The Buddha beads that deceive the heavens can only be hidden from the sky because they have been cultivated in the body for a long time.

But how easy is it to operate something as conceptual as "being"? Ruyi Mountain has a complete set of Buddhist scriptures and spells, about 3088 characters in the whole text, such a long series of mantras must be recited smoothly in one breath within 3 seconds, in order to completely urge the effect of the Buddha beads that deceive the sky.

And if any of this is missing, it can have unpredictable consequences.

Dustlight had worked this spell, and he had suffered a lot at first, but as his proficiency gradually increased, he was able to stabilize the success rate at more than 99%.

But today, if he is so dead, let him hit this 1% chance of failure, which can be said to be a blood mold.

He only felt a sharp pain all over his body now, and according to the experience of previous failures, this should be a bit too much of a deception.

To explain simply, that is to say, originally he just wanted to deceive Song Yunwu's enchantment, but now not only the enchantment, but even the whole world thinks that the Buddha bead is him.

In this way, if someone hits the Buddha bead, it is equivalent to hitting the dust. And there is no protective measure on the Buddha beads, and hitting him is completely real damage.

So Dusty Light can be said to be very painful now, and it is like a knife stirring in his stomach at once.

"What's wrong with you?" Adjani wanted to step forward to help him, but she flinched a little, so she apologized first, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." ”

Although she didn't know why Adjani apologized, Dusty Light still said to her, "You...... No...... Apologies, that、I'm not in a good state today...... Next time. ”

As he spoke, he pressed his bald head against the ground, barely stood up with his hands on his stomach, and then limped down the mountain.

Walking around the corner, he didn't forget to turn back to Adjani and say, "Remember to inform me next time you give birth to a daughter!" ”

"Okay, have a nice trip." Adjani beckoned to him.

As a result, as soon as he finished speaking, Dustlight stumbled on his left foot and fell on his right foot.

"Ahh

You know, after the corner, it's the ramp down the mountain. So Chenguang's whole person rolled down the mountain like a ball, and he couldn't stop at all.

Damen Zi didn't mean to stop it: "This guy should really go to the neurology department to have a look." ”

Adjani was thinking about something else: "Daughter, if you give birth to a daughter, what should you call it?" Jenny Song? Seems a bit ordinary, Songtia? How does it sound like Santiago, heck, should I still ask the kid her dad......"

Thinking about it, her face turned red, and she just made a pair of tomatoes with the drunk Damen Zi on the side.

……

Half an hour later.

"We're back!" The wedding trio returned home without incident.

The two little ones immediately ran out to greet them: "Sister, you're back~"

"Well, you're back," Ximen smiled and touched Kim E-won's head, "Why did you go so fast?" It would have saved us so long on the plane if it took us a ride. ”

"Huh?!" Jin Huiyuan was taken aback, "You—You know!?" ”

Ximen Qing glanced back at Song Yunwu: "Look, I'll just say it." ”

Song Yunwu's face was full of disbelief: "Such an outrageous thing was actually guessed by you." ”

Qin Yuyao also looked at Jin Huiyuan and Xiao Yan in surprise: "You really did it?" ”

"Ahh Sister, you lied to me?! At this time, Jin Huiyuan didn't know that she was tricked by Ximen Qing.

Simon said: "If you don't cheat, how can you know that you are so bold and dare to take Adjani out of the house." ”

"Hmm~ I'm sorry," Kim Hye-won immediately admitted, "I'm too worried about my friend." ”

Seeing this, the little girl hurriedly ran over and said, "I proposed it, you blame me." "To be the boss is to have the responsibility of the boss.

"That's good," Ximen smiled and pinched the little fat face, "Since you two are so active in admitting your mistakes, you have to punish them well." ”

Song Yunwu also said with a serious face: "It should be punished, and it is to be punished heavily, and Damen Zi can't let it go, let her be optimistic about Adjani, this kind of thing actually happened under her nose, Damen Zi!" What about you? ”

Xiao Ling and Jin Huiyuan reached out to the back of the sofa very synchronously.

Qin Yuyao leaned over to take a look, and found that Damen Zi had turned into a skeleton at this time, and he was still holding a wine bottle in his arms, sleeping soundly.

"Sister Damen is asleep."

Simon Qing smiled evilly: "I have already thought of the punishment for the stupid child, so I will punish her for a month not to drink alcohol and not to fight the landlord!" ”

"Wow!" Qin Yuyao was taken aback, "Sister Ximen, are you the devil?" ”

She subconsciously glanced at the gate purple again, only to see that the sound of "uh~uh~" suddenly came from the skeleton's mouth, which seemed to be a nightmare.

[Sister Gate, take care. 】

"As for the two of you~" Ximen Qing looked at Jin Huiyuan and Xiao Ling, his eyes rolled, "Then punish you for washing the mandarin ducks with me, ah-"

Before the word "bath" could be uttered, Song Yunwu had already hit her with a knife on the head, and there was a physical silence.

"It just so happens that I'm tired of drawing comics recently, so I'll punish you two for rubbing our shoulders for a week," Song Yunwu said, "If you do it again, I'll leave you with Adjani for a week next time." ”

"Don't dare, don't dare." The two little heads shook like vibrators, like two frightened hamsters.

"That's fine, that's it......" Simon said as he prepared to go upstairs.

I didn't have time to play the game well in the past few days, and sure enough, all I was filling was a swollen face and a fat man. How can it be cool to stay at home when you go out to play?

But before she turned around, the back collar was grabbed by Song Yunwu.

"Why do you charter a wife?"

I saw Song Yunwu stretching out his hand towards her: "Should you give me the script under "Attack on Titan"?" ”

In order to catch up with the progress of the animation, she has been bursting her liver recently. She has finished drawing all the scripts given by Ximen Qing, although she can serialize them for a while, but if there is no new script, she will have nothing to do next.

What's more, the plot of the giant is happening at a critical point, and she is also curious about the next development.

"Below? There's no more down there. Ximen Qing said with a sad expression. She was about to look down between her legs, but her breasts were too big to block it.

"Huh? Without? What do you mean? At this moment, everyone, including Xiao Liang, Jin Huiyuan, and Qin Yuyao, was dumbfounded.

"If you don't have it, you don't have it, in other words, it's a eunuch." Simon said very shamefully.

After all, she had seen about 100 chapters of the comic before she crossed over, and she didn't know the plot behind it. Although forcibly renewing the dog's tail can also cut a wave of leeks, she thinks that she can simply cut it.

"And what are you asking me to draw next?" Song Yunwu said, "Can't you think of a way to write it again?" There are still a lot of holes that have not been filled! ”

"I'm out of inspiration, I think it's better not to write some garbage than to write it," Simon shamelessly found a high-sounding reason, "As for what to draw next, you wait for me to give you the script in a few days, I already have a new story in my head." ”

"You're dying~" Song Yunwu was helpless. She can already imagine how her fans will react afterwards.

How popular this work is, even a blind person can see it. It is not impossible for a series of peripheral developments to have a commercial value of at least 10 figures, or even 11 figures.

Such a thing that can be called a "masterpiece" is actually such a eunuch? It's just mad.

It is estimated that the editorial department of juvenile manga friends can consider a part-time hardware store in the future, and there will definitely be a lot of blades sent over.

Qin Yuyao was also a little dumbfounded: ""Attack on Titan" actually needs eunuchs? My God, Sister Ximen is too ruthless, and the fans are going to cry now. ”

Fortunately, JOJO is given one by one, even if there is no follow-up, it will not be a eunuch, as for "Pokemon", Ximen Qing also said that it is completely possible to find someone to ghostwrite according to the model of the unit drama, and the only thing needed is just the creativity of the elves.

"Sister Yun Wu," Qin Yuyao suddenly found another question, "Then what will you do with the signing meeting in the future?" Will readers complain to their faces? ”

Song Yunwu was shocked when he heard this: "Signing meeting!?" Oh, and this thing, this ...... Forget it, it's a big deal that I won't go to the signing meeting in the future! ”

With that, she ran upstairs as well.

……

Ximen Qing lay on the bed with a happy smile on his face.

"It turns out that the eunuch is so cool."

She had thought about adding an ending to the giant before, but she had never been able to come up with an ending that was acceptable to her after dying a lot of brain cells.

Sure enough, only the original author of a work can give a perfect ending. Even if that ending has bugs, it's still better than the other endings.

After all, the story belongs to the original author alone, and if someone else writes it, it will be a different story.

So, she still made the decision to cut. As soon as this decision came out, I was immediately refreshed and high.

"The eunuch has been cool for a while, and the eunuch has been cool all the time, so why don't I be a eunuch in the next part?"

Simon thought that he might be able to get out of the name of the chief administrator of Ouchi.

So, what's good to draw for a new comic? Web article? Game? Riman?

"It's better not to be too long, or I'll be out of motivation after the freshness, Wukong Biography? No, that's too nerve, and if you want to draw this, you have to draw Zixia first, emmmm, then draw Zixia! ”

Ximen's eyes lit up, this world was still very similar to the earth at least before she crossed over, and "Journey to the West" is also one of the four famous novels of Huaguo.

If you draw "Journey to the West" and then make it into an animated movie, maybe it's really a bit of a trick.

"I just don't know if there are any experts who have come to make up the whole wave of adaptations, and jokes are not nonsense?"