63 Four rules that scare people to death
The wedding date is approaching, and she doesn't dare to go out to meet people, so Xu Ruoxue has to go down the mountain.
All women love beauty, and the more beautiful they are, the more they love beauty, even if they are heroines. So you can ignore anything else, this wedding dress, Xu Ruoxue still has to see it.
Qingcheng County is only a small county, and there is no ready-to-wear shop, but there is a first-class tailor shop. When Xu Ruoxue put on the big sleeved red dress and looked in the mirror, it was so real, she was so beautiful that she was stunned.
The lady of the Chen family who was waiting next to her was even more praised: "Tsk, the lady is so beautiful, even I drooled when I saw it." I don't know which lucky man can marry a beauty like a lady. That's really true, the ancestors have accumulated eight lifetimes of blessings! ”
Next to him, Xiao Lu interjected: "My aunt is very good." ”
The lady of the Chen family smiled: "You don't understand, a good man is not necessarily a good husband." If you want your husband to be good to yourself, this beauty is only one aspect. What's more important is to have a good husband. ”
Xu Ruoxue took this to heart, and immediately asked: "The way of the husband, what is the way here?" ”
"Lady, the doorway here is very deep. Take the proposal as an example, if a man comes to the door to propose, the woman must not easily agree. No matter how much I like it in my heart, I must not show half of it, and I have to give birth to some branches. This is to tell the man plainly that I didn't have a crush on you, and if it weren't for my parents' orders, I wouldn't have married you. In this way, the woman's status in the man's mind was suddenly much higher. If you see that the other party likes it, you hurriedly agreed. Hehe, this first step is far from it. ”
As soon as she heard this, Xu Ruoxue's heart was in a mess: This makes a lot of sense! This shelf has to be raised high and put down low, so it must not be stepped on? Oh no, this is a bad thing. What I promised was too refreshing, and the wedding was too eager, so I couldn't be despised by the dead Taoist priest? No, it's absolutely not going to work.
At that moment, Xu Ruoxue took out a silver ingot and quietly stuffed it. The lady of the Chen family took it unceremoniously, and smiled from ear to ear: "Don't worry, lady, I will definitely teach my mother some unique skills." Thinking about the dead ghost in my family, the size is also a showman. In front of me, it is to be round and round, and to be flat. After telling the lady to learn, she will eat your husband to death. ”
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In the evening, the little Taoist priest finished his work, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he looked squarely at a pair of big eyes, which were only a foot away from him, and he was startled.
If you look closely, it's the evil woman.
The little Taoist priest looked at the door, and as expected, the door was well linked. When I looked at the window, it was wide open.
Xiaodao was demoralized, and couldn't help but think: "The so-called 'husband is a wife', after this becomes a parent, the first rule to be established is that when you go to my room in the future, you can only go through the door, not the window." If I have something to do with the door, I have to knock politely. If I don't open the door, I'll have to leave. ”
"I always like to drill into the window, what's the matter? You're a heroine, not a thief! ”
Thinking so in his heart, with a smile on his face, the little Taoist priest called out softly: "Ruoxue." ”
Xu Ruoxue snorted coldly: "Don't call me Ruoxue, how can you call a woman's maiden name casually?" I don't know you well, and I've known you for less than a month. ”
The little Taoist priest sighed, hey, women are really made of water, but the temperature changes too fast! Suddenly it is as tender as water, and then it is cold and hard as ice!
Seeing that Xu Ruoxue's face was murderous, the little Taoist priest obediently gave up his plan, and he said curtly: "Then Xu, Miss Xu, so late at night, I don't know what to do with me?" ”
Xu Ruoxue said: "Last time I promised to marry you, our sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes count. Since you say you want to marry, you have to marry. However, I will say the ugly things first, so as not to be verbose in the future. ”
The little Taoist priest's heart beat wildly, and a premonition of impending disaster quickly hit his heart. He smiled bitterly and said, "Miss Xu, please speak." ”
Xu Ruoxue stared at him and said categorically: "If I marry you, you have to abide by my rules." If you dare to disobey, hmph, you don't want to touch a single hair of me, if you annoy me,"
Xu Ruoxue raised her eyebrows and picked out a sharp sword. With another press of his hand, there was a "bang" sound, and the blood sea sword was unsheathed. These two actions are crisp and neat, and the threat in them is clearly distinguished!
The little Taoist priest jumped up and shouted, "How can this be true! Isn't the so-called 'husband as wife' all wives abide by their husband's rules? How can a husband keep the rules of his wife? ”
Xu Ruoxue sneered: "What you said is everyone's ladies, but I am a child of the rivers and lakes." The people in the rivers and lakes respect strength, if you can win the sword in my hand, you can do whatever you want. Even if you want to marry a three-room concubine, I will obediently help you lay the quilt. But if you can't win the sword in my hand, hehe, I'm sorry, please get to know each other, and say that I won't give you face when you can save it. ”
Xiaodao is very morale, what are you kidding, Li Mubai, the number one master among the young generation in the rivers and lakes, is just fighting with you to lose both. I'm a little Taoist priest who has never practiced martial arts seriously and competes with you in a sword fight, that's not the old birthday star hanging himself - I'm impatient?
Can this sword be compared? It's almost cheaper than cheap!
At that moment, the little Taoist priest said angrily: "No, absolutely not." I am a wife, not a man. Counting forward 500 years, looking back 500 years, how can there be such a truth in this world? ”
Xu Ruoxue said leisurely: "What, are you not convinced?" It's okay if you don't accept it, what I'm best at is to convince people! There are seven hundred good men from our Qingcheng Sword Sect, and all of them obey me. It doesn't matter if you don't accept it, I want to see how long you have survived! ”
Looking at the leisurely expression on Xu Ruoxue's face, the little Taoist priest suddenly felt a chill in his heart. That night, on East Street, she was also fluttering in green like this, and then she looked leisurely and took a full thirty-two lives!
This, but a real female killer, is really going to provoke her to turn her face, she will really draw a sword!
The little Taoist priest felt that bitter water was gushing out of his mouth, and after he stopped talking a few times, he finally said dejectedly: "Tell me first, what are your rules?" ”
"My rules are very simple," Xu Ruoxue said with a finger upright:
"First, you have to spoil me, don't be angry with me; Thou shalt love me, and thou shalt not resent me; Be obedient to me, and not against me. Whatever you promise me, you will do; Everything I say to me must come from the bottom of my heart. Thou shalt not provoke me, scold me, ignore me, ignore me. When others bully me, you have to forget it, don't talk about this, the person who can bully me has not been born yet. ”
The little Taoist priest thought for a while and said, "If I really have you in my heart, I will naturally do it." Okay, this one, I'll answer. ”
Xu Ruoxue nodded with satisfaction: "Second, when I'm happy, you have to be happy with me; When I'm not happy, you have to make me happy; When I just feel the heat, you fann me; Before I feel the cold, you're going to shelter me from the wind. I am the center of everything you do, and you must revolve around me at all times. ”
The little Taoist priest had a big headache, and he only felt that every word and sentence had turned into a tight spell, which forced him from the top of his head to the soles of his feet.
He smiled reluctantly: "This one, I try to do it, is there anything else?" ”
Xu Ruoxue frowned, obviously dissatisfied with the word "as much as possible", she raised another finger: "Third, even if all the beauties in the world are by your side, you can only have me in your eyes, you can only have me in your heart, and you can only have me in your dreams." Other women, if you look at it more, it will be a sin, and if you think about it more, it will be a sin! ”
This time, the little Taoist priest couldn't laugh anymore, he looked at the ghost bead in his arms with a weak heart, only to feel that every trace of air around him had turned into a piece of heavy iron, pressing him so hard that he couldn't breathe!
"Well, your daughter and I are not other women."
Xu Ruoxue thought about it seriously: "Before the age of three, whatever you want; After the age of ten, you can only see from afar; After the age of sixteen, hmph, don't even think about it. ”
The little Taoist priest suddenly sweated like pulp, and said weakly: "This one, I work hard." ”
Xu Ruoxue's eyes narrowed, and she squinted out two murderous auras, which made the little Taoist tremble. She endured and endured, and did not have a seizure on the spot: "Fourth, you must always put me first and obey my wishes in everything." If I say yes, you can do it with all your might; If I say no, the sky won't fall! ”
This one, the little Taoist priest has nothing to say, and he can no longer think about it. He sat there with a blushing face, not saying a word.
Xu Ruoxue sneered: "I know you're unwilling now, it's okay, the rules are there." It won't be long before you're willing! ”
The little Taoist priest said coldly: "If I have been unwilling? ”
Xu Ruoxue stood up, the Blood Sea Sword was unsheathed, and then, the clouds were light and the wind was light.
In front of the table, there is a red candle. Suddenly, a white light flew in, only a line. When he touched the candle, countless white lines burst out. It's like a red candle with a white candle on top of it.
White sword light, extinguished. The white light of the red candle continued to shine brightly after a few slashes!
Xu Ruoxue didn't say a word, put her sword back into its sheath, dodged, and went out of the window.
Inside the house, the little Taoist priest sat in a daze, only feeling that his heart was as heavy as iron, and his body was cold!
He sat there until the red candle flickered and was about to go out, and he woke up from a dream. He stretched out his hand in a panic to pull off the wick, but as soon as his hand touched the red candle, the red candle scattered on the table.
The candle, which seemed to be intact, was actually cut into countless pieces. They were all cut into countless pieces, and the candle flame was as bright as ever!
The clouds are light and the wind is light, what a trick is light and the wind is light!
The little Taoist priest watched blankly, and the candle on the top layer burned out all at once, and the candle flame flickered for a moment, and finally went out!
The moonlight came in.
The little Taoist priest sat in the moonlight for a long time, and then he shuddered.
He jumped up and hurried to the bed like a little white rabbit with an arrow.
He grabbed the package on the bed, didn't bother to check whether the magic weapon inside was missing, put it on his back, and ran away.
Under the moonlight, the little Taoist priest ran at night.
He ran away from marriage!