"I don't know!"

Mao Mao scratched the back of his head and said, "After we ate together, I fell asleep, and I don't know where the dead dog went!" ”

"Hiccup-" The crocodile mother burped, and said in a lazy voice: "The dead dog ran to the yard in front, what is the Tang Dynasty's is white and beautiful, and it wants to solve the happiness of the second half of its life!" ”

"Happiness in the second half of your life?"

Shi Jinlang is full of black lines, most of this dead dog is in estrus, and he went out to solve the sexual happiness of the lower half of his body.

"Boss, do you want me to find it?"

"No!" Shi Jinlang shook his head and said, "This dead dog wave is enough, and he will come back!" ”

Shi Jinlang's 3,000 whiskers still have the dog tag of the Howling Sky Dog, so he is not afraid of the Howling Sky Dog getting lost.

"And-" Shi Jinlang stretched out his hand and pointed to the few fat cooks under the board table and said, "Which of the two of you will explain to me, what is going on with these cooks?" ”

"Boss, you can't blame us for this!" Mao Mao spread his hands and said: "This group of fat cooks is very bad, they discussed to unload us into eight pieces, and then throw it into the oil pot to fry, after frying, it will be cooked, and it will be steamed after cooking, this is not the dead old lady will be angry, the dead old lady will have a bloody mouth, and this group of fat cooks will be scared to pee!" ”

Mao Mao winked his eyebrows at the mother crocodile as he spoke, and motioned for it to echo the words.

"That's right, this group of dead fat scoops is very annoying, this dead deformed monkey took out its burning stick and shook it indiscriminately, and this group of dead fat scoops fainted!"

"What's going on with all this stuff on the ground?" Shi Jinlang asked, pointing to food scraps on a ground.

"Boss, you may not believe it, they were the first to do it!" Mao Mao scratched the back of her head and said embarrassedly.

"That's right, it's they who first give off their fragrance to tempt us, and if we don't eat it, we won't give face!" Mother Crocodile chimed in.

"Shame on the dead!"

Shi Jinlang rolled his eyes and said, "You two go back with me, and you are not allowed to come to the imperial dining room again in the future!" ”

"We don't want to come here either!" Mao Mao stretched out his hand and pointed to Shi Yinong, who was looking at the bewildered on the side, and said: "It's all this old immortal dead eunuch who tricked us into coming over, saying that he took us to a good place, this bad old man is very bad!" ”

"Is the monkey talking about the old slave?" Shi Yinong looked at the monkey and pointed at himself, stunned for a moment, and asked Shi Jinlangdao.

"Hmm!" Shi Jinlang nodded and said, "The monkey said that you are a handsome old man!" ”

"Squeak-"

At this moment, the door of the imperial dining room was pushed open from the outside, and Li Yuanfang, who was panting, gasped and said, "Big-sir, you wait for me!" Huh—hold the grass—"

"Don't be surprised, the thief has entered the imperial dining room!" Shi Jinlang stepped forward and patted Li Yuanfang's shoulder and said.

"No wonder!" Li Yuanfang said with a solemn face: "I always feel a little weird when I come over!" ”

"Alright, detective, the little thief is gone!" Shi Jinlang smiled and said, "Let's go home!" ”

Shi Yinong stayed to clean up the mess of the imperial dining room, and Shi Jinlang left the imperial dining room with Li Yuanfang, Mao Mao and the crocodile mother.

As soon as he took two steps out of the door, Li Yuanfang stopped abruptly and looked not far away.

"What's wrong?"

Shi Jinlang asked curiously.

"My lord, that little thief hasn't left yet, it's not far ahead!" Li Yuanfang stretched out his hand and pointed to the empty street and said, "I can feel his presence!" ”

"Hahaha-" Shi Jinlang smiled and said: "Don't be suspicious, the adult lied to you just now, there is no little thief at all, the culprits who made a big fuss in the imperial dining room are Mao Mao and the crocodile mother!" ”

"N-no!"

Li Yuanfang frowned and said, "My lord, there is a murderous aura!" ”

"The murderous aura of the ghost!"

Shi Jinlang glanced around, it was noon, the streets were empty, and there was not even a ghost in sight.

"My lord, follow me!"

After Li Yuanfang said this, he rushed forward without looking back.

"It does seem to be a strange movement!" Mao Mao stood in place, also with a solemn face.

Li Yuanfang said it alone, but now even Mao Mao said so, Shi Jinlang couldn't help but believe it, you must know that Mao Mao is a six-eared macaque, and the hearing of six ears is not covered.

"Where?" Shi Jinlang looked back at Mao Mao and asked.

"Boss, you come with me!"

Mao Mao pulled out the freewheeling hardcore soldiers and ran towards a small courtyard in front of him.

"It's in this room!"

Entering the courtyard, Mao Mao pointed to a brick house and said to Shi Jinlang.

Shi Jinlang took out the diamond from the three thousand whiskers, and a black mist evaporated, and Shi Jinlang's body was instantly covered with a layer of black armor as hard as steel. Shi Jinlang had to be cautious, because the emergence of the super evolution system gave ordinary people the opportunity to obtain superpowers, at this juncture, someone could avoid the guards of the layers of guards, and unknowingly touch into the Yeting Palace, who would it be if it wasn't a superpower?

"Hold the grass, boss, what's going on with you?" Seeing Shi Jinlang's instant transformation, Mao Mao's whole person looked stupid.

"I'll explain to you when I'm done!"

Shi Jinlang cautiously walked to the door, then kicked open the door and shouted loudly: "Listen to the people inside, Lord Ben is the director of the Supermanagement Bureau Shi Jinlang is also, you have been surrounded, don't try to resist, come out and surrender quickly!" ”

"Little cutie, my father-in-law loves you!"

"Uh-huh-ahhh My father-in-law is really necrotic! ”

The door was kicked open, and an unsightly picture appeared in front of Shi Jinlang's eyes, a eunuch was rolling around on a bed with a palace maid, and the eunuch's salty pig hand was now stretched out on the two towers on the palace maid's chest.

"Ah, my lord's life, my lord's life!"

Seeing Shi Jinlang coming in, the eunuch and the palace maid were startled, and the two of them rolled down from the bed and knelt on the ground.

Shi Jinlang said with black lines on his head: "One of you two is a eunuch and the other is a palace maid, can you do something?" ”

"Hui-Hui-sir, no-can't!" The eunuch was so frightened that he was sweating profusely and trembling.

"What's the picture?" Shi Jinlang said angrily: "What does it mean to just pick and touch with your fingers?" ”

"Hui-Hui-sir, no-it's boring!"

"Don't want to pick and touch?" Shi Jinlang snorted coldly and said, "It's really hateful, wasting Lord Ben's precious time!" ”

"Great-adults spare their lives, adults spare their lives!"

"Alright, I won't kill you!" Shi Jinlang snorted and said, "Don't do boring things in the future, you know?" ”

"Got it, got it!"

"Let's go, let's go!"

"Thank you for not killing!"

The eunuch and the palace maid thanked Dade for a while, and then ran out of the courtyard.

Shi Jinlang turned his head and stared at Mao Mao behind him, and said angrily: "This is what you said about murderous aura?" ”

"Boss, Li Yuanfang said that there is murderous aura, I didn't say that there is murderous aura!" Mao Mao hurriedly defended: "I'm talking about movement, who knows what they're doing?" ”

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