The old Taoist priest hurriedly helped her up, and said in his mouth: "It's just a little ghost, it's just a talisman, I don't deserve such a big gift from the lady, please hurry up." ”

Just a little ghost? Although that ghost is not a climate, he is not very good, but he really can't deal with it. Is this old Taoist still a real master? The little Taoist priest watched intently at the moment as he drew talismans.

Well, the equipment for drawing talismans is quite exquisite. It's a charm that breaks evil, and it's the right way. The technique of drawing talismans is reasonable. Wait, this evil charm is not right. The head and feet of the talisman are fine, but the place in the heart of the talisman should be an arc, but it was turned into a skimming by him. Although this change is subtle, the effect of the evil charm is gone.

After the drawing, the old Taoist priest hit the talisman paper three times with the tip of the pen, and then pointed at the talisman with the vajra sword. He took the talisman in his hand, looked at it, and smiled, showing great satisfaction.

The little Taoist priest was eager to punch him. What's the matter, this talisman has no aura at all, it's just a piece of waste paper, or a piece of waste paper with the wrong key parts.

If you take this piece of paper, you can drive away ghosts, and then you really see ghosts. But if you can't exorcise the ghosts, it will only take two or three days at most, and even if this woman is not burned to death by the villagers, she will be killed by evil spirits!

To deceive people with such fakes, isn't this a disregard for human life?

Seeing that the woman happily took out the money, the little Taoist priest couldn't help it anymore, snorted coldly, and was about to speak.

The old Taoist didn't even look at the little Taoist, but he seemed to know what he was going to say, and said at the moment: "Lady, if this talisman wants to play a miraculous effect, it needs three pillars of sandalwood." Poor Dao is not fragrant, but there is there, and I asked the lady to buy it. ”

The woman nodded and hurried away.

Seeing that she was gone, the old Taoist priest raised his head and glanced at the little Taoist priest: "Xiao Langjun, you seem to have something to say to the poor Dao." ”

The little Taoist priest said coldly: "That woman is haunted by evil spirits, and her life is in danger. You use these fake talismans to deceive her, and you are not afraid of losing your longevity? ”

The old Taoist priest said indifferently: "Xiao Langjun, poor Taoist Temple, your Yin Hall is black, and there is a disaster of blood light. The heavens are gray, and there is a prison sentence. There is a lot of trouble among people, and there is even more fear for their lives. You are a mud bodhisattva crossing the river, and you can't protect yourself, but you still come here to manage the idle affairs of the poor road. Oh, isn't it ridiculous! ”

The little Taoist priest said: "It is the responsibility of a cultivator to exorcise demons and eliminate demons. I am indeed in great trouble, but even if I die tomorrow, I will still be saved when I save people today! ”

Hearing what he said, the old Taoist priest's expression became a little solemn, he looked at the little Taoist priest deeply, and said: "Poor Taoist view of your temperament is clear, you have a dusty posture, and you have the meaning of elegant, and you are also a Taoist priest." Since you say that the poor way is a false symbol. Tell me, where is this falsehood? ”

The little Taoist priest said lazily, took out an evil talisman from his arms, and put it in front of the old Taoist.

The old Taoist priest took it and looked at it, and his whole body was shocked. He hurriedly put the talisman in front of his eyes and looked at it carefully.

Seeing that he looked confused, the little Taoist priest took the talisman and went to the heart of the talisman a little. The old Taoist priest frowned, and after thinking for a while, he suddenly slapped his thigh and shouted, "It's wrong, it's really wrong." Hey, it's ridiculous that I drew hundreds of evil charms, thinking that I was drawing the best of them, but I didn't think about it, it was really wrong! ”

The little Taoist priest said: "Even if this talisman is not badly drawn, but you don't have a trace of internal force injected, this talisman is in vain, without its spirit, it is useless at all." ”

As soon as he heard this, the old Taoist raised his head in shock and shouted, "How is it possible? How could it be useless? The man clearly said that as long as the form is right, the talisman will be useful. That person is a person with great cultivation, so naturally he won't lie to me. ”

The little Taoist priest explained: "Fu is like a person, and he needs to obtain essence, qi, and spirit. Its form is right, just as a man has a physical body, and his essence is born of itself. When drawing the talisman, the talisman is infused with its own internal force, and the talisman has aura, and its qi is born. When drawing a talisman, the mind is attached to the talisman, and its god is born. In this way, the essence, qi, and spirit are sufficient, and the talisman can be used. ”

"It's just a look, and it's only one of the three. Such a talisman may be of some use against lonely souls and wild ghosts. It's useless to deal with evil spirits. ”

When the old Taoist heard this, he said in despair: "Why is what you said different from what he said? What you said sounds right, but he, he's a real cultivator, and he's also a really good person. I, I paid so much for him, he, how could he lie to me? ”

Seeing that the woman was rushing here, the little Taoist priest didn't want to say more, so he took out Zhang Ning's rune from his arms and handed it over: "You have a little eyesight, you should know that the talisman I drew is better than the talisman you draw." This tranquility talisman and evil talisman, please give it to that lady. ”

"The Ning Shen Fu is worn close to her body, but she can keep her sanity intact. At night, when the demon attached to her does evil, she will stick this evil charm on her body, and it will be done. I look at the ghost qi on her body, the ghost path is not very good, this evil talisman is a spirit talisman, which is enough to kill. ”

The old Taoist sighed: "You can observe the ghost qi on people, but I can only observe people's expressions." You can draw a talisman, but I'm drawing a fake talisman. You, I, hey! ”

The little Taoist priest arched his hand and was about to say goodbye, but the old Taoist said, "Wait! Poor morality, obsessed with Taoism all his life, although he has never received the true transmission, but he has learned a lot from going south and north for decades. The way of the seal, the poor road is indeed far inferior to Xiao Langjun. But there are some things that poor Dao is also very confident. ”

As he spoke, he pulled into his arms and pulled out a brocade box. Carefully open it again, pull out four stickers from it, well, dog skin plaster!

He said confidently: "This medicine is called 'Reverse Fortune'!" ”

"Men are dry, women are kun. To reverse the situation is to reverse yin and yang, that is, to turn men into women and women into men. ”

To reverse the situation is to reverse yin and yang, that is, to turn men into women and women into men!

The little Taoist priest was shocked and exclaimed, "How is this possible? It's the legendary immortals, but they can't do it. ”

The old Taoist priest coughed dryly: "Actually, it's not that godly." You must know that men and women, from the appearance, the most obvious difference is only two points, one is the Adam's apple, and the other is the voice. ”

He pointed to a dog skin plaster and said, "This one is red, red is yang, and men use it." After two days of attaching it to the neck, the skin near the man's Adam's apple will swell, so that the Adam's apple will be hidden. In addition, the man's voice will become crisp and similar to a woman's voice. ”

"This one is white, white is yin, and women use it. After two days of attaching it to the neck, the skin of a woman's throat will swell, resembling the Adam's apple. In addition, the woman's voice will become rough, similar to that of a man. ”

"Hehe, Xiao Langjun, you are already a boy and a girl. The skin is soft, the beard has not grown, and even the Adam's apple is not very noticeable. If you put on a little makeup and then use this medicine, ten out of ten people in the world will definitely treat you as a woman. ”

"Ahh This, this ......" the little Taoist priest was dumbfounded.

The old Taoist priest smiled: "Xiao Langjun, poor Taoist looks at your face, there is a catastrophe." Look at how you describe it, there are makeup. So, you must be hiding from someone. ”

"May I ask what kind of disguise technique in this world can be compared to turning a man into a woman alive, which is even more wonderful?"

Yes, yes! If a good man suddenly becomes a woman. In this world, naturally no one can find this man. But is that good? I don't do it as a good man, but I want to be a woman? The little Taoist priest was still hesitating in his heart, but his hand involuntarily took the four dog skin plasters.

By this time the woman had already come to her. The old Taoist priest lowered his voice and said hurriedly: "Reversing the world, one paste can be guaranteed for one month." If you want to change back in the middle, you can apply a black plaster. ”

"Xiao Langjun is a kind-hearted person, and he gave two poor Dao spirit talismans, and Poor Dao also used this magic medicine to help Xiao Langjun escape this catastrophe!"

"Oh, me, thank you!" The little Taoist priest only felt a fever on his face, he hurriedly bowed his hand, and hurriedly turned around and fled. The figure was extremely embarrassed.

The old Taoist priest then laughed.

After waiting outside Lingyun Temple for a while, Xu Ruoxue came out. The little Taoist priest wanted to talk about "turning things upside down", but when the words came to his lips, he was shy.

So when visiting the Big Buddha all the way, the little Taoist priest was restless. Xu Ruoxue asked him, but he refused to say, which made Xu Ruoxue lose his interest.

After getting off the Big Buddha, the two traveled all the way east.

On the official road, Xu Ruoxue was galloping on horseback. Suddenly, behind the big tree in front of him, a person suddenly burst out.

Fortunately, Xu Ruoxue was able to ride and immediately reined in the reins. The big black horse man stood up, and let out a long neigh, and the big hooves almost kicked the man in the face.

But the man was not afraid, he stared at the big black horse, his eyes were fanatical, and he exclaimed, "Good horse, what a good horse!" I can't imagine that such a BMW can appear in Sichuan and Shu! This horse should be the crown of Sichuan and Shu. ”

Xu Ruoxue was furious: "You, knowing that a fast horse is coming, you still rushed under the horse's hooves." If I had been a little slower today, you would have died. You're really, impatient! ”

But the man didn't hear it, but his eyes lit up, and he touched it and touched it on the big black horse. While touching his whole body, he couldn't stop trembling slightly, and that look seemed to be stroking a peerless beauty!

The big black horse is like Xu Ruoxue, with an arrogant temperament, how can he stand others touching him, and he will bite when he opens his mouth. The man grinned, dodged his hand, and reached out to pinch the horse's neck a few times. Strange to say, such a fierce big black horse immediately quieted down, and half-squinted his eyes, letting him touch it without stopping.

Xu Ruoxue understood, but he was just a horse idiot, so he didn't bother to pay attention to him.

The horse idiot turned a blind eye to the stunning beauty on the horse, just circled around the big black horse, and sighed while touching: "Tsk, the nose is big and the mouth is wide, and the three mansions are flat." The forehead is full, and the chest is thick......"

As he was talking, the big black horse moved somewhere on the horse's buttocks, and the horse idiot saw it and shouted, "It's time to fart." ”

The little Taoist priest thought that he would dodge, but who would have expected that this horse idiot would actually flash and stand behind the horse, well, there. Then, close your eyes.

Just listen, a string of farts sounded, a burst of gas. I saw that the short hair on the horse's forehead was blown to both sides with a "whirl". Goodbye, the horse idiot closed his eyes and took a deep, long breath.

When the little Taoist priest saw it, he felt a chill in his heart!