Chapter 342: Are You Insane? It's a girl, is that your wife?

"Mom, the rabbit is chasing the dog!" On the street, a child suddenly pointed across the street and shouted to his mother.

When the mother saw it, she quickly slapped her son's hand away: "Don't look! Stop! Don't finger! ”

Not only her, but others on the street also avoided it.

After all, normal people will be frightened when they see a bloody bald head on all fours chasing a dog there.

Chenguang was bitter in his heart, he didn't know what kind of bad luck had fallen, he didn't say the wrong spell, and when he went down the mountain, he rolled all the way to the foot of the mountain. The most important thing is that his deceptive Buddha beads were actually used as toys by a teddy.

The reason why he felt severe pain was because the Buddha beads were gnawed there by Teddy as a bone.

When he endured the severe pain and tried to snatch the beads back, Teddy actually ran away with the beads in his mouth.

"Give it back!" Dustlight can only be chased.

But the dog's teeth kept biting the Buddha beads, although the strength was not large, but it also made him very uncomfortable, and he couldn't even run upright normally, so he could only barely catch up with him on all fours.

So the current scene appeared.

Teddy ran all the way, Dustlight chased all the way, and finally blocked it in a dead end.

"How can you run so much? You can run another one and show me! Give me back the beads! Dustlight clutched his stomach and rushed towards Teddy.

"Woohoo!" The daring Teddy yelled straight at him.

But with this shout, the bead fell and rolled backwards along the ground.

"Ahh Chenguang was shocked, and hurriedly tried to intercept it.

But the pain in his body has not completely disappeared, and his movements have been a little sluggish. As a result, I watched as the beads rolled into a hole in the corner of the wall that drained the water.

Seeing this, Chenguang jumped over the wall, intending to pick up Buddha beads on the other side.

But when he turned over, he saw a small child holding his Buddhist beads and looking at them curiously.

"Ahh So cute! When he saw that the child was pink, he couldn't help but ask, "Little sister, how old are you this year?" ”

As a result, the child was probably frightened when he saw his scaly appearance, and he didn't answer his question at all, and turned around and ran.

"Alas! Don't run! I'm going to make a relationship with you! Give me back the beads! Chenguang had no choice but to continue chasing.

Fortunately, this time the child pinched it in his hand, and the damage to the Buddha beads was not great, and his body pain gradually disappeared, and he soon caught up with the child.

It is said that it is catching up, but in fact, the child himself stopped, because the adults of the other family arrived.

Dusty Light saw the child hiding behind an adult man, who didn't look at him very kindly.

"What do you do!?"

Hearing this, Chenguang hurriedly performed the Buddha salute with one hand and said: "Hello, my name is Chenguang, Chenguang who is the same as the light, let me explain first, I am not a monk, but my hairstyle is relatively cool." ”

"I don't care what hairstyle you have, I'll ask you what you're chasing our children for?"

"Don't, don't get me wrong, I'm not a human trafficker, I just want to marry this little sister."

"Oh~ I see, you're the one, right...... Perverted! ”

"No, no, no," Chenguang quickly explained, "I'm not a pervert, I'll wait quietly until she's 14 years old." ”

"14 years old is not 14 years old, he is a boy! You said you were going to marry him, so what are you not a pervert!? Qin Shi Huang rebuked righteously.

He was looking at the store, and the little boy was playing by himself. As a result, he suddenly ran back and said that a pervert was chasing him.

Qin Shi Huang didn't believe it at first, and thought he was lying, but when he went out and looked, hey! There's a pervert!

"Male...... Male!? Dusty Light was a little incredulous, and suddenly felt like the sky had fallen, "Oh my God, why is a boy so cute?" Isn't this deceiving my feelings? ”

"Who's going to lie to your feelings? Are you insane? It's a girl, is that your wife? "Qin Shi Huang has slowly become a common-sense person recently, and he complains mercilessly.

Chenguang was sad alone: "I'm out of love again, when will I find my fate?" ”

Seeing this, Qin Shi Huang said to the little boy behind him: "Let's go back, ignore him." ”

"Uh-huh." The little boy said that he was going to go back with Qin Shi Huang.

"Wait a minute!" Dustlight suddenly shouted.

Qin Shi Huang turned his head and looked at him vigilantly: "What do you want to do?" ”

"Can you give me back my beads?" Dusty Light pointed to the deceptive Buddha bead in the little boy's hand and said.

"This is yours?" Qin Shi Huang glanced at it and asked the little boy, "Where did this bead come from?" ”

"I picked it up on the ground, and it rolled in front of me on its own."

"Huh?" Qin Shi Huang seemed to have discovered the difference in beads at this time, "This is ...... The Buddha's deceptive Buddha beads? ”

Now it was Dustlight's turn to be surprised: "Do you know this?" ”

The Buddha beads are the treasure of Ruyi Mountain, there are only 36 in total, each of which is in the hands of the core members, and ordinary outsiders have almost no chance to see it. And even if you know, there are few people who can tell the origin of the Buddha beads in such a mouthful.

[What is the origin of this ordinary-looking man? Dusty suddenly felt curious.

"Of course I know," Qin Shi Huang took the Buddha beads and weighed them, "When the Buddha of Ruyi did me a favor, I let him live in the palace for 7 days, and he used these 7 days to make this string of Buddha beads, a total of 108 pieces, and said that he would give me a few, but I didn't ask for it." ”

"108!?" Dustlight became more and more shocked, "Who are you?" I know a total of 36 Buddha beads, where did the 108 come from? ”

"Huh?" When Qin Shi Huang heard this, he immediately smiled and said, "Good question!" Since you asked in good faith......"

"Then we will tell you with great mercy!" This half sentence was taken by a little boy.

He was watching "Pokemon" recently, and he was very fascinated, and when he heard it, he subconsciously answered it, and he also cooperated with the action.

"Uh......" Qin Shi Huang's words were stuck in his throat just as he was about to speak, "I didn't plan to say that. ”

Chenguang was very patient, so Qin Shi Huang reorganized the language: "I am the first emperor of the ages, and Qin Shi Huang is in power!" Get down on your knees and kowtow! ”

Dustlight: "......"

Qin Shi Huang felt that there was contempt in his eyes: "What kind of eyes are you? ”

Chenguang pointed to the clothes on Qin Shi Huang's body and said: "Although it is the first time for me to go down the mountain, don't treat me as illiterate, this is clearly written as 'home and supermarket'." ”

"Uh......" Qin Shi Huang subconsciously wanted to block it, "this, this is ...... Micro service out on patrol! You know a ball! ”

Chenguang didn't want to dwell on this question anymore: "Can you give me back the Buddha beads?" ”

"Oh, this," Qin Shi Huang threw the beads back directly, "This Buddha bead has little effect on a single piece, at least 12 can be gathered to set up the array, at that time it is a little useful, if you want to exert the maximum power, it is best to collect 36 pieces." ”

"Why are you so familiar?" Chenguang asked, "Could it be that you are a lay disciple from Ruyi Mountain?" ”

Qin Shi Huang said: "I have said that I am Qin Shi Huang!" It has nothing to do with your Ruyi Mountain! ”

"Isn't Qin Shi Huang dead a long time ago?" Chenguang was skeptical, "And you said that the Buddha lived in your palace for 7 days and created this deceptive Buddha bead, so why did he go to you?" Can this Arcana be refined in 7 days? ”

"I can't talk to you about this," Qin Shi Huang shook his head, "I still have to go back to see the store, I don't have time to pay attention to you." ”

"You really look like a supermarket employee!"

Qin Shi Huang: "......"

He didn't want to talk anymore and took the little boy back to the supermarket.

Although he was still suspicious of this guy who claimed to be Qin Shi Huang, Chenguang planned to continue to observe for a while. He actually said that there were 108 Buddha beads that deceived the sky, but Chenguang only heard the big version since he was a child, and there were only 36 of them, was this guy talking nonsense, or was the group of bald heads at home hiding something?

He had a hunch that there was a big secret in this.

……

Xiliang Demon Village.

"You're saying someone has broken through my barrier again? Or a bald head? Song Yunwu's face was very ugly, she carefully checked the enchantment, "No, there is no sign of being invaded at all, but there are two records of blocking people out." ”

"But that man really came in, I don't believe you asked Damen Zi, there is really a bald head who said that he wanted to subdue demons and eliminate demons as soon as he came up," Adjani said, "and then asked my daughter's name, oh, what do you say I and your brother's daughter will be called in the future, I think a lot and I am not satisfied." ”

Song Yunwu's ears automatically filtered through the second half of the sentence: "Bald head? Demon slaying and demon extermination? Could it be that it is Ruyi Mountain? ”

Adjani nodded hurriedly: "I look like it, but he suddenly fell down with his stomach in his arms, and then ran away." ”

"What kind of neuropathy is this?" Song Yunwu only felt inexplicable after hearing this.

At this time, Simon Qing came over: "I said, what are you guessing here?" Why not take a look at the monitoring? ”

"Oh! And surveillance! I almost forgot! Song Yunwu patted his head, turned to Ximen and said, "Why are you here?" Is the script written? ”

"It's written, it's written, I'll give it to you later," Ximen Qing nodded, "Go and see the monitoring." ”

Song Yunwu returned to his room and turned on the computer. This monitoring was also just installed, and she was not used to it. The main reason is that there are more guys who have come to Xiliang Demon Village to do things recently, and she has done some defensive measures in all aspects.

Turning on camera No. 5, the three of them finally saw clearly how the dust light came in.

"What is this bead? Why can't I even perceive him in my enchantment? Song Yunwu wondered.

Ximen Qing recognized it: "Oh, the Buddha Bead of the Bullying Heaven, there is still a damn thing left." ”

"What beads?"

"Ruyi Mountain's deceptive Buddha beads," Ximen Qing said with an unhappy face, "It is a special treasure, collect 36 to summon the dragon, uh no, you can do something against common sense, I used to have 36 in my hand, but what I did later was too rebellious, and the beads were reimbursed, but I didn't expect that there was still stock on Ruyi Mountain." ”

Song Yunwu looked up at Ximen Qing, and always felt that this guy was hiding something.

Said the fog seeker

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By the way, I've been 3,000 words per chapter lately, so why hasn't anyone complimented me? I'm not happy, I'm going to put it off, there's a chapter to be updated tomorrow today, and then I haven't taken a leave of absence this month, I'm thinking about taking a leave of absence that day