162 Ah! You are, little white tiger
With a sharp turn of thought, the little Taoist priest said cautiously: "She scolded you, and scolded you for being a fierce woman." ”
"That's it?" Xu Ruoxue asked suspiciously.
The little Taoist priest nodded desperately.
Xu Ruoxue returned her sword to the sheath and stood there calmly: "Cheap woman, listen to me, you are a prodigal who is not ashamed or impatient, and goes in the waves." ”
I'll go, the little Taoist priest is so frightened that he wants to plug this poisonous mouth, but where can he get to the side of the woman.
Rou'er's soul body shook for a while, and she was so angry that she almost lost her soul. She trembled and trembled for a long time, and suddenly a sentence came out of her mouth: "You can also listen to me, fierce woman, you are a slut who is used to stealing men." ”
I'll go, this, this, Rou'er will still say this? This is what bastard said, but it stained Rou'er's ears.
As soon as Xu Ruoxue saw the little Taoist priest's stunned appearance, she knew that the female ghost must have cursed something terrible. She was furious, and with a "clang" sound, the Blood Sea Sword was put on the neck of the little Taoist priest again: "Say, what did she scold?" ”
The sweat on the little Taoist's forehead, it was dripping down vigorously, and he cried with a sad face: "Aunt Xu, you know that what she said is not a good thing, you can't hear it, forget it, why bother to say it." Aren't you looking for scolding yourself? ”
Xu Ruoxue gritted her teeth: "No, if you don't say it, what I'm thinking about is the most ruthless, vicious and disgusting swear words, I won't be able to stand it, and I want to kill people." Dead Taoist, do you want me to kill someone? ”
That's fine, too! The little Taoist priest wanted to cry without tears, so he had to say, "She scolded you for being a bad woman." ”
"That's it?" Xu Ruoxue asked suspiciously.
The little Taoist priest nodded desperately again.
Rou'er was angry, she was furious, and cried: "Brother Taoist, it's not like this." Woo, you bullied Rou'er, Rou'er ignored you. ”
But let Rou'er cry so much that the pear blossoms brought rain, and the little Taoist priest just ignored it.
Seeing Xu Ruoxue triumphantly there, Rou'er was so angry that she was going crazy. Suddenly, as if she had thought of something, she picked up two weeds and spelled a big "X" in a clearing.
Don't! This time it was the little Taoist's turn to cry. Rou'er, you're not well-behaved, you're so bad.
When Xu Ruoxue saw it, the seven-trick smoked: "You lie to me, dead Taoist, you dare to lie to me!" She obviously didn't scold me like this, what did she scold, say! ”
I'll go, and I won't let go of them one by one. Okay, if you want to scold, let the two of you scold enough. For a while, the little Taoist priest was also angry, so he said: "She scolded you for being a slut who is used to stealing men." ”
Xu Ruoxue looked up to the sky and roared: "Okay, scold well." Cheap woman, listen to me, don't be there, let your stinky private* crooked bones open the door to tens of thousands of people, donkeys, dogs, stinky farts! ”
The little Taoist priest was about to spurt out a mouthful of blood. God, earth, obviously there are two stunning beauties, one is a human, the other is a ghost, this person still can't understand what the ghost says, but even so, this person and a ghost can still scold each other like this?
I'll go, that's okay? Is there any heavenly reason in this world?
This scolded too harshly, and Rou'er couldn't understand it. But the more I don't understand, the more I think about it, and the more I think about it, the more ruthless I feel. The more she felt ruthless, the more angry she became, and she was so angry that she tore her hair, screamed, and jumped around like a rabbit.
Rou'er wanted to find a more ruthless sentence, but she couldn't find it. She was even more angry, and there was a fire in her heart that wanted to rise to the sky, wanting to burn her to ashes!
Suddenly, Rou'er shouted, "The slave knows." ”
She pointed at Xu Ruoxue, viciously, and spit out three words.
These three words are like three thunders, and the little Taoist priest is thundered, which is called a charred skin and tender meat!
Xu Ruoxue only saw that the little Taoist priest looked at herself extremely strangely and strangely, and then began to laugh wildly. After laughing a few times, he felt that something was wrong and covered his mouth tightly. But I can't cover it with one hand, so I have two hands. But he couldn't cover it with both hands, so he fell to the ground and rolled!
Xu Ruoxue was furious, and picked up the little Taoist priest who was rolling on the ground, and asked hoarsely, "What did she scold?" Say! ”
The little Taoist priest couldn't suppress it any longer, he laughed like crazy, laughing like a fish jumping around in Xu Ruoxue's hands. made Xu Ruoxue so angry, if it weren't for the residual sense to remind her that this person was her husband, Xu Ruoxue would have used the cloud and light wind ten times!
Feeling the murderous aura, the little Taoist priest used all his perseverance before finally stopping his laughter. He closed his eyes and didn't dare to look at Xu Ruoxue, for fear that if he was not careful, he would laugh out loud again.
Xu Ruoxue gritted her teeth and asked, "Say, what did she scold?" ”
The little Taoist would rather die than give in: "I won't say anything if I kill him." ”
As he spoke, he gritted his teeth, stretched out his fist sharply, and with all his strength, punched himself in the forehead. It was suddenly dark in front of him, and he managed to faint.
But the little Taoist priest had just fainted, and his head was cold, and he woke up again. When he opened his eyes, Xu Ruoxue was pouring water on his head with a kettle.
The water is very cold, and the air around Xu Ruoxue is even colder than water! This woman is on the verge of losing control.
The little Taoist priest looked around again, and Rou'er, who was still shouting those three words like crazy, had two lines of tears in his eyes.
Crazy, all crazy!
He lowered his head and said, "She said, she said, you are,"
Using all his courage, the little Taoist priest shouted loudly: "She said that you are the little white tiger." ”
Small, small, little white tiger? These three words are like three thunderbolts, blowing Xu Ruoxue up, and her soul flies out of the sky!
She was stupid, stunned, and stunned, the biggest, deepest, and most shameful secret in her life was exposed! It's still the one who shouldn't be known the most.,Know!
No wonder this dead Taoist priest looked at himself so strangely; No wonder the dead Taoist priest laughed so wildly; No wonder, this dead Taoist priest was still secretly looking between his legs when he laughed!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
The little Taoist priest looked at Xu Ruoxue, who was standing there stupidly, and suddenly seemed to have no soul, and his heart was suddenly terrified, and he desperately glanced at Rou'er. Rou'er is not stupid after all, and runs away as fast as she can.
She escaped in time!
Just listened, after a scream that pierced Yunxiao, Xu Ruoxue exploded!
I saw that the dim moonlight was completely covered by the dazzling silver white at this moment. This silver white is Xu Ruoxue's sword light. In just a few breaths, this large area was filled with a large area of sword light, and there was not a single leak, not a single seam!
After an instantaneous outburst, Xu Ruoxue put away her sword, her face was full of abnormal flushing, and she asked coldly, "Is she dead?" ”
The little Taoist priest was completely frightened by Xu Ruoxue's arrogance, and he was stunned, and after hearing this question, he subconsciously shook his head.
Xu Ruoxue immediately jumped up, but when she saw the wind and grass, she immediately sprinkled a sword light. With that kind of momentum, I saw that the little Taoist priest sweated a lot for Rou'er.
After a long time, the exhausted Xu Ruoxue came back. When he came back, he didn't say a word, and fell to sleep. The little Taoist priest naturally didn't dare to disturb her.
On the second day, the two were silently packing their bags. Xu Ruoxue had been silent, seemed to hesitate for a long time, and after struggling for a long time, a sentence suddenly appeared: "Dead Taoist, have you divorced me?" ”
The little Taoist priest was shocked: "You caught a cold last night?" Fever talking nonsense? ”
Xu Ruoxue didn't look at him, turned around and said, "Isn't this what you want?" In this way, you will only have one wife, and you can stay with your female ghost sister in peace and open. ”
The little Taoist priest frowned: "Ruoxue, what are you talking about?" Is it a human thing to divorce a wife without a reason? ”
Xu Ruoxue ignored him and said to herself: "That little goblin is indeed beautiful, has a gentle temperament, and is still the daughter of the country's family, which is your good match." Unlike me, I'm impulsive, rude, and still a damn little white tiger. ”
"White Tiger Kefu, I take it for granted that you divorce, don't be embarrassed. I'll tell my dad that I don't want you anymore, and they'll never trouble you. After returning to Qingcheng, I will never marry, and you don't have to worry about wearing a green hat. So, how nice it is for you! ”
"You don't have to be pretentious here. You get out, from now on, live and live with your female ghost sister, and go happily! ”
In the end, Xu Ruoxue couldn't help crying.
Only then did the little Taoist priest understand why she was like this? He sighed, walked behind Xu Ruoxue, hugged her into his arms, and comforted her softly: "Ruoxue, I don't believe what Bai Hu Kefu said. ”
"Really?" Xu Ruoxue raised her teary eyes, shook her head and said, "I know you lied to me, you don't have to lie to me, everyone says so, everyone!" ”
"When I was very young, I had an older sister who took good care of me, she was born very beautiful and gentle, and the men in the sword sect wanted to marry her. Later, a senior brother married her, but after the cave house, he had a black face, and since then he has ignored her, and he will not say anything when others ask him. Half a year later, the senior brother traveled down the mountain, was plotted by the enemy, and died. ”
Half a year later, another senior brother married her. The senior brother in the back was very good to her, and others said that she was bitter and sweet. Unexpectedly, after only a year of recovery, this senior brother became seriously ill and died again. ”
When everyone in the Sword Sect was talking, this sister stood up and said that she was the White Tiger, the White Tiger Kefu, and she was her husband, and after she finished speaking, she committed suicide by throwing herself into the river! That's it, dead. ”
"In Qingcheng County under the mountain, there is a widow who was widowed at a young age, and the people in the county say that she is a white tiger girl. There was a prodigal son who tried to make her beautiful and touched her body, but in less than two months, she was hacked to death on the street. From then on, the men did not dare to pass through her door. She was beautiful, but no man dared to enter at night when the door was wide open. She couldn't stand it anymore and hanged herself. ”
"Dead Daoist, I never dared to let anyone know about this, but now that you know, it's okay, I don't want to kill you. Let's go! ”
"Fool," the little Taoist priest said with a smile, "I really don't believe in this matter of White Tiger Kefu. ”
Xu Ruoxue trembled violently: "I said, you don't need to lie to me, and you don't need to sympathize with me." ”
The little Taoist priest hugged her tighter: "It's true." I once asked Master, and Master said it was nonsense. Although my master didn't say much, he was definitely right. Ruoxue, even if everyone in the world says White Tiger Kefu, as long as my master says that it is not credible, then I will resolutely not believe it! ”
Xu Ruoxue looked at him in a daze, and suddenly smiled: "So, Dead Daoist, you really won't divorce me?" ”
"Never!" The little Taoist priest said categorically.
"Good!" Xu Ruoxue jumped up, she was immediately radiant, from a sick and resentful woman to a vibrant Xu woman.
With a "Zheng" sound, the blood sea sword was unsheathed, and Xu Nuxia said murderously: "Since my husband will not stop me, then that will die!" Dare to offend me like that, hum. ”
"Wife, one is enough, the other, hehe."
The little Taoist priest looked at her blankly, only feeling dizzy.
He found that he seemed to have made the wrong decision.