Chapter 232: The Big "Trouble" Imperial Dining Room
"Big—sir!" Shi Yinong looked panicked and stammered: "Big-Lord must not say anything, the Liangyi Hall is for the emperor's bed, and only the emperor is qualified to live, although the lord is the director of the super-management bureau, he cannot live in the Liangyi Palace, otherwise it will lead to death!" ”
"Kill your sister's head, you dead eunuch!" Shi Jinlang glanced at Shi Yinong and said: "Master Rabbit - forget it, go back to the Tiansao Emperor's Mansion first!" ”
"Yes, yes!"
Shi Jinlang originally wanted to brag about a bull pen, but Ah Li kept pinching him behind with his little hand, and when the words came to his mouth, Jinlang swallowed it back, bullshit emperor sleeps, Lao Tzu can sleep wherever he wants.
Shi Yinong took Shi Jinlang and others to watch all the way, and only came to the gate of the East Palace after more than 20 minutes.
The East Palace is directly east of the Taiji Palace, looking low from a distance, there is no momentum of the Taiji Hall and the Liangyi Palace, and he is used to seeing the big palace, and then looking at the East Palace, Shi Jinlang feels that there is no kennel here, which strengthens Shi Jinlang's determination to sleep in the Liangyi Palace.
"Then, this brand was made overnight by the craftsmen last night!" Shi Yinong pointed to a huge plaque on the training door and said, "I don't know if the adults are still satisfied?" ”
Shi Jinlang pouted and said, "It's okay!" ”
Go out to the training gate, the field of vision suddenly opens up, in front of the Mingde Palace, the Mingde Hall is the façade palace of the East Palace, it looks magnificent, but it is not comparable with the Taiji Hall and the Liangyi Palace, and even the Ganlu Hall where the colorful people live.
"Welcome home!"
Seeing Shi Yinong coming back with a few people, a group of palace maids and eunuchs who had been waiting early hurriedly came up to greet him.
"Oh, I just welcomed Lord Ben back to the palace, and now I'm going back to the house?"
"Yes-it was the empress who ordered in advance to let the old slave take Lord Shi to visit the Taiji Palace first!"
“...”
Shi Jinlang suddenly realized now, the so-called "return to the palace" just now is a formality, this "kennel" is Shi Jinlang's mansion, and the relationship has just been shopping for so long, and it is very vain.
"Alright, let's all go down!" Shi Jinlang said with black lines on his head: "Lord Ben wants to be quiet!" ”
"The old slave retires!"
Shi Yinong bowed deeply to Shi Jinlang, and then waved his hand and prepared to leave with the palace maids and eunuchs.
"Come back!"
Shi Jinlang waved his hand, and Shi Yinong hurriedly turned around and came back.
"Do you have any other commands?"
"Where's my friends?"
Shi Jinlang glanced around, but he didn't see Maomao, the crocodile mother and the howling dog, and he was a little anxious.
"Friends?" Shi Yinong looked puzzled and said, "What friend?" ”
"Oh no-" Shi Jinlang shook his head and said, "It's a pet, where are the pets of Lord Ben, a monkey, a crocodile and a big wolf dog!" ”
"Are they pets kept by the Lords?" Shi Yinong patted his thigh and said, "Oh no, I'm sent to the imperial dining room early in the morning!" ”
"What's that?" Shi Jinlang raised his eyebrows and said, "What are you doing in the imperial dining room?" ”
"The old slave still thinks that these wild animals are given to you by the empress, so the old slave has made a suggestion to let the imperial dining room help the adults stew in advance, and now most of them are already cooked——"
"Your uncle!"
Shi Jinlang patted his thigh and said, "How to get to the imperial dining room?" ”
"The Imperial Dining Room is next to the Inner Chamberlain!"
"How to go to the Inner Chamberlain?"
"The Inner Chamberlain Province is in the southwest corner of the Yeting Palace?"
"How do you get to the Ting Palace?"
"The old slave personally brought the adult over!"
Shi Jinlang's fierce questioning made Shi Yinong so frightened that he almost fainted on the spot, he didn't say much, and ran away.
"Yuan Fang, you take Ah Li and Daji baby to the back to rest first, and Lord Ben will go back when he goes!"
"Sir, why don't we go with you?" Ah Li looked at Shi Jinlang thoughtfully and asked.
"No need, you're probably tired after walking for so long, I'll just go alone!"
"In this way, let the palace maids take Sister Ah Li and Daji's baby to rest, and Yuan Fang will accompany the adults over!" Li Yuanfang looked at Shi Jinlang and said.
"That's fine!"
Shi Jinlang nodded, pulled out his legs and chased after Shi Yinong.
Li Yuanfang finished instructing the palace maid, and then chased after him.
Although Shi Yinong, the dead eunuch, is old, his legs and feet are really sharp, and Shi Jinlang urges the splitting light to turn shadows to keep up with him.
"Good kung fu, adult!" Shi Yinong turned back to Shi Jinlang while running and said: "Looking at the entire Chang'an City, there are very few people who can beat the old slave in terms of foot strength, adults have such skills at a young age, and over time, the future will be limitless!" ”
"Don't pat yourself on the back, if these pets are really stewed, you look good!"
Shi Yinong was startled, exerted force under his feet, and ran forward even more lifelessly.
Five minutes later, Shi Yinong and Shi Jinlang rushed to the imperial dining room one after another.
"Hold the grass - what's the situation?"
As soon as he pushed the door in, Shi Jinlang was instantly dumbfounded.
The huge imperial dining room was a mess, pots and pans were thrown everywhere, and the floor was full of scraps of all kinds of food, large bones full of tooth marks, half-eaten old bacon, and many apples and peaches that had only been bitten in one bite.
Under the board table in the far corner, several fat-headed and big-eared cooks were stacked on top of each other, their faces were pale, and there were traces of urine on their trouser legs, and it seemed that they had been frightened before they fell unconscious.
"Someone, there's an assassin!"
Shi Yinong glanced at it, turned around and ran towards the door.
"Come back, not an assassin!" Shi Jinlang rolled his eyes and said, "Have you ever seen an assassin rob the imperial dining room?" ”
Shi Yinong wiped the fine sweat on his forehead and said, "This is also true!" ”
"Purr—purr—"
At this moment, there was a sudden thunderous snoring sound from behind the stove.
"Who?" Shi Yinong exclaimed, pulled out a thin soft silver sword from his waist, he took a sword flower in his right hand, and stretched out his left hand to block Shi Jinlang behind him and said, "My lord, be careful of danger!" ”
"No assassins!" Shi Jinlang angrily pushed away Shi Yinong and said: "Let you not provoke my pets, now it's okay, the imperial dining room has been made a big fuss by them!" ”
Shi Jinlang slowly walked behind the stove, and sure enough, Maomao was pillowing the crocodile mother, and the two were sleeping on the ground. Looking at their round bellies, the "culprit" has finally been found in the mess of this place.
"This-" Shi Yinong glanced at the monkey and the crocodile, and was so shocked that he couldn't speak.
"Get up, get up!"
Shi Jinlang stepped forward and twisted Maomao's ears, and then kicked the crocodile mother again.
"Ahh
Seeing Shi Jinlang appear, Mao Mao jumped up and threw himself into his arms.
"If the boss doesn't show up again, we'll have to make a big fuss in Chang'an City!"
Maomao looked aggrieved, crying like an aggrieved child.
"Okay, how old is the monkey, still crying?"
Shi Jinlang rolled his eyes, glanced around, and asked, "What about the Howling Sky Dog?" ”
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