(119) Father!
"Ah!! Eyeballs, my eyeballs! What kind of demons and monsters? ”
"Wow, that's cute (disgusting)."
"Strange Species! It's a fucking odd thing! ”
"Humans? Are you sure that the person in front of us is human? ”
"You wear women's clothes, you wear women's clothes, and you wear heavy makeup?!"
"Demons, monsters, get out of here... Demons and monsters, get out of here... Demons and monsters are unforgettable..."
...
The audience's eyeballs were persecuted like never before, and they sent barrages to express their dissatisfaction.
Li Zhengzong also glanced at Long Aotian, and then closed his live broadcast room in seconds.
There is one word to describe Long Aotian, that is: to be a monster.
Long Aotian looked at the barrage, frowned, and felt good about himself: "I feel okay, it's the first time I've put on makeup, and I've brought contact lenses, I don't look like a little fairy now?" ”
Everyone is autistic.
This can't stand it at all!
After speaking, Long Aotian threw a wink at the camera: "This women's clothing is to fulfill my promise to Xiaocao Girl, everyone has to be honest, do you think I'm so beautiful?" Do you want to fall in love with me? ”
The corners of the viewers watching the live broadcast suddenly twitched.
"I'm talking about you fucking a hammer! Lao Tzu will give you a slap! ”
"Beauty? Are you beautiful? it... Where's my knife? I can't stand it anymore! ”
"Wow, is this streamer so scary? I want to kill myself. ”
"Please, wash your face, I'll eat! It's like a corpse. ”
"Why is this anchor so infiltrating? Was he stimulated? ”
...
Looking at the barrage, the reaction was mediocre.
Long Aotian smashed his tongue, didn't it taste good: "The anchor has spent a lot of effort to become like this, can't you be sympathetic to my good intentions?" It's really a stinky audience, so I can't even broadcast it, Brother Bai, you say, you tell me, am I beautiful. ”
Lee Jung-jong: "??? ”
What's my business?
But at this time, Li Zhengzong couldn't say that he wasn't, so he organized the language and said, "Hey? What did you say? I can't hear clearly, are my headphones broken? Can you hear my voice? ”
In a sense, this approach is a bit of a wit.
The sand sculpture dragon Aotian was also successfully fooled, and said: "Brother Bai, I can hear your words clearly, can you hear what I say now?" Playing PUBG, you can't do it without headphones, is it okay now? ”
"Oh oh, I hear it clearly now, it should be that the headphone plug is not plugged in properly."
"Brother Bai, you are still very careless in some things, by the way, let me ask you, do you think I am beautiful now? Like a girl? ”
"Huh? What did you say? I can't hear well with my headphones again. ”
"Something went wrong again? You can't do that, Brother Bai. ”
Ye Ye also sensed the seriousness of the problem and said, "Blank, do you want to change your headphones to try?" ”
"No, my headphones are suddenly fine again." Lee replied.
Long Aotian continued the topic just now: "Brother Bai, come and watch my live broadcast and evaluate my beauty. ”
"Damn, what's going on with the headphones? Why is it broken again? Li Zhengzong scolded angrily, and patted his headphones at the same time: "Brother Tian, don't speak, as soon as you speak, my headphones will be broken, it's really strange." ”
Long Aotian: "......"
Brother Bai, are you playing me?
...
At the same time, Chen Peng plugged in two USB flash drives and logged in to the game.
"What does it mean that the USB flash drive is red light?" Chen Peng asked the housekeeper beside him.
"Er Shao, this means that the other party is online, but he has not yet entered the game, and when the yellow light is on, it means that he has entered the match." The housekeeper explained with a smile, and at the same time said: "This kongbai is very cunning, as long as his account is offline, it cannot be tracked, which is equivalent to a blank user." ”
"What about the upline? He's online, won't you be able to find him? Chen Peng raised his eyebrows and looked at the housekeeper: "Won't you be able to check him now?" Give you two hours, and you can't get him out for me? ”
The housekeeper shook his head: "This person's means are very strong, his location IP address keeps jumping, and it is difficult to track, otherwise it is impossible for Tenghuan to even block his number." ”
"What do you mean by that, this guy is still an IT talent?" Chen Peng thought again, if he is not an IT genius, how can he develop a vulnerability plug-in?
"Let me tell you, this person is very strong, and Tenghuan has even rumored that he will be asked to be a network consultant."
"What's the secret? It's not like it used to be, there are a lot of college graduates, and the bigger the company, the more fresh talent is needed. ”
"Well, it's also a shame that this kongbai doesn't get an inch, as long as the plug-in doesn't involve a huge amount of money, at most it is compensation and detention."
"I don't care what his role is now, I just want to ask you now, can I make this sand sculpture autistic." Chen Peng looked at the housekeeper seriously, and pointed to his eyes: "Look at Ershao's eyes, they are red!" It hurts! Who did this to you? That's him, you know? ”
The housekeeper nodded hurriedly: "I understand, I understand, rest assured, this plug-in is absolutely powerful!" You can take a look at the functions now, press F10, and all the functions will be displayed, and then check them with the mouse, and you're done. ”
Chen Peng pressed down the F10, glanced at the function, and nodded with satisfaction: "You can do okay." ”
The housekeeper hurriedly patted the horse and said: "It's better to cultivate the second less, without the second less, how can there be me?" ”
Chen Peng was licked by this licking dog with a stomachache, and said, "I beg you, can you talk to me well?" I'm not the CEO of the company yet, can you? If I really become the CEO, do you still have to recognize me as a father? ”
The housekeeper said: "As long as the second young man doesn't dislike it, I will recognize my father in minutes." ”
Chen Peng squinted at him and said in astonishment: "Are you crazy? Money in the heart? ”
The housekeeper agreed: "Er Shao said that I am what I am, yes, I am crazy, I am blinded by money." ”
"Wow, you are a terrifying person, why can you be so good?" Chen Peng is incredible, after returning to China, it is the first time he has encountered such a cow-beeping licking dog, which is terrifying.
The housekeeper didn't want to lick it like this, but he didn't pay attention to hearing Chen Peng's father today, saying that Chen Peng should be the legal heir.
This... Isn't this licking yet?
If you don't lick this, you can still lick it then?
From that moment on, the housekeeper made up his mind that he must lick Chen Peng comfortably, and he could also rely on his excellent licking skills to reach the pinnacle of life.
"It's all the cultivation of the second less." The butler replied.
"Okay, okay, anyway, it's my cultivation, right? I said, can you change that? ”
"It's all the credit of Ershao."
"Okay, okay, I was wrong, I'm sorry."
"How could Ershao be wrong? There is a mistake, and it is also my fault, and the second young man is my father. ”
"You... You... Forget it, let's go. Chen Peng looked at the housekeeper, completely deflated.
"Ershao?" The housekeeper found that Er Shao's expression was not quite right.
"I'm going to play a game, so you go away."
"Can't I watch the fight? Two less. ”
"Let me go!" Chen Peng gritted his teeth.
"Father!" The butler shouted.
Chen Peng: "......"