Seeing that the horse idiot was savoring it there, the little Taoist priest wanted to ask: "Brother Tai, I don't know how this sycophant tastes?" Listening to its voice and seeing its momentum, it is very sour to think about it! ”

"The smell of this sycophant is not good, it is not good!" The horse idiot opened his eyes and shouted, "It's too sour, it's too smelly, it's too astringent, obviously," he pointed to the little Taoist priest and Xu Ruoxue, and said angrily: "With such a BMW, you two don't know how to cherish it." In the past two days, I must have spared no horsepower and blindly galloped on horseback. Even the fodder was still ordinary, and even soybeans were never added. It's really,"

He pounded his feet in distress and said angrily: "This is really true, a tyrannical thing!" Indeed, the sin is unforgivable, and its sin deserves to be punished! ”

The little Taoist priest was dumbfounded when he heard this, this horse idiot, what a master! This kung fu is really unparalleled!

Ashamed of what he said, the little Taoist priest was about to explain, but before he could speak, the horse idiot waved his hand: "Shut up!" I don't want to talk to you wretched guy! ”

Then he looked at Xu Ruoxue, stunned, but only then did he notice this stunning beauty. But Ren is a beauty, and he spoke unceremoniously: "Such a beauty, I don't even cherish such a BMW." That's it, this kind of treasure is placed in you, it is really, the pearl is secretly cast, so that someone is distressed to death. In this way, you make a price, this baby, so-and-so bought! ”

Xu Ruoxue didn't bother to pay attention to him, so she patted the horse and left.

The horse idiot hurriedly grabbed the reins of the horse and shouted, "Five hundred taels of silver, a certain one!" ”

Xu Ruoxue didn't frown, and waved her whip.

Seeing the big black horse walking, the horse idiot was afraid of hurting the horse, so he didn't dare to pull the horse's reins hard, but he pounced forward, hugged the horse's feet, and shouted: "A certain and a hundred acres of fertile land." ”

This is comparable to five hundred taels of silver, which is much more valuable. Even with the indifference of the little Taoist, he was shocked when he heard it, and he felt incredible: there are people in this world who are willing to pay such a price for a horse!

The big black horse hurried away, dragging the horse idiot back and forth. But he still refused to let go, and still shouted to himself: "Plus the triple mansion, covering an area of ten acres, it can be worth 2,000 gold." ”

At this time, Xu Ruoxue, who has always regarded money as dung, was also shocked and couldn't help but stop the horse.

The horse idiot is still adding: "Add another superb man, excellent qualifications!" ”

Speaking of this, he finally felt distressed, choked up and said: "I have already done everything I have, and even sold my brother, just to get this BMW that I have only seen in my life." Please also ask the lady to be gracious, pitiful! ”

Plus the best man? When the little Taoist priest heard this, he was furious, I went, what did I think of? Legendary faces!

Xu Ruoxue naturally didn't give up: Hmph, you dare to tempt me with a man, is this woman that kind of person?

At that moment, she couldn't help but say, she whipped it away, hitting the man's wrist. The horse idiot screamed and couldn't help but let go. When he realized that something was wrong, the big black horse had already scattered his hooves and ran, and he raised his face with ashes.

The little Taoist priest naturally followed closely.

Both of them ran away, and they could hear the horse idiot's shout: "Horse, horse, certain BMW, don't run, come back, come back!" ”

It's getting dark.

"Husband, there is a small temple in front, you and I will go and spend the night."

"Good!"

"Husband, please go first, I'll feed the horse."

"Well, hard work ma'am."

Seeing that there was a good green grassland on the side of the road, the little Taoist priest turned over and dismounted, handed the horse to Xu Ruoxue, and walked to the small temple by himself.

The incense in this temple is very bad, and it is very deserted and dilapidated. Even the temple door had a small hole, and it was still so wide open.

The little Taoist priest went in with charity.

After entering, he was stunned. In this temple, there were already more than a dozen or twenty people sitting or standing.

I'll go! Why don't these people make a sound? The little Taoist priest stepped forward and arched his hand: "Today I missed the stay, and I want to stay here for one night, please make it convenient." ”

A man glared: "Are you blind?" Don't see it's full? Boy, get out of where you come from. ”

As soon as he said this, an old man said: "This is so unreasonable, this temple is not your family, you can live in it, why can't others live in it?" Xiao Langjun, don't pay attention to that muddy person, just feel free. ”

Two or three more people echoed the old man, and the man stammered, looked at the people around him, and no one spoke out to help him. The man snorted coldly and said no more.

The little Taoist priest arched his hand again and said with a smile: "So, thank you very much." ”

So he sat down.

As soon as he sat down, he smiled on his right hand and said, "Yo, this little Langjun is so handsome." ”

The voice is slightly hoarse, but it is undoubtedly a female voice.

Little Taoist Daqi: I didn't expect that among this large number of men, there was a woman. It's just that this voice sounds a little familiar, as if I heard it not long ago. Strange, where did you hear it?

The little Taoist priest was thinking about it, but he heard a man laugh and said, "Heh, what's the matter, tailless scorpion, you have fallen in love with this little Langjun?" Do you want my brother to help you out? ”

The tailless scorpion said angrily: "The dog can't spit out ivory from his mouth, and the slave family seems to be very romantic." The slave family is so self-respecting. ”

"Return the slave family." The crowd laughed.

Hearing this, a flash of inspiration flashed in the little Taoist's mind, and he finally remembered where he was, and heard this voice.

It's in the big closet of the champion!

So, these people are, yes......

I'm going, it's the one who controls the crane!

This surprise was not trivial, and the little Taoist priest almost jumped up.

I'll go! This dodged, but the result was good, and he actually got into the den of thieves. This is really called, self-defeating, self-defeating!

What to do? What to do?

Because he was dressed up and alone, this large group of people didn't recognize it for a while. But as soon as Xu Ruoxue came in, a man and a woman, a big dark horse and a big yellow horse, if these old rivers and lakes can't be distinguished, it will be a group of stupid pigs!

The little Taoist priest was anxious, and when he was thinking of a way, he heard a person say: "Strange, I think this person is a little familiar, I don't know where I have seen it." Go, boy, raise your head, and let me take a look! ”

This saying is to put the little Taoist priest alive on the sea of sword mountain and fire!

So the little Taoist's originally boiling heart immediately calmed down.

He rolled his eyes, and when he looked up, he looked at the tailless scorpion beside him. His eyes lit up and he exclaimed, "Ah, this sister. ”

The tailless scorpion said suspiciously: "Xiao Langjun, what's wrong with me, sister?" ”

But I heard the little Taoist priest exclaim in surprise: "This sister is so beautiful!" ”

"Ahh The tailless scorpion was shocked, shocked, and dumbfounded!

"Haha." A group of men laughed and laughed crookedly: "I'll go, someone actually said that Zhao Siniang was born beautiful, haha, laughing to death!" ”

The little Taoist priest was furious, his eyes widened, and he shouted: "Don't laugh at my sister." ”

Then he looked at Zhao Siniang, and in his eyes, he was affectionate; In the words, tenderness is still there. He stretched out his hand, as if to touch the "beautiful face" in front of him. He said stupidly: "Sister, look at my sister's rough face, masculine with tenderness, gentleness with masculinity." Look at my sister's strong breasts, which are as tall as a mountain and as grand as the sea. Look at my sister's thick legs, they are so powerful, just a light clamp, and they will definitely be able to clamp the little brother to death. ”

As he spoke, the little Taoist priest spread out his hands, looked up at the sky, and let out a dreamy cry*: "Ah, sister, how plump and powerful you are!" Ah, this temple must be the legendary Temple of the Moon. Ah, the little brother Sansheng is fortunate to be able to meet this dream sister in this Moon God Temple! ”

When did the rugged Zhao Siniang hear these love words? was excited for a while, and the big face that was round like an iron pot was burned red, and he was speechless with excitement.

The big men next to him were stunned at first, and then laughed:

"Yes, yes, Zhao Siniang's pair is good, they can crush people to death."

"Haha, I can't imagine that a man's wife, a tailless scorpion, can be courted by a man in public, and I laugh to death."

"Hehe, that's wrong. The so-called forest is big, and there are all kinds of birds. Perhaps, this kid is exactly the tune! ”

The little Taoist priest completely ignored these ridicules, he half-knelt on the ground, and picked up Zhao Siniang's hand, well, long whip.

Sticking the long whip to his face and grinding it gently, the little Taoist priest continued to say in a dream-like voice: "Sister, I have had a dream since I was a child, one day, there will be a majestic sister, wearing a leather coat and holding a long whip, whipping me fiercely. I got to my knees at her feet and wept,*! ”

"Heaven bless, God pity, this dream, today, has finally come true!"

"Ah, sister, please don't pity me, please destroy me with all your might, please conquer me with all your might!"

As soon as he said this, all the big men were cold, and they all shivered.

But Zhao Siniang heard it, but even her eyes were red. She gasped and said in a trembling voice: "Okay, good, let my sister take pity on you well, let my sister destroy you well." My little Langjun, why did you take advantage of your sister's mind so much. Sister me, I can't stand it anymore! ”

Saying that, this Zhao Siniang actually hugged the little Taoist priest, and was about to drag it back to the statue!

The little Taoist priest was completely stupid, stunned, and stunned, I'll go, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead. I, I just want to disgust her, who would have expected that she, unexpectedly, is really good at this tune!

This forest is so big, there are really all kinds of birds!

What to do, what to do, what to do?

Gritting his teeth, when the little Taoist priest was trying to desperately protect his chastity, one of the monks in the crowd shouted Buddha and said angrily: "Zhao Siniang, in the pure place of Buddhism, how can you be allowed to do such a filthy act here?" ”

Zhao Siniang's heart is blazing, this boss is pouring a basin of cold water, where can he stand it? When the tiger roars, the whip is raised.

But I saw a red-faced old man, stretching out a hand the size of a fan, and the volley was a blow. The palm wind was fierce, and the long whip of the tailless scorpion immediately fell like a seven-inch long snake that had been hit.

The old man said angrily: "Zhao Siniang, have you made enough trouble?" ”

Seeing that the old man was angry, Zhao Siniang stomped her foot fiercely, but said: "Don't dare, Old Li!" ”

Li Lao? Look at the strangeness of his hands, this person must be, Li Ruohai who worships the waves in the east!

The east is enshrined here, so where is the west enshrined? Will it be nearby? That man, but he's a ghost, and he's very good at tracking!

When the little Taoist priest was anxious, he heard a sound of footsteps outside the temple. However, Xu Ruoxue, who didn't know it, was coming to the temple!

The little Taoist priest was dizzy, and only one thought swirled in his mind: Dead, dead! It's dead!