(118) I like a scrap boyfriend...
The Thanos Infinity Gauntlet in the previous virtual weapon shocked Lee Zhengzong.
This fucking atomic bomb...
Atomic bomb...
This thing is sent out, is it going to raze the entire Jedi continent to the ground?
This thing must be sealed!
Even if it can be used one day, it can't be taken out.
Lee Majong made a decision on the spot, because if he bombarded with this thing, it was not a question of being too excessive, but a question of how many years he would be sentenced.
I can't bear it at all.
After continuing to browse through weapons for a short while, Lee received an invitation to Long Aotian's game.
Click OK to enter the line and find that Night Night is also there.
In the Hee Hee companion software, Long Aotian asked Li Zhengzong to join Tenghuan's voice, because the voice in the game is sometimes inconvenient.
Li Zhengzong joined the Tenghuan voice channel sent by Long Aotian.
"Brother Bai, are you here?" Long Aotian saw the prompt that someone had joined and asked.
"Well, here we are." Li Zhengzong put on his headphones and replied.
"Why did you have a power outage yesterday? I was in the train station later, and I took the grass girl to eat chicken with the night, but unfortunately, you didn't see it. Long Aotian regretted that he didn't let the blank see his domineering scene.
"Community business." Lee Jung-jong said.
"By the way, Xiaocao girl's contact information, you gave it to me." Long Aotian suddenly thought of this important question.
"Ahem." Li Zhengzong changed the topic and said: "Why haven't you started broadcasting yet?" ”
"Because I'm wearing stockings again, I'll be ready later." Long Ao Tiandao.
Lee Jung-jong: "......"
Why can a big man say this justifiably?
How can you be so scary?!
"Today made me die, white open-breasted dress, purple miniskirt, white stockings, black princess leather shoes, these things, I went to the women's clothing store to buy, it was not easy to buy the right size for me, Brother Bai, don't you really say, women's clothes are light, I feel like a little fairy." Long Aotian said with a smile.
"......" Li Zhengzong was shocked in his heart, and continued to change the topic: "What about the night? Is Night Night not there? ”
"I'm here." Night after night.
Listening to her somewhat muffled voice, Li Zhengzong asked, "What's wrong with you?" I don't think you're lively today. ”
Long Aotian smiled with a distrauded smile: "What else? Like me, I was forced by my parents to go on a blind date, people like us who are not highly educated and deep in the family can only rely on blind dates, but I don't need it now, I told my mother that I have a girl I like, that is, my little grass ~~ By the way, Brother Bai, I asked you for the contact information of Xiao Cao, why do you keep changing the topic? ”
Li Zhengzong still didn't pay attention to him, but was very curious about the night.
"Yeye, how old are you?"
"21 years old."
"It's not big, then why did your mother let you go on a blind date?"
"Because my sister is old."
"Your sister is old, does it have anything to do with this?" Lee was puzzled, and it was obvious that there was no reason for this.
"Mom said that they happened to have two sons, who were about the same age as us, so they carried me by the way..."
Long Aotian laughed: "It turned out to be piggyback by the way, it seems that your status in the family is as miserable as mine, hahahaha..."
"Aotian, what do you have to be proud of, Xiaomao?" Li Zhengzong said expressionlessly.
"I'm sorry, I got carried away, I'm not qualified to talk about her." Long Aotian was suddenly depressed, and at the same time said: "But then again, parents are really annoyed sometimes, do you think I, Long Aotian, will not find a girlfriend?" Obviously, this is impossible, by the way, Brother Bai, you give me the contact information of Xiaocao Girl! I'm going to add her a good friend, give her care, and let her drink more hot water. ”
Li Zhengzong ignored him and said, "What did you think of that night?" ”
"I don't want to go."
"Isn't it easy to solve the problem of telling your mother directly?"
Ye Ye said weakly: "But I don't dare." ”
Lee Jung-jong: "......"
Long Aotian interjected: "I don't understand, what are you worried about?" If it were me, I would want my mother to show me the other party's photos, and if it looks good, I will go, and if it is not good-looking, I will say that it is not appropriate. ”
Li Zhengzong said: "Are you so real? ”
"Brother Bai, don't say it, everyone is like this on blind dates, but now I don't need it, I have a little grass girl!"
"What if the grass doesn't look good?"
"I'm mentally prepared for it, as long as she's a woman."
Li Zhengzong pondered for a while and said, "What about 300 catties..."
Long Aotian stopped wearing the stockings and gasped with a hiss: "This is not... Can't you? ”
"Anything is possible, what do you do?" Li Zhengzong tortured Long Aotian's soul.
Long Aotian gritted his teeth: "Then I want it too!" ”
"Really? Is it okay not to pretend? Li Zhengzong said.
Long Aotian fantasized about three hundred catties of grass, and immediately his scalp was numb, and he sighed: "That means that our fate ends here." ”
"It's not a problem, it's just that I just don't want to, I've seen the other party's photos, and I feel okay, but they look like successful people." Night Night said, and then stammered, "I... I'm looking for a... You can play games and watch animations with me... Scrap boyfriend..."
Scrap Boyfriend... This flavor is so unique...
Long Aotian pondered: "Then you are destined to be lonely for life, men are creatures who want to save face, and it is impossible to admit that they are waste." ”
Night Night hurriedly explained: "No, I mean, I like otaku, I don't like social people. ”
Long Aotian sighed when he heard this, and refused ruthlessly: "I'm sorry night night, I don't like you, I have little grass, I didn't expect you to like me all the time, I said why do you want to play games with me, so that's the case, I don't want to hurt you, the main thing is to blame me for this damn charm..."
Ye Ye's eyes widened and said, "I don't like you!" ”
"Don't explain, explanation is a cover-up, a cover-up is the truth." Long Aotian said abruptly: "I thought you liked Brother Bai, but I didn't expect the target to be me, I have to say, you are very discerning, but please allow me to refuse you." ”
Lee Jung-jong was tired, and he finally knew the real reason for his blind date failure.
This kind of sand sculpture is rare in the world.
Ye Ye Ye was also tired, and he really wanted to use the rag doll on the computer desk to smash him to death.
"Okay, that's the end of the annoying topic of blind dates, I'm going to start broadcasting." Long Aotian finally put on his stockings: "Night night, you can also start broadcasting." ”
Night and night calmed down and prepared to start broadcasting.
After Long Aotian started broadcasting, the audience watching the live broadcast couldn't help but shudder when they saw Long Aotian in the camera!
Now... Now... What kind of alien creature is in front of you?