"No way!"

"Non-existent."

"Think about what Brother Hot Dog said in the first place, right?"

"Teacher, I love you! Lick it by the way. ”

"Front row, rush to change! Blow the roots! ”

"Teacher, you dance so beautifully, why don't you dance more?"

"I have a lot of wine at home, do you want to come to my house to drink a little?"

……

Ximen Qing has never bought zombie fans, these 500,000 are almost all real fans, and they are not the kind that have been saved over the years, she has only been on Weibo for a month, and her activity is very high. That's why she only sent it out for half a minute, and a large message had already appeared below.

But who are they? Grab the front row, lick the dog, blow the root, and there are still those who want to trick her into getting her drunk.

"Drunk me? Why don't you make waves when you hang like this! "Ximen Qing is also helpless, how can he have such a group of sand sculpture fans?

It wasn't until later that she found a comment with thousands of likes: "Teacher, I hope to have such a New Year's gift every year in the future".

"! Forgot! Seeing this, Ximen Qing reacted. She did prepare a New Year's gift for her fans. But because I was drunk, I almost forgot about it until now.

Sand sculpture fans took that drunken dancing video as a New Year's gift, but it wasn't.

Fortunately, a fan reminded her, so she hurriedly went back to her room and sent a cartoon with only nine long pictures.

For the New Year, of course, you have to send something fun.

……

As a loyal fan of the lover teacher, Li Yue has always felt that he is different from those naïve secondary two two-dimensional people.

He's an adult, a successful social person, and he's not interested in comics or anything like kids.

The reason why I pay attention to Ximen Qing's Weibo is just to lick the selfies occasionally posted by the teacher of Love.

"Yo, you're posting a picture again?" When he saw Ximenqing's update on Weibo, he clicked in to check it as soon as possible. He was happy to see the picture, and he could lick it again.

However, when he zoomed in, he realized that it was not a selfie at all, but a strip of caricature.

"This ...... What's so nice about this, why isn't it a selfie? I want to watch a selfie! He was disappointed, but gave it a glance out of curiosity.

He knows the two characters who appear on the stage, one is Ah Zhu and the other is Ah Zi. Some time ago, Azhu was on the hot search, and he knows a little bit about it.

He remembered that Azhu was dead, could it be the previous story?

He continued to look, only to see Ah Zi walking in front of him with a cane, and Ah Zhu followed behind and shouted, "Big flicker!" Big flicker! ”。

Ah Zi hurriedly turned around and said, "Sister, don't call me by my stage name, okay?" ”

Next, the sisters have a conversation that reveals the general background of the story. Ah Zi no longer seems to be a little demon girl of the Star Sect, but a salesman.

If someone has insomnia, she will sell sleeping pills, and if someone buys a horse, she will sell a saddle......

Some time ago, their brother Duan Yu Lingbo's footwork was too sassy, and he bent his legs, so Ah Zi thought about creating a pair of abductions and selling them to him.

Who wants Zhennan Wang's family to have money, he directly gave the whole wheelchair, and Ah Zi's crutches were not sold.

"This street is full of good legs, who are you selling it to?"

"I'll pick a good leg and sell it today! Otherwise, how can I reflect my identity as the number one salesman of the Nakshatra faction? ”

At this moment, a wicked man rode by.

The style of painting is a little different.

It is none other than Dio, the villain of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

Ah Zhu shouted there: "Kidnapping, crunching, crunching......"

Then Dior's bicycle turned and turned in front of them: "I said do you know where I'm going to go, let me turn around?" ”

Ah Zhu hurriedly changed his shout: "Sell, sell......"

Zi: "Connect up." ”

"Trafficked! Kidnapping! ”

When Dior heard this, did he still have it? Hurriedly turned around: "Who!?" Who is going to kidnap whom? ”

……

"Hehehe." Looking at it, Li Yue laughed out loud.

Suddenly, his eyes darkened, and when he looked up, he saw a pair of eyes staring at him.

"Oh! Wife, you want to scare me to death! Li Yue patted his heart.

His wife complained: "You are a thief yourself, right? Which beautiful little girl are you looking at again? ”

"I didn't!" Li Yue immediately pointed to his chandelier and said, "I swear to the lamp!" I definitely didn't look at other people's pictures, and if I did, let the lamp fall and kill me! ”

Li Yuqi, who happened to be under the lamp, hurriedly ran away: "Damn!" Dad, is there such a pit for your son? You're not under the lamp, and if you fall, you'll hit me! ”

"It's okay, your life is hard, you can't die," Li Yue thought for a while, and added, "Probably." ”

"Mom, am I really his own?" Li Yuqi felt the deep malice from Lao Tzu.

"You take a photo of him when he is young, and then compare it in the mirror, is it not your own self who is not forced to count in your heart?" Mrs. Li glared at her son.

Li Yuqi stopped talking, what else could he do with his parents like this?

At this time, Li Yue took his wife's hand again and said to her, "Come on, let's watch together." ”

"What's that?" Mrs. Li leaned in curiously.

After a few minutes: "Hehehe. ”

This time it was two pigs barking together.

This cartoon by Simon is called selling abduction. Needless to say, the original author is the absolute king of the 21st Century Spring Festival Gala.

But since he wants to draw comics, Ximen Qing must change it.

He first changed the big flicker couple to the Azhu Azi sisters. Azhu's fans have been calling for resurrection, and she simply let Azhu meet everyone again in this form.

But just painting Tianlong Babu was not interesting, she simply changed Dior's character and turned into an honest baker.

The general plot has not changed, but a little detail has been moved.

For example, when it comes to insomnia and sells sleeping pills, draw a white blood cell, and when you buy a horse and sell a saddle, draw a Qiao Feng.

After watching "Selling Abduction", Li Yue and his wife laughed crazy.

"What's so funny?" Li Yuqi took a look and found that there was a watermark of cartoonist love in the corner of the picture, and suddenly realized that his father actually paid as much attention to the teacher as he was.

He immediately opened his mobile phone to check Ximenqing's Weibo, and then after watching "Selling Abduction" in one go, he also laughed so much that his stomach cramped.

"No, such an excessive thing must be posted in the group." As a result, as soon as he entered the group, he found that someone had already posted it in each group.

"Are these people single for thirty years? Hand speed so fast? ”

……

The people who were amused by this short comic were far more than just Li Yuqi's family. Soon, "Selling Abduction" spread.

The audience for this kind of sketch for all ages is quite terrifying......