Chapter 64: Lao Tie, Teacher Hei

Hearing that Belle was planning to make herself a bodyguard for Spider-Man's aunt, Luke almost died of anger.

He had to emphasize: "I mean, is there anything I can do to help with those two attackers?" ”

Belle also said very seriously: "Believe me, protecting Mei is something related to this matter." ”

She paused for a few seconds, and suddenly thought of the strong man's style of doing things, and Aunt Mei's charm, and quickly added: "I have to remind you, if you are protected to the bed, I will let you understand what a handjob is." ”

As she spoke, she raised her left hand, and with a piercing sound, the blue light of "Rachel" flashed on her hand.

……

After thinking about it, Belle still picked up the phone and informed Iron Man of the news that Jessica had found.

"It's not very logical," said Tony, immediately grasping the key, "if these two people want to control the gangs in New York, why would they choose to be based in Los Angeles?" That's across the whole of America! ”

"Good question, my guess is that if controlling New York is what they want to accomplish, then controlling Los Angeles is what has been achieved."

Tony was silent for a moment, the severity of the matter was clearly beyond his expectations.

Seeing that the other party didn't speak, Belle continued: "Look at this meaning, neither the FBI, S.H.I.E.L.D., nor the Avengers have found anything unusual in Los Angeles, right?" ”

"If anything," Tony said, "it's said that there have been a lot of alerts in the Los Angeles area lately, and the callers have claimed to have been attacked by werewolves or zombies. However, the police and the FBI went to see it and found no evidence. I've also told you about S.H.I.E.L.D., which is currently operating underground, and is seriously understaffed, so I don't have much energy to participate in these chasing after the wind. ”

"That's interesting, werewolves and zombies? Are there any vampires? ”

"Tut-tut, the little girls are amazing now," Tony said in a weird way, "The boyfriend in the spider tights can't satisfy you anymore, right?" Looking for someone who can turn into a bat? ”

"I don't care if I can turn into a bat, but if there is a man who can wear a bat bodysuit and is richer than you, then everyone will love him."

Tony didn't quite understand what Belle was saying, but he didn't want to delve into it, so he said, "We've been very busy lately, and we can't get any hands on it for the time being, so since you've found out about it, I'll leave this matter to you." Remember, just investigate, try not to fight them, keep yourself safe, and take Peter with you. ”

Belle was sure Tony would say that.

Crimes involving superpowered people are simply not handled by the average police and FBI. S.H.I.E.L.D. is too busy to take care of itself, and the Avengers are busy cleaning up the remnants of Hydra, and now there are only two people who can spare their hands, Belle and Peter.

If she could find a suitable reason, she would actually want to break Peter up. The automatic recording feature of his Spider-Man suit, while extremely useful, also comes with extremely high risks: everything Spider-Man sees is completely open to the entire Avengers, and even S.H.I.E.L.D., the Department of Homeland Security, and the FBI. If Spider-Man meddles in overseas affairs one day, it is estimated that the CIA will also want to stir it up.

What she worries about is that if Spider-Man participates in the investigation, the information related to those two people recorded in the suit will gradually increase, and it is inevitable that one of them will make Iron Man, Doctor Strange, Vision and others make inferences like "these two people are outsiders from other parallel universes".

Once this inference is formed, they naturally ask: Is there anyone else besides these two?

What if these people come up with some kind of technology, magic, or something that can detect souls from other parallel universes or something......

But then again, she can't go into the enemy's lair alone, on the one hand, she doesn't dare, which is the main reason, and on the other hand, she is not good at reconnaissance and intelligence gathering.

One of Belle's good qualities is the courage to admit her shortcomings, including but not limited to: timid, mean, and lazy.

Timidity and laziness are the root causes of her incompetence in reconnaissance and intelligence gathering. And being mean made her have to choose her companions carefully.

Jessica Jones, a private investigator who specializes in numbing herself with alcohol, grew up with child star sisters and had to deal with her terrible adoptive mother, who was constantly abusive to her.

Peter Parker, Spider-Man, has the potential to be a first-class investigative journalist, and at the same time is probably the most tolerant of Belle in the world.

Both in terms of abilities and personalities, these two are the best companions for this mission.

On the way home, Belle kept her brow furrowed, and Alvarez kept his mouth shut the whole time, and the car drove smoothly.

It wasn't until he parked the car downstairs at Belle's house that he spoke for the first time: "Boss, is there anything else you want me to do?" ”

"Help me find a place to live in Los Angeles, it doesn't matter where I rent it, but keep a low profile, get around, and it's best not to be too far from the university, after all, we're going there as exchange students."

"Wrap it up on me." Alvarez replied.

Belle was all the way upstairs, thinking about all this mess, but Peter and Black Sky were obviously not idle, in fact, they were so focused that they didn't even notice that Belle was already home, and they were standing right behind them.

Kuroka remained human, sitting shoulder to shoulder on the floor with Peter, staring straight at a small laptop monitor that displayed photos of Belle over the years she had been a model, and the ones were not particularly small.

"This ......and this," Peter blushed and stuttered a little, "I've never seen any of this!" ”

Heikong patted him on the shoulder, and said in a tone from a passerby: "Little brother, they are all men, don't play this illusory thing with your uncle, do you dare to let your uncle look at your mobile phone album, if it is not stored in it, I will call you ancestor from now on." ”

Peter bowed his head weakly, and did not dare to answer.

"You don't have to be like this, little brother, uncle told you this, there's nothing to hide in this matter, you're definitely not the only one with these photos on your phone, are you?"

"Huh? Yes! Well. ”

These three modal words perfectly describe Peter's long mental journey in an instant.

Kuroka raised his right hand and stretched out his index and middle fingers, and the black substance that made up his body rolled out a cigarette between his two fingers. There was no need to light the fire, Heikong just took a deep breath and spit out the same black smoke ring, but fortunately there was no pungent smell.

"If you want to find a girlfriend like this, you have to have a little bit of a number, don't you? What you've done in those countless lonely nights looking at these photos, someone else must have done it, and the point is, you have the opportunity to do it to a real person. ”

Peter asked earnestly, "If I do this to a real person, then I am not lacking in heart?" ”

"That's not the point! The point is, you have to think clearly," Heikong said seriously, "not only you, but anyone looking for a model to be a girlfriend has to think clearly, this kind of sexy and seductive girlfriend is like a trophy, and anyone can be your challenger." If you're so jealous all the time, and you lose your temper when you're fine, it's tantamount to pushing her towards someone else. ”

"Uh-huh."

Peter nodded desperately, he hadn't taken his high math class so seriously.

"So what should I do, Mr. Hei?"

Unconsciously, Peter's name for the black sky has changed.

"Don't see it like that, Lao Tie," Heikong said, "In my opinion, she is also a good girl, except for her poisonous mouth, everything else is good, you see I just looked for so long, didn't I find anything that affected the grading of the work, it means that her work is serious work, and there is absolutely no such mess." ”

This sentence reached Peter's heart, and he continued to nod his head and said, "Uh-huh." ”

Heikong continued: "You, you are also a good young man, I can rest assured that I will hand her over to you, you believe in Uncle, Uncle will help you watch her, if someone wants to mess around, Uncle will be the first to ......"

"Ahem." Belle couldn't take it anymore, so she cleared her throat, so scared that Peter and Blacksky almost died at the same time.

"You two are having a good time, are you? It's all starting to call Lao Tie, do you think he can afford to send you rockets? Double-click 666, he has to wear the mouse, okay? I use you to compliment me on being a good girl, huh? Who are you giving me to? Have you forgotten who brought you out of that pit? I'm giving you energy to talk to this nonsense? Did I bring you out to let you be my father? ”

The black sky was so frightened that it lost its human form, shrunk into a black shadow, and trembled incessantly, as if it was being swept away by a strong wind.

"You too," she turned her attention to Peter again, "what's the name of Mr. Black?" What can you learn from that psychopathic old dragon? How do you learn how to become stockings? Do you believe that I put you on a broom to sweep the hair on the floor? ”

Peter only hated that he couldn't turn into a dark shadow.

"Don't worry," Blacksky's voice rang in Peter's ears, "she's not mad at you. ”

"Huh?" Peter asked suddenly, and Belle glared at him again.

"Don't be quiet, silly boy," said Kuropa hatefully, "I'm whispering to you, and she can't hear me." ”

Seeing that Peter didn't react strangely, Heikong continued, "Did you hear what she said? Do you think she said that to you? Except for complaining that you are poor, there is not a word, all I say is that I have brought you badly. And we just said that you look at her sexy photos at night and do some indescribable things, logically speaking, this is what she should be most angry about, but she didn't mention it, she didn't mind at all, what does this mean you still don't understand? ”

He clearly felt that as soon as he said this, Peter's heartbeat rate immediately calmed down.

"Don't be in a hurry to admit your mistake," said Kurosa, as if she had guessed Peter's mind, "and if you say, 'I'm wrong, don't be angry,' she'll definitely ask you, 'What's wrong with you?'" I can't go on with that, it's not true. So don't admit it, she's not really angry anyway. ”

"So what should I do?" Peter asked as quietly as he could, the voice was faint, but it was hard to beat the black sky.

"Since she's not angry, everything is fine. Think of a joke for the occasion first, by the way, praise her for being beautiful, etc., the girls love to listen to this, and then don't explain more, just say that she is very tired when she just came back, you go to do something for her to eat, by the way, ask her what she did today, listen to her tell you, you can echo it, say you can understand her feelings and so on, just do it. ”

Kuroku then added: "Don't say superfluous words!" ”

Peter took a deep breath, all the jokes he knew, and he thought it was inappropriate, and he might as well make one up himself.

Of course, this is not difficult for one of the best mouth cannon powerhouses in the Marvel world, he almost blurted out: "Don't make trouble, where did you get the hair on the ground, a fairy like you doesn't lose hair at all." ”

After saying this, not only was Belle shocked, but even Heikong was surprised, he couldn't imagine that Peter was so talented.

A part of the shadow crept around behind Belle, gave a thumbs up in Peter's direction, and lip-to-lip said, "Excellent!" ”