"I don't know!" Shi Jinlang shook his head and said.

"I don't know how I know that I am the god of war Lu Bu?" Lu Bu asked rhetorically.

"Didn't you say it yourself, what is the first fierce general of the Three Kingdoms, what Lu Bu Fengxian, isn't this all what you said yourself?"

"Did you say that? I didn't say it! I didn't say it, I don't care anyway, the rabbit knows me, and he must tell me everything about me, or I'll kill you! Lu Bu glared at the rabbit and said with a fierce expression.

Lu Bu had been awake for so long, and everyone he met knew nothing about his past, only the rabbit showed some knowledge. Lu Bu arrested Wu Zetian in order to find Cao Cao to ask about his life experience, if the rabbit knew, then Lu Bu could find out who the "Diao Chan" was in advance.

"Are you scared when you are a rabbit?"

Lu Bu was still so arrogant in begging people to do things, Shi Jinlang said that he couldn't bear it, he stomped his feet and pinched his waist and said: "Come on, come on, Master Rabbit will let you know what cruelty is right away!" ”

In between speaking, Shi Jinlang urged the super brain waves to invade Lu Bu's brain, ready to control him, let him kneel down and sing conquest, to see if he dared to pretend to be forced.

In the next second, Shi Jinlang was suddenly stunned, because Shi Jinlang's brainwaves invaded Lu Bu's brain, and it was empty, and there was nothing.

When I was in school, when the teacher said that people have pig brains, that people are stupid and stupid, and that people have nothing in their heads, they will at least say this: Do you have paste in your head?

Lu Bu is different, Lu Bu doesn't even have paste in his head.

In other words, either Lu Bu is a dead man, or he is a machine, otherwise as long as it is any living thing, no matter how small the brain is, there will always be brain waves emitted.

"Hold the grass—you—you have no soul?" Shi Jinlang gasped, and he couldn't say anything shocked.

"Master Lang is uneducated, Lu Bu was transformed into a war machine by Xu Fu after his death, he is now a peerless demon, of course the devil has no soul!"

"I guess Master Lang also wanted to use mental manipulation on Lu Bu, but it turned out that this thing was a dead man and couldn't be controlled!"

"Hahaha - let you hang up, this time you have encountered hard stubble, right?"

"Laughing pee, sit back and wait for Master Lang to be beaten by my big Lu Bu!"

"Brother Lu Bu, don't be polite to him, stab him in the chrysanthemum!"

"What did you say?" Lu Bu didn't seem to hear the rabbit's words clearly, and asked.

"Uh-Master Rabbit suddenly remembered! Master Rabbit recognizes you, what about your red rabbit horse? Where's your sable? Who rode it away? ”

Pretending not to be forced to be grass does not exist, Shi Jinlang has been in the market for so many years, and he still has the ability to make the rudder when he sees the wind, anyway, Lu Bu has no brains, so he will talk about his Diao Chan.

"Have you seen my sable?" When Lu Bu heard this, he jumped up excitedly and grabbed the rabbit and said, "Where is my Diao Chan?" ”

"Show respect to my boss!"

Mao Mao pulled out the freewheeling hardcore soldier and stabbed Lu Bu out with a stick.

"Ahh

Lu Bu roared angrily, got up from the ground, grabbed Fang Tian's halberd and turned around with a shot.

"Boom—"

The huge prisoner cart was swept away by Fang Tian's halberd.

"Don't be so violent!"

Shi Jinlang stretched out his hand to stop Mao Mao, who was eager to try to step forward, and said, "Master Rabbit can handle it!" ”

"Rabbit dodge, let me kill this troublesome monkey first!"

Lu Bu was furious, and he mentioned Fang Tian's halberd, and rushed up to fight Mao Mao for another three hundred rounds.

"Big brother, stop and don't be so grumpy!" Shi Jinlang loudly persuaded Lu Budao: "Don't you want to know where your Diao Chan is?" If you are so irritable again, Master Rabbit won't tell you! ”

"Good, good!" When Lu Bu heard this, he hurriedly threw away Fang Tian's halberd and said, "I'm not irritable, I'm not irritable, tell me quickly!" ”

"Speaking of Diao Chan, that's a long story—"

Shi Jinlang coughed, and whispered to Alice in the sea: "Baidu Diao Chan!" ”

"It's okay, I've got time, rabbit though long story!" Lu Bu said with a deferential attitude.

"Ahem-" Shi Jinlang cleared his throat and said: "You can listen well, Diao Chan's original name is Zhou Shuren, Shaoxing, Zhejiang-uh, wrong!" Diao Chan's original name was Ren Hongchang, a native of Xinzhou, Shanxi, one of the four beauties of ancient China, and the beauty of Diao Chan is known as the closed moon. ”

"Ancient China?" Lu Bu said with a confused expression: "Four beauties? What do these mean? ”

"Don't care what you mean, just listen and understand!"

"It's amazing, Master Lang is actually Baidu!"

"This sable cicada is not another sable cicada!"

"Don't take it seriously, Master Lang is obviously teasing Lu Bu!"

"Lu Bu, this dead rabbit is teasing you and stabbing him to death with one shot!"

"Okay, it's Fengxian Meng Lang, rabbit, please continue!" Lu Bu said with a pious face.

"Diao Chan was originally a courtesan of Situ Wang Yun's family, and when it comes to Wang Yun, I have to mention your godfather!"

"My godfather?" Lu Bu was stunned again, and he couldn't help but ask again: "Who is my godfather?" ”

"Dong Zhuo, your godfather!" Shi Jinlang smiled and said: "Wang Yun saw that you like Diao Chan, so he secretly married Diao Chan to you, but Wang Yun is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and he secretly dedicated Diao Chan to your godfather, the purpose is to use Diao Chan to provoke the father-son relationship between you and your godfather, and then get rid of your godfather with the help of your hand!" ”

“...”

"What about your godfather, he is an old pervert, he saw Diao Chan with bright eyes and bright teeth, peerless elegance, and was attracted by Diao Chan's dancing posture and was intoxicated, so he wanted to go to Wushan Yunyu with Diao Chan, then you must not agree, how to say that you are also the first fierce general of the Three Kingdoms, how can you wear a green hat on your head! If you go into battle to kill the enemy like this, just to explain the matter of the green hat, you will be three points weaker in momentum before you start fighting! ”

“...”

"So, you don't do anything, you carry Fang Tian's halberd, and stab your godfather with a shot, and from then on, you will live with Diao Chan without shame!"

“...”

"Ah-speaking of which, you and Diao Chan are really talented and beautiful, jackals, tigers and leopards, a pair of heroes and beauties made in heaven and earth, your love is really moving, singing and crying, the listener is sad, and the listener is crying, uh-Master Rabbit's vocabulary is insufficient, I hope you will forgive me!" Shi Jinlang smiled "hehe" and said: "In short, are you still satisfied with the rainbow fart shoot of Master Rabbit?" ”

"So, Diao Chan and I ended up together?" Lu Bu patted the back of his head with a confused look and said, "But now, where is my Diao Chan people?" ”

"Then I don't know, you lost your Diao Chan, how does Master Rabbit know where she is?"

"No way!" Lu Bu grabbed Fang Tian's halberd, pointed at the rabbit angrily and said, "Rabbit, you must tell me where to go now to find my Diao Chan, otherwise I will stab you to death with one shot!" ”

After speaking, Lu Bu added a sentence with compassion: "It's like stabbing my godfather to death!" ”

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