At the beginning of the new year, everyone is busy. Graphic novels or something, it's the lowest time period. But "Selling Abduction" unexpectedly became popular on Weibo and the circle of friends, which many people did not expect.

The story is short, so you can read it all at once. And after reading it, those who understand the stalk will naturally understand some of the jokes, and those who don't understand the stalk can also experience their own fun from the story.

Not long after Ximen Qing sent out this short comic, he received a call from the editorial department Gou Yue.

"Editor Gou, Happy New Year."

"Happy New Year, Teacher Qing'er, just call me editor," Gou Yue said on the other end of the phone, "Actually, I called to find you for something." ”

"Something? Are you still at work on the first day of the Lunar New Year? Simon couldn't help but sigh, the social animal is really pitiful.

"Actually, it's like this......"

Gou Yue roughly explained the situation, and it turned out that Ximen Qing's cartoon was seen by a sketch actor on Xia Kong City TV Station. This sketch actor is very famous, the kind that has been on the Spring Festival Gala, this time Xia Kong TV invited him to participate in the Lantern Festival Gala, and he had already prepared a program.

But after reading Ximen Qing's comics, he temporarily changed his mind and hoped to perform "Selling Abduction". For this reason, he contacted the SQUAT editorial department, and then Gou Yue contacted Ximen Qing.

"Okay, no problem." Ximen Qing is now eager to sell a wave of copyrights. lost the money for the ship, she is now so poor that she wants to gnaw on the bark, the actor made a generous move and directly gave 100,000 yuan in copyright fees, she has no reason not to agree.

discussed the general matter with Gou Yue, and Ximen Qing handed over the matter to the editorial department to deal with. It just so happened that Song Yunwu came over at this time, and saw her lying on the sofa like a salted fish, with her legs still on the coffee table, and couldn't help but say: "People are coming soon, you either go back to the room and stay, or don't be like this." ”

"The people who are talking about men and women?" Ximen Qing suddenly thought of a little, "It's already my limit to let your brother enter the door, but I don't want other men to enter the house." ”

Song Yunwu looked at her strangely: "Aren't Holland and Luna Jones also men?" I didn't see how you have an opinion? ”

"Isn't there anything I can't do with Jones's kid, eight murderers, can you try one?" Ximen Qing stretched out his hands, "As for Huo Lan, I treat him as a dog, and the words of a male dog are still acceptable." ”

Song Yunwu only felt that there was no fuck and said. The dignified European wolf king was actually treated as a dog by her, which is really pitiful.

"Don't worry, I'm bringing female soldiers."

"It's a sister paper!?" Ximen Qing suddenly became interested, "Is it beautiful?" Big breasts? ”

She suddenly remembered those overlord flowers, military flowers, police flowers and the like in the TV series, which is called a sexy one.

"Uh-huh," Song Yunwu nodded, "They're all older than me anyway." ”

"Bigger than you?" Simon Qing was surprised.

The charter wife's breasts are not small, there is E, and she is bigger than her, isn't that a meat bullet?

"Hey~"

Ding Dong –

The doorbell rang, and Song Yunwu hurriedly went over to open the door.

"It's coming, it's coming."

As soon as the door opened, Ximen Qing heard a neat "Happy New Year Instructor" in the living room.

is worthy of being a soldier, this roar is full of anger.

And then...... Ximen Qing saw four "sister papers" about the same height as her walking in a row.

The reason why they put quotation marks on the sister paper is because when they enter the house and take off their coats, they reveal a pair of arms like Billy Harrington, the muscles, the lines, and the arms are thicker than Simon Qing's thighs!

The most eye-catching thing is naturally their breasts, the charter lady is not lying, and they are indeed all bigger than her. But where is the cushion, it's just a few pieces of granite!

The hard one can't be called a at all, that's muscles!

"I ......" Ximen Qing only felt a mouthful of old blood pouring up, this is really a dog.

The four female soldiers were still very detached when they entered the door, and they just stood there and did not sit down. Seeing this, Song Yunwu said to them: "Just sit down, you're welcome, that guy on the sofa is my roommate, don't bother with her." ”

"Yes!"

Sure enough, he was a soldier, and these four people replied as if they were one person, too neat.

Simon looked at them curiously, and suddenly found that although they seemed to be sitting on chairs, they were actually squatting, and their butts were still a little away from the stool.

"Hey, aren't you tired like this?" Ximen Qing couldn't help but ask.

One of the female soldiers replied: "Get used to it, don't get tired." ”

Simon Qing asked again: "Is this all what she asked you to do?" ”

"Yes, we've been following the instructor's instructions all these years and taking every time to build muscle."

"Muscles?" Ximen Qing subconsciously glanced at Song Yunwu in the kitchen, this guy can't train his own muscles, so he gave this set of Amway to others?

"Excuse me, how many people did she bring back then? Is everyone as muscular as you? ”

The female soldier said: "Of course, there are 30 people in our platoon, all of whom are positive under the guidance of the instructor and devote themselves to the exercise of muscles, only muscles are everything." ”

As they spoke, they also showed off their biceps. This scene can be said to be quite philosophical.

Ximen Qing opened his mouth wide and was speechless in surprise.

How did the charter wife do it? It's as if these people have been brainwashed by a cult. Is this muscle so terrifying?

"Come, drink tea," Song Yunwu walked over with a tray in his hand, "What are you talking about?" ”

Ximen Qing hurriedly grabbed her and asked, "Hey, are you the devil?" How did you train people to look like that? ”

"How beautiful is that?" Song Yunwu disagreed, "Don't you think the lines of this muscle, this hard texture, are you very beautiful?" ”

As she spoke, she touched the arm of a female soldier, her eyes full of envy: "If only I could train such muscles." ”

"Don't! Don't think about it! Thinking of the muscular appearance under the charter woman's head, Ximen Qing suddenly shuddered.

That's horrible!

Song Yunwu ignored her, turned to the group of female soldiers and said, "Since you're here, then I'll try your skills and come to the courtyard." ”

The pool water was not let go and is now frozen. However, the ice is not too thick, and it can easily break if you are not careful.

Song Yunwu was on such an ice layer and started a sparring with four female soldiers.

A punch and a kick are full of strength, and at the same time to ensure that the ice under your feet does not break, which can be said to be quite a test of strength.

Looking at their hard-core style of fighting, Ximen Qing only felt that these people were like they came out of the JOJO comics.