122 The Rabbit of Rabbit Lane
The little Taoist priest screamed miserably, and slammed open the door of the bee cave with his head.
He only felt a headache in his head and a dazzle in his eyes. When the eyes could see, they saw that suddenly there was an extra face in front of them, a face that was greased and powdered.
Tsk, it's pretty good. The little Taoist priest sighed in his heart, and then he asked, "Girl, please ......"
As soon as the word "please" was spoken, the beautiful girl shouted: "Sisters, come out quickly, someone is smashing the field!" ”
This voice is actually a male voice!
With this shout, "Hula", a large group, "sisters", surrounded him, all looking at him with curious faces.
"Yo, yes, this little face is very handsome. The slave family saw that he liked it tightly, and when the stinky men saw it, they couldn't help but itch their hearts and bodies. ”
"Chun Erniang, Chun Erniang, come here, this smashing face is really good, your second sister in Chongqing's name, I'm afraid I can't keep it."
"Here we go." With this soft, singing, unable to distinguish between male and female voices, a "woman" twisted her willow waist and walked over gracefully.
The "woman" lowered her body, and the little Taoist priest was directly dumbfounded!
This person is so coquettish, and he is a real "beauty" who is only under Rou'er and the evil woman. Look at these peach blossom eyes, with autumn waves in their eyes, and the autumn waves are flowing, it is very amorous!
The "beauty" exhaled like an orchid, glanced at the little Taoist priest carefully, and said angrily: "Sure enough, she was born very well, but this makeup, who painted it?" Hey, it's defiled this pretty face. ”
As she spoke, "she" stretched out her orchid finger and touched the little Taoist's face: "The skin is fine and tender, it feels very good, and it is superior." ”
The hand slid again and pinched it on the little Taoist's chest: "There are soft and hard, and it will be comfortable and superior when kneaded." ”
In the end, his hand was still down, and he took it out there, and then he was overjoyed, patting his "breasts" and laughing: "When I saw a beauty like the slave family, there was no reaction there." It shows that it is the same as the slave family, but it is not attacked. If you have both attack and receive, with the majesty of that place, the slave family will be in danger. Now, hehe, little sister, you're a little bit off! ”
I don't know what kind of technique "she" makes, but I just touched it, but through my pants, I kneaded the little Taoist priest's place vividly. The tingling stimulation came to the scene, which made the little Taoist priest stunned for a moment before he came to his senses: I went, and I was taken advantage of.
And, for the first time in my life, I was taken advantage of by a man!
Oh, my God! It's scary.
What's even more terrifying is that after being swept by the coquettish face in front of him, the little Taoist suddenly found that he didn't feel disgusting!
Ahh It's really scary.
The frightened expression on the little Taoist priest's face was revealed in the eyes of the "beauty", and the flower was discolored. "She" then pursed her lips and smiled: "Little sister, you better go back obediently." If you want to come to smash the field, after a few years, my sister will be old, and it will not be too late for you to come again. ”
The little Taoist priest hurriedly defended: "I'm not here to smash the field, I'm here to apprentice." ”
"Apprentice? Come to my house to apprentice? "Beauty" was shocked.
"Exactly!" As soon as the little Taoist priest's eyes were closed, and when he opened them again, he had entered the state at this moment.
He blinked, squeezed out, half a tear. Then looking up at the sky, he said leisurely: "There is a great benefactor in my family who saved the lives of several members of my family. My family can't repay it, so I want to make a promise. ”
"It was my sister who originally promised each other. My sister's name for her beauty is known from far and near. But the benefactor was very respectful to my sister and refused to touch half of it. ”
"At first, my family thought it was a benefactor's high wind and bright festival. Later, I found out that he was not interested in my sister at all, but he was very interested in me. ”
"In order to repay the favor, and in order to let the benefactor continue to take care of his family, my father and mother will call me, call me that, and promise each other."
"I, I didn't want to, but later, I agreed. But I don't know how to serve men, so I came here to learn a teacher and learn an art. ”
As soon as he said this, a group of "women" were shocked and stopped, and then laughed and laughed wildly.
Chun Erniang was even more dizzy with laughter, and for a while she was even more delicate, "she" covered her mouth and said: "This is the first time that the slave family has heard of such an interesting thing." There are no guests on the left and right now, so the slave family will personally guide my sister. ”
Pulled the little Taoist priest into his "boudoir", sat down in front of the dresser according to him, Chun Erniang asked the maid to bring a basin of water, washed off the makeup on his face, and praised: "What a good seedling!" Just now, the slave family was too confident, if my sister entered this industry, it wouldn't take a year, and my sister's bowl of rice would be lost in Rabbit Alley. ”
She smiled: "My sister's appearance is too delicate for a man." But for a woman, it is a little more heroic. Tsk, it's a pity that my sister doesn't be a woman. Come, and let my sister dress you up, keep you out, and kill those stinky men. ”
As she spoke, Chun Erniang took out a large number of red, white and black bottles, busied on the little Taoist's face, and said in her mouth: "Those vulgar powders outside are only blindly made up according to women's makeup." But I don't know that men have different skills when they wear women's makeup. Sister, these are my sister's secrets. If it weren't for my sister, you really weren't a fellow believer, so I wouldn't tell you, sister. Now what my sister said, my sister has to listen carefully. ”
Chun Erniang taught and painted, and after a full hour, she finally nodded with satisfaction.
The maid brought a basin of water, and the little Taoist priest took a closer look, and the whole person was stunned.
What was reflected in the water was a very beautiful and charming face.
This face, elegant and quiet, implies a bit of heroism. At first glance, I just think it's very good-looking. When I look at it again, I feel very comfortable. If you take a closer look, you can taste a little bit of flavor. So the more I looked at it, the more I wanted to see it, and gradually I indulged in it!
It was only when the coquettish laughter sounded in his ears that the little Taoist priest woke up like a dream. He looked away in a daze, not daring to look again. I only felt a great fear in my heart.
Is it wrong to be a man who has been a man for 18 years? Is she a woman?
The little Taoist priest shook his head vigorously, as if he wanted to throw this ridiculous idea out of his mind.
"Hey," Chun Erniang sighed: "What a beauty, it seems to be more beautiful than my sister and me," "She" weighed it, and then reluctantly said: "Three points more beautiful than my sister, no, two points." ”
After speaking, "she" took the little Taoist priest's hand and went out of the house, shouting: "Sisters." ”
There was silence in the courtyard, and then, "Jiao Hue" rang out, and more than a dozen "women" gathered around in unison. Without saying anything, he stretched out his hand, touched the little Taoist priest's body, rubbed left and right, pinched up and down.
The little Taoist priest who was still in a trance didn't pay attention, and he only felt that his whole body was attacked everywhere. He was startled and desperately resisted. But countless hands stretched out like crazy, he could block this, how could he block that. After a while, even the most important place was touched more than a dozen times.
Fortunately, Chun Erniang felt sorry for him, and after knocking off a few hands, she pulled him into the house, closed the door, and rescued him.
helped him straighten his clothes, Chun Erniang smiled: "This makeup sister is good." But to keep a man's heart, beauty alone can't do it. There are a lot of skills in this, and my sister will teach you them today. ”
"Anyone who loves the rabbit master, this is good, not only soft, but also rigid. Because if you talk about softness alone, men can't compare to women in any way. So to hold the hearts of those men, my sister has to ......"
This kind of "boudoir secret technique", the little Taoist priest was not interested, but Chun Erniang said it was really interesting, and he listened to it unconsciously.
Chun Erniang not only said, but also taught hand-in-hand. So when the little Taoist priest realized that something was wrong, he was already lying on the bed, and Chun Erniang was already half-leaning in his arms.
The little Taoist priest wanted to get out of bed, but was reflexively pressed under Chun Erniang. I saw that this "beauty" blushed on her face, and it was clear that she was emotional.
Panting carefully, Chun Erniang said in a greasy voice: "My sister is still a man in her heart now, how can she repay her kindness?" ”
"Sister, please don't rush to leave. Sister, what I'm best at is turning the straight into the round. My sister only needs to stay in my sister's room for two days, and the manager will love it. From then on, it can be attacked and accepted. ”
Confused by her, the little Taoist priest was confused, if he had changed those "women" outside, he would have punched him at this time. But this emotional Chun Erniang is actually more feminine than a woman. is so charming, it is, it is the only time he has seen it in his life.
Chun Erniang said with a smile: "My sister's favorite thing is to pretend to be a woman and attract those normal men." Then, when they are in a hurry, lead them to a good place. After keeping them for a try, I couldn't put down my sister ever since. Sister, let go today, let my sister serve you well, and let you be the living immortal again. ”
Seeing a cherry lip kissed over, the little Taoist priest's confused brain suddenly woke up. He screamed, pushed Chun Erniang away, and got out of bed with a wide roll. Seeing that Chun Erniang was about to stick up again, he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no need, I, I want to try again in the future." ”
Chun Erniang suddenly realized: "It turns out that my sister wants to leave this first time to your benefactor." My sister is really amazing, she was born to understand a man's heart. ”
"For a Long Yangjun, the most exciting thing in this world is to turn the man you like from straight, slowly, and *into a circle."
"Since my sister has this heart, my sister will naturally not be reluctant. It's just that when I have time in the future, my sister will have to come often. ”
The little Taoist priest nodded again and again: "Definitely, definitely." ”
He didn't dare to stay any longer, so he hurriedly washed his face, and after dropping a piece of silver, he ignored Chun Erniang's grievances and fled in embarrassment!
When he got out of Rabbit Alley and was blown by the cold wind, the little Taoist priest really woke up.
He sat down weakly against the corner of the wall, only feeling that he seemed to have had the most absurd and bizarre dream!