"Master Rabbit said so much, do you still want to stab Master Rabbit to death?" Shi Jinlang rolled his eyes and said, "Big brother, can you do it, is there still a royal law?" Is there still a law? ”

"I don't care, if you don't tell me where Diao Chan is, I'll kill you!" Lu Bu gritted his teeth and said.

"Master Rabbit can tell you that you are not the only one who covets the beauty of Diao Chan! If you are not afraid of the green hat to become Mount Everest, then you can kill the rabbit master and try it! Shi Jinlang snorted and said, "Besides, if you kill the rabbit master, don't even think about finding your Diao Chan for the rest of your life!" ”

"If you can't find my Diao Chan, I'll kill you!"

"Kill me, and you won't want to find your Diao!"

"If you can't find my Diao Chan, I'll kill you!"

"Kill me, and you won't want to find your Diao!"

。。。。。。

"Is my junior brother usually so verbose?" Wu Zetian held his forehead with his right hand, looked back at Ah Li and asked.

"No, I don't know what's going on today?" Ah Li shook his head and said.

"If you can't find my Diao Chan, I'll kill you!"

"Kill me, and you won't want to find your Diao!"

"If you can't find my Diao Chan, I'll kill you!"

"Kill me, and you won't want to find your Diao!"

。。。。。。

Mao Mao took out a banana and said while eating: "The essence of human beings is a repeater!" ”

"What Brother Mao said is so incisive!" The whistling dog picked up the banana peel on the ground and ate it while asking, "What is the essence of the rabbit?" ”

"The essence of a rabbit? Uh-" Mao Mao scratched the back of her head and said, "It's also a repeater!" ”

"If you can't find my Diao Chan, I'll kill you!"

"Kill me, and you won't want to find your Diao!"

"If you can't find my Diao Chan, I'll kill you!"

"Kill me, and you won't want to find your Diao!"

"Can't find - mine - mine - " Lu Bu's body flashed red, and then he fell to the ground.

"Hahaha-" Shi Jinlang looked up to the sky and laughed: "Fight with the rabbit, you can't be killed!" ”

"Dead?"

The Roaring Sky Dog ran up to check on Lu Bu with a confused face, then looked back at the rabbit and asked, "Boss, what did you do?" ”

"Didn't do anything!" Shi Jinlang smiled faintly and said: "The essence of human beings is a repeater, but the essence of a machine is not!" ”

"What do you mean?" The Howling Dog was even more confused.

"It's easy!" Shi Jinlang stretched out his hand and pointed at Lu Bu on the ground: "He is not a human being, he is just a murderous machine that has been transformed, and he can't do oral work, but he will be shut up if he says that the rabbit master!" ”

"I still don't understand!" The Howling Dog shook his head.

"If you don't understand, shut up!" Shi Jinlang glanced at the Roaring Sky Dog and said, "Your IQ is so low, you can understand the evil sect!" ”

In fact, the principle is very simple, after Shi Jinlang emitted brain waves and examined Lu Bu's brain, he found that his working principle was like a sophisticated humanoid machine, and all words and deeds were instructed by the central system, just like an old-fashioned computer, once there was a logical dead loop during operation, the computer would be down with a blue screen.

What Shi Jinlang did was very simple, that is, to create a logical loop for Lu Bu's humanoid machine, when his central system repeated a certain behavior instruction to the limit, the system would be overloaded, which is commonly known as a crash.

That's right, Lu Bu died.

"Can anyone tell me what happened, why did Master Lang perform what the essence of human beings is, and my Da Lu Bu lay down?"

"Bring buddies to help analyze it!"

"According to the old man's immature guess, it's just like the old-fashioned cassette machine, Lu Bu has a cassette belt!"

"Digging a slot - no, I want to report Master Lang with my real name to open a plug-in!"

"There are all kinds of things that are hanging up, and Lao Tzu's brain can't keep up!"

"Her Majesty can't bear it, the rabbit has stolen your limelight, please give him death!"

"A blood letter begging Her Majesty to give the rabbit a death!"

"Count me in, double blood book!"

"Ahem-" Wu Zetian coughed awkwardly and said, "Senior brother, senior sister, I finally have the opportunity to experience life, you can't do it!" ”

"As far as I know, Lu Bu's appearance here should have something to do with the Chang'an crisis!" Shi Jinlang looked back at Wu Zetian and said: "Cao Cao can't attack Chang'an for a long time, so he sent Lu Bu to kidnap you, so that the soldiers defending the city can open the gate of Chang'an, if the senior sister wants to experience life, then I will wake him up!" ”

"That's what the rabbit said!" Ming Shiyin hurriedly said: "Chang'an is in trouble, now is not the time to play, we have to hurry up and return to Chang'an!" ”

Wu Zetian said with a reluctant expression: "Okay, forget it this time!" ”

"Ladies and genties, the bundles, wax drops, and small leather whips you are looking forward to are probably not a chance, next time, wait for me to return to the palace, and arrange for three thousand faces to broadcast live to everyone——"

"Wow - this has to be watched!"

"Pay attention, pay attention to a wave!"

"When will Her Majesty be live, I'll buy the Nutrition Express in advance!"

"Do you have to buy Nutrition Express in advance? It seems that you are not a fellow believer! ”

"That's right, for veteran drivers, these are all common at home!"

“...”

Shi Jinlang was full of black lines, and Wu Zetian's unrestrained degree once again refreshed his cognition, and his current three views were about to break through the sky. But if you think about it, you can understand that Wu Zetian is a generation of empresses after all, and the three thousand faces may be a bit exaggerated, but there are still hundreds.

No wonder in ancient times, so many people fought to the death for the throne, and being an emperor is a real sexual blessing.

Because of Wu Zetian's words, the attention of Shi Jinlang's live broadcast room soared from the initial 180 to more than 18,000 in an instant, a full hundredfold or more, you must know that Shi Jinlang crossed over and broadcast live for a month before it rose by 80 fans, and Wu Zetian's live broadcast took less than an hour, and directly multiplied Shi Jinlang by a hundred times.

Shi Jinlang is really envious, jealous and hateful, sure enough, women are more talented in live broadcasting than men.

"Since this product is Cao Cao's person, then Lao Tzu can kill him with an axe!" Cheng Yanjin took his board axe from the captain's hand, and wanted to rush over to cut people while holding his pants.

"Don't, don't!" Shi Jinlang jumped up to stop Cheng Yanjin and said: "If you keep him, you can still threaten Cao Cao, and it will be a waste to kill him!" ”

"Rabbits are so wise!" Ming Shiyin said with a look of admiration: "Datang has this rabbit, why can't he dominate the world?" ”

"Okay, don't slap the rabbit's ass!"

Shi Jinlang rolled his eyes, and casually commanded the captain next to him who was clubbed like a stake: "Take Lu Bu and set off for Chang'an City!" ”

"Okay, Master Rabbit!"

"Also, give the whole horse to the rabbit master, the rabbit master wants to experience the feeling of galloping the horse!"

When hundreds of cavalry heard this, they dismounted one by one and wanted to give up their horses to the rabbits.

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