"Is there such a magical spell in the world?" Yang Jian stared at the sky without blinking, and muttered to himself as he watched: "Although I don't want to admit it, this man named Du Minjun is really handsome!" ”

"That's right, it's three points more handsome than the master!"

Yang Jian turned his head suddenly, only to see the Roaring Sky Dog sitting on the ground with his tail between his legs, looking up at the sky intently.

"Dead dog, aren't you blind?"

"Hey, just right, just right!"

"Nima!" Yang Jian flew up, and the innocent Howling Sky Dog flew out again.

。。。。。。

"Ah, I know, this beautiful big sister is the heroine, and she's also a person who can't die with her own halo, right? She also has a lot of superpowers, right? ”

Seeing Qian Songyi appear, Ah Li couldn't help screaming again.

"It's a good heroine, but she doesn't have superpowers, and in general TV series, the heroine has always been set to cause trouble for the male protagonist, and in layman's terms, it's a good thing!"

"Whoever is the essence of the matter, you are the essence of the matter!" Mother Crocodile said loudly.

"Boss, don't talk when you watch TV, can you improve your quality a little!"

Mother Crocodile and Mao Mao were obviously fans of Qian Songyi, and when they heard the rabbit slandering the heroine of Qian Songyi, the two of them were immediately unhappy.

"Are you two itchy and underwhelmed?"

Shi Jinlang became angry when he heard this, how to say that Shi Jinlang is also a boss, and the crocodile mother and Maomao are obviously crazy on the verge of being beaten.

"Bao'er, don't make trouble, lie down obediently!"

Shi Jinlang just had the urge to get up and beat people, but Ah Li's little hand reached over and grabbed his ear again.

This is really a sad story, as a super rabbit who has been assimilated into the king continent, as a quasi-superhero who is about to save the world, as a man with the aura of the protagonist, he was actually grabbed by an unrestrained little girl and pressed to the ground, and more than once.

Shi Jinlang's heart has no waves, and he even wants to improvise a Bbox, how stupid can a person be to be used as a projector to press the ground to play a TV series, Jinlang himself didn't believe it when he said it, but he is now a rabbit-shaped projector.

The path you choose has to be finished on your knees, and the TV series you choose has to be finished while crying.

"Sister Ah Li, take a look at the sand in the boss's eyes, this picture is blurred into a mosaic!"

"Little San, you go and lick the cat urine in the rabbit's eyes, and put it on the back burner, which affects the old lady's TV viewing!"

"Ah, Bao'er, why are you crying, are you moved to cry by the love story of Brother Du Minjun and Sister Qian Songyi, don't cry, don't cry, Ah Li will help you wipe it!"

The most painful thing in the world is not that I stand in front of you and you don't know that I love you, but that I lie on the ground and the posture is set, but you just want to watch TV, the most painful thing is that Lao Tzu is crying in the wind when he opens his eyes, and you even think that Lao Tzu is moved to cry by the boring plot of the soap opera.

Forget it, can't you hide if you can't provoke Lao Tzu?

Shi Jinlang couldn't mess with these TV fans, and he didn't want to meet them in general, so he decided to sleep.

Because rabbits can open their eyes when they sleep, sleeping will not affect Shi Jinlang's TV series, he sets the player's screening order in Zhihai, and automatically helps them skip the opening and ending credits, so as to save a little time.

After doing all this, Shi Jinlang emptied his mind and fell asleep.

。。。。。。

I don't know how long I slept, Shi Jinlang suddenly heard a strange sound of electricity, and he slowly opened his eyes.

Everywhere you enter is a blurry scarlet world, and countless tadpole-like lights appear and disappear in front of Shi Jinlang's eyes.

"Where is this?"

The surrounding environment is no longer the grass where Shi Jinlang slept, and Ah Li, Mao Mao, Mother Crocodile and Jade-faced Little Flying Tiger are all gone.

"What happened?"

Shi Jinlang jumped up from the ground, this jump didn't matter, Shi Jinlang found that the rabbit's body was gone, to be precise, Shi Jinlang had no body, he became a bright light, exactly the same as the bright light in the shape of the "little tadpole" in front of him.

"Hold the grass - what's going on?"

Just as he was startled, the originally disorderly "little tadpoles" beside him suddenly lined up in a line and swam towards several black holes like solar flares not far away.

The "little tadpoles" that Shi Jinlang turned into were mixed in the tadpole group, following the footsteps of the large army and unconsciously surging forward.

"Ahh

A dazzling electric light flashed, and a "little tadpole" was swallowed up by one of the black holes, Shi Jinlang only felt his body tremble like an electric shock, and then he saw a black iron rod being pressed under a towering mountain, the iron rod was sometimes large and sometimes small, trying to hold up the mountain that was pressed on his body, but it did not succeed.

"Ahh

There was another dazzling electric light, Shi Jinlang saw a face, it was a man's face, he smiled on his face, and said softly to Shi Jinlang: "Little girl, do you want to eat this?" ”

"Ahh

Two more lightning lights lit up, and Shi Jinlang saw a group of crocodiles burned into charcoal in the fire.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I- I didn't mean to!" Shi Jinlang's voice was lonely and helpless.

"Roar—"

A tiger roar resounded through the mountains and forests, and Shi Jinlang saw a pair of sharp fangs extending out of his mouth, and the severe pain made him can't help but look up to the sky and roar.

"Ahh

"You are my heir, and this world, one day, will be entrusted to you to guard. You will be the embodiment of the will to protect this world. Work harder than me to protect this world! Don't, let the tragedy happen again. ”

Shi Jinlang heard a majestic and solemn voice ringing in his ears, but he couldn't see the speaker's appearance clearly.

"I can't, I can't!" Shi Jinlang wailed in pain.

"The war can be stopped by war, Jiang Ziya originally did the right thing, but he overcorrected and overdid the right thing, that is a mistake. And you are the one who corrects his mistakes! ”

"What is right and what is wrong?" Shi Jinlang lost his voice and roared angrily: "If you let me kill my uncle, you will let me fall into the devil!" ”

"Hahahaha-"

A series of contemptuous and cold mocking laughter resounded through the heavens and the earth, Shi Jinlang noticed the sharp pain in his forehead, a golden light tore through the sky, and a towering behemoth that almost filled the entire world nodded and smiled at Shi Jinlang under the illumination of golden light.

"You think you're a human, but you're a demon!"

"Ahh

"Datang's are all white and beautiful, and I'm very excited when I think about it!"

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