There are some things that are naturally inconvenient to do in Baiyun Temple. So Tianxuanzi and the little Taoist priest rented a separate courtyard at the Chase Inn.

As soon as he entered the courtyard gate, Tianxuanzi asked one after another, "How is it?" What do you think? "That look is exactly the same as the long-tongued woman in Jiuyin Town.

Hey, I don't know how hard he waited and how hard he laughed in this small courtyard.

The little Taoist priest replied weakly, "It's okay." ”

Tian Xuanzi was dissatisfied: "What do you mean it's okay?" Such a big event, at such a critical moment, how can there be the slightest mistake. Tell me, what did you learn? ”

"Makeup, speech, mannerisms, and so on."

Tian Xuanzi clapped his hands: "Okay, you put on makeup and show me." ”

The little Taoist priest was shocked: "No, you can't kill me." ”

……

Half an hour later.

Tian Xuanzi: "Okay?" I'll go, why is it that you put on makeup for a man than a woman for makeup? ”

Little Taoist: "If you hadn't threatened me, how would I have put on this makeup." You think it's easy for men to put on women's makeup, so wait slowly. ”

Half an hour later.

Tian Xuanzi: "Okay, it's dark." ”

This time, there was silence in the room, and then a muffled voice came: "All right. ”

As soon as he heard this, Tian Xuanzi, who was originally sitting lazily on the stone bench in the courtyard, jumped up and pushed open the door with three steps and two steps.

Go in and take a look, huh, little Taoist? Why aren't you there?

He looked again, only to notice that there was a person sitting on the innermost bed.

At this time, it was already dusk, and there was no oil lamp in the house, so Tianxuanzi couldn't see clearly, so he took a few steps forward.

Then, his head is a cloud!

In the room, on the bed, at some point, there was a woman.

is still a very beautiful woman, even the most beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life!

This woman has very delicate facial features and is extremely delicate. It's beautiful, but it's also more durable. When he glanced at it, he felt rude, and he wanted not to look at it, but he couldn't help but look at it again.

Looking at it directly, there was a hint of panic on the shy beauty's face, and Tianxuanzi realized that he was really abrupt of beauty. He hurriedly arched his hand and said softly: "This lady is invited, I don't know why you are here?" Where did my friend go? ”

When he said this, the beauty's eyes widened suddenly, her mouth opened wide, and she looked so surprised that she was really cute, extremely cute.

Tian Xuanzi felt dizzy, and his Dao heart, which had always been firm, couldn't help but tremble three times at this time. trembling, as if to collapse!

He didn't dare to look at it again, so he hurriedly lowered his head, arched his hand, and said hurriedly: "I'm sorry, I must have gone to the wrong room and startled the lady." I, I take my leave, farewell. ”

After saying that, he ran out of the door, and thoughtfully closed the door.

Yes! What happened? Seeing this scene, the little Taoist priest was dumbfounded.

This day, Xuanzi is deliberately teasing me, coaxing me to play, right? Don't be so naïve!

This small courtyard is in the inn, and there is only one big room in the courtyard. Did he go to the wrong room? I'll go.

When the little Taoist priest was thinking so, he heard the door "bang" and hit the wall hard, and Tianxuanzi rushed in like the wind, and his hand was pointing straight at the little Taoist priest, and he screamed "ah" and "ah" in his mouth.

After a few "ahs", Tianxuanzi leaned over, looked at the little Taoist priest carefully, and then walked out without saying a word. That shaky posture was as if he was drunk, which made people so worried, and if he took another step forward, he would fall to the ground.

Well, the little Taoist priest was sure that Xuanzi was not playing with himself this day, he was obviously hit on the head by something. So, he was smashed stupid.

Hey, poor man, the little Taoist priest sighed.

Before he finished sighing, he saw that Tianxuanzi walked in trembling again. The walking frame is like an old lady who is more than a hundred years old, and then walks to his coffin step by step. It's so worrying, if he takes another step forward, he won't be able to stand it and break his breath.

Finally walked in front of the little Taoist, Tianxuanzi asked in a voice that trembled like a candle in the wind, "Yes, is it you?" ”

was trembling by his voice, and the little Taoist priest was also inexplicably nervous. He also said in a trembling voice, "Yes, it's me!" ”

Hearing his voice, Tianxuanzi's whole body trembled violently, making the little Taoist priest worry about whether his old skeleton would completely fall apart after this trembling!

After this trembling, Tianxuanzi seemed to be ten years older. His back bent harder, and his voice shook even more:

"Really, is it really you?"

"Really, it's really me!"

After hearing this answer, Tian Xuanzi's body slammed up, and he quickly stretched out his hand and grabbed the little Taoist's face, that is, rubbed it violently.

At this moment, he seemed to have changed from an old lady in his hundred years old to a young man in his twenties. Moreover, the strength suddenly increased a lot, and the little Taoist who rubbed it was called a pain.

The little Taoist priest couldn't stand the pain, so he flew up and kicked Tianxuanzi to the ground.

Tian Xuanzi didn't seem to feel pain, sat on the ground and muttered: "Really, it's really that dead Taoist priest, really not wearing a human skin mask." ”

The little Taoist priest rushed to him and said angrily: "Tianxuanzi, you have a sick brain." ”

As soon as Tian Xuanzi saw his face, as if he had been bitten by a poisonous snake, he turned his head like lightning: "Go, go, hurry up and wash, I can't see you like this." ”

He smiled bitterly: "You are like this, I don't want to be a confidant with you anymore, but I want to be a husband and wife with you." ”

As soon as the three words of husband and wife fell into his ears, the little Taoist priest also rushed to the table like lightning as if he had been bitten by a poisonous snake, picked up his face towel and wiped it desperately.

When he finished removing the makeup on his face, he found that at some point, Tianxuanzi had left.

Walking out of the room, the little Taoist priest saw Tianxuanzi sitting on a stone bench in the courtyard, staring blankly at the vast night.

The little Taoist priest walked over and sat down beside him. Tian Xuanzi's body shook slightly, and he looked at him sideways, with a very strange expression on his face.

Being looked at by him like this, the little Taoist priest felt shy. He said angrily: "Look at what you see, if you look at it again, I will turn my face." ”

Tian Xuanzi shook his head and smiled. After this smile, he finally stopped being so strange and turned back into the Tianxuanzi that the little Taoist priest was familiar with.

Tian Xuanzi sighed: "Tianyizi, your trick is too ruthless, don't use it." ”

The little Taoist priest also sighed: "Tianxuanzi, if you really can't help it, you think I want to use this trick." ”

"Yes," Tengenko nodded, and then he laughed. The more he laughed, the harder he laughed, and he sat on the ground laughing: "I really want to see it earlier, Tianqingzi's expression when he encountered this trick." It's funny to think about it, it's laughing to death! ”

The next day, Chase Inn.

At the door of the inn, Tianxuanzi smiled and greeted a young Taoist priest. This Taoist priest is Tianqingzi, and he is indeed handsome.

After the two exchanged pleasantries for a while, Tian Xuanzi led Tian Qingzi to the small courtyard. In the courtyard, he stopped and said hesitantly: "Brother Dao, there is a person in this room, who is also a Taoist priest. He came to me for something, and I didn't want to say yes. But seeing that this matter was related to Brother Dao, he invited him over and had a separate chat with Brother Dao. ”

"Something to do with me, weird?" Tian Qingzi was suspicious in his heart and pushed the door in.

He didn't know that Tianxuanzi behind him swept away the appearance of the fairy wind bones before, slipped under the window like a thief, pricked up his ears, and listened to the foot of the wall there.

After Tianqingzi entered, he saw at a glance that there was a woman standing in the middle of the room.

Tianqingzi was secretly angry: This Tianxuanzi is really, a lonely man and a widow, let me meet a young woman alone. When this news spreads, it is a great obstacle to my reputation.

He was about to withdraw, but saw the woman in front of him turn around. But it is, a very beautiful woman. The beauty, with his Dao heart, couldn't help but lose his mind.

In this distraction, the woman bowed down.

Tianqingzi was shocked, and he didn't have time to think about it, so he hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop it. I only felt that the tentacles were gentle and slippery, making his heart can't help but move again.

Tian Qingzi hurriedly suppressed the thoughts in his heart, and said, "Little lady, I don't know why you made this great gift to the poor road!" ”

The woman opened her mouth and said, "Brother Dao, please don't save your life!" ”

This voice was very soft, and when it was heard in Tianqingzi's ears, it was like a thunderbolt on a sunny day. Because, this is clearly a male voice!

A thought quickly flashed through his mind: This, this is actually a man!

This time, Tianqingzi only felt that the remaining softness in his hands immediately became greasy, and it was still greasy that could not be washed clean. He held back his nausea and said angrily, "I don't talk to people like you. ”

He turned and was about to leave. Unexpectedly, the man took a step forward, stopped at the door, and said in a wailing voice: "Ask Brother Dao to fulfill me and Grandpa Guo." ”

The three words "Grandpa Guo" hit Tianqingzi's heart like lightning. At this moment, his voice trembled a little: "You, what nonsense are you talking about?" What is your relationship with Li Guogong? ”

The man smiled sadly, lowered his head and said, "What is the relationship between me and Grandpa Guo, hehe, what is the relationship between me and Grandpa Guo." ”

He looked up, there were tears in his eyes, and in the tears, there were endless memories and deep happiness.

Like a dream, he said softly: "That year, Grandpa Guo just came to Chongqing. It was on that drizzly spring night that I met him. ”

"At that time, I was wearing a Taoist robe and standing under a peach tree. And Grandpa Guo was wearing a red roof and standing under the eaves. ”

"He saw me at a glance, I saw him at a glance. Then ......"

"Stop, stop!" Tianqingzi shouted: "Don't say the fleshy one, let's talk about the point." ”

"The point is, I covet the heroism of Grandpa Guo, and Grandpa Guo covets my beautiful appearance. I walked with him and lived a period of envy of mandarin ducks and not immortals. ”

"Grandpa Guo also rebuilt the Xiangyun Temple for me, and invited me to settle in when he thought of it, so that I could stay with him for a long time. It's just that the Taoist temple has not been completed yet, and my happiness has come to an end. ”

"I don't know which one killed a thousand knives with more mouths, but the matter between me and Grandpa Guo actually reached the ears of Madame. Madame was furious and sent for me. I ran. Mrs. forced each other to die, forcing the grandfather of the country to agree, in the auspicious cloud view, never use local Taoist priests. ”

"In this way, my auspicious cloud view has become the auspicious cloud view of Brother Dao!"

Speaking of this, the man cried: "Ask Brother Dao to fulfill it, and give me back my auspicious cloud view!" ”