai came out of the crowd: "Little brother, you said that you are a Taoist priest, do you have a certificate?" ”

"Yes!" The little Taoist priest thought for a while, took out the copper coin sword from the package and handed it over.

Xiucai took it and took a closer look: "This copper coin is a real bronze coin, and each one is very old." This sword is worth a lot of money. Little brother, I believe in you. It's just that our family has invited Qingcheng Daoist. Count the hours, and it's time for him to come. If you don't bother the two masters, you won't trouble the little brother. ”

"Ahh The little Taoist priest was dumbfounded: "Master Xiucai, why don't you let me give it a try." ”

The woman next to him said, "Try it, give him a few pennies if it is useful, but if it is useless, hehe, I will use a broom to drive him away." ”

Xiucai thought about it, so a large group of people entered the small courtyard. In the middle of the courtyard lay his son under the sun.

The little Taoist priest raised his sword fingers, silently recited the formula, pointed a little to the center of his eyebrows, looked at it, and was immediately disappointed.

It's just a ghost, it's just a small problem, and a magic talisman can be solved.

How can you use cinnabar yellow paper for such a simple talisman as the evil talisman, the little Taoist priest directly condensed his luck, turned into a talisman, slapped Xiucai's son on the forehead, and then clapped his palm and said, "Okay." ”

"That's it!" The woman was furious: "If you don't open the altar and don't invite God, just draw a few times like this, and then say it's okay." You turtle son, dare to play the old lady. ”

The little Taoist priest saw that the villagers around him were all sneering, and even Xiucai shook his head and sighed, and couldn't help but be anxious: "It's really good." In half an hour at most, your son will surely wake up, and there will be absolutely no trouble. If it doesn't work for half an hour, you use it, and you hit me on the head with a broom. ”

The woman was about to start scolding, when she heard a shout outside, "Daoist Qingcheng is here", so she glared at the little Taoist priest fiercely, and trotted out with a big fat buttocks.

Hulala, the people in the courtyard ran away all at once, leaving only the little Taoist priest standing there alone, and said aggrievedly: "It's really good!" ”

After a while, a large group of people came in with a Taoist priest. The Taoist priest was dressed in a Taoist robe, holding a whisk in his hand, and there were several young Taoist priests waiting on the left and right, presumably it must be the Qingcheng Taoist.

When Daoist Qingcheng saw the little Taoist, he snorted coldly: "Is it a shame to be a young man to swagger and deceive everywhere?" ”

The little Taoist priest was furious and wanted to refute it, but no one paid attention to him. The crowd was overwhelming, and in a short time he was pushed to the very edge.

Qingcheng Daoist did not delay, he was busy, opening the altar again, inviting God, and doing the law. For a while, I saw the smoke of cigarettes and the sound of bells and cymbals, so it was not lively.

The villagers praised one after another: "This Qingcheng Taoist is really worthy of his name, and at first glance he is a person with real skills." It's not like that little liar, who just clicks with his hand and says it's okay, and it's better to deceive people and not deceive. ”

After being lively for half an hour, Qingcheng Daoist Taomu Sword pointed and shouted, "Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law", and then breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Okay." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Xiucai's son say "um" a few times, and sat up blankly.

Daoist Qingcheng was obviously stunned for a moment, and then stroked his beard and smiled, looking very complacent.

The woman was overjoyed, pounced on his son, tore her throat and cried, "Son, good boy, you woke up, you scared your mother to death." ”

The onlookers were all amazed: "This Qingcheng Dao Chang is so powerful!" "Sure enough, it lives up to its name." "Yes, yes!"

The little Taoist priest couldn't bear it anymore, he squeezed over, and shouted: "This Taoist priest is a liar, so it's all showmanship, and it's useless at all." That kid didn't hit a ghost, but he ran into an evil spirit, and was awakened by the evil charm I cast. ”

The Qingcheng Daoist just looked at him and sneered silently. Xiucai on the side hurriedly persuaded: "Little brother, don't make trouble here, go out." ”

The little Taoist priest hurriedly said: "As I said before, your son will definitely wake up and return to normal in half an hour at most." Now that half an hour has just passed, he will naturally wake up, and it has nothing to do with this Taoist chief, he will wake up if he doesn't come. ”

Na Xiucai said: "You are not authentic in this future life, and you take the credit of others as your own. Okay, okay, I still have half a steamed bun here, you can take it back and eat it. ”

As he spoke, Xiucai took out half of the yellow, dried steamed bun from his arms, stuffed it into the little Taoist priest's hand, and pushed him to go out.

The little Taoist priest held back his shame and indignation, and said secretly: "The foolish people in the countryside don't care about them. Thinking like this, I felt a little better, and I prepared to leave this place.

Unexpectedly, Qingcheng Daoist sneered: "At a young age, you can only bring shame on yourself as a result. ”

This sentence is tantamount to adding fuel to the fire, and the little Taoist priest exploded all at once.