64 Marriage is a great pit of fire
Under the same moonlight, Xu Ruoxue walked gracefully. She was very happy, her steps were brisk, and the Blood Sea Sword spun and turned into a wheel in her hand.
Under such moonlight, Xu Ruoxue wanted to hum a cheerful song. But after thinking about it, she gave up. Strange to say, Xu Ruoxue's voice is very good, but she can sing, hey, Sister Liu wanted to commit suicide when she heard it.
Xu Ruoxue was happy, she felt that she had done a great job today!
Thinking of the stupid Taoist priest's frightened, angry, and frightened little appearance, Xu Ruoxue felt funny, she felt that the lady of the Chen family said it was really good, and the teaching was really wonderful.
According to what the master said, this is called first suppressing and then raising, first scaring him fiercely, scaring him to death. After getting married, I will coax him well. In this way, the carrot is increased to a stick, and after a few back and forth, the stupid Taoist priest who keeps it is obedient from now on, is more obedient than the Persian cat Xiaobai.
Walking and walking, Xu Ruoxue stopped smiling. She began to worry faintly: if she did too much, if she scared the stupid Taoist priest into escaping from marriage, then she would die!
But after thinking about it, Xu Ruoxue smiled again: What are you kidding, I have been in the Song Dynasty for two hundred years, when has there ever been such a who dared to make such a request to her husband? Is there any natural reason?
Such a joke would not even be believed by a fool! The stupid Taoist priest looked stupid, but he was actually shrewd. Can a person who can rely on one mouth to deceive two underworld masters alive, can he be stupid?
Thinking like this, Xu Ruoxue continued to laugh, she thought: What is that stupid Taoist priest doing now? I'd love to take a good look.
The little Taoist priest ran under the moon at night, running away from marriage.
Now that the south is peaceful, the Qingcheng Sword Sect is loosely guarded. The little Taoist priest walked for half an hour in fear, not to mention people, and he didn't even see half of the dog.
Stepping out of the mountain gate, the little Taoist priest breathed a sigh of relief, he stopped, opened his arms, and embraced the taste of freedom.
The feeling of freedom is so good, the little Taoist priest thought happily. From then on, it was the sky high for birds to fly, and the sea to leap with fish. This heaven and earth are big, you can go wherever you want, and you have nothing to do with this Qingcheng Sword Sect!
Hmph, that evil woman, whoever wants to marry will marry, I am not rare. So fierce, so unruly, no matter how beautiful you look, I resolutely don't want it!
The master has been cultivating for eighteen years, not seeking glory, not seeking wealth, and all he wants in his life is just four words: at ease. This is really going to marry her, being pressed by such rules, let alone a lifetime, I can't even live a day, master!
Farewell, wicked woman, master, I waved my robe and left in style, leaving you with a night of spring dreams.
Under the moonlight, the little Taoist priest waved his fist and strode down the mountain.
As soon as the excitement of escaping passed, the little Taoist priest walked slower and slower, and slowly stopped.
That's not right! It's too inauthentic and irresponsible.
The Qingcheng Sword Sect has spread invitations all over the place, inviting the heroes, and the news of this wedding has spread. As soon as he left, he was chic, but where was the Qingcheng Sword Sect, and where was the evil woman?
When the guests gathered, they found that the bride had run away from the marriage. Do you still want the face of the Qingcheng Sword Sect, the famous and prestigious Miss Xu?
This ending must be that the Qingcheng Sword Sect, which has lost face, will hunt down and kill itself from the ends of the earth from now on, and will never die. Miss Xu, who has become the biggest joke in the rivers and lakes, wields a sword to kill herself and apologizes for her crime with death!
Standing there, thinking about it for a long time, the little Taoist priest realized that this was really a big trouble. The best solution he could think of was for the Qingcheng Sword Sect to find a "high-ranking disciple Zhang Tianyi of the Tianyi Sect" to marry Miss Xu.
If you really want to do that, don't say that the evil woman can't accept it, and she can't accept it herself!
What to do?
If you don't go back, you will kill others, and in the end, you will kill yourself. This time, I got it, and since then I have been trapped in an iron cage and entangled in chains, which is really worse than death.
What to do?
After hesitating for a long time, the little Taoist priest thought of a question: Could the evil woman be scaring me?
What are you kidding, I have been in the Song Dynasty for two hundred years, when has there ever been such a fierce woman who dared to make such a request to her husband? Is there any natural reason?
Well, it should be scaring me, no matter how fierce that evil woman is, she won't be so fierce. Thinking so, the little Taoist priest took a few steps up the mountain.
However, in the two hundred years since the founding of the Great Song Dynasty, there has never been a woman like Xu Ruoxue, maybe, she can really open up a trend and create the history of my Great Song Dynasty!
You can't take this risk! Thinking like this, the little Taoist priest took a few more steps down the mountain.
After going back and forth like this a few times, the little Taoist priest felt a heart: No, you can't just walk away like this. Otherwise, for the rest of my life, I will definitely have a restless conscience and a restless heart.
I have to go back, and first find a way to find out whether what this evil woman said is true or false. If it is fake, he will continue to worship and marry, and from then on he will only be good to the evil woman. If it's true, well, then you must die rather than stay!
Having made up his mind, the little Taoist priest who had run at night quietly slipped back to the guest room.
Before dawn the next day, the little Taoist priest went to find the six swords of Qingcheng.
When the six swords saw the great joy, they greeted them one after another, and called the eldest aunt affectionately in their mouths.
The little Taoist priest smiled: "I am about to get married with Miss Xu, and I have to thank you in advance if I think about it." So I'm here today to have a drink with you. ”
Jian Sanyi patted the little Taoist on the shoulder: "That's, if it weren't for the six of us who invited the eldest aunt down from Jiuyin Mountain, how could the eldest aunt meet our eldest sister?" ”
Jian Si nodded: "That's it, according to me, why does Master Xu spend that money to hire a matchmaker, aren't the six of us the current matchmaker?" ”
Jian Wu smiled and said, "I said yesterday, how could a person like my aunt not come to thank us six matchmakers?" I didn't come here so early, and I really am a good man! ”
Jian Yi waved his hand: "Sixth, go, go to Sun Erniang's pot of good wine, and then go to Zhang Dalang's to cut a few catties of high-quality beef, and we will entertain the eldest aunt." ”
The little Taoist priest hurriedly said: "Wait, I'm here to thank you, how dare you break the bank?" ”
took out a large ingot of silver from his arms, and the little Taoist priest threw it over haughtily: "Sixth brother, only dare to pick good wine and meat." Today, my six brothers and I are not drunk and do not return. ”
Jian Er went happily, and the little Taoist priest began to chat with the other five swords.
The last time I fought with evil ghosts, the six swords of Qingcheng only knew that they were extremely dangerous, but they were all mortals with the naked eye, how could they see evil ghosts? All I saw was that the pillars were broken, the paper talismans spontaneously combusted, and several brothers were beheaded. The little Taoist priest told them the door in detail, and they were fascinated by it, and they felt that they had gained a lot of knowledge.
While they were chatting happily, Kenroku and Kenji came back, followed by the gorgeous girl they saw at the last family dinner.
The girl greeted her like a willow in the wind, and she was a blessing at the head: "The daughter of the Zheng family of the slave family, nicknamed Xiaoyu, thanked the brother of the Zhang family." ”
The little Taoist priest hurriedly replied: "The lady has a heart, and the poor Taoist was invited by the head of the Xu family to come to help." It is a matter of duty to get rid of that evil spirit, how dare you thank you? ”
Zheng Xiaoyu said: "No. If it weren't for my brother's action, my stepfather would be in danger this time. The father-in-law treats the slave family like a mountain, and the brother of the Zhang family saves the father-in-law, which is far better than saving the slave family. The slave family is willing to be a slave and a maid in this life, and in the next life, he is willing to be a cow and a horse, in order to repay his brother's great kindness! ”
As a slave and a maid, as soon as he heard this, Qingcheng Liujian was squeezing his eyebrows and laughing non-stop. The little Taoist priest glared at them fiercely.
Zheng Xiaoyuyu's face flushed: "It is inconvenient for the slave family to stay outside for a long time. After the elder brother and sister got married, the slave family prepared thin wine in the inner house to honor the elder brother. ”
After speaking, Zheng Xiaoyu gave another ten thousand blessings and left like a willow in the wind.
When she was far away, the six swords of Qingcheng put away their reluctant gaze and wiped the saliva from their mouths.
Seeing the little Taoist's contemptuous appearance, Jian Si shouted aggrievedly: "Auntie, you are a full man who doesn't know that a hungry man is hungry." Our Qingcheng Sword Sect has seven hundred men, and this woman is less than seventy. Unmarried young girls, counting and counting, ten fingers can't be used up. Staying in the mountains all year round, we panicked! ”
Jian Wu nodded again and again: "Yes, it is extreme, the most beautiful flower of the Qingcheng Sword Sect was picked by the eldest aunt, this second most beautiful is this Zheng Xiaoniang, it is so beautiful!" Xiaoyu Xiaoyu, people are like this. Beauty is like jade. ”
Jian Liu's face was intoxicated: "This trip is really worth it." Unexpectedly, the little lady happened to be at Sun Erniang's, and after hearing this through the curtain, she not only took the initiative to follow, but also presented a jar of excellent wine Yuli wine. This time it's a feast for the eyes and a blessing for the mouth! ”
Jian Er's saliva flowed down again: "Eldest sister, we don't dare to think about it, this Zheng Xiaoniang Qingcheng Sword Sect has hundreds of people who are all thinking about it." Not to mention being beautiful, but also knowledgeable, virtuous and gentle, it is really, it is really a good match for a lifetime! I've decided, this little lady, I'm going to decide. ”
Jian Yi was furious: "I'll go, what are you?" Dare to snatch food from a population of hundreds. This little lady is mine. "Not only that, but the sword punched directly.
The little Taoist priest was dumbfounded, watching the six swords of Qingcheng fight on the ground. For the sake of a little lady Zheng, you give me a punch, and I kick you.
The little Taoist priest couldn't persuade him, so he simply sat on the stool and watched the play. After fighting for half an hour, I was tired, and the six people got up from the ground with a blue nose and swollen face, you help me beat the ashes, I will help you go to the leaves, and then hooked their shoulders and came over, and their expressions were even more affectionate.
This way of communication is also too distinctive, and the little Taoist priest was dumbfounded and envious in his heart. Hey, since he was a child, except for a lazy master, he didn't even have a companion, let alone a friend.
Jian Yi took the wine bowl one by one and said, "I'll wait for a rough person, let the eldest aunt laugh." I'll make three bowls of work first and make amends. ”
After speaking, these six people worked three bowls in a row, and then exhaled a long breath in unison, and said: "It's so cool!" ”
Sure enough, it is the style of the rivers and lakes.
There is a delicious wine in the stomach, there is a delicious taste, and the atmosphere comes up all at once.
After three rounds of drinking, the little Taoist priest began, and set the words of the six swords of Qingcheng.