The little Taoist priest said with a bitter face: "Ruoxue, I haven't thought about that question just now. Otherwise, I'll give you a reply later. ”

Xu Ruoxue's eyes glared: "Go, there is only one chance, and if you choose, you can't regret it." If you dare to repent, hum, even if you divorce me, I will turn you into a eunuch and let that be widowed! ”

The little Taoist priest frowned, and said with a straight face: "Ruoxue, you are a woman's family, don't get dirty." A cheap woman on the left, a eunuch on the right, this sounds very disliked! ”

Since growing up, how has anyone ever reprimanded himself like this? Xu Ruoxue was about to get angry, but looking at the serious expression of the little Taoist, she couldn't help but feel empty in her heart, bowed her head and said, "I know." ”

After speaking, she didn't forget to explain: "Actually, I don't usually swear." I was really angry last night, so I would say that, and I will never do it again in the future. ”

Seeing her soft, the little Taoist priest was overjoyed, took her hand and said softly: "Well, this is my good wife." ”

As soon as the words "good wife" came into her ears, Xu Ruoxue's heart was sweet, and she only felt that this evaluation was a thousand times better than what "the second beauty in the rivers and lakes" and what "peerless woman" sounded ten thousand times better. For a while, she only felt fluttering, and couldn't help but shout: "Husband." ”

The little Taoist priest replied, "Hey", and took her into his arms.

Under the sun, this pair of men and women who have been together for less than a month have become relatives in a daze, but have never had a cave room, and at this moment, they finally found some feelings of a small couple.

After getting on the road again, Xu Ruoxue was a lot gentler, there was always a hint of chuckle in her eyebrows and eyes, and she couldn't find a trace of domineering on her body.

turned a fierce and domineering peerless woman into an empathetic, shy and lovely little wife, and the pride in the heart of the little Taoist priest is simply indescribable. It feels like conquering the world!

Two days later, they arrived in Puzhou. The little Taoist priest rented a single courtyard in the inn and rested with Xu Ruoxue.

As soon as the courtyard door was closed, the little Taoist priest couldn't wait to take Xu Ruoxue into his arms, and the two were not sweet and affectionate for a while.

After washing away the dust, the little Taoist priest ordered a pot of tea and sat in the courtyard to taste it. Halfway through the tea, Xu Ruoxue sat down shyly.

When the little Taoist priest saw it, his eyes were straight. Xu Ruoxue is a stunning beauty, at this time, her face is shy, shy and charming, and the wetness on the temples and between her eyes makes the little Taoist immediately dry and irritable!

The little Taoist priest eagerly held Xu Ruoxue's hand: "Madam, go into the room with your husband!" ”

Xu Ruoxue's face was red, she lowered her head and said angrily: "You are a dead Taoist priest, you are 'husband' and 'wife' at this time, it is still early, what are you doing with you in the room?" ”

The little Taoist priest couldn't help but itch: "Madam, what is there to sit in this courtyard, and you can't appreciate the moon." Let's go into the room, I want to be a husband and appreciate the beauty. ”

Xu Ruoxue would not be blindly shy, she glanced at the little Taoist: "Dead Taoist, do some bad thoughts." I don't think you want to appreciate beauties, you want to taste them. ”

The little Taoist priest smiled shyly: "Madame understands me." Madame has a good taste, she has been hungry for her husband for 18 years, and she wants to eat happily! ”

Seeing that Xu Ruoxue was still squirming, he couldn't hold it back, and pulled him into the room while begging softly. Xu Ruoxue was originally a heroine, but at this time, she seemed to have been hit by "cartilage scatter", not to mention that her internal strength was exhausted, and her body was still soft as mud, so she was half-pushed on the spot and pulled into the room by him.

The little Taoist priest was ecstatic, and eagerly went to close the door, but the door was closed, but unexpectedly, a soft call came from outside the small courtyard: "Brother Taoist." ”

The little Taoist priest's full mind was poured with cold water on the head of this basin, and countless residual smoke came out.

I'll go! Aunt Rou'er, you didn't show up two days ago, why did you always show up at this juncture? At such a critical moment, you have done a good thing to me. Rou'er, you're not well-behaved, you're so bad.

The little Taoist priest wanted to cry without tears, and when he heard Rou'er call a few more times outside, he had no choice but to open the door.

Xu Ruoxue sat on the bed with infinite shyness, and was extremely nervous and looking forward to what happened next, but when she saw that the little Taoist priest opened the door again and went out of the room.

Xu Ruoxue was surprised and asked, "Husband, what are you doing?" ”

The little Taoist priest stiffened and didn't dare to look back, he smiled dryly: "Ruoxue, I suddenly thought that the pot of tea outside has not been finished yet." That tea is an authentic Biluochun, fragrant and pleasant, worth three taels of silver, but it can't be wasted in vain. I'll go to taste tea first, Ruoxue, you wait a minute, wait a minute. ”

Xu Ruoxue was puzzled in her heart, and just now she was in a hurry, and pulled people in. Now that he is in bed, he suddenly pretended to be a righteous gentleman and became a literati!

Could it be? The woman came. Thinking like this, Xu Ruoxue was suddenly furious. She was patient and asked tentatively: "Husband, don't you want to be a beauty?" This beauty is not outside the house! ”

As soon as these delicate words were said, the little Taoist priest stumbled and almost fell to the ground. He complained bitterly in his heart: Aunt Xu, don't be so smart, it's okay, life is in the world, it's rare to be confused!

He stood firm, but saw that Rou'er was standing in front of him, with a look of suspicion.

The little Taoist priest wanted to die, and he whispered: "Good Rou'er, good Rou'er, Brother Taoist is in a hurry, you will come back tomorrow night, okay?" ”

Rou'er is not stupid, through the door, she saw the fierce woman sitting on the bed and suddenly becoming amorous. Her mouth just pouted, and tears rolled down.

Hearing him speak in a low voice, Xu Ruoxue was sure, she was furious, so she went to get the Blood Sea Sword, but a thought suddenly came out of her mind. Xu Ruoxue smiled coldly, she took a deep breath, took a deep breath, and then continued to say delicately: "Husband, didn't you say that tonight is the night of candles in your cave room?" The so-called Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, what is a pot of tea worth three taels of silver? Husband, I'm waiting for you in bed for my wife! ”

The little Taoist priest was about to cry, he choked up and said, "Ruoxue, how can you cave a room without candles?" Next time, next time, let's not rush. ”

Next time? Hell next time. Xu Ruoxue dodged and appeared behind the little Taoist. Then he "grabbed the clouds", and when he turned around, he hooked the little Taoist priest in his arms and put him on the table.

Xu Ruoxue's eyes flashed with cold light, but her mouth was extremely gentle: "Husband, but I can't wait for my wife!" ”

After speaking, she lowered her head and took the initiative to kiss the little Taoist.

The little Taoist priest was stupid, and he forgot to taste the tenderness in his mouth. Rou'er was even more stupid, and even forgot to fall the tears in her eyes.

After coming back to his senses, the little Taoist priest quickly broke free, this time he really cried, he cried: "Ruoxue, please, Rou'er is here, she is watching from the side." Let's not do that, okay? ”

Xu Ruoxue sneered, she looked behind her: "Roujing County Lord, although you are a dignified county lord." But don't forget, I'm in front of the church, and you're married. According to the law of etiquette, I am a wife, and you are a concubine. ”

"Now, my husband and I want a cave house, and if the county lord of Roujing is interested, he can learn about it. I'm very generous in this main room, I won't mind. Haha, haha. ”

Crazy, this woman is completely crazy!

How dare the little Taoist priest let her succeed, if this is the case, his Rou'er sister will be scattered by the angry soul. The little Taoist priest rolled to the ground and fled out of the courtyard with a rolling belt.

But how could he escape, Xu Ruoxue flew up, just a little light, the little Taoist felt numb all over his body, and fell to the ground softly.

Xu Ruoxue said with a smile: "County Lord Roujing, I'm sorry, my husband's innocence, I want it first." ”

Laughing, Xu Ruoxue picked up the little Taoist priest and strode into the house.

The little Taoist priest had tears in his eyes, he looked at the lost soul of Rou'er, and cried and said, "Rou'er, I'm sorry, I'm useless, I can't beat her." Rou'er, you go out, don't look, don't look. ”

He begged, "Ruoxue, please don't do this, don't do it in front of Rou'er, okay?" That's so cruel, you can't be so cruel! ”

The hateful mother-in-law is indifferent!

When the door was slowly closed, the little Taoist priest kept reaching out to Rou'er's hand, and weakly, softened.

At the end of the sight, it was Rou'er who knelt on the ground and cried loudly!

"Bang", the little Taoist priest was thrown on the bed, and his body bounced twice.

Xu Ruoxue smiled proudly, tore it hard, and then shook it violently, and the Taoist robe on the little Taoist priest was split in half and slipped off the window.

"Don't! Rouer. The little Taoist priest suddenly exclaimed. As soon as Xu Ruoxue turned around, she saw a wine glass floating in the air inexplicably, about to smash it at her. Xu Ruoxue snorted coldly, and the Blood Sea Sword was about to be unsheathed.

"Don't! Snow. The little Taoist priest was so frightened that he hugged Xu Ruoxue and begged.

Xu Ruoxue saw that the teacup was still hanging there, she was furious and sneered: "You want to see it, don't you?" Then you just take your time! ”

……

In the sound of "tearing", the grief-stricken voice of the little Taoist priest came from the room:

"Ruoxue, you can't do this, don't!"

"Rou'er, go out, don't look!"

……

It's dawn!

The little Taoist priest woke up.

Xu Ruoxue snuggled in his arms, still with a little flushed face, endless satisfaction and endless happiness.

Looking at the endlessly beautiful body beside him, how could the little Taoist priest who had tasted it for the first time be able to bear it, and couldn't help but lean down.

So after a while, "Husband, don't, I, I can't stand it." ”

"Hmph, who was so fierce last night, who had to be on it?"

"It's the husband who is the most violent, and the husband will be on it in the future."

Seeing the peerless woman begging for mercy one by one, the little Taoist priest could only reluctantly let go, and the two got dressed, and the natural scenery was beautiful during the period.

After getting out of bed, the little Taoist priest thought to himself proudly: "Go, no matter what kind of peerless woman she is, she will not be defeated by my crotch!" ”

"Pitifully, I had two rejoicing, but it seemed to be forced. But all, hehe, turn defeat into victory! ”

"The last time it was He Rou'er, it also changed from passive to active, killing her so much that her soul was scattered."

"This time, He Ruoxue also went from being ridden to riding, killing her so much that she lost her armor."

"This Yang Body is really a woman's nemesis and a man's lucky star, don't want it if it's easy to use."

"Hey, this life is really satisfying!"

The little Taoist priest who was satisfied suddenly thought of something, and his face immediately changed greatly.

I'll go, Rou'er! Rouer!

He hurriedly rushed out of the house, the sun was shining outside, and naturally there was no trace of the beauty.

But under the eaves, the little Taoist priest saw two lines of crooked words:

The broken intestine is at the end of the world, and Xiao Lang is a passerby from now on!