Chapter 63: The Art of Tiangang
After a meal, the guests were happy, Chen Fan looked at Wukong, who was still drinking, and beckoned: "Wukong, come here." ”
The monkey who was drinking saw that Uncle Shi called him, quickly put down his wine glass, jumped a few times and came to Chen Fan's side, and said, "Uncle Shi, what is the matter with your name my grandson?" ”
"Wukong, the monster coming tonight is still an old acquaintance of yours." Chen Fan said.
"Oh? Do you know the origin of that monster? Goku was a little curious about who it was.
"This is natural, that goblin is the reincarnation of Marshal Tianpeng, but when he was reincarnated, he became a pig demon because he was reincarnated by mistake, and he lost his prestige." Although Chen Fan said this, he didn't think so in his heart, and he didn't know who calculated it, and he actually cast a pig fetus, or was it the will of God.
"It turned out to be that guy, my grandson knows, when my grandson was in charge of horses, he once went to Tianhe to herd horses, but he didn't expect to alarm him, and then fought, this guy still has some skills." Wukong took a bite of the apple in his hand and said slowly.
Chen Fan naturally knew, "Wukong, can you catch this goblin later?" Chen Fan patted the monkey on the shoulder.
"This is natural, uncle, you can relax." Goku is very casual.
"Hmph, you monkey head don't be careless, this Tianpeng is the apprentice of the Xuandu Grand Master, and he is also a disciple of the saint, with nine turns of the golden pill to attain the Tao, will be Tiangang thirty-six changes, when you were studying the arts, you coveted the number of more and learned the seventy-two changes of the earth, don't you know that Tiangang is above the earth, although there are only thirty-six spells, but it is much stronger than your number of earth-shattering." Chen Fan patted the monkey's head.
"Hehe, wasn't that young at the time, or Uncle Shi, you can pass on the thirty-six changes of Tiangang to my grandson." The monkey laughed.
"Hmph, think too much, the poor monk can't do it yet, you can only take it from Tianpeng if you want, I have a plan to get the thirty-six changes of Tiangang, are you willing?" Chen Fan said with a smile.
"Oh? Uncle, come quickly. "Goku was very excited.
"There is no free lunch in the world, if you want to promise the poor monk one thing, turn the Tiangang thirty-six into a copy of it." Chen Fan said slowly.
"Hehe, my grandson said why does my uncle care about me so much, it turned out to be the purpose of the fight, but the uncle also said that my grandson has a heart, my grandson did it, but the uncle ......" After speaking, the monkey touched and rubbed his hands.
"You monkey head, take it." After speaking, Chen Fan took out a peach and handed it to him.
"It's still my uncle who knows my grandson, so let's talk about what a plan." After Wukong took the peach, he quickly threw away the apple in his hand, took a bite, and said, "It's still the same taste." ”
"Come here." Chen Fan said.
Wukong slowly leaned towards Chen Fan, "Wukong, you are like this, when the canopy comes in the evening, you go and become Miss Gao, tease him, and let him ...... So, so, got it? ”
"Uncle Shi is not too much, and after this matter spreads, it will not be good for my grandson's reputation." Goku is a little worried about his reputation.
"You monkey head still care about your reputation, hmph, back then, who made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, who stole the peach and thief pill, spread all over the Three Realms, what are you afraid of, when this Tiangang change technique is in hand, the strength can be raised to another level, who dares to say nonsense, a stick to finish him (her)." At this time, Chen Fan was very domineering.
"Uncle Shi, are you a monk or not, why are you more murderous than my grandson?" Wukong Chen Fan glanced at it and said angrily.
"Amitabha, my Buddha is merciful, good, good, and the poor monk almost broke the vows again." After speaking, he glared at the monkey.
It slowly gets dark, and Goku also becomes Miss Gao, slowly waiting for the arrival of the canopy.
After a while, a sudden gust of wind blew over, stones flew sand, doors and windows chattered, Gao Taigong and others were also worried, but after looking at Chen Fan, who was calmly chanting, his heart calmed down.
"Lady, lady, my old pig is coming in." Pig Gang opened his mouth and whispered.
"Come in, but you've wrapped that one, and I'm scared when I see it." A delicate voice came.
"Hehe, lady, wait, your husband was like this." After speaking, he directly became a strong man, mighty and majestic, and it was intimidating to watch, Zhu Gangguan touched his face, was very satisfied, and pushed the door in.
"Yikes! Husband, why is your pig's head missing, has it been cut off? Let the slave family take a look. After saying that, Wukong stood up, touched the neck of the pig Gangguan, and pinched it hard.
"It hurts! Hurt! Hurt! Lady, stop it! I hurt my old pig, lady, you have a really bad memory, when you saved you, wasn't it like this? How did you forget. Pig Gang shouted.
"Where do I remember, I only have a pig's head in my eyes, and I am very afraid, if you can keep this way, I'm afraid our children will run away." "Miss Gao" gave him a blank look.
"Alas, lady, your husband was not like this, I was originally the generalissimo of Tianpeng in charge of 100,000 heavenly soldiers in the heavenly court, but I was demoted to the mortal world because I molested Chang'e, who lived in the Moon Palace, and mistakenly voted for a pig's fetus, so I ended up like this." Pig Gang had just sighed when he suddenly felt a pain in his lower back.
"Okay, you dare to carry me behind my back and go to other women, I'm just alive." After speaking, a few tears fell, but the strength in his hand increased a little.
"Ah...... Lady, you spare me, I don't dare, it hurts......" Wukong saw that the pig's head was about to cry, so he slowly let go, glanced at him and cried again.
"Lady, don't cry, if I hadn't gone down to earth, how could I have seen you, this shows that the two of us have fate." Zhu Gangguan hurriedly coaxed the "Miss Gao" in front of him.
"Woooooooooo......oo No...... Woo woo woo ......" Wukong pretended to cry and said.
"Why is that? Besides, you want the stars in the sky, and my old pig will also pick them for you. He patted his chest as he spoke.
"You are a god in the sky, I am just a mortal woman, in a few years I will be old and decrepit, and in a few decades, I will die, and you are still alive, you said that since you can't say that you can't talk about a permanent husband and wife, then why are you still alive?" Goku wiped away his tears and slammed into the door and window.
"Lady, wait, who said you can't be a permanent husband and wife." Zhu Gangguan hurriedly grabbed what he thought was "Miss Gao".
"Lady, in a few days, I will go to the Heavenly Palace to ask for a golden pill for you, so that you will be young forever and immortal, so that you will not be able to be a long-term husband and wife." Pig Gang said with a strong voice.
"Hmph, Hugh wants to lie to me, since you have this ability, how did Erniang die." Wukong said, these were naturally told to him by Chen Fan.
"Erniang, how do you know?" There is something strange about the pig just mane.
"Hmph, I forgot what I said, what a negative man, how can I marry you." Satoru gave him a blank look.
"Hehe, when did my old pig say this?"
"You were drunk that day, and you said it yourself, and you showed a pig's head, did you forget, hum, you go, I want to rest." After speaking, Wukong slowly untied his clothes according to Chen Fan's teaching, revealing part of his chest.
Zhu Gangguan looked at it and drooled, "Lady, I want to ...... I'm going to ......"
"Hmph, what do you want, if you dare to use force, I will die today." Goku snorted coldly.
Zhu Gangguan saw that Miss Gao was talking to him, and he dared to use strong there, which proved that he had a chance, wiped his saliva, and said: "Lady, you put down the scissors, my old pig definitely doesn't need to be strong." ”
"Tell me about Erniang, and you still use Jin Dan to lie to me, am I a fool?" Goku slowly lowered the scissors.
"This ......" she can come to Jindan in a few days, but she can't ask if she doesn't believe it, and she looks at her chest, and she can't wait, what kind of Jindan is there to do.
"You say you're a god, so what would you do?" Goku asked suddenly.
"Hehe, there are a lot of them, such as the canopy spell, formation, alchemy, etc., the most famous is the thirty-six changes of Tiangang." Pig Gang boasted.
"Oh, did you change your appearance?" Goku asked.
"This is natural, but my old pig is a little lazy and not good at learning, so he will show his original form." Pig Gang said with a strong voice.
"I see, can you teach me." Goku was excited.
"This ......" Zhu Gangguan didn't speak, a little embarrassed.
"Why not? You don't want to teach me, forget it, it seems that you still don't love me, and I don't learn anymore, you go, I'm still for your good. Wukong waved his hand and said, choking you up again.
"Good for me?" Pig Gang said by pointing to his nose.
"It's natural, you come here." After saying that, Zhu Gangguan slowly crawled over, and Wukong said next to his ear: "When the time comes, I will learn that I can change thousands of women in the world, as well as the Chang'e you have been thinking about for a long time." As soon as the words fell, countless pictures of the resources of the island country appeared in Zhu Gangguan's mind, which was naturally Chen Fan's hands and feet, and while he was not paying attention, he put a small illusion, and a lot of saliva was already flowing.
looked at "Miss Gao", for the sake of her own happiness in the future, she fought hard, and said that when she was studying, her master didn't say that it couldn't be spread randomly, if Xuan knew it, he would not kill him, it was because your ancestor was a saint, who dared to pit your head Nima, he never dreamed that Chen Fan was bold.
"Who said no, but is what you just said true, lady?" Pig Gangguan asked.
"This is nature, well, you listen well, these thirty-six techniques include: mediation and creation, reversal of yin and yang, moving stars and changing buckets, returning to the sky and returning to the sun, calling for wind and rain, shaking the mountains and shaking the earth, driving the fog and clouds, drawing the river into land, longitudinal golden light, turning the river and stirring the sea, pointing to the earth into steel, the five elements of the great escape, Liujia Qimen, knowing the future against the future, whipping the mountain and moving stones, resurrecting from the dead, flying to support the trace, nine breaths of convincing, deriving Yuanyang, descending the dragon and subduing the tiger, mending the sky and bathing the sun, pushing the mountain and reclamation, pointing to the stone into gold, standing without a shadow, the fetus is easy to shape, the size is wishful, the flower blooms instantly, the wandering god is royal qi, the insight of the wall, Return to the wind and return to the fire, master the five thunders, dive into the abyss and shrink the ground, fly the sand and stones, carry the mountains and the sea, scatter beans into soldiers, and nail the seven arrows. Zhu Gangguan said so much in one breath, a little thirsty, Wukong quickly poured a cup of tea and handed it to him.
Zhu Gangguan became more and more satisfied, and then said: "The thirty-six changes are just incidental techniques, mainly thirty-six kinds of supernatural powers, I will pass on your formula, you come over." After saying that, he put it on Wukong's ear and bit it, but for the sake of the thirty-six changes Wukong held back and said to lick it.