Chapter 49: You from the Stars
"You from the stars?"
Yang Jian fixed his eyes and saw that six big characters appeared in the picture on the dark clouds.
"What kind of hex is this?" Yang Jian looked down at the Roaring Sky Dog and said, "Dead dog, do you recognize it?" ”
"I remember a stray cat roaming around the Land of Origin, and it had an extraordinary ability to control dreams and create mirages!" The Howling Dog cocked his tail and thought for a long time, "I think this is an illusion, similar to the dream created by that stray cat!" ”
"Hey, master, are you listening to me?"
"This woman with black glasses is dressed a little strangely, but she is really beautiful!"
Yang Jian's eyes widened, staring at a long-haired woman who appeared in the picture without blinking, and muttered.
"Master, this thing can't be seen!" The whistling dog "Wang" barked twice.
Yang Jian turned a deaf ear, his eyes were full of little stars: "If you can meet her, it will be wonderful!" ”
"Master, you have been confused by the illusion, it seems that I can only use pain to make you sober!"
Yang Jian sensed the coolness behind his buttocks, and he hurriedly turned around, facing the bloody mouth of the Roaring Sky Dog.
"Grass and mud horses!"
Yang Jian screamed, kicked the Flying Roaring Heavenly Dog, and then covered his crotch with both hands and cried wolf: "Dead dog, Lao Tzu swore to stew you and eat it!" ”
"No-sorry master, I was going to bite you in the ass, who knew you would suddenly turn around!"
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"You from the stars?"
Ah Li saw the six big characters displayed on the screen, and said in surprise: "What kind of magic is this?" ”
Shi Jinlang's mind moved, and a barrage rolled out of the screen: "It's not magic, this is a TV series." ”
"Bao'er, is this what you're talking about?" Ah Li looked back at the rabbit in surprise and said, "It's amazing!" By the way, what is a TV series? ”
"TV drama is a kind of continuous image developed by the combination of activity photography and slide projection, which is a modern art of vision and hearing, and also a synthesis of modern technology and art that can accommodate drama, photography, painting, music, dance, writing, sculpture, architecture and other arts."
Even a three-year-old child on earth knows what a TV series means, but Ah Li suddenly asked, and Shi Jinlang found that he couldn't explain the term, so he had to check Du Niang in the background, and then sent a barrage.
"I don't understand, it seems to be a very esoteric feeling, wow- is that the space world? Is that oval thing the Ark of Creation? Ah Li pointed to a flying saucer that appeared in the picture and screamed excitedly: "I've been hearing people talk about the space world since I was very young, and it turns out that there really is!" ”
"It seems to be a little more interesting than watching the live broadcast room!" Mao Mao glanced back at the crocodile mother and said.
The crocodile mother nodded and said, "At least there is no dead fat house to ask questions!" ”
"What is a dead fat house?" The jade-faced little flying tiger turned over and asked.
Maomao and the mother crocodile rolled their eyes at it, which meant to tell it that you are a newcomer and there is still a lot to learn.
"Wow - this big brother is so handsome!"
It was Ah Li's scream again.
"Well, he's the hero of this TV series!"
"What is a male lead?"
"It's a person who can't die with his own halo!"
"Why does Ah Li feel that his voice is a little strange?"
"This is the Chinese version, which was dubbed later!"
"What is the Chinese version and what is dubbing?"
Shi Jinlang was stunned again, and when he didn't know how to explain, Ah Li began to scream again.
"Why did the water cup fly into his hand on its own, does he have superpowers?"
"Hmmm! He has the eyesight of an eagle, the hearing of a wolf, and has an amazing speed of movement, which can teleport, pause time, have infinite strength, and live forever! ”
For fear that Ah Li would ask endless questions, Shi Jinlang decided to spoil him directly.
"Is there really such a powerful person in the world?" Ah Li clasped his hands in front of his chest, his eyes were full of little stars, and said: "If you marry such a person, you will definitely be very happy!" ”
When Shi Jinlang heard this, he turned his head to look at her, and as expected, Ah Li was committing a nymphomaniac.
"Boss, what are you doing, just show TV series, can you have a little professionalism!"
"That's right, rabbit be honest, lie down and don't move, it's really not okay Xiao San went over and held his head!"
Because the picture is projected from the two eyes of the rabbit, Shi Jinlang turned his head, and the picture disappeared, and Mao Mao and the crocodile mother were watching with relish, and they were naturally dissatisfied with the rabbit's behavior.
Shi Jinlang has the heart to beat people, but Ah Li also watched it with relish, she actually reached over and straightened the rabbit's head.
"This TV series is so good, Bao'er don't move!"
Shi Jinlang was full of black lines, and he had a feeling that he had dug a pit and buried himself.
The reason why Shi Jinlang cast the TV series instead of the live broadcast room was because he didn't want Ah Li to contact the group of people in the live broadcast room for the time being, otherwise Ah Li would definitely know that the current rabbit was no longer his original rabbit.
Shi Jinlang was afraid of Ah Li's reaction after knowing the truth, so he thought twice and decided to put on some TV series for Ah Li to pass the boring time.
Because girls on the earth love to chase Korean dramas, Shi Jinlang chose the classic Korean drama "My Love from the Star", of course, there is one most important reason.
The reason why Shi Jinlang asked Ah Li to see Professor Du Minjun was to let her accept the fact of the existence of "aliens" from the bottom of her heart, and when Shi Jinlang told Ah Li his true identity, Ah Li should not have an overreaction.
The ideal is always plump, but the reality is skinny. It's not that Shi Jinlang's trick "subtly" changes Ah Li's existing cognition in an incorrect way, but that Shi Jinlang shouldn't choose a TV series, the movie version of "You from the Stars" is only less than 90 minutes, and the TV version has a full 30 episodes, counting the end credits, an episode of 60 minutes of time, adding up to 30 hours.
Shi Jinlang used his own naked eyes to project the TV picture, which means that he has to keep his eyes open for a day and a night without eating, drinking, or blinking, and it will take six more hours to finish this TV series.
"Oh my God, why am I so stupid?"
Shi Jinlang felt like he was going to cry stupidly.
"Well, why don't we look at this, and change to a shorter one?"
"No way!"
"No way!"
"No way!"
"No way!"
Ah Li, Mao Mao, Mother Crocodile and Jade-faced Little Flying Tiger vetoed Shi Jinlang's proposal in unison for the first time.
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