Chapter 64: Fools Have to Face Reality
Wukong was bitten on the ear and kissed dozens of times, disgusting to death, but for the sake of Tiangang's technique, he held back the anger in his heart, and once it was even worse, he was almost kissed on the mouth.
"The lady has passed on you, are we going to rest, hehe, my old pig just learned a few new ways to play, should we play together." Pig just blinked after speaking.
Wukong sneered when he saw it and said, "Wasn't it very comfortable just now?" ”
Zhu Gangguan laughed twice when he heard it, and said, "The lady is so beautiful, my old pig can't help it." "After saying that, I want to kiss again.
"Hmph, my grandson wants you to kiss him enough today." Goku reverts back to his original form and punches Pig Gang on the head.
"Oops." The pig just screamed twice, and after rolling twice, he scolded: "You damn Bi Ma Wen, you actually got to the head of your grandfather pig, I don't want to live anymore, baa......a I'm sick to death. I quickly wiped my mouth, but in the end I was still not satisfied, and I vomited it, and there was a sour smell.
When Wukong saw it, he was even more annoyed, and directly took out the golden hoop stick and hit it, "Your grandmother has a leg, and she actually attacked my old pig." After speaking, Shangbaoqin gold palladium appeared in his hand, blocking Wukong's blow, but he still flew upside down and broke the wall, "This monkey seems to want to kill my old pig, the anger just now is so big, it seems that it is better to withdraw first, Ma Dan, count yourself unlucky." He knew that it was useless to tell the master, this monkey was an important change in the journey to the west.
"Bi Ma Wen, my old pig is a little hungry today, let's fight again in the future, my old pig will go first, hahaha......" Zhu Gang laughed.
However, this laughter angered Wukong even more, as if he was laughing at him again, and thinking about the appearance of being kissed by a pig's head with his face just now, looking at the direction he flew away, and shouting: "Where to go?" Today, I see that my grandson doesn't use your pig's head for wine. After saying that, a somersault chased over, Chen Fan shook his head, and said secretly: "Don't kill the pig's head with this monkey, it will be difficult to explain at that time, the poor monk should chase after it." ”
"Xuanzang, you wait here, I'll take a look." After speaking, he rode the white tiger directly and chased after him.
"Elder Tang, Elder Chen, he ......" Gao Taigong was a little worried.
"Amitabha, my senior brother is different from me, he also has a skill, and he can subdue demons and subdue demons." Tang Seng smiled.
"Where to go, today my grandson has to pick up your pigskin, since my grandson was born, I have never been insulted like this, you are the first, hehe, are you bold, or my grandson can't hold the golden hoop stick?" Wukong stopped Zhu Gangguan and sneered twice.
"Bi Ma Wen, don't you know what to do, you fucking deceived my supernatural powers, my old pig didn't say anything, who told you to meddle in things, where did you hide my mother?" Pig Gang Jian clenched the nine-toothed nail rake in his hand.
"Tricking you? Ha ha...... Is Tiangang Thirty-six Changes, whose supernatural powers? What can I do if my grandson learns? Hmph, as for your mother, she has already been rescued. At the end, Wukong's eyes became cold, and his figure disappeared directly behind Zhu Gangguan, raising his hand to make a stick.
Just as he was about to fall, Zhu Gangguan suddenly put the nine-toothed nail rake behind, "Damn Bi Ma Wen, you will sneak attack, and the old pig will fight with you." After speaking, the two flew into the sky, you came and went, and it took two or three hours, which made Chen Fan on the side very enjoyable.
"Amitabha, Wukong, stop it." Chen Fan walked out slowly, they were not tired, their eyes were a little painful.
"Uncle Shi, you wait a while, my grandson will tie him up in a quarter of an hour." Goku said as he played.
"Hey, who doesn't know how to say big things, why did Bi Ma Wen, who made a lot of trouble in the Heavenly Palace back then, actually enter the Buddha Gate, it's ridiculous." Zhu Gang was talking, but he didn't pay attention to the samadhi true fire that Chen Fan sneaked up on.
"Oops, it hurts! Pain! Pain! Who is so fucking vicious, he actually set the samadhi real fire to burn my old pig. Pig Gang scolded as he rolled on the ground.
"Hmph, you fool, I don't know what to do, it seems that the fire is still a little small." After Chen Fan heard this, he snorted coldly.
"The holy monk spares his life, the holy monk spares his life, my old pig is also a disciple of Buddhism, I am Guanyin Bodhisattva personally instructed to go to the west to learn scriptures, and then Guanyin blames it, what should you do, ouch." Pig Gang threatened.
This fool actually borrowed Guanyin to pressure me, Chen Fan was about to speak, and Wukong on the side said: "I didn't expect you to go to the west to learn scriptures, my grandson still thinks it's me alone, hehe, look where you run, as for Guanyin, don't you know that my master and uncle are not in harmony with Guanyin?" actually used Guanyin to press him. Wukong saw that Chen Fan had extinguished the fire of the pig's gangguana, so he quickly tied him up, twisted his ears and said.
"I ...... Brother Monkey, is his name Chen Fan? Although it hurts a little, Zhu Gangguan still secretly pleases Goku.
"I know, I still ask." Wukong patted him on the head, picked up the golden hoop stick and hit him thirty-six sticks fiercely, "This matter is over, I'll mention it later, my grandson has to pick your skin." Wukong said coldly.
"Gis is more than a mosquito, and he is familiar with it." Pig Gang muttered, and Wukong didn't hear what he said, but looking at the pig's head that had gained weight again, Wukong was still very relieved.
"Uncle Shi, hehe, my grandson has suffered such a big grievance, why can't you express it." Wukong flew to Chen Fan's side, rubbed his hands, and smiled.
"You monkey head, don't want to hit my peach again, although the peach is a little worse than the nine-thousand-year-old peach, but it will take eight thousand years to ripen once, and I only have one tree, and there are more than ten on it, why do you still want to eat? In the future, the poor monks will still give gifts, no, no. Chen Fan waved his hand and said, he hadn't eaten three of his peaches, and immediately asked the monkey to finish eating.
"Uncle, don't be angry! Then I don't want peaches, you can give me a few of the rest, just follow that Tang monk, what are you eating? It's not that you don't know. Wukong ran to the back and thumped Chen Fan's back and said.
"I really can't help you, give it to you." As he spoke, Chen Fan took out a few immortal apricots and bananas and handed them to him.
"Hehe, it's still the best uncle, I'll say that Tiangang has changed thirty-six times." Wukong next to Chen Fan's ear changed the thirty-six words of Tiangang.
"Good! Good! Good! Goku! Why don't you pass on to me the seventy-two changes of the earth's evils? Chen Fan said slowly.
"Hehe, uncle, you are so greedy, no, you can't spread it without Master's consent." Goku jumped away, squatting on a stone and eating the banana in his hand.
"I didn't want you for nothing, I passed on you a unique learning, for example, the Wuzhi Mountain is even more powerful, you don't learn it, I know that when you learned art, what you learned was the ability to save your life." Chen Fan said slowly.
After hearing this, Wukong ran over and said in surprise: "Oh? What skills? So powerful? ”
"If you come to the Divine Palm, do you want to learn it?" Chen Fan said.
"Uncle Shi, aren't you lying to my grandson, if you come to the gods' palm, then how can you not come to it." Wukong said angrily.
"You monkey head, how do you speak, within the Three Realms, the poor monks will have this ability, although it is called the Divine Palm, how can it only refer to the Buddha of the West Heaven? I'll slap you, and you'll see it. After Chen Fan finished speaking, he directly used the Buddha to move the mountains and rivers, hit the cave of Zhu Gangguan, and smashed it directly.
"That's amazing! Uncle Shi, or you should teach my grandson. Wukong naturally saw that his master's palm actually played the strength of the earth immortal.
"Want to learn? Take the seventy-two changes of the earth in exchange. Chen Fan said with a smile.
"Forget it, I won't learn it, only one trick is enough." After Wukong finished speaking, he also raised his hand and slapped the ground in front of him, and a hole that did not see the depth of the slap directly appeared.
What else can Chen Fan say, looking at Wukong, he doesn't feel good in his heart, Nima, don't you want to be so exaggerated, he only slapped him, and he actually learned seventy or eighty percent.
"Don't be jealous of the host, the gap between a fool and a genius, the fool has to face reality!"